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kojandra · 2 months
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halfmoondaze · 2 years
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Jack Harlow & Y/N Relationship Timeline pt 3
Pt 1 Pt 2
Lunch with the in-laws
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In February 1, Jack and Y/N were spotted taking Y/N's mom to lunch at Lavo Ristorante in West Hollywood.
The Birthday Boy
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On March 13, Y/N shared a birthday tribute to boyfriend Jack on Instagram posting a rare picture of her with a picture of baby Jack with the caption "someone very special was born today"
The Birthday Girl
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On April 29, Jack gushed over girlfriend on her 24th birthday with an Instagram tribute writing a lengthy birthday caption wishing her a happy birthday and showing his appreciation for having her in his life along with a video of y/n's surprise pre-birthday party.
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Settling Down?
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On May 7, Jack Harlow purchased a 1.4k four bedroom modern townhouse in Atlanta.
US Weekly reports the pair were currently living together in Atlanta.
Meet Our Son
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In July, Jack and Y/N celebrated their new addition to the family, a tiny pup named Koa. Jack showed a snap of their cute pooch on Instagram with the caption "our son"
A Rare Interview
In September, Jack opened up about Y/N in an interview with WSJ magazine. "She's like an angel, she's amazing"
In October, Y/N flied out to Australia to see Jack perform and join him on tour for a few days.
365 Days & Counting
In November, Jack and Y/N celebrated their first anniversary and Y/N took to Instagram to mark the occasion sharing a series of snaps with the caption "365 days around the sun with you". While Jack posted a compilation of short videos of Y/N with the caption "my everything".
According to a source close the couple the couple, the pair hosted their first Thanksgiving dinner in thew new home with both of their families in attendance.
Holidays Together
The pair celebrated the holidays and New Year's Eve with both of their families on a trip to Hawaii.
She Said Yes
On January 3, their last day in Hawaii, Jack got down on one knee and popped the question.
The newly engaged couple shared the new via Instagram post. Jack posted on his Ig "Two weeks ago I asked my soulmate to marry me and she said yes", along with a black & white picture of the two holding hands showing the engagement rings, pictures taken by his friend Urban Wyatt, of course.
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Y/N posted a pic of the two cozying up with the caption “forever n then some”
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Celebrities were quick to congratulate the couple including: Drake, Lil Nas, Doja Cat, Druski, Urban Wyatt, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Normani, Dua Lipa and many others.
Jack proposed with a dazzling three stone engagement ring with sapphire side stones, which set him back an estimated of $100,500.
After asking Y/F/N for his daughter's hand, Jack personally worked on the engagement ring with Jack Solow.
A spokesman for the company of Solow & Co , says the team worked with Jack for the design. "Jack was involved in every step of the way through several meetings in New York”.
An Intimate Affair
According to the US Weekly, a relative of the couple has hinted that Jack Harlow and Y/N would like a small and intimate wedding, and the ceremony might take place in Kentucky countryside.
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markantonys · 2 years
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WOT sims shenanigans: polycule wedding edition
mat flirted with faile at his own engagement party 💀 he is OUT of control! list of people sim mat has flirted with so far: rand, elayne, aviendha, faile, egwene, nynaeve. thankfully, it was only the one flirt and not enough to develop a romance bar between them. and also i’d disabled jealousy game-wide in order to minimize issues with the polycule, so mat didn’t get murdered by perrin djfkgj
the engagement party’s dresscode was Party Outfit, and for most sims i make their Party Outfit just a regular-looking outfit but certain fancy sims i will give a fancy Party Outfit. so the result here was that everybody showed up in normal clothes except for elayne who was in a freaking ballgown. canon.
aviendha dipping rand is something that can be so personal:
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gawyn shows up at the polycule’s apartment almost every single day asking if anyone wants to workout with him, so one day i finally had rand and elayne take him to the gym (mat and avi were at work) but then the two of them ended up fucking in the shower at the gym and ignoring gawyn. poor gawyn.
lan was not invited to elayne and aviendha’s bachelorette party but showed up anyway to hang out with nynaeve, bless that wifeguy
nynaeve repaid this devotion by CALLING MAT ON LOVE DAY TO ASK HIM ON A DATE god i am spraying sim mat with a water bottle! he’s out of control!!!! (i had him say no to the date ofc, don’t worry)
elayne tried to flirt with moiraine because i hadn’t bothered setting them as aunt and niece jdkjfg thankfully i caught her in time to prevent it. the problem is that very often when a sim sees their significant other they get in a flirty mood, and since i have 4 sims who are dating each other all living in an apartment together they’re pretty much CONSTANTLY horny because they love each other so much, except then they will just hit on any other sim nearby rather than only the partners who inspired that horniness (and elayne and mat are the worst of the bunch bc they both have the Romantic trait which also often puts them in flirty moods). at their core sims are slutty bisexual messes and i love it.
last year on Love Day, rand gave mat a flower and mat hated it. this year mat gave rand a flower and rand hated it! how the turn tables. rand has been waiting all year for his vengeance.
and finally we come to the wedding! here’s everybody’s outfits. yes i’m still crying over rand in his little flower jacket 🥺
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the wedding went surprisingly smoothly! the guests all showed up and watched at least the first few ceremonies, though by the end of it most had wandered off. the only hitch was that it took the literal entire 8ish-hour wedding event just to get through the 5 different ceremonies, so in the last pics with the cake cutting, the wedding had actually ended by that point and i was holding the guests hostage at the venue djfkjg
first, some pre-ceremony selfies because i foresaw it would be dark out by the time the ceremonies were over (but even so it was kinda cloudy):
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next, everybody being walked down the aisle by their sim of honor! nynaeve for rand, perrin for mat, gawyn for elayne (don’t ask me why i made their hair different colors, elayne was originally blonde but then i found a good cc red-gold hair whose base color is red so now she’s a redhead but gawyn’s still blond) and egwene for aviendha. can you tell that dark red is my go-to sims formalwear color lmao
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and finally the ceremonies! moiraine officiated some of them but then wandered off for others, and alas i didn’t get a screenshot of rand and mat’s kiss because it happened too fast, so instead here they are being dorks while exchanging vows:
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not pictured: gawyn doing pushups and lan situps during avilayne’s ceremony
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you can’t see her here but moiraine had returned to officiate matlayne’s ceremony! and then left again. actually now that i think about it i believe mat was the one i had ask moiraine to officiate, so maybe the game only registered her as the officiant for ceremonies that mat was involved in.
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rand and aviendha’s was last and the only guests who were still sitting and watching by that point were egwene, gawyn, and siuan. absolute troopers, gold stars for them.
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i had rand and elayne do the cake cutting because i figured they’re the saps who would most want to :’)
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in conclusion, you know the part in princess diaries 2 when the choir conductor has to conduct really fast to match the pace mia is setting down the aisle and then collapses against her music stand once it’s over? that was me when i finished this wedding.
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https://www.tumblr.com/taylorswiftstylequestions/714954260435156992/taylor-is-keeping-you-busy-pre-wedding?source=share
Sarah be honest will you be procuring the blazer she was spotted in w/ Blake/Ryan before you post??
LOL. I would have considered that - I do love that blazer.
Context: Taylor was seen out with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds in NYC last night. Our only photo atm is the very helpful below:
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So you can understand why this message took me a minute to figure out haha. But apparently because some update accounts were posting about the dinner before we had candids and were using pics from November 2021. FWIW that Anine Bing blazer is still a fave of mine.
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folklorebae · 2 years
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𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫'𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧)
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 <– you could check them out if you want
Cast(s): Rockstar!Eren & Model!Reader
Cw: Swearing, reader using she/her pronouns
A/n: This is not part 3 actually. I'm just bored and Coachella week 2 is coming. So I decided to make this lol. Also, girls in pics/video are for references only!
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ynln.jpg Y/N at LAX last night!
OMG GUYS I THINK SHE'LL ATTEND COACHELLA WEEK 2
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ynspradabag THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED Y'ALL!! I MISS HER SM
ynfan12 OMG YES YES YES
erenfan10 MANIFESTING WE'LL GET EREYN CONTENT
Eren via Instagram Story
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yourinstagram Guess who's in cali rn😈
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erenfan11 GODD WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY😭😭😭
ynln.editx STEP ON ME OMFG😭😭🛐🛐
erenjaeger Do not miss my performance again or I'm breaking up with you🤬
↳yourinstagram Bitch, I was on the other side of the world. What do you expect?😒👎
↳carlajaeger Eren! Don't be rude to her
↳yourinstagram Carlaaa ilysm! It's okay, he apologized😊
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yourinstagram Coachella Week 2 🎡
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ereynpost gorgeous, gorgeous girl attends coachella to support her boyfriend<3
ynfan14 Our girlfriend is the prettiest😍 @erenjaeger
↳erenjaeger I'm sorry?? OUR?? OUR GIRLFRIEND?? SHE'S MINE, NOT OURS.
ynfan13 AHH I'M SO EXCITED! I HOPE I COULD MEET YOU!!
imaanhammam Omg I can't come today☹ Will you be there tomorrow??
↳yourinstagram Of course! I would never miss my husband (@harrystyles) performance😌
↳erenjaeger I hate you🙂
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paradisofficial Connie Springer. Backstage pre show. #CoachellaWeek2
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paradisfan5 Is it bad that I knew who this was before I read the caption?
paradisupdate We have been blessed😀
paradisfan6 Okay, but look at Connie's nails😍
hange.zoe HAHAHAHA WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE?!?!?
↳yourinstagram @jeankirschtein obviously, who else?
↳jeankirschtein EXCUSE ME?? Go ask your man🤨
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ereynpost Y/N AND CARLA WATCHING PARADIS' SET TOGETHER AT COACHELLA!!
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allaboutyn TWO PRETTY WOMEN<33
erenfan12 EREN & Y/N WEDDING, WHEN?
ynfan15 THEY LOOK SO CLOSE LIKE REAL DAUGHTER AND MOTHER😭😭😭
↳erenfan13 Ikr, she's so clingy. I love it🥺❤
ynfan13 I MET HER OMG! SHE WAS SUPER SWEET! SHE EVEN OFFERED ME HER FRENCH FRIES
↳ynfan16 FR?!? YOU'RE SO LUCKY😭
paradisheart Babe, have you seen @overheardla post? Idk if its real or not, but it's funny😭
↳ereynpost I just saw that! Carla really said "I don't understand paradis music. But I need to support them though."😭
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ereyn.daily EREN AND Y/N WERE SPOTTED TOGETHER AT COACHELLA'S BACKSTAGE!
