#posy python

[ramyavarshini]

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[thefisherqueen]

He now perceived that the Guernsey-man, who had just got into the chains, and was using a cutting-spade, had slung his nose in a sort of bag.

“What’s the matter with your nose, there?” said Stubb. “Broke it?”

“Oh, nothing! It’s a wax nose; I have to hold it on. Fine day, ain’t it? Air rather gardenny, I should say; throw us a bunch of posies, will ye, Bouton-de-Rose?”

“I wish it was broken, or that I didn’t have any nose at all!” answered the Guernsey-man, who did not seem to relish the job he was at very much. “But what are you holding yours for?”

“What in the devil’s name do you want here?” roared the Guernseyman, flying into a sudden passion.

Very Monty Python-like comedy scene here in Moby Dick

[tinyrosemarysparrows]

Since I got her in 2015, I talked about Posy constantly on here and it only feels appropriate to formally announce what happened last month. I have been working through the grief and getting to the point where I can start to talk about it easier. 

On Christmas Eve, at 3:30 in the afternoon, I found Posy dead in her terrarium. I don’t know what happened or if she had died the night before or that morning, but rigor mortis had already set in. That was one of the worst days of my life and I am still completely devastated. I cannot even begin to count how many times I’ve broken down since it happened. It is, by far, the most painful thing I have been through in 2020 and it came with no warning. 

I loved her so incredibly much and she was such an important part of my life that I still can’t fully comprehend that she’s gone. I haven’t been able to bring myself to begin packing up her terrarium or make plans for what to do with it. I will not be keeping it and Pallas and Pienna will be my last leopard geckos. After losing Posy, I cannot find it in me to want to bring any more geckos into my life. 

Her brother and sister are fine and I’ve been keeping an incredibly close eye on them because I don’t know what happened to cause her to pass away. I am going to be redoing my entire set up for them and probably moving them out of the office and into my bedroom or into a main room to keep a closer eye on them. I really just can’t fully grasp the situation and the sheer amount of grief is horrible. I know that when I bury her I will be burying part of myself with her. My life has been changed irrevocably with her passing. 

Posy was everything. I wish that she could have known how deeply I loved her and will continue to love her, even though she is not with me anymore. She did so much for me just by existing and I feel that nothing I did for her ever came close to paying her back. I know that I will be grieving for a long time and it is going to take a very long time before I can feel confident in my ability as a gecko keeper again. 

I am going to keep up all of the posts about her in her tag. Eventually, I will do something as a memorial for her, but right now I am just trying to cope with the loss. I’m working to take my grief and make it into motivation toward taking care of the rest of my little household to the best of my ability, as well as improving myself. It would be disrespectful to her memory if I let this drag me down into a bad place, so I want to do better. 

Aside from what I’ve shared, I am keeping the situation largely private, including her burial. I don’t have much of a desire to talk about this in detail and I ask that people respect my wishes for privacy. If you’ve been here since I got her or remember the constant photo shoots and posts about her, thank you for appreciating her and I hope that she brought you joy, too. I still remember the Valentine’s cards she sent out years ago. She was so good. 

I had thought that I would have so much more time with her than I did. I never expected our journey together to be for only five years, but the time that we had together has changed me for the rest of my life. She was more than just a gecko and will always be. I pray her next life is long and beautiful. 

[flamingninetales77]

Posie Appreciation Post

[groggersmybeloved]

Grognak, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Troy: You did WHAT–

Posy: William Snakepeare

[queencryo]

capstone. its.... final presentation is tmo. i meant to blog at some point about it but i forgot bc of wbo i am as a person

long story short, ww did a lot of unit teating and showed that the primary reason our system didnt work with our prof's drone is bc its black, and our sensor doesnt like black things.

for our user acceptance testing presentation, sbe was... really pleasantly shrprised with what we presented, and in all since then its been pretty pleasant and we have been doing well since then.

