#power-washers

[locamotivednp]

Influenced

[pifabo]

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem

[druidshollow]

I'mma hit role swap rivers with The Hose

lol lmao

[katjapetersart]

40k Power Wash Simulator...

And a little wheelchair race!

[artastic-friend]

I can’t stop thinking about how cool a Fnaf Mod for Power Washer Simulator would be.

Like- imagine cleaning the Fnaf pizzerias or pizza plex, or like- hosing down nasty-ass Peepaw Willy in the corner out back-💀 /j

And most of all imagine how cool it would be to power wash DJ Music Man 😫‼️ make him so squeaky clean!!!!

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

For the fellow peeps who use and or want to use power/pressure washers on their whumpees— look at this

It has possible injuries, treatments, even a few real life examples of the injuries. It’s good stuff

[ghostchilismoothie]

Things Are Dirty Gotta Clean ‘Em (Power Washer Sim WEDNESDAY 11/16 7PM EST)

many moons ago, when power washer sim first came out of early access, i did a purchase. sadly, my computer was not up to the task.

BUT NO LONGER!

I may now powwy washy to my hearts content, and I shall. please join myself and @theshitpostcalligrapher​ for a few hours of getting through the story campaign. chill washing time and some song requests to boot, it doesn’t really get better than this.

[cloudydays69]

HOW I BE AFTER WATCHING THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE OF HANNIBAL RN.

[muzzleroars]

One with a V1 power-wash bath is interesting? Could Gabriel be able to bath and if so, how can he warm up the water? (Bit of cottagecore lore related question here boyo.)

(see this!)

so v1 is absolutely insistent that they put in a nice jacuzzi/mini pool into their apartment since a bathtub just won't do, and gabriel is of course fine with the idea since it would be great to relax in. only problem is...gabe and v1 aren't really the home improvement types, so it's all they can do to get a bath installed that at least has running water. gabriel claims it's fine, but he's only taking baths with v1 since it can warm up the water by amping up its processing power. however, gabriel knows he needs to start looking for a new solution when fraud's boiling pits of pitch start to look intriguing - ultimately, i really now like the idea that with the ferryman's help they're able to craft a heat pump so their pool can get as toasty as gabe needs. and then he is nearly LIVING in that thing, sinking in up to his chin for a couple hours a day in utter bliss lol i like to think they also maybe set up a little sauna for him, somewhere he can just sit and steam if he gets particularly chilly or to help prevent ice build-up. BASICALLY they somehow manage to build a mini-spa in fraud lol

[nexus-nebulae]

another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie

[lights-out-knives-out]

Whump thought of the day

Power washing a Whumpee with open wounds

[barkingangelbaby]

my poor lil eardrums... i washed out like 20+ screens and the air compressor was killing me... we didn't have ear plugs left so I just rolled up paper towels to put in my ears (we're really shreking it today) and that helped dampen maybe.. 5% of sound.. it feels like my ears are bleeding good GAWD

[ihaveaskeleton]

You know how I like to spawn countless horrors in the kitchen? Well guess who has a Hazbin Hotel OC living in Cannibal Town!

Now, I am a law abiding citizen so I will be using pork as a substitute for human flesh, but I am currently experimenting with ideas for a sandwich dubbed the "Tall Hammond".

Tally of Failures: 4!

The first attempt was a sandwich consisting of pork fried in a pan with dill and salt with thinly sliced apple and sharp white cheddar on bread spread with a thin layer of dijon mustard. I did not like the cheddar very much.

Attempt Two I browned the pork in butter before simmering it in apple juice and dollops of brown sugar and dijon mustard until it turned into a glaze. Once again, a thin layer of dijon mustard on the bread and this time I used blue cheese. This one turned out better, but it was sorely lacking due to the absence of lettuce or other fresh vegetable matter to balance the sweetness.

I bought the pork close to the expiration date because it was on sale, but assuming it lasts, I have a couple of other ideas rattling around in my demented brain.

[pokentomology]

Hey anyone wanna volunteer to bathe some big pokemon? We just got a TON of too-early-evolution rock types as an anonymous surrender and Boy Howdy are they big and dirty. We got Onix we got Steelix we got Nidoqueen we got Crustle we got WAY too many Tyrunt. Who wants to play car wash game but the car is alive

[cowgirlvag]

Alright kids I figured out how to pee with this new vagina.

Ronald Reagan I'm coming to pee on your grave