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erenfan14 Carla seeing this👁👄👁
ynfan17 Man kisses like he just got out from prison
↳ynfan18 STOPGSDFCD☠
erenfan15 Jealous but they are the hottest ppl on earth so
ynfan19 I wanna join
erenfan16 Backstage? Why would a crew took this picture of them?
↳ereyn.daily No it was a fan who took this pic. People who have "artist pass" are allowed to be in backstage or around the artist's van!
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carlajaeger Had the best day with my favorite Jaeger❤
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yourinstagram AHHH I LOVE YOU! CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW<33
↳carlajaeger I love you too sweetheart😊❤
ynfan20 FAVORITE JAEGER??? WAIT, Y/N WAS THE ONE CARLA SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH! IS Y/N A JAEGER NOW?!?!?
↳erenfan17 NO WAY OMG! THEY'RE MARRIED?!?!?
ynfan21 Damn, today's international heartbreak day😭💔
erenfan18 Alexa, play that should be me by Justin Bieber
ynfan22 Wait, wtf is going on? My brain can't process this😀
erenjaeger Mom... why you didn't tag me?? I was in the picture too
↳yourinstagram 😛😛😛
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FMK - bakugou, mineta & endeavor
You just decided to dig right through the trash didn’t you?
Fuck:  Bakugou. Ugh. God I can’t believe you made me type that.  But hell given that he sweats a ng-compound maybe getting off will calm his ass down a little bit. Either way as soon as we’re done and I’m getting ready to leave I’m gonna look him directly in the eyes and say “Izuku was better” and walk out.  He’ll never recover.
Marry: Endeavor.  But hear me out, I have plan.  I marry him, I manage to avoid a pre-nup and get my name on all his shit.  I start slipping him small doses of sleeping medication every other night so that he doesn’t realize anything is up. Then, one night when he’s dead to the world, I text a friend on my phone and then I immediately text Dabi on a burner phone I bought for this exact purpose months before the wedding.  I destroy the burner phone and get rid of the pieces. I leave the house, I make sure I’m caught on camera in my rattiest clothes looking miserable and buying ice cream and Midol from the local konibi.  I go home. I send a passive aggressive tweet about men being so afraid of periods they’ll leave the house to get away from them.  I post a pic of myself eating ice cream on the couch. I call Endeavor’s phone and leave increasingly worried sounding voice mails and text messages.  I call his agency. I visit the agency.  I contact his kids and do the same.  Finally after 2 days I officially report my husband missing.  I tell them that what happened the night I last saw him, how he took a nap and I went out to the store and he was gone when I got back.  I have time stamped evidence to back up my claims and I can cry on command.  Nothing I tell them is technically a lie.  I am no longer a suspect.  I go home.  The case is open until Endeavor’s body is found, charred and all but destroyed.  I am distraught at the funeral.  I go home, drink wine, take a bath and make sure I’m photographed weeping in the living room through the blinds by nosy paparazzo.  The nation talks about the Number 1 Hero’s brave young widow.  3 months pass and I bravely accept an interview from a reputable news station.  I tearfully tell them the truth about Endeavor’s history of abuse that I learned of too late and was simply too afraid to speak up about before now.  The nation is rocked.  Shouto speaks up, the villain Dabi takes credit for his father’s murder.  There’s a call for closer scrutiny on heroes.  I get Rei out of the hospital.  The kids come home.  I see Dabi on a corner one night walking back from the store.  He nods in my direction. I go home to my huge estate and my new family.  We all know what I’ve done.  They say nothing. They are safe, we are happy.      
Kill: Mineta.  He gonna be grape juice for real.
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nashibirne · 3 years
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Hey lovely! Sorry I missed your milestone post! Firstly CONGRATS! You deserve it and so much more!!! 💖 As there's a milestone celebration in my house today, what about celebrating a milestone anniversary with Henry? I'm all up in my sappy romantic feels 🥺💖 LUV YA x
I'm still answering the asks I got for my milestone celebration 🥳 So today I have another prompt based one-shot for you!
Thank you so much for your ask, Lauren and for your sweet words! I hope you still crave a little fluffy romance because that's what I tried to put into words, but most of all I hope you're going to like and enjoy this and you find yourself represented in my story.
Nostalgia
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Pairing: Henry Cavill x Lauren
Words: ~ 1.3 k
Summary: It's your wedding anniversary but you have to work and that sucks, doesn't it?
Warnings: RPF, fluff
UNBETA'ED! English is not my mother tongue, so expect bad grammar, wrong spelling, chaotic punctuation and clumsy language. All mistakes are mine…
Disclaimer/credits: I neither own Henry Cavill nor do I know him. This is pure fiction. Pics for the header from Pinterest
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And now... enjoy the ride!
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It could have been a great day, a perfect day. A trip to Plymouth, a major task your boss entrusted you with, a really important article you were about to write for the lifestyle and culture ressort you'd joined only a few weeks ago as deputy editor. If only it hadn't been exactly this day, the day of your five years anniversary with your beloved husband.
You leaned back in your seat with a sigh, closing your eyes, the rattling sound of the train that was taking you to Devon soothing your nerves a little.
Henry had been nothing but understanding when you told him you would be away for your anniversary. He had been disappointed for sure, you were easily able to tell by the look in his eyes, but he was the most supportive partner you could ever imagine and so he was genuinely happy for you that you were given this great opportunity.
"It's going to be fun, darling. You'll spend a whole day in a theme park and get paid for it," he had said with a grin. "We can celebrate our anniversary the next day, it's not a problem."
Of course he was right, it was no big deal, whether you had a romantic anniversary dinner today or tomorrow made no real difference, but you couldn't help the feeling of missing something tonight.
You shook your head, scolding yourself for being so unprofessional and ungrateful. Get your act together, you thought and that's what you did. You did your job and it turned out soon that Henry was right, it was a fun day.
The theme park that was about to be opened the following weekend, was called Nostalgia and it was really great. Old-fashioned and high-tech at the same time, the magic of the-good-old-days combined with the thrill of modern rides. You and the other journalists who got invited to the exclusive pre-opening had such a good time, trying all the fairground attractions -the rollercoasters, tilt-a-whirls, a log flume, a beautiful vintage horse-carousel, different chairoplanes and a more funny than spooky ghost train. You watched some shows, from stunt action to musical performances, and enjoyed some delicious treats at the candy booths. The only downer was the fact that the huge, historic ferris-wheel hadn't been opened yet. It was so beautiful, a real eyecatcher, being the geographical center of the park as well as the visual highlight.
When you and your colleagues were waiting for the shuttle busses to bring you back to the train station at the end of this exciting day, you were already busy with writing the article in your head. Unfortunately you were interrupted, when the park director approached you, glancing at your name badge.
"Mrs Cavill, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please accompany me?"
You looked at him with a frown.
"Is something wrong?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a tiny problem with your accreditation. A formality. We just need you to sign some paperwork, so if you'd follow me to my office…?"
"But the bus," you said in a weak attempt to avoid any complications.
"There's plenty of time," the man answered with a friendly smile. "Please." He gestured to you to follow him and you gave in with a sigh.
When the ferris wheel came into sight you stared at it in amazement. It was beautifully illuminated by thousands of little lights that created a very romantic atmosphere, and to your big surprise it was even slowly turning.
"I thought the ferris wheel hadn't been opened yet?"
The director turned to you with a conspiratorial smile.
"Well, we may have given a special permit to someone to use it exclusively tonight."
"Really?" You were confused by his words and he grinned, pointing at something. When your gaze followed the direction of his gesture you gasped, covering your mouth with your hands. Henry was standing by the entrance of the ferris wheel, wearing a tuxedo, his hair neatly done, his blue eyes shining bright, smiling lovingly at you.
It took you some seconds to recover from this welcome shock, but when you were able to breathe and think again, you started to run straight into the arms of your beloved husband. He hugged you tightly, lifting you off the ground with ease, before putting you down again to press a sweet kiss on your brown hair.
"Happy anniversary, darling."
His whispered words that resonated softly in your ear, sent pleasant shivers down your spine. You looked up, getting on your tiptoes to kiss him. Your lips met and the kiss was brief but deep and passionate, your tongues tasting desire and anticipation in each other's mouths.
"Happy anniversary, baby", you answered with an ecstatic smile, still equally surprised and confused, "but what are you doing here?"
"Whisking you away for a ride on the big wheel, of course," he said with a grin and you couldn't help but laugh out loud with happiness and excitement.
"How the heck did you manage to do that?" You hugged him, snuggling up against his broad chest, inhaling his scent that was so fresh and tangy. Henry wrapped his arms around your petite body, making you feel safe and sound.
"That has to remain my little secret, darling," he smirked and you chuckled at his attempt to wink at you.
"So hop on, my lady."
Henry bowed down before you, gesturing expansively in the direction of the gondola, being the dorky guy he just was and who you loved so much.
When you entered the little cab you were truly amazed. It was furnished with two upholstered benches and a small table, but what made your heart skip a beat and your eyes go wide was the fact that it was decorated with so much loving care. There was an elegant white cloth on the table, candles that illuminated the tiny space, crystal champagne flutes and a huge bottle of Moët & Chandon, strawberries, filled chocolates and the little truffles you liked so much.
You sat down and Henry took the seat beside you, wrapping his arm around your shoulder to pull you close.
"This is incredible, baby. Such a great surprise," you told him with a grateful smile, visibly touched.
"I'm glad you like it, baby girl."
He kissed you and you laughed out loud in unison, when the wheel started moving, causing the gondola to rock slowly, making you and Henry bump into each other.
Besides the jerky start the ride was very smooth and the wheel kept on turning slowly while you and Henry enjoyed the fantastic few over the park, the delicious treats and the sparkling champagne, cuddled up to each other, sharing uncountable loving glances and kisses.
Just when you thought the night couldn't get any better, the cab stopped at the peak and music started to play softly from invisible speakers. You realized immediately that it was Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen. Your song. The song he had kissed you to for the first time. The song you had danced to on your wedding day, surrounded by your families and friends but still feeling like being the only two people on the planet. The song you had made love to so many times.
You beamed at your husband, unable to say anything, tears welling up in your blue eyes, Henry loved so much. You cupped his face with your small hands and kissed him tenderly, your lips expressing your happiness and gratitude better than a thousand words could have. After making out for a while, completely lost in the moment, Henry pulled away, leaving you breathless and aroused. He raked something out of his pocket and placed it on the table right in front of you, covering it with his hand.
"What's that?" You wanted to know. "Another surprise?"