'course, we put in a FUCKTON of work between The Big Fuckup and then (one or two weeks ago...?). several allnighters. night before the user acceltance testing prsentation, we were at my teammate's work until like 5am", which was nkt uunusual for hs. i walked home after three am at least a half dozen, maybe mkre, times forthis project.

one of ourbigproblems wasfalse postives at <4m, which is supposedto be our deadzone. ended up being a prob w the sensor, because of courseit was. i guess lateral tbings passing overits beam crwated wildly varying distance measjrmeents? not sure what the dealthere was. angway, we ended up doubling the sensor read speed (tho cuz of rpi/python threading, who knows what the actual read frequench sas lmao), and requiring two consecutive 4-8m reads to trigger the system. not perfect, and we still got some false posis, but it was an improvement c:

also our chasis is... not awesome, but its together. i built it meself c: mostly between the hors of midnight and six am on various nivhts, bc im... an idiot. lmao.

anyway. roday we met up to film some footagefor our final presentation. we found out FTER getting to the park that the system was struggling to get any readings at all (needed to keep ur hand over it for a good .5 seconds b4 it would trigger). ended up being that it needed a replacement of batteries... BIG fucking sigh.

which, btw, means our estimaye of 'twenty plus hours of baterry life' is probs ahuuge lie. tbf battery life coild probably be massivelh improved by making a coiple chamges in the code, but uh... meh.

all in all our system is fijicky and doesnt work as well as id like. but it works *kinda* and it works well enoigh considering what we're working with. im not... *happy* with it, but i am kinda proid of kt. ya know?

(all told, i ended up putting together basically *all* of the hardware (both chassis and soldering all the electronics) for all threeprototypes (one full, two partials tl show off the networking), coded the sensor and most of the indication code (including figuring out how to put it in its own thread so that it could be started and stopped at will), and also came up w a lotof our design ideas (using a flag for indication, using batteries with a dcdc converter, i THINK the 'use a pole to mount iton the cone' thing?))

ftr, 'coming up w ideas' is only like five% of stuff. just so yall know. its the... making the ifea cometo life thats actually important.

also dont think i did allthe hard parts on this prpject. my teammates M and C dkd ourmobile application and the code that networks all ofour cones yogether? that was a really hard problem and they did a great job with it.

[kerloncollector]

The utterly utterly merry comic relief christmas book

THE UTTERLY UTTERLY MERRY COMIC RELIEF CHRISTMAS BOOK SERIES

THE UTTERLY UTTERLY MERRY COMIC RELIEF CHRISTMAS BOOK TV

MEMBER: Cambridge Footlights Club, which also produced Monthy Python's John Cleese, Eric Idle, and Graham Chapman.ĪWARDS, HONORS: Best Books for Young Adults List, American Library Association (ALA), 1980, for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

THE UTTERLY UTTERLY MERRY COMIC RELIEF CHRISTMAS BOOK SERIES

Hobbies and other interests: Purchasing equipment for recreations he would like to take up, playing acoustic guitar, scuba diving, fiddling with computers.ĬAREER: British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), London, producer and scriptwriter for "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" radio and television series, beginning 1978, script editor for television series "Doctor Who," 1978-80 writer, 1978-2001. Douglas Adams complained that, as a result, considerably less money was raised for famine relief.ĭouglas Adams, Rowan Atkinson, Glen Baxter, Michael Bywater, Graham Chapman, Nobby Clarke, Ron Cobb, Richard Curtis, Angus Deayton, Adrian Edmonson, Michael Fishwick, Michael Foreman, Stephen Fry, Kim Fuller, George Harrison, Michael Heath, Lenny Henry, Ian Hislop, Caroline Holden, Richard Ingrams, Antony Jay, Guy Jenkin, Gray Jolliffe, Terry Jones, Trevor Leighton, John Lloyd, Jonathan Lynn, Thomas Mann, Rik Mayall, Lise Mayer, Michael Palin, Geoffrey Perkins, Stephen Pile, Nigel Planer, Christopher Ryan, Griff Rhys Jones, Posy Simmonds, Mel Smith, The Spitting Image Workshop, Sue Townsend, Bill Tidy, John Wells.PERSONAL: Born March 11, 1952, in Cambridge, England died of an apparent heart attack, May 11, 2001, in Santa Barbara, CA son of Christopher Douglas (a management consultant) and Janet (a nurse maiden name, Donovan, present surname, Thrift) Adams married Jane Elizabeth Belson, 1991 children: Polly Jane Rocket. Collins held the rights to print certain versions of the Bible and it was threatened that these would be withdrawn. Eventually they prevented the book from being reprinted by applying pressure on the publisher, Collins. They picketed bookshops and threatened to sue for blasphemy. Christian groups took offence, and attempted to get the book withdrawn. Nicholas Winterton MP led a campaign to ask W.H. Jesus' Birthday in which Jesus is portrayed as a grumpy and mischievous child in a modern household.The Young Ones' Nativity Play in which the characters from The Young Ones act out the nativity story in typically irreverent style.This tells the story of the nativity night from the point of view of a sheep that gets eaten as part of the celebrations, and therefore has a slightly jaundiced view of the whole affair. The Gospel According to a Sheep by Richard Curtis with additions by Douglas Adams.In line with its Christmas theme the book contained several pieces based on the Christian nativity story, including: The book has never been reprinted following its initial print run, as a result of religious censorship. The book promised that profits would be distributed "80% to SAVE THE CHILDREN FUND and OXFAM for famine relief and 20% to Charity Projects to support young people faced with the problems of drug abuse, homelessness and disability here in Britain."

