#praise joko

[therealpactcommander]

Fun fact: in Guild Wars 2, Joko has 3 toes on each foot. However, in the first Guild Wars, he had all 10 toes.

Where did his toes go??????

[panic-in-tarir]

xiv may have a lot of cool memes but none of them come close to a meme so reusable and applicable in such a wide range of situations as "praise Joko"

[kissentz]

commissions for @tatachai, this time gw2 edition!

[ennunanaiurov]

I know I don't really talk much about Guild Wars 2 online, but my god I fucking love this game, and I'm in a brainrot period where it's all I can think of, to the point that I've had like 5 dreams about it in the last month hdkjfhkfhkjdsk

If anyone else on here plays, plz talk to me about it 👉 👈 tell me all of your headcanons, I am so starved, I just wanna talk to people about it QQ

[draconismoss]

Firstborn Thanatos

This is both my oldest and youngest character! Oldest because he's a Firstborn, and youngest because I made him yesterday haha. This might be the last character I make this year 😥

Firstborn Thanatos was born alongside Trahearne during the first Cycle of Dusk. His Dream told him of a far-off land, a mysterious desert ruled by a cruel and undying king. His Wyld Hunt was to travel to this land, learn it's history, meet its people, and extend an olive branch of peace to their leaders. Though his Dream was incomplete at best. That was his task: learn Elona so that the next generations of Sylvari may know it.

He docked in Amnoon, a stranger in a strange land. He was met with suspicion, fear, and amusement. Many incorrectly assumed he was some sort of Awakened that had gotten lost in the kelp forests of the Elon River. He requested an audience with the city's leaders, where he proceeded to ask questions about the regions history, it's people, geography, ecology, and economy.

It fascinated him.

He fell in love with Elona. Its people, it's food, it's strange creatures. He raised Iboga on a farm east of Amnoon for a time before departing southward to the exotic domain of Vabbi.

The Awakened there fascinated him. They behaved like any society would, but with meticulous care and reverence for the dead. He explored the Necropolis, the Hanging Gardens of Sebhorin, and Vehtendi Academy, though the latter disturbed him deeply. He was beginning to piece together an image of Elona- one of a deeply wounded place ruled through fear and indoctrination.

But his task was to learn, not to interfere. He struck a deal with the deans of Vehtendi Academy. In exchange for him teaching classes on sylvari anatomy and history, they would allow him to attend classes free of tuition. Curiously, he also had a penchant for the same necrotic magic his brother Trahearne showed.

He was taught a different type of magic, however. Rather than learning how to conjure minions or create wells of dark power, he was taught how to use the power of the Desolation. His tutor in this matter was a battle-scarred Awakened woman called Nivara, a disciple of Joko. He studied and taught magic there for many years, all the while accumulating a veritable horde of knowledge for the Pale Tree.

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[scribesofcalamity]

Dietrich opening his mail: >:C

(He'd still eat the steak)

[gw2-correct-quotes]

"If you prefer, you can die and help me. The order doesn't matter."

~Palawa Joko

[akatalepsi]

Joko invites you to his Choya fuckpalace

Go...send your praises to him! showcase your love for Joko! embrace the ways of Choya! be enticed by such Choya...only YOU can make his fuckpalace thrive!

[ Press to praise Joko ]

[commander-henrietta]

@solsticexmoon

[snickersnek]

Replaying some Living World content in Guild Wars 2, there's a cutscene with Joko where he taunts and insults you a bit, classic Joko stuff. And he does this thing where he points at his own head when he calls you "monumentally STUPID" and it just.. I had to do this

[therealpactcommander]

[rainiedaisies]

redbubble | etsy

[akatalepsi]

Phew its a good thing we didnt come across-

[anghraine]

Therapeutically distracting myself from the election by playing GW2 Halloween events until the last moments of the festival

(literally the last moments)

[autumnalhalcyon]

finished the war eternal questline, and the fake-out Aurene death had me punching the air when the commander and what's her dick the crystal sylvari pulled out that last crystal from her "body"

[praise-joko]

I love that my mom knows nothing about GW2 but Palawa Joko, and she love him. We were in the car and had me play his monologue and the Kourna statues. She was even able to quote some of it lmao

Another Joko loyalist successfully converted

Praise Joko!