"An additional one," he grinned, lifting his arm, revealing a plastic card.
"Is that a key card?"
"It is," Henry nodded. "The key to an exclusive suite in the best hotel in town. We'll go there tonight and we won't leave it all weekend."
"Really?" You teased him with a cheeky smile. "What are we going to do in there all this time?"
"I'll show you," he said with a smirk, slipping his hand under your skirt, sounding the bell for the smuttiest weekend you'd ever experienced.
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1ddotdhq · 3 years
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🎊 Wed 13 Jan ‘21 👾
Zayn had a party (in a storage unit?), Liam has a podcast, Niall still likes golf, and Louis is calling out shitty politicians! Meanwhile, Jason Sdksksks is trying his damndest to win back his lady love from the nefarious Mr. Styles’ wiley ways. Yes, yes, it’s all very dramatic, so let’s get started!
Alright, clearly Zayn had the zarty of the YEAR last night as we got oodles and oodles of pictures of, uh, Zayn-themed party decorations that would be very on brand for any twelve year old stan but honestly I CANNOT imagine him wearing party hats with...his face on them cut out Mishapocalypse-style. I mean, he would still look like a ting, of course, but a very odd ting, especially when mixed with his own personalized Bode jacket that matches Harry’s personalized Bode Vogue pants, with their own twist: the Nobody Is Listening cover art, weed, Star Wars, 993, and some others! We know it was at Gigi's apartment building thanks to the many pap pics of the games and balloons being brought around (trust Zayn to find every way to get papped other than his actual face) but wow does it look like the whole thing was set up in some kind of....industrial storage unit? Odd, but points for social distancing, I guess? The party mastermind, Gigi, bought him a FIFA-inspired birthday cake (more on FIFA later), and they played retro video games that I haven’t seen since *I* was twelve, and drank orange juice looking cocktails. She also posted a picture of herself and Zayn all dressed up as some video game characters, captioned, “Team No Sleep! Happiest of birthdays to our Zaddy baba. So special. Love you long time, and thank you for making me a mama to the best girl ever”. Well, it looks to me like they’ve been getting plenty of sleep - they look bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready for a playground party. Honestly, thinking about it, maybe the theme *was* “twelve year old who likes zayn and video games”....And there’s still MORE news, party people! Apparently, ZAYN is taking on the role of host for three virtual album listening parties. There’s no zoom, and no video, but on Jan 15, 19, and 21, we can all sit in a chat room and listen to the album together. It’s free for everyone, and hopefully he shows up, so see y’all there!
So onto the FIFA section of the update, of which I know nothing about, but give me a few months and Liam will teach me all about it in his NEW FIFA PODCAST! What??? What happened to that Sabbatical Leeeyummm???? Clearly, it’s gonna have to wait for a bit because for the months of January and February, he’s going to be hosting an eight episode podcast (co-hosted by SkyHost sports broadcaster Jaydee Dyer and in collaboration with Universal Music Group), which premiered TODAY! Surprise!! Someone get *this* man a FIFA cake! The podcast will pair star players and musicians and aims to “make football truly global, accessible and inclusive”, which to me just means we’re gonna get a bunch of fun bts stories from Liam and other artists like we did today! He tells us some pre-show 1D rituals (‘making Harry say funny shit in silly voices’ and ‘throwing gummy bears in each others mouths’) and about his own relationship with music (“amazing how music can lift your mood out of anything”) and songwriting (“it can come many ways”). Also, he has a huge crush on Tom Hardy, but that’s not special, I, too, watched Venom and fell head over heels for that Man!
Another man I’m head over heels for: Louis! He showed up on twitter INCENSED about the Health Secretary of Britain and his evasive tactics on the question of free school meals. Piers Morgan (ugh) took on the Health Secretary (UGH) and asked if he regretted voting against the extension of free school meals in Britain, noting that, had it not been for Marcus Rashford’s excellent campaign, this would have gone unresolved and children would have gone hungry. The Health secretary, gusano ligoso that he is, just said, “I’m really glad the situation has been resolved”. Louis clearly feels the same way I do about that cockroach that is unfit to call himself a man, and said, “This is disgusting. What an evasive coward! Hold your hands up and take responsibility!” Louis then retweeted Marcus Rashford’s tweet calling for a full review of a Free School Meal system across the UK. One more FIFA cake for these two, please!
And the Fauxlivia saga continues (sans astrologers today, sorry!) Elle magazine printed that Jason Sudeikis (Sdksksks from here on out) is “desperate to win Olivia back to repair their family” and is “hoping that...Harry will get bored and move on before too long”. Mhmmm, well, don’t worry, darling! The stars say that you’ll have your family back by June (apparently! but COVID related delays may apply) so just hold on for a bit! Harry, meanwhile, is...MIA but liking Arlo Park’s cover of Watermelon Sugar, which was, frankly, captivating and gorgeous, and Lizzo’s gorgeous post captioned, “the bar is high when you’re the reference”. And, discourse would like you to know she made a mistake yesterday, Jeff's quote about how soothing someone's presence was was about Kid Harpoon, not Harry, though we’re sure H has a soothing presence, too! I mean, just look at the power his text messages hold!
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2011 pt.II
July 1st:
Selena's new film Monte Carlo is officially released in theatres and Justin tweets out his support:
Justin: "Everyone go see @/selenagomez movie #montecarlo in theatres NOW"
*tweet here (x)
July 11th:
Justin and Selena are spotted/joined by fans singing karaoke at Lucky Strike Lanes in LA - one fan tweeted he was partying with the couple.
The two took to the microphone for an impromptu duet of Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow’s “Picture” and shared a kiss after their performance.
Videos later surfaced (x)
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July 13th:
Justin and Selena attend The ESPY Awards together held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.
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July 17th:
Justin and Selena crash a wedding in Malibu, California
TMZ reports:
According to our sources at the wedding, Justin and Selena were strolling on the beach when they heard Justin's song "One Less Lonely Girl" playing at the reception -- inside the historic and shi shi Adamson House.
We're told Justin snuck up on some guests -- who predictably OMG'd and LOL'd -- and then hopped on the mic, saying: "We just crashed it. We heard a party so we decided to just come. So let's party."
They only stayed for about 10 minutes to pose for pics -- including some with the happy couple -- and then bolted.
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July 20th:
Justin visits Selena at a Hollywood studio while she rehearses for her upcoming tour
July 22nd:
Justin and Selena are spotted together shopping on her birthday - he posted a photo of the two on Instagram and tweeted:
“Happy Birthday @SelenaGomez gonna be a special day.”
*tweet here (x)
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July 24th:
Selena's We Own the Night World Tour begins tonight in Costa Mesa, California - Justin surprises her at the show and joins the stage to perform Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River
He later tweets that night:
“@selenagomez u did great tonight. proud of u”
*full performance video here (x)
July 26th:
Justin and Selena are photographed out for lunch at Hooters in Burbank, California:
“Justin and Selena came in at about noon for lunch,”
“They were both really polite and signed a few autographs. They were both super-friendly and made the most adorable couple!”
July 28th:
Justin attends another one of Selena’s shows with friend Sean Kingston in Boca Raton Florida.
He posts a photo to his Instagram wearing her tour merch
*article here (x)
August 2nd:
Rumors began circulating that Justin and Selena may have broken up after a YouTube video went viral declaring that Selena found flirty texts Justin sent to his ex Jasmine - E!News later shot this down
Selena performs in Atlanta Georgia and Justin’s friends Alfredo and Carin attend the show. Justin tweets:
“ATL show @selenagomez love tonight! @alfredoflores and @carinmb are in the building i heard. #Beasts!”
*E! article here (x) / tweet here (x)
August 6th:
Alfredo posts a photo of him, Justin, Selena to Instagram captioned: “swimming with the boys :)” while Justin adds a photo of himself to Selena’s Instagram
August 7th:
Justin and Selena attend the 2011 Teen Choice Awards together and were super affectionate throughout the entire ceremony - Justin danced through Selena's performance of Love You Like A Love Song and cheered her on as she accepted her 5 awards
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August 13th:
Justin and Selena are spotted in an Apple Store in Rosemont Illinois, while she's in town for tour
August 18th:
Justin and Selena attend a pool party and are photographed kissing - Justin also uploads a photo of the two on instagram captioned:
“my babbyyyy”
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August 19th:
Justin and Selena are photographed as they picked up a smoothie from Smoothie King in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where she performs later that evening on tour
During Selena’s soundcheck performance in Philadelphia, a fan shouts out asking for her phone number, Selena replies:
“I don’t think my boyfriend would like that”
*full video here (x)
August 20th:
Selena had “JB” written on her right hand and “I love you” on her left wrist during her concert in New Jersey
August 21st:
Justin and Selena are spotted walking in Hershey Park theme park, in Pennsylvania
August 23rd:
Justin and Selena are photographed out and about with Alfredo, Ryan and Kenny in Toronto, Ontario
August 25th:
Justin announces that he would be releasing his first Christmas album and second studio album later in 2011 -
His manager Scooter Braun and vocal producer Kuk Harrell confirmed a week later that Justin had collaborated with Sean Kingston and Taylor Swift and had also worked with producers The Messengers.
August 28th:
Justin and Selena attend MTV Video Music Awards together where Selena was a co-host for the pre-show - Selena interviewed Justin in the arrivals hall at the awards ceremony where the two were very affectionate sharing kisses, Selena telling Justin:
'Thank you so much. Thank you for hanging out, babe.'
Justin also hugged Selena onstage as he accepted the award for Best Male Video
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September 2nd:
Selena watches while Justin plays basketball and cheers in the background
*video here (x)
September 9th:
Justin talks with Women's Wear Daily for an interview and mentions that he's dating Selena:
WWD: You told one of the kids earlier that you’re still friendly with Selena.
JB: She’s amazing. She’s my girlfriend right now.
WWD: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
JB: [Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do — to be successful, to do a movie or whatever. But if the time is right, I definitely want to be married by 25.
One thing — I’m not looking to get married now.
*full interview (x)
September 10th:
Justin and Selena spotted out for lunch in Las Vegas, where Selena performs that evening - they later attend the shows after-party with DJ Taf
September 14th:
Justin and Selena visit the old-set of Wizards of Waverly Place
September 15th:
Justin and Selena attend “The Abduction” premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles - Selena gets boo’d (?) by fans as she walks the red carpet.
September 16th:
Justin are Selena are photographed having lunch and doing a bit of shopping at a mall in Los Angeles
September 17th:
Justin and Selena are seen arriving to LAX Airport departing to Atlanta - later that evening, they attend Georgia Music Hall of Fame with Usher and Justin performs and was honored with the Horizon Award at the 33rd Annual Georgia Music Hall of Fame Awards.