THE UTTERLY UTTERLY MERRY COMIC RELIEF CHRISTMAS BOOK TV

Tie-ins to popular TV comedies of the day including Yes Minister, The Young Ones and Spitting Image.A New Decade of Heroic Failures, an exclusive addition to Stephen Pile's Book of Heroic Failures.Adrian Mole's Christmas, an addition to Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole series (later included in The True Confessions of Adrian Albert Mole).Besides the novella Young Zaphod Plays it Safe and the short story " The Private Life of Genghis Khan", which have since appeared in The Salmon of Doubt, the book also contains Adams' short story "A Christmas Fairly Story" (written in collaboration with Terry Jones) and three supplements to The Meaning of Liff. The book is of particular interest to fans of Douglas Adams' work as it contains several items written by him which are hard to find or exclusive to the collection.

[ecotone99]

[SF] Nuptial Rupture - A sex hex complex of ominous promise.

I am changed into a woman, as if born a girl. I am at my own wedding, set in a huge Gothic cathedral, being escorted up the aisle by my father, who is identical to my real dad. As he cradles my arm I savour my new form, snug beneath my tailored gown. My trim shoulders and narrow chest bear a pair of pert breasts, held high by my brassiere. My slim, supple waist blooms into a broad, flexible pelvis atop of my voluptuous thighs that brush the heavy drape of my luxurious dress. My whole physique, my total spirit, frames and contains my precious flower of maidenhood. My diminished height is below my papa's stature, when as a guy I stood several inches above. My compact proportions give me superior balance and prim poise as I glide on tiny, precise feet. But surveying the scene I mark a number of incongruities. It appears to be night, as all the stunning stained-glass windows on the right of the church are darkened. However, those opposite are illuminated by a milky lambency of solemn lunar luminescence that pours through, displaying their colours in tenebrous tints and casting dramatic shades across the crowded congregation. The vast temple is further lit by a dense parade of heavy candelabras mounted along the side walls whose multitude of flickering flames, excited by the slight but swift draughts flitting through the cavernous interior, beget grotesque shadows that dance in frenetic parodies of stiff reality. My exquisite attire, of the most lavish silk, is a shimmering black, not the usual virgin white. It is decorated with delicate lacework of iridescent green, vivid against the pervading dim hues. I am holding an elegant posy of ebony roses, and as I ponder whether such flowers naturally exist a sharp prick from one of their thorns cuts deep into my left ring finger. The ambience reverberates with the polished tones of the building's impressive organ. Its noble ranks of silvery pipes can just be distinguished through the murky aspect, their lofty orders flanking the apse. These play an intricate fugue of eerie counterpoints, executed with demonic virtuosity. Their diminished and augmented harmonisations never resolve, slipping through endless thematic variations that leave a sinister impression with their always implied but never completed cadences. The numerous guests are a fascinating array of people I have known in my previous life, family, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and even enemies. They are each at the age I knew them best, caught in time-warps of various durations. I am disappointed that they are in common garb rather than the smart costume one would expect for this hallowed occasion. I am further perturbed that they are engaged in muted conversation, leaning towards their neighbours with heads bowed in surreptitious whisper, creating a vulgar atmosphere that jars the regal, haunting music. I turn to my father for reassurance, but he just gives me a mischievous wink with a wry smile, as if it's a clever joke. He is whistling a silly little tune which seems to be Sousa's "The Liberty Bell", commonly known as the theme from Monty Python's Flying Circus. As I ruminate these bizarre circumstances I become aware of the groom and his best man, their backs towards me. Suddenly I realise the gravity of my situation. I am about to be united in holy conjugality, to whom I know not. The thought of consummating my vows with a man fills me with terror. I feel trapped in the intrinsic bondage of my dream femininity, nauseated to the core of my still masculine will. My confused emotions receive another jolt as I draw level to my future husband and discover he is my true male self and his attendant is his and my brother. They are both decked in tuxedo and black tie, instead of the expected morning suits. My initial relief upon recognising myself as such changes to utter disgust at the incestuous alliance about to be sanctified. Then my attention is drawn to the sound of pitiful weeping. I turn to view my mother, sitting on the front pew. She has grown obese, far larger than I've ever seen her. She is stuffed into a gaudy frock and outrageous hat, her corpulent figure adorned with a superfluity of tacky beads, cheesy broaches and other glitzy jewellery. As she bawls into her handkerchief I speculate whether her lachrymose exhibition has a flavour of bitter desperation in place of the wistful joy one would hope for. Next to my distraught mum are my four bridesmaids, who are my previous persona's current and past girlfriends. They look beautiful in their matching crimson robes. But they too are chatting among themselves, perched on the edge of their bench in a scrum. I hear the serpentine hisses of their secret susurrations punctuating the garbled noise and perceive them flashing suspicious glances at me before resuming their huddled conference. Throughout this freakish ceremony I could not fail to espy the presiding minister, looming motionless before the alter. He is wearing a capirote and full-length vestment, both the same striking red as the girl's gowns. He towers with confidence, and I experience a subtle anxiety at his inscrutable presence. As the uncanny toccata halts, at last finding a concordant conclusion, I again catch my dad's face, who just clicks his tongue and raises his eyebrows before humming "Yakety Sax", that frivolous refrain from the Benny Hill Show. I spin my head to regard my familiar fiancé, but he too gives me an expression of cheeky humour. Meanwhile the officiating priest begins his service in a commanding, stentorian voice, its ghoulish sonority projecting over the buzzing chatter. He proclaims:

"Through dark stark glum we come

To humbly mark

Fit witness this true union

Share their new joyful ploy

Confessing via dire odds God's blessing."

"Marriage is the bridge to grace

Through which the switch of gender flows

Tenderly shows in love above reality

The sinful glove of fantasy."

"That gift will lift the rift

Spill the sap at rapture pure

Capture bound tight wound

Right founded reckoning

From sombre beckoning."

"Yet let shy vows arouse

Those chosen by the law

Restore the primal state

Before chimeric fate."

He pauses, before demanding, "If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace." At the finish of this categorical directive everything goes quiet. My heart palpitates as my soul is wracked with overwhelming guilt that twists the sinewy essence of my vital substance. But then, after an excruciating moment of pregnant silence, the chapel is rocked with the teeming roar of hysterical laughter. In a condition of shock, unable to digest what is happening, I examine the location to see that one and all are howling in manic merriment. Even my mother is bursting her sides, shaking like an accordion as she shrieks like a frenzied hyena. My ladies-in-waiting are giggling with sprightly glee, their features glowing like ripe cherries. My father, husband-to-be and brother are bent over double in extreme amusement, convulsing themselves inside out. Only the diabolical pastor remains unmoved, posed like an impenetrable statue. My universe falls apart. I am melting, my torso shrinking away under the tight grip of my bodice. My skin is shrivelling like a deflated balloon, hanging limp from my contracting skeleton. My eyes are slipping from their sockets, turning into watery slime. My teeth are loosening, detaching from my mushy gums. My bowels are disintegrating, descending through my dissolving anatomy. The world rises as I sink into the earth, a pool of protoplasmic sludge leaking beneath my hem, oozing across the floor. Finally my consciousness dwindles, fading into fuzziness, emptiness, nothing.