*article here (x)
September 18th:
Justin and Selena went to watch the Atlanta Falcons play the Philadelphia Eagles at the Georgia Dome. Justin tweeted photos of themselves kissing on the way to the game.
While leaving the game, Selena is filmed slapping Justin, suggesting they may have been fighting
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*full article here (x) full video here (x)
September 19th:
Selena attends The Jay Leno Show where she performs Love You Like A Love Song. Justin came to support Selena and was photographed with her backstage
Selena has a cute interview backstage with Bryan following her performance, Bryan points out that Selena brought Justin:
Selena: “I did. He’s sweet. Everybody’s taking pictures with him right now,”
After her interview, the camera flashes to Justin chatting with Simon Cowell. Before the couple say bye to Simon, Justin grabs Selena’s hip and tells Simon:
Justin: “I’ll look after her.”
*full article here (x)
September 20th:
Justin uploads a photo of him hugging Selena while deplaning a jet onto Instagram.
Justin and Selena are also spotted in the park taking staged photos with 6 babies (?) in which Justin also later uploads to his instagram captioned:
"Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha"
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September 21st:
Justin and Selena attend LA Zoo together
September 23rd:
Selena and Justin are photographed on a PDA filled beach stroll in Malibu California
*Daily Mail article / photos (x)
September 23rd:
Selena and Justin attend Demi Lovato’s concert together held at the Nokia Centre in Los Angeles
After the show, Justin surprises Selena by renting out The Staples Centre arena for a private, exclusive dinner date and movie screening of Titanic:
"The teen supercouple arrived at the empty, 20,000-seat arena, where the lights had been dimmed; on the court floor was a table set for two with candles.
After the meal — steak and pasta, catered by the Lexus club — the couple enjoyed a private screening of Titanic. (The "Baby" singer apparently got the idea from the Adam Sandler flick Mr. Deeds, in which Sandler's character surprises his girlfriend, played by Winona Ryder, with a similar gesture at NYC's Madison Square Garden.)
And TMZ reports that Bieber paid nothing for the big date: The Staples Center comped the evening as thanks for Bieber's recent sold out concerts there."
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*UsWeekly article here (x) *justin's tweet (x)
September 25th:
Justin’s best friend Alfredo posts instagram photo of him, Justin, Selena on private jet:
"BOOM BOOM POW! @/JustinBieber @/SelenaGomez -- see the creeper?"
*alfredo's tweet / photo (x)
September 28th:
Selena joins Justin in Franklin Tennessee on the set of his music video shoot for a song off his upcoming Chrismtas album, Under the Mistletoe.
Justin tweets:
“video shoot today for christmas album. #mistletoe”
September 30th:
Justin begins the Latin American leg of his My World Tour, beginning this evening in Monterrey Mexico and concluding October 19th in Caracas Venezuela.
Selena was judging a Disney Channel show with Sean Kingston when she met Ben Baller, the man who made Justin's grill. According to Ben, Selena wasn’t too stoked about meeting him originally, but then she concocted an idea to prank Justin, which he wrote about on his blog:
“Selena says ‘ohhhh I don’t like you! you’re the one who made Justin’s grill huh?’ I said yeah….. does he wear it?’ Selena said ‘YES! he definitely wears it! (stone face towards me) and I’m thinking to myself like damn…. she’s actually really sweet though, I can tell lol… so She says let’s play a prank on Justin…. and I agreed (why not right?) let’s take a pic and then send the guys the pic and under it say ‘guess who’s getting a grill?'”
“I didn’t say it was a joke or anything… a few hours later, I get a text from Justin saying ‘call me’ and I’m like…. damn, he’s gonna be mad or tell me to take it down….”
“He says ‘cmon bro. is she really getting a grill? (I’ve talked to him enough on the phone to know his voice and different sounds, from regular to really happy) and he was definitely concerned like ‘please say it’s a joke’…. so I’m thinking to myself, like damn, I know in the last 3 hours he’s had to have talked to his girl and he had to ask her…. I can’t believe she’s really stringing this little prank along for so long…. she’s really cool for playing the joke for real! haha”
*article here (x)
October 3rd:
Justin was seen looking for Selena in the airport in Rio de Janeiro because there was an issue with her visa.
Selena had some difficulty getting into Brazil because she didn’t have the correct visa
October 4th:
Justin and Selena take a helicopter ride while exploring Rio de Janeiro, Brazil before he takes the stage tomorrow.
An insider tells told Hollywood Life:
'Justin and Selena are staying at the Copacabana Palace in Rio de Janeiro, which is considered to be the most exclusive hotel in Rio.'
'They are staying in a Penthouse Suite which includes one bedroom with a king-sized bed, a living room, a mini bar and two marble bathrooms with a separate bathtub and shower.'
*Daily Mail article / photos (x)
October 5th:
Selena joins Justin backstage before he takes stage and poses for photos, while Justin tells a reporter he calls Selena “Mamacita” during an interview
After the concert, Justin and Selena were seen out for dinner, clubbing at Copa Club and kissing in the backseat of the car on their way back to the hotel
*DailyMail article here (x)
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October 6th:
Selena and Justin are spotted by numerous fans around town before Justin’s second show this evening - that night, Selena joins Justin on stage and they perform Selena’s song Who Says together.
Justin tweeted earlier in the day:
"had a lil fun last night in RIO….show #2 in RIO is 2nite….got some very special guests with me 2nite #mistletoe"
*justin's tweet (x)
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October 7th:
Justin and Selena are photographed boarding their plane as they leave Rio de Janeiro
October 9th:
Justin speaks with New! Magazine for an interview and admits he loves Selena but insists they have no plans to move in together because of their busy careers:
"I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love,"
"Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. She has really strong family values as well. We were both raised by our moms in single-parent households, and that's given us a lot of the same family values in life."
"At the moment we're so busy, it's pretty much hotel rooms for me for most of the year. She could be in one part of the world and I could be in the other. We are just a young couple who are enjoying spending time with each other. But we both took time off last month and it was just really cool to be able to spend time together and just do normal things like go to the beach and have dinner together."
*full article here (x) and (x)
October 9th:
Justin gives a radio interview with 97.5 Fanatic Philadelphia:
Interviewer: What’s up with you and Selena man?
Justin: Well she’s on tour right now, so yeah.
Interviewer: Is this an official hookup?
Justin: Y‘know, I like to keep some of my private life to myself.
Interviewer: Well it’s already out there.
Justin: I know I mean it’s pretty obvious, but I don’t really like to talk about it.
Interviewer: I got you, you wanna keep it a private relationship - but how’d you swing that? It’s tough to get that break through line.
Justin: Yeah I know, I was pretty shocked myself. She’s very beautiful.
Interviewer: So how’d you make the approach? Did someone put you two together or what?
Justin: We started as friends like 2 years ago, so we were just friends for a long time - that’s how it happened.
October 12th:
Selena tweets a photo she added to instagram, of her eating Tim Hortons in Canada:
“Canada.. I missed you. But @justinbieber misses you more.”
*selena's tweet here (x)
October 17th:
Justin's song Mistletoe, the first single off his Christmas album, is officially released - Selena posted a photo of the song to her Instagram captioned:
“Finally it’s out.. Did y’all buy it?”
October 18th:
Justin performs the last show of his My World Tour this evening in Carasova Venezuela
October 20th:
Selena and Justin are spotted walking around The Forks shopping area in Winnipeg, Canada. Selena has the night off from her We Own the Night World Tour, but has a performance in the city tomorrow.
Insiders confirm that her and Justin are staying at the luxury boutique hotel Inn at the Forks in Winnipeg.
That evening, Justin again rents out an entire movie theatre for a date with Selena -he arranged for a screening room at the SilverCity Polo Park Cinemas to be kept empty so he and Selena could watch Real Steel' in private, and also rranged for pizzas to be delivered to the cinema for him and Selena to feast on during the movie.
A source at the venue said: "They made sure to keep everything really under wraps and private. He was really polite and they both thanked everyone before they left."
Justin uploads a photo of him and Selena in the theatre to Instagram captioned "me and my besty watching a movie"
*full article here (x)
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October 21st:
Selena plays at the MTS Centre this evening in Winnipeg Manitoba, while on her We Own The Night World Tour.
Her and Justin stopped by Winnipeg's D'Arcy's Animal Rescue Centre for a visit and played with the dogs for over an hour - there were rumours that Selena took a pup with her
Justin and Selena are spotted by various fans throughout the day while out exploring Winnipeg, including Tim Hortons, and Speedworld Indoor Kart Track along with friend Ashley Cook
*full article here (x)
October 22nd:
Justin takes Selena to a hockey game to watch his favourite team, the Winnipeg Jets, from a private suite at the MTS Centre wearing matching jerseys with their names emblazoned across the backs. According to onlookers, they spent most of the game kissing and cuddling one another.
After the game, the two physically took to the ice both wearing Jets jerseys - after circling the ice a few times holding hands, Selena didn't skate much at all, preferring to watch Justin take shots at net.
*full article here (x)
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October 24rd:
Selena is in London, Ontario for her We Own The Night World Tour and was seen carrying puppy Baylor around backstage before her concert wearing a Baylor University sweatshirt.
*photo here (x)
October 24th-October 29th(?):
Selena’s tour continues through October 30th in Canada and Justin remains with her for most of the dates - sometime throughout this period, they visited and spent time with Justin's family and are photographed together carving pumpkins and eating pie.
October 25th:
Its been reported that Selena and Justin have adopted a puppy together from D'Arcy's ARC while in Winnipeg, Canada:
“I was told that [Selena] was missing the dogs that she has at home,” the shelter’s CEO told People. “I wasn’t expecting her to adopt a dog while she was on tour.”
*full article here (x)
October 27th:
Justin sat down with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush while promoting his new Christmas album, “Under the Mistletoe,” and chatted about Selena’s new puppy and their private movie theatre date
Baylor:
“She saw this dog, and she fell in love with it. She was like, ‘I need to have it!’ We just went to the shelter just to look around. Turns out, she brought one home. It was kind of like she just saw the dog, and it kept going to her, I don’t think the dog really likes me that much. I think he’s on tour with her right now,”
Movies:
“If I go into a movie theatre and everyone’s not looking at the movie and looking at us, it’s kind of like awkward, I’m looking at the movie and everyone’s looking at me. It’s like I’m the movie or something.”