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[persicapink]

@coppythephotocopier replied to your post: @positive-posi replied to your post: anon I hope...

use renpy, it’s good for that you’re gonna have to learn renpy’s specific python but it’s pretty easy well, in comparison to normal python

I was gonna use Novelty since I’ve already got it installed and sorta know my way around it, but I might still look into that :O

I mean, its mostly for jokes anyway, but I’ll probably still look into it for future reference

[findmyfreelance]

Keras : 1 d Conv net small model

Keras : 1 d Conv net small model

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[tinyrosemarysparrows]

Delicious soup.

[iekanektrecruitment]

Data Scientist (EHC394)

Johannesburg

R600 000 – R800 000 per annum

 PURPOSE

To optimize the value out of data.

To provide data that is congruent and reliable

To extract and/or collect information from various sources (Structured and Unstructured)

To distribute and or communicate data/information

 To analyse data for better understanding about how the business performs with the objective of quantitative identification of business opportunities

To innovate ways to look at problems by using data mining

To build AI tools that automate certain processes

As a data scientist, you are expected to be a subject matter expert for the business in the following areas:

 Natural Language Processing: the interactions between computers and humans;

Machine learning: using computers to improve as well as develop algorithms;

Conceptual modelling: to be able to share and articulate modelling (UML, Enterprise Architecture, Simulation Modelling);

 Predictive modelling: most of the big data problems are towards being able to predict value creating future outcomes;

UML and or Integrated System Behavioural Modelling for system data requirements for various business projects;

Hypothesis testing: being able to develop hypothesis and test them with careful experiments. (Statistical, Operations Research, System Dynamics and Theory of Constraints)

 Business Systems Data integration

 REQUIREMENTS:

 Degree in (Engineering/Actuarial Science’s/Statistics/Mathematics) is essential

 Experience in programming languages and platforms, including .Net, C/C#, SQL, HTMS, CSS, Java, PHP, Python, code repositories

 7-10 years’ extensive database experience with Microsoft SQL 2008 upwards

Basic understanding of platforms such as XML and Entity Framework, knowledge of N-Tier development will be an advantage

 Experience in Enterprise Architecture (UML) Experience in software development life cycle development methodologies (e.g. Agile)

Basic knowledge of system integration development, API development, web services creation and utilization

 Working knowledge of public cloud platforms (Microsoft, IBM, Oracle, Amazon, Google)

Various languages

 Data engineering/architectural experience

 Must posies impressive data architectural skills with BI solution design and analytics experience

Seeking a technology agnostic person

Build enterprise solutions from the ground up

 KEY RESPONSIBILITY AREAS:

  Identification of cross selling opportunities

Technology forecasting for identification of business opportunities using multiple sources of transactional data.

Development of data requirements for business systems and data requirements support

Designing and Leading Development Operations in building managed data service integrating business systems.

 Supervise or directly write, translate, and code data management and analytics programs, algorithms and applications according to specifications

Administer critical analysis of test results and deliver solutions to problem areas

 Generate statistics and prepare and write reports for management and/or team members on the status of the data science processes

Write programming scripts to enhance functionality and/or appearance of company web site and/or related web applications as necessary from either a data integration perspective or business intelligence perspective

Conduct research on data science related technologies, languages, and standards in support of procurement, development efforts future investments

Liaise with network administrators, systems analysts, and software engineers to assist in resolving problems with products or company solutions

 Converses with, writes strategic documents and creates/delivers presentations to internal business leaders and as well as external groups. Leads discussions with senior leaders and external partners in ways that support strategic planning and decision-making.

 Seeks a consensus with business leaders. Debates opinions, tests understanding and clarifies judgments. Identifies underlying differences and resolves conflict openly and empathetically. Explains the context of multiple, complex inter-related situations. perspectives and advice prior to approving plans and recommendations.

Studies environmental, business and technological trends and forecasts.

Differentiates data sources for validity, reliability and credibility.

Evaluates composite information in relation to its impact on decision-making and strategic implication and steers team toward making informed, sound strategic decisions.

 Own transport and a valid drivers’ license

 BEHAVIOURAL COMPETENCIES

High level of energy

 Logical thinker

Excellent time management skills

Attention to detail

 Self-confidence and self-driven

 A high level of perseverance

 Be patient, tolerant and diplomatic

 Empathy, ability to identify with the needs of internal and external customers

 TECHNICAL COMPETENCIES

Flexible and adaptable in regards to learning and understanding new technologies

Knowledge of applicable data privacy practices and laws

Strong written and oral communication skills

 Enterprise Architectural skills for software (UML)

Strong interpersonal skills

Strong systems modelling skills

Strong data modelling skills

 Strong mathematical, statistical and operations research modelling skills

 Ability to conduct research into data science-related issues and products and relevant technologies

 Technically proficient

proven analytical and problem-solving abilities

Ability to effectively prioritize and execute tasks in a high-pressure environment

Experience working both independently and in a team-oriented, collaborative environment

 Preference will be given to BEE female

 Please email cv to recruitment@ekanekt.co.za and quote EHC394 in the subject line

Or apply online at https://goo.gl/jL6Hme

#data #scientist #engineer #research #statistics #analyst #business systems

[ithinkthatyoushould]

two hands blooming at the palm, on the day of my execution, a choral trail cold notes, fear in stunning elocution, with python heat, a flower of fleeting, a pillar of flesh -        to bravely cry,        with lisp and pithy        passport for a man        on the day he must die        would i speak so clearly        in the hankering posy of terror,        if i did not know - piston and         hopeless, saying yes, and meaning no        dearly and drearily,        the black and marrow marker        and the spinster tale of the         fallow,        and the darker -        slopping at the bit        frothing upon the mother’s tit at the center of the nib, a quiver, an eye,                a stillness in the grip of the crib,                a stinging ballet, a rope noothed upon                stalagmite, hovering up                the dread it brings, oh in my shallow year,                a lie it wings, wordless upon the willow                and plying gasps of vallow air,                which shall suffocate, like lungs                under the bib of headless spacemen.                choreography below the falling moon,                no direction - no liver                                jaundice for the spirit,         and calcium shall shatter, to trod lie and despair  when i meet your touch -                     i love you so very much. i can’t answer,   to penetrate me,   i will sink for your heart,   a sedative or two,    only those with scattered joints   and broken knees,   know the tallow and meter of their eyes   whip, to and fro   i meet the periphery,   with dead passion,   and the lightest touch    of profane misery.

[tinyrosemarysparrows]

Ranking My Kids From Lowest to Highest Levels of Bastardness

1. Posy Python

A good girl. The most perfect being on the planet. She’s probably something akin to Christ. I have never loved anything as much as I love this lizard. She likes to climb under my shirt and just hang out. I have bonded so intensely to this gecko that I can’t sleep without having her in the same room as me.

2. Ferdinand

Too early to tell how bastardly he actually is. He hasn’t tried to bite me so he’s automatically less bastardly than the other two.

3. Pallas Python

Tried to bite me when I first brought him home. I called him a moldy lemon for the first six months that I had him. Likes head pats, but not being picked up. I bought him for $10 and he’s exactly what you would expect from a lizard that was only $10. Everything he touches turns to poison. I saw his genitals once and my eyes went to hell.

4. Pienna Python

She looks like an angel and when I saw her the first time we formed an emotional connection so I had to bring her home. She actively tried to bite me every time I put my hand in her enclosure for a year. She screams at me and it makes me cry. I have to wear a thick glove to pick her up because she bites very hard. I will probably never be able to handle this gecko in my life without her screaming and biting. I love her a lot, but she is the most bastardly out of all of my children and I’m very afraid of her. I worry that one day she will escape her terrarium and kill me. A summoning ritual went wrong and the devil was sealed inside of this little lizard that is now my daughter. She takes pleasure in causing others distress.

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She’s helping.

[tinyrosemarysparrows]

Posy said, “No more gecks >:/”