*full article here (x)
October 28th:
Justin appears on Jay Leno and talks about Selena - she is in attendance and her and Justin pose for photos backstage
November 1st:
Justin’s Christmas album “Under The Mistletoe” is officially released today - he begins shooting the Fa La La Music video with Boys II Men and Selena joins him on set posing for photos together.
Later that evening, a tabloid story about Justin began circulating online:
A 20-year old woman named Mariah Yeater has filed a paternity suit against Justin on October 31st, alleging that he fathered her child after a brief backstage tryst at Justin’s October 2010 L.A Staples Centre concert. The paternity suit was reportedly filed on October 31st in a California court.
*Mariah Yeater article here (x)
November 2nd:
Justin on appears on On Air With Ryan Seacrest to promote his new Christmas album “Under The Mistletoe” and he mentions Selena's newly adopted dog Baylor
He also later appears on POWER106 FM during his “Under The Mistletoe” promo, rapping an Otis freestyle referencing Selena:
“my girl says I’m perfect she just loves an imperfect person perfectly, personally I think she is perfectly perfect"
Later that day Justin tweets alluding to the Mariah accusations:
“all the rumors...the gossip....Im gonna focus on the positives....the music."
*POWER106 video here (x) tweet here (x)
November 3rd: '
Selena was photographed arriving to LAX Airport in Los Angeles, heading to Belfast to meet Justin, and was all smiles.
Meanwhile, the Mariah Yeater rumours have not settled down whatsoever as the tabloids continue and Mariah continues to give interviews
*DailyMail article here (x) AnythingDiz photos here (x)
November 4th:
Justin gives an interview to Today Show to dismiss Mariah Yeater’s claims and says he's never even met her:
“I would just like to say that none of those allegations are true.”
“I know I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim,” Justin added.
“It’s crazy, because every night after the show I’ve gone right from the stage right to my car. So it’s crazy that some people want to make up such false allegations.”
A statement released by Justin’s publicist on Wednesday said his lawyers had not seen the suit reportedly filed by Yeater, but said:
“it’s sad that someone would fabricate, malicious, defamatory and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”
Rumors begin circulating that Selena and Justin have split in light of the Mariah Yeater allegations - late Friday afternoon, it was reported Selena had dumped Justin in the wake of the scandal.
*Today Show article here (x)
November 5th:
Justin and Selena have not split up, a rep for Selena told Access Hollywood and USWeekly on Friday night.
A source close to Justin also shot down rumors of the split on Friday night, telling Access that there was no truth to the rumors and the couple is still heading to Europe together this weekend for the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast where Justin will be performing at the show while Selena will be the host.
*AccessHollywood article here (x) UsWeekly article here (x)
November 5th:
Justin and Selena wave to fans as they arrive together at the Merchant Hotel in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
Later that evening, Justin and Selena are later photographed together hand-in-hand arriving at the MTV Voices Dinner.
"Justin and Selena could not keep their eyes off each other for the whole night," a dinner source told Us. "They were very much in love and didn't show any signs of stress or strain in their relationship."
Justin, who was receiving an award for his charity work, tweeted after the event:
"I know what it is like to not have alot...so it feels great to be in a position to #giveback. thanks to everyone helping me"
*photos here (x) UsWeekly article here (x)
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November 6th:
TMZ reports from sources directly connected with Justin that he will happily take a DNA test in two weeks when he returns to the United States to prove he is not Mariah Yeater's baby daddy -- and after that, him and his team are going after her in court.
Selena hosts the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast, North Ireland this evening while Justin is set to perform at the event. After the ceremony, they attend LMFAO'S after-party and are photographed together at the event
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*TMZ article here (x) photos here (x) / tweets here (x) (x) (x)
November 7th:
Justin and Selena are photographed after their private tour of Chelsea FC’s football ground in London on Monday morning
It's been reported that Justin gifted Selena $27k diamond bracelet and surprised her with it just before she took the stage to present at last night’s MTV EMA’s
*full article here (x) photos here (x)
November 8th:
Justin and Selena stop by NRJ Radio station Paris, France for an interview while Justin is promoting his Christmas album
Later that afternoon, Justin and Selena are photographed together hand-in-hand after a lunch date at Paris's L'Avenue restaurant
And that evening they were photographed on a dinner date
*DailyMail article (x) dinner photo (x)
November 9th:
Selena and Justin are photographed shopping while in Paris
Justin posts a photo of him and Selena on Instagram at Disneyland Paris with the caption:
“thank god above for my very own christmas love”
November 11th:
Justin and Selena hold hands as they head back to their car after visiting a television studio in Madrid, Spain
Selena has been joining Justin on his European promo tour for Under The Mistletoe.
Selena tweets that her puppy Baylor is sick and needs surgery.
*full article here (x) tweet here (x)
November 12th:
Selena and Justin are spotted leaving KISS FM Radio station together in London
*DailyMail article (x)
November 16th:
Selena’s music video for Hit The Lights is officially released and premieres on VEVO
TMZ reports thatMariah Yeater officially dismisses paternity lawsuit:
"The suit was quietly dismissed late last week and Mariah Yeater's lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have withdrawn from the case.
As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. And, as we reported, Justin's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming.
The paternity lawsuit left Mariah Yeater open to a possible charge of statutory rape, because Justin was only 16 years old at the time of her claims."
*TMZ article here (x)
November 17th:
Justin does the radio interview circuit today while in New York City in promotion of his album Under The Mistletoe:
Justin sits down with 92.3 NY for a radio interview and was asked about Mariah Yeater's claims, getting serious with Selena, and what Usher thinks of them.
They first speak about Mariah Yeater and the texts she sent her friend begging him to erase evidence/text messages that admit her son's dad is someone else, promising to give him a cut of the action when she gets paid.
*full video interview here (x)
Justin sat down for an exclusive interview at the Elvis Duran Morning Show at Z100 Studio where they replayed him an interview he gave back in 2009 saying while he thought Selena was pretty, he didn't *like* her.
Justin, blushing, tells Elvis:
"My life is pretty good right now, and she's just another blessing”
*full video interview here (x)
Justin appears on The Breakfast Club Power 105.1 for an interview and talks about his Staples Centre date with Selena and how that came about
(the interviewers are pretty inappropriate to him the entire time tbh)
*full video interview here (x)
November 17th:
Mariah Yeater sent a text Wednesday to a friend, begging him to erase an incriminating text in which her mom says someone OTHER than Justin Bieber is the baby daddy, and then promising to give him a cut of the action when she scores a payday.
*TMZ article here (x)
November 20th:
Justin and Selena attend The AMA’s together in Los Angeles and walk the red carpet, arriving and departing to and from the event in a white vintage Packard Super 8.
UsWeekly reported Justin serenaded Selena during AMA rehearsals:
"At one point Justin even sang 'I Feel Good' a la James Brown. They were totally adorable. They were snuggling in between takes, and he was serenading her! They look as in love as ever."
Selena and Alfredo were filmed dancing during Justin's performance
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*DailyMail article here (x)
November 21st:
Justin and Selena went out for breakfast at iHOP, the restaurant where they were first spotted holding hands last December, with their one year anniversary right around the corner — they smiled for the cameras as they walked hand-in-hand out of the restaurant in Los Angeles.
“Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had breakfast here at about 11 a.m. They were here for about one hour. They both seemed very happy and hungry. Selena had the double blueberry pancakes and Justin had two fried eggs, two waffles, bacon and potatoes. They left a very generous tip that was double the amount of their bill and said Happy Thanksgiving before they left!”
*full article here (x)
November 22nd:
Justin is photographed in the audience of Taylor Swift’s concert in New York City where he watched Selena and Taylor performing “Who Says” together
*photo here (x)
November 23rd:
Justin appears on The View to promote his album and he talks about Selena
*full video here (x) timestamp 2:33
November 23rd:
Justin appears on The Late Show with David Letterman and talks about Selena
*full video here (x) timestamp 8:45
November 25th:
Justin plays “Who Says” on Sirius XM while he was DJing songs “he was grateful for in 2011” (aired on the 25th)
November 25th:
Justin and Selena spent Thanksgiving in Selena's home town, Dallas, Texas, with Selena's family.
They went to watch The Muppets at the Landmark Magnolia Pictures Theater, after spending Thanksgiving with Selena’s family.
“It was just the two of them, they watched the movie with the general public. They were both incredibly polite and low profile.”
“Not too many people realized they were there because they came into the screening while the trailers were running,” the insider explains. “It was dark and people didn’t see them. When they came to the theatre complex, they were both holding hands. They looked really down to earth and very happy!”
November 29th:
Fans spot and photograph Justin and Selena hugging and walking around in Utah with Jaden Smith.
The three of them were later photographed by fans ice skating at Park City Mountain Resort, which later a staff member confirmed the photo was taken there:
“Jaden was doing some crazy one-legged stuff, I guess he really thinks he is the Karate Kid. They were laughing and joking with each other. Justin joked with Selena and tried to do a doubles routine at one point. It was all very playful. Everyone was in super great moods.”
*full article / photos here (x)
November 30th:
Selena stops to take photos with fans while ice skating, where you can see Justin in the background - the fan later posts it to instagram
December 6th:
Justin and Selena were spotted leaving Los Angeles airport earlier today and landed in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
They were joined by Selena’s mom and stepfather Brian and on route to Selena’s friend Shannon Larossi’s beach side wedding ceremony.
*full article / photos here (x)
December 7th:
While waiting for Selena’s friend’s wedding, Justin and Selena hit up the beach in Cabo San Lucas Mexico and were spotted jet-skiing
*full article / photos here (x)
December 8th:
Selena and Justin attend and are photographed at Shannon’s wedding where Selena was one of the bridesmaids - she and Justin were photographed kissing on the beach
*full article / photos here (x)
December 9th:
Justin and Selena got in more tanning by the pool in Cabo before jetting off to D.C for Justin’s Christmas in Washington performance in Washington
*full article / photos here (x)
December 10th:
Justin and Selena are photographed arriving at Washington National Airport for Justin’s upcoming Christmas In Washington performance at The White House - the two stayed for 3 nights in the Presidential Suite at the Four Seasons Hotel
Justin and Selena visit and surprise the kids at Children's National Medical Center in D.C.Washington - Jacqueline Bowens, Executive VP of External Affairs of Children’s National Medical Center tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively:
“The kids loved them! It was a surprise for them. Justin spent quality time with all of the kids, talked to them, took pictures with them and sang to them. These are kids who are suffering from a range of illnesses such as cancer, blood disorders, orthopedic issues. None of them wants to be in the hospital…so they were beyond happy when Justin and the others arrived for their surprise visit!”
December 11th:
Justin and Selena are spotted out and about in Washington D.C before Justin is set to perform for the president.
Later that evening, Justin performs at the annual "Christmas in Washington" taping at the National Building Museum in Washington, D.C. - although Selena didn’t appear in any of the official event photos, she was spotted in the audience and took photos with fans
*full DailyMail article here (x) / full CBS article here (x)
December 12th:
Mariah Yeater’s ex-boyfriend speaks out, saying Mariah lied to seek $50k pay-day. In an exclusive jailhouse interview with RumorFix, Robert Powell says:
“She lied. We were both homeless and living in Oceanside [California] and Mariah was trying to make some quick money.”
So he says she made up the story and sold it to a tabloid for $50,000.
“She just picked him, because she thought he was famous and all and thought she could get a lot of money by telling the magazine Justin was the father. She just saw him as an opportunity to make a lot of money.”
*full article here (x)
December 14th:
Justin and Selena were seen leaving an event at L.A. Live with Ashley Tisdale in Downtown Los Angeles.
*photos here (x)
December 17th:
Justin and Selena attend Power 106 LA's Cali Christmas bash - Justin joined Drake on stage to perform "Trust Issues" during the show.
Selena abruptly left the venue and headed to be with her family after she received news of a family emergency.
*full article here (x)
December 18th:
Selena’s mom Mandy has tragically suffered a miscarriage - Selena has cancelled her concert after her mother sadly suffered a miscarriage. Citing a family emergency, Selena rushed to her mom, Mandy’s, side to comfort her.
*full article here (x)
December 20th:
Justin visits Selena and her mom Mandy in the hospital - the family are in mourning after Selena’s mother reportedly suffered a miscarriage the week prior
*DailyMail article here (x)
December 30th:
Justin and Selena are spotted at Hooters (not confirmed)
December 31st:
Justin and Selena are both in New York for each of their own work obligations where they are set to perform at - Justin performs in Times Square for 'New Year's Eve Rockin' Eve' and Selena joins Demi Lovato for MTV's live New Year's Eve special.
They meet up after each of their gigs for Justin's private NYE Party
*EW article here (x) / NYE party article here (x)
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sims2squared · 2 years
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Some Pics - Pleasant Hills v3.0 (Not Streamed)
So, I've been playing some head-canon pre-round TS2 events today because why not! Been having a fun time of it and have very much been enjoying all the hard work I've done! Admittedly, I did maybe miss a couple of of things. Truth be told, some time before I started working on v3.0 one of my cats threw up all over my notes. So, yeah.... I made the decision towards the end of pre-rounds to change the season to winter. It just kept getting colder.... in summer.... this is something that has happened to me before, and I think moving the season to winter was on the to-do list before I lost my notes. But instead I moved it to summer. You do whatever you want with this info! I have not decided to make that change in the downloadable version of the save file as of yet. We'll see how winter goes.
Let us start off with a smokin' (literally) pic of Don Lothario up on his balcony, before he started off pre-rounds with woo-ing all the ladies:
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Now, I took something like 165 screenshots during prerounds today. I think that attests to my fun in this save file so far. Gonna be hard to choose.... So favourite ones I guess....
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Kaylynn, and Dina, and Nina... ooooooh my! ;)
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In the end, Don said yes... to the money. It was a close one. He was in a pretty bad mood and so I rolled 50/50 for him to leave Cassandra at the alter. It was a very close call. If this wedding had taken place AFTER the My Wedding Stories pack had come out...
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Motimer was inspired by Cassandra & Don's wedding, so he married Dina during their wedding party. Tacky. And Dina was on the lot with one of the clubs, The Lovers, and they wear pink during meetups...
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I totally *squeed* when baby Tycho was born. On the previous version of the save file I got a female clone... but now I have a green baby with pointy ears! I'm am crazy glad that I figured out how to fix all the parentages of the sims in the save file.
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Daniel didn't get caught. Oh well, there's always during rotation 1!
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Dustin and Brandi are getting along better than they usually do (even with Dustin getting caught stoned). I did adjust some of their traits for this version based on new traits I have now and re-reading the wiki... I like it. Brandi also exhibited right away wanting to live a cleaner, healthier lifestyle. I ran with it. With that said, even in v2.0 with the same traits on multiples saves... every save their relationship was different. So who knows.
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And finally, Don nearly killed Brandi (like he seems to do in very save) during birth of her.... TWINS?! Oh dear, what ever have I done. I know it's not exactly canon... but canon is her having a male clone of herself. Again, the parentage has been fixed, and if it was in sims 2 she could have had anything. Plus, I got a chuckle at the idea of f**king with everyone a little after all the work I've done on the save. I mean, I am torturing myself with it too... I mean, you could have checked in mccc...
And that is all the pre-round things I usually do... I took my sweet time at it for once though and it took 6 sim days to do things. Now on to Rotation 1, starting with Don and Cassandra's first week (well, first years from their perspective) as a married couple. If you're interested in playing this save file, or just want to know more about this save file because it's super awesome, and were oblivious to the fact that you could... well, you now you know better. You're welcome. It's low cc and highly mod-ready featuring TS2 sims. You can find all the info on a page that's on my google drive. There's rotation trackers and stuff. And a scavenger hunt. And 170 clubs. It took me like, 7 weeks to put together (if I include the time spent on previous versions). Yeah, I'll stop now....
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yessoupy · 3 years
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i think i have to unstan harry styles.
best weekend of my life (so far)
it's been a week [a fucking year] and I still haven't posted my review. at this point y'all know the show was awesome. hannah is posting her pics after a week straight of actually working (let's take up a collection to hire hannah to go to harry shows and produce exclusive content for us, what do you say?). after a week [a YEAR] away from the harrie commune all I can say is.... I don't know if I can continue on this way without it. i might have to stop altogether. [somehow, i’ve made due.]
after the last show of the 2018 tour I had such a fierce feeling that I'd missed out on something I would have really loved. there was nothing to do for it, since it was my sister's wedding day, so I moved on pretty quickly. but I also made the decision that for harry's next tour, I was going to go all out.
my dudes, what a way to ring in the new era. [and present me needs to interject here that i think i knew that something was going to go horribly wrong in 2020. even with tickets in hand to such faraway shows as phoenix, denver, and raleigh, i could NOT book flights or hotels as late as february. i knew about coronavirus in late december because i was traveling abroad and acutely aware of travel warnings about wuhan province. and in early february we had our mardi gras party and franny showed up kind of sick and i hugged her but cautiously, mentally cataloguing her symptoms. so when it finally happened i think i was just ... resigned. and that’s why i wasn’t as upset as i would have been if nothing had changed from the time i started writing this review.]
this kind of show always seemed like something that happened to other people. getting the actual tickets was rather stressful (though not as stressful an experience as others had...) but once everything shook itself out i couldn’t even think about the weekend or else I’d implode. thank god for @chasm2018‘s organizational abilities. 
we missed a measles exposure at LAX by 2 days (bless). my first harrie commune™ experience of the weekend was riding the connections shuttle to pick up @papiermachecat at terminal 6 like she was a conquering hero (she is). we rode the connections shuttle to pick up @stylesinthewild and found a little table at starbucks in the baggage claim to wait for the bay area harries to arrive in their rented minivan full of goodies.
we piled in and hannah got us to our two hotel rooms, one with three queen beds, and somehow we got to the forum twice, once to buy pre-show merch and then the final time for the fine line show. we all dressed up and then took just ONE picture. one.
you know how the show went. i’m trying to cover ground that the squad hasn’t already posted [a YEAR AGO]
here is the note I DM'd to harry the next morning, which i think sums everything up nicely:
thank you for the show last night at the forum. I flew in from Houston and met up with friends from all over, only one of whom I'd gotten to hug in real life prior to yesterday. today we're sharing beds and toothpaste and fond memories. thank you for being you and bringing us all together. 💜
i don’t remember WHEN i sent it, maybe 3am, but later that day i took an uber to a vegan tattoo artist’s backyard studio to get a planned tattoo that @papiermachecat had sketched for me and my impulse tattoo of a fine line around my left wrist. while i was doing that, the squad finished up eating breakfast with other harries and then went to stand in the pop-up shop line.
you’ve heard the line stories. i fucking LOVE standing in a line for something because of the people you meet. in front of us we had a personal DJ who’d play what people wanted to hear and airdropped a picture of harry’s dick from WMYB. we’d break off in pairs to go to CVS or visit other people we knew in line. and this hasn’t been written about before, but one of those times hannah and i were walking around the block we saw some men standing by some cars near the entrance and we kind of stopped.... and i think at the same time realized who we were looking at ... and after looking around and realizing that no one else in the fucking line recognized jeff azoff hannah went in for the kill. we thanked him for taking such good care of harry, answered questions he had for us, thanked him again, i had the presence of mind at the end to tell him our names, and we took the pop-up shop merch menus that hadn’t been passed out to anyone yet, and then walked back to our spot in line silently, processing that moment. sometimes i’ll think about that conversation and get all warm and fuzzy thinking about that show and how well it went and how much LOVE there was for everything and harry and between all of us and it sustains me through a shitty, shitty pandemic day at work.
eventually we got through the line and got our merch and looked at all the things they had set up and after moving our reservation back we got to cafe habana to sit at a very familiar table and i took off my bandages to show my tattoos to everyone (to this day i regret not having the presence of mind to show jeff my brand new fine line tattoo, he would have loved it) and we ate and laughed and had the server take our picture and that’s probably what i miss most about the weekend, being in that place imbued with such silly meaning to us and all FEELING that gravity of where we were and being able to recognize it in each others’ eyes and smiles. perfect weather, amazing food, the best company.
the early morning saw our three queen room breaking up, and @papiermachecat left a single zyrtec in the middle of the room on the floor, bringing me to tears laughing even without her physical presence. @chasm2018 and i went to randy’s donuts (where we met up with @treatpeoplewithnice again) and GOD i want to eat donuts that good again. 
it was sad to leave LA that afternoon, wearing my new tpwk oversized hoodie. it wasn’t the last time i was around a big crowd of people, wasn’t even the last concert i attended before all of this happened (that was in vienna on december 30), but it was the last time i was going to be full of unbridled joy. that weekend was the real ode to joy.
we’ll get back to it, it’s just going to take some time.
@stylesinthewild, @papiermachecat, @greeneyesharry & emily, @treatpeoplewithnice, @aggresivelyfriendly, and @chasm2018: fine line forum squad forever in my heart. that weekend will always be so special to me for so many reasons and it wouldn’t have been the same without each and every one of you.
@accidentalharrie and @styloff - ONE of these times we’ll be in the same place for long enough to do more than hug and grin at each other.
@ferryboatpeak and @ticklefighthockey - it was great to meet you! and la who would have thought then our next meeting would be in the backyard of an airbnb sitting six feet apart because we don’t want to spread a disease?
to harry, who isn’t reading this but i need all of you who ARE to know my heart ... thank you for bringing these people into my life. this experience of being your fan has changed me in such profound ways that there’s really no way to express it. it’s less about you and more about those who love you like i do, and i love them. and you.
to jeff, thank you for taking such good care of harry and having his best interests at heart. 
to anne, thank you for raising such a good person and giving him to the world.
to camille, thank you for fine line. without you, that weekend doesn’t happen the way it did and i love that weekend. 
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alecmagnuslwb · 4 years
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The Great Marriage License Mystery
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Magnus groans, back feeling like hell. He lifts himself up and immediately falls off the couch landing directly on his back onto a stack of red solo cups.
“Fuck,” he shouts out as he rolls to the side to lift himself up, a party mask on a stick digging into his side.
“Stop being so loud,” a female voice he knows well grumbles from above. Magnus finally lifts himself up into a sitting position to see Isabelle lying face down surrounded by a nest of multi colored feather boas on the couch opposite the one he’d just fallen from.
Magnus finds the inner strength to stand looking around the room. It’s his apartment, not that he remembers coming home at all, and it’s a wreck. Cups, half empty bottles of liquor and an array of party favors from the evening’s festivities cover every surface. His paintings on the walls are crooked, the strip of photobooth pictures that he and Alec had taken on their trip to Tokyo for their one-month anniversary are sitting sadly in a puddle of something. He walks over squinting his eyes against the sunlight streaming in and pics up the photo strip shaking them out best he can.
He sniffs them confirming the liquid to be vodka and not something worse. He pins them back up on the corkboard where they belong smiling at the happy looks on their faces despite the fact his head feels like there’s a tiny gnome with a hatchet running around inside of it.  
Isabelle shifts on the couch lying on her back now.
“Did we die?” she asks eyes still closed.
“Unfortunately not,” Magnus says picking up a pink cowboy hat from the chair nearest to him and plopping down into it heavily.
“What time is it?” she asks pulling a few of the feather boas around her like a blanket.
Magnus looks down at his watch about to answer when his bedroom door suddenly slams open. A flash of long red hair streaks across the apartment headed straight for the bathroom.
Clary shuts the door behind her and an unfortunate heaving sound follows. Izzy sits up quickly eager to get to her fiancée, a decision she clearly immediately regrets if the way she woozily lies back down is anything to go by.
The bathroom door swings open a moment later, Alec steps out looking disheveled as hell wearing a Hunter’s moon t-shirt he definitely hadn’t been wearing when the night before had started.
“I don’t recommend sleeping in a bathtub when you’re 6”4,” he says voice gravelly from misuse. He squints his eyes grabbing a pair of sunglasses laying on the table as he walks past it and slips them on. “You might want to check on your fiancée, she’s throwing up half her body in there.”
Alec sits down heavily on the couch beside his sister patting her on the shoulder. She nods, takes a deep breath and centers herself standing up slowly. This time she makes it picking her way through the trash littering the floor her 8-inch heels somehow still secured to her feet.
“Your weddings in like four hours, just a reminder!” Magnus shouts and wishes he hadn’t. Judging from the way Alec plugs his ears and Izzy flips him off no one else does either. Hangovers all around it seems, a sign of a good bachelorette party.
Magnus listens for a few moments to Isabelle softly reassuring Clary, heels clicking on the tile of the bathroom floor. He looks over at his boyfriend once again heaving himself to stand and flop down beside him on the bed of boas.
“Good morning baby,” Alec grumbles lifting his arm and wrapping it around Magnus’ shoulders. Magnus hums reaching up and entangling his fingers with Alec’s. He shifts enough to toss his legs over Alec’s and looks down noticing a piece of white paper sticking out from his pocket.
He raises his eyebrows leaning back enough to pull the paper from his pocket. He unfolds it and practically jolts up from the couch. In looping script that looks like Isabelle’s is his name and what appears to be one half of a marriage license.
“Ummm Magnus!” Isabelle yells rushing out of the bathroom and directly to them on the couch. Alec shifts seemingly having fallen back asleep. She shakes a piece of paper in his face almost identical to his half. “This was in MY pocket.”
Magnus takes it from her lining it up with his. A piece of the full sheet is still missing only the last name Lightwood on Isabelle’s section the first name missing. She falls beside him seeing the almost full document.
“There’s no way,” he says laughing nervously. There’s no way.
Isabelle is just as alert as he in now, eyes in a panic. Alec sits up taking off his sunglasses. He looks from the papers to Magnus’s eyes, his eyes just as wide as his sisters.
“I also have this,” she says holding up her left hand revealing a diamond band on her thumb. “It’s stuck.”
“That’s one of mine,” Magnus says looking down at one of his empty fingers. “Oh, shit that’s one of mine.”
Alec falls back into the couch, no longer pressed into Magnus’ side.
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,” Isabelle says dropping her head into her hands.
Clary comes out of the bathroom, eye makeup resembling a raccoon with a huge bottle of mouth wash in her hands. Chairman Meow appears circling around her socked feet trying to trip her up, she takes it in stride and steps over him easily.  
“Just in case,” she says when she notices Alec judging the bottle. “So, I’m guessing from those repetitive oh my gods it’s not us that got married last night.”
“No,” Isabelle moans dramatically throwing herself on the ground, arms tossed over her eyes. “I married my brother’s boyfriend probably as a dumb joke or something the night before my wedding. Jace will never let me live this down.”
“We don’t know that. It just says Lightwood, it could be us!” Magnus argues looking at his boyfriend uncertainly. Alec looks a little bit like a deer in the headlights so Magnus scrambles. He’s not really sure what’s the better option: accidentally marrying your boyfriend of two months in a drunken stupor or marrying your boyfriend’s sister as a joke in a drunken stupor. At least he hopes it was a dumb joke if it’s the latter, the former well he’s not sure if he and Alec are ready to get into that no matter how quickly their relationship has progressed. “Or you know it’s fake, fake is an option.”
Clary steps over inspecting the paper.
“Paper’s too high quality for a fake,” she shrugs sitting down on the coffee table. Magnus gives her a pointed look, making it clear she’s not helping this situation.
The four of them sit there silently for a while. Alec is the first to speak up.
“Okay, what does everyone remember from last night? Let’s piece this together,” he says reasonably opening the floor to whoever wants to start.
It takes about twenty minutes but they get a vague timeline from memory and other evidence pulled from their pockets. They scour the apartment as they talk making hangover remedies while desperately searching for the missing piece of the license.
So far they’ve determined things started here, pre-gaming with cocktails and dinner then it was the Hunter’s Moon where Magnus absolutely demolished Alec in a series of pool games. That’s when Alec lost his shirt as well, a beer spilled on him by Jace who’d already had far too much to drink. Magnus had forgotten the detail, but Alec recalls it with annoyed clarity.
After the Hunter’s Moon, Jace had been sent home in a cab, Maia, Bat and the rest of their friends had come along with them to Pandemonium and that was where things got blurry. By 11:30 their friends had all called it a night, but the four of them had hit the dancefloor. Dancing then turned into competition when Izzy had challenged Magnus and Alec to a couple’s tequila shot off. Magnus assumes they won considering how Clary handles her liquor.
Then it all goes well and truly blank for them all. Clary’s phone is missing entirely, Alec’s is dead and seemingly has been since at least midnight. Izzy’s phone is just a series of back and forth drunken texts with Jace that are increasingly sarcastic and misspelled.
Magnus is the only one with a possible lead. There’s evidence of a Lyft being called that took them to the venue where Izzy and Clary are getting married in mere hours and a 15-minute call with Raphael somewhere around one in the morning.
Magnus dials his number immediately hoping for answers.
“You asked me to go through the whole ceremony,” Raphael says after five minutes of making fun of them all. Magnus’ childhood best friend never did finish the process of becoming a full-blown preacher, not finding it for him in the end, but he’s ordained for weddings and had happily offered to do the ceremony when Clary and Izzy still hadn’t found someone two weeks before.
“Why?” the four ask in frustrated unison.
“Dios, I don’t know. You were all trashed but you insisted, so to get you to leave me alone because some of us who are involved in this wedding wanted to get a good night’s rest, I went through the whole thing, start to finish,” he explains.
“Did vows get exchanged or anything?” Alec asks.
“Not really, but you did all say ‘I do’ at some point I couldn’t tell who though, I’m pretty sure you were all outside,” Raphael answers. “Which in theory I guess would mean someone got married, but not that it matters I mean ordained or not without a license it’s not legally binding.”
They all sigh.
“That’s the problem,” Magnus grumbles. They end the call after that saying goodbyes and see you soons.
“Alright,” Alec says sounding the level headed big brother and leader he always is. “Here’s the plan’ everyone needs to shower first. We’re short on time so that means couples, no funny business though. Raphael said we were outside, so that probably means we couldn’t get into the venue when we decided to go. Magnus and I can ask around while the two of you get ready since we have to be there anyways.”
Everyone nods their heads in agreement.
“And what do we do if it was us that got married?” Magnus asks gesturing between him and Izzy.
They’re all silent. Clary is the first to pipe up, taking this whole situation surprisingly well. Maybe throwing up half of one’s body weight brings clarity.
“I mean only the four of us saw it, it hasn’t been officially filed, just signed and if we give Raphael permission to mock us about it for the rest of our lives he won’t say anything,” she reasons.
She grabs Izzy’s hand pulling her to the shower leaving no room for argument.
Magnus blows out a long breath leaning against the kitchen counter where they’d all gathered. Alec joins him, crossing his arms.
“Are you mad I may have accidentally married your sister?” Magnus says quietly.
Alec snorts.
“No, we were all beyond drunk last night and knowing you and Izzy it was some competitive dare that went a step too far.”
Magnus chuckles, that does sound like them.
“And what if,” he pauses a little worried. “What if it was us that accidentally got married?”
Alec turns reaching up to pull a piece of confetti from Magnus’ hair. His hand slides down brushing Magnus’ cheek.
“Then we got married,” he shrugs.
Isabelle’s phone rings breaking the moment, on today of all days he’s fairly certain she’d appreciate them picking it up. It’s the caterer and the call takes long enough that he and Alec have barely five minutes for a shared shower before calling a cab to get to the venue. They don’t get to talk about Alec’s casual shrug about them being married like it wouldn’t be a big deal.
Once they’re at the venue people start filing in Maryse and Maia take charge of Isabelle while Clary is drifted away by Simon and Jace. They both lock eyes with Magnus and Alec trusting them to get answers or burn the pieces of marriage license before the days over.
Alec is the first to be fully ready so he heads around to ask the staff some questions. He eventually is led to the night security guard who simply shrugs saying he’d fallen asleep on the job. The only evidence that they were even there is in the form of Magnus’ Lyft history and a feather boa exactly like the ones in Magnus’ apartment tangled in a bush outside. Alec sends him a picture of it attached with the message, ‘I have a feeling we’re going to be finding these around New York for the rest of the year.’
Everything goes by in a rush after that. Magnus never gets the chance to bring up anything to Alec as they take their places as groomsmen.
The wedding is beautiful, Raphael does an excellent job so much so that Clary’s stepdad bursts into tears only two lines in. Clary and Izzy exchange vows that make everyone else cry and Izzy dips Clary as they kiss to everyone’s delight. They look the happiest they’ve ever been, clearly no longer thinking about the possible mistake marriage that was.
Magnus however can’t think of anything else. The sun has fallen and the cake has been cut by the time he gets a moment alone with Alec. He steps outside for some fresh air just beside the bushes where the feather boa still flaps in the wind and Alec slips out behind him. Two long arms wrap around his waist and Magnus leans back into a strong chest.
They stand there quietly, the muffled sound of music behind them.
“You know,” Magnus says eventually. “You were pretty casual about the concept of us being accidentally married this morning.”
Alec once again the picture of nonchalance just shrugs.
“I mean at first it was a lot, but once the worst of the hangover subsided I realized if it was us well, that’s not the worst thing. I love you; I have intentions to be with you for as long as you’ll have me so that works.”
Magnus shifts so that Alec is standing in front of him eyes a little glassy. Alec takes the tears to be a bad thing.
“I get it though if it’s way too soon to be thinking or saying anything like that, or,” Alec freezes as Magnus puts a finger in front of his lips.
“I feel the same way,” he smiles. “I mean it’s not ideal and like Clary said it’s not official till it’s filed, but I do feel the same way. I have no doubt in my mind we’re heading that way one day.”
Alec smiles kissing the tip of Magnus’ finger where it still rests against his lips. He pulls Magnus into a hug. Magnus rests his chin on Alec’s shoulder eyes still open and that’s when he spots it. The feather boa shifts in the wind and a small white piece of paper is revealed skewered on the prickly end of the bush.
He pulls back from Alec leaping down the two small steps to pick the piece of paper from the bush.
“Well I’ll be damned,” he says snatching up the sliver of paper and flipping it over. The missing piece of the license. Alec steps over, joining him.
“Is that?” he starts looking over Magnus’ shoulder.
Magnus nods holding it up for Alec to read. Alec smiles, pulling the Lightwood piece he’d been holding onto from his pocket as Magnus does the same with his part.
Alexander the missing piece reads in Isabelle’s looping script.
“Guess your stuck with me now,” Magnus says with a smirk.
Alec rolls his eyes fondly.
“Technically it hasn’t been filed, so not officially,” he jokes, pulling Magnus in by the waist. “Plus it’s in three pieces I don’t think the courthouse is going to accept it.”
“Pfft, just needs a little tape,” Magnus says gathering the three pieces of paper and folding them carefully before placing them in the inner pocket of his wine-red jacket a compliment to Alec’s black one and Isabelle’s deep red dress. “Plus, Clary’s stepdad is the Mayor, we can totally get some strings pulled.”
Alec laughs shifting to drape his arms over Magnus’ shoulders.
“You mean it?” he asks.
Magnus nods. “We have to have a party bigger than this one at some point though,” he says gesturing back to the reception hall. “I have a reputation to uphold.”
“Of course,” Alec says seriously.  “So we’re gonna be Mr. and Mr. Lightwood then?”
Magnus hums tapping a finger to his chin in thought.
“I was thinking Mr. and Mr. Bane actually.”
“I like the sound of that,” Alec says before pulling Magnus into a kiss.
They never do piece together the night exactly. Eventually Izzy gets the ring off her thumb and it fits Alec’s ring finger perfectly they discover, Magnus in turn realizes he has an exact double of it that he starts wearing himself. Why Isabelle filled out the license or if they kissed after they said I do or even actually said it is never truly answered.
Their actual marriage will be a mystery for the rest of their lives, but Magnus does get his party an acceptable six months after Clary and Izzy’s.
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raat-jaaga-paakhi · 4 years
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krishna and rukmini for that otp thing? also, krishna and satyabhama? (sorry, i love her)
Big mistake, Jag. Medha is going to eat your head now, and you can’t do anything about it. [Under the cut because the OTP ship meme is long af. I took the liberty to not answer questions I felt were redundant or irrelevant, but this is still quite big.] Thank you, little brother, for bettering my mood. 
Krishna x Rukmini
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How was their first kiss? – What, you expect me to write out a fairly NSFW scene here? Not happening, bro; you’re a minor.
Who proposed? – Rukmini. (Canon, lol.)
Who did the most planning? - …Balarama, for the wedding. Rukmini and Krishna both, for the…pre-wedding rituals (otherwise known as “abduction”).
Who stressed the most? – Balarama. Sigh. 
Rukmi stressed back there, in the outskirts of Vidarbh, trying to devise ways to disrupt the wedding and kill Krishna, so that he could return to Vidarbh as the crown prince after all. #missionfailure
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. Fit for a Goddess, and more besides. Perhaps not so much in ostentation levels, but the songs and revelry of the Yadavas in their new (and less than magical) headquarters reached the very peaks of the Himalayas.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Er, the bride’s family? 
Who is the one to instigate things? (yeah, they’re speaking of sex) - Both. They don’t really pay attention to who “started” it. As far as they are concerned, they don’t know where one ends and the other begins. (Yes, I did that. Fight me.) If you want me to be real mathematical and go by the average (and be less poetic, for the sake of the ship, Medha!), then: Krishna in private, Rukmini in public. The princess of Vidarbh is generally known as a considerate woman, and won’t traumatise you. It’s all very subtle, aankhon ki gustakhiyan type, only they do it so much better. They would laugh at the video: “amateurs”. 
Who is the stricter parent? – Neither really, but perhaps Rukmini, comparatively. Both of them have issues with authority. 
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Most of you will disagree hotly, but Krishna. At least publicly. You cannot trace his kids back to him, unless you feel mischief is a genetic trait. While temperament is influenced by genetics to a considerable extent, it cannot be said-- I will stop. 
Who is the more loved parent? – Haha, both. But the kids will choose their sides when they need something specific. Very situation-dependent. The Yadavas are opportunistic intelligent like that. <3
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both if the law is stupid. Neither if the children were stupid. 
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Krishna.
Who cleans the room? – Rukmini, I guess, speaking of just moving stuff around (you mean organisation, Medha) rather than actual “cleaning”. Krishna isn’t messy, but there is almost always an angavastra here and a signet ring there. 
Who is really against chores? – Neither, really. Both will do what is required of them.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Krishna, to a small extent. He does it for the time being, always coming back to sort stuff out when the coast is clear. (I took it as a metaphorical question, disregarding that it was categorised under “chores”, because I can be like that.)
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Rukmini would (bad childhood experiences), but that depends on who the guests are. Considering Dwaraka’s selectivity regarding such things, she doesn’t have much to worry about.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Krishna. It is a habit he cannot break (though he doesn’t take more than 25 mins) from his childhood days, bathing (read: playing) for hours sometimes, in the waters of Yamuna.
Who plays the most pranks? – Krishna, but it is nothing like his childhood days. Vasudev says he has been ‘tamed’. Balarama and Rukmini and Arjuna and Satyabhama and Draupadi and Satyaki and...well, people he’s closest to know how untrue that is, but after years of suffering, they let the older generation live in peace. Swarga knows the Kuru elders don’t get the same courtesy, and DwArAkA iS bEtTeR. 
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Krishna x Satyabhama
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How long will they last? - *shrugs* As long as they want to.
How was their first kiss? – Hesitant, careful, both wishing they could read each other’s minds.
Who proposed? – Satyabhama’s father, lol. Canonically, not a love marriage.  
Who did the most planning? – Satrajit.
Who stressed the most? – Satrajit and Balarama. They competed on stress (and animosity) levels.
Who is on top? – Does it matter, really? They’re good.
Who is the one to instigate things? – Satyabhama. 
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Again, Krishna, because Satyabhama is even laxer than Rukmini and someone has to maintain appearances before the people (read: Rohini). 
Who is the more loved parent? – Satyabhama, by that inch.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Satyabhama is like “if they got caught, they deserved to learn the lesson”. Krishna often finds himself agreeing. (Now, whether the lesson is about breaking the law or getting caught is entirely dependent on the situation.)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Satyabhama in times of peace. Krishna in times of strife. [Otherwise Satyabhama is sure to put an arrow in someone’s butt... but the issue is not that. It is that Krishn would agree. Low tolerance for stupidity.]
Who is really against chores? – Satyabhama. 
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Satyabhama doesn’t sweep anything under the rug. 
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Krishna. (Nah, only in comparison. Satyabhama can’t be bothered. One time that Narada came to visit, she didn’t even come out of her bedroom. At least Krishna cares enough to say hi.
What are their goals for the relationship? – Reached.
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skippyv20 · 4 years
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The Con!
 If you don’t mind, just would like to share some thoughts with your readers since we are always waiting for something big ;) to give some of them the opportunity to see the ‘Megxit’ from a different angle, as I noticed the uprising doubts re Harry’s role again. (sorry for the typos as usually ;) for example-> …“OW, GC, AC, GK, MA, GK, TP, (SW, JM??) etc are all working behind the scenes for mm and PH. They are going to seriously avoid having a JM moment. They also pay for her expenses and PR. In regards to PH, my gut tells me he’s with her. I hope I’m proven wrong someday but there are way too many coincidences for me to say he’s not with her. I hope Mm gets exposed like her bff. I’m sure she’s going to be extra careful now.”…
…If we pay attention to the details and understand the strategy LG/ RPR used in this happening, we’d discover that Megxit’ was a long-term pre-planned strategy carried out by the RF & Harry (who had to sacrifice his RM patronage for the ‘Disney strategy…) and served the purpose to kick out the con the way it suited the RF’s plans by frustrating the con’s machinations.. Despite the ‘optic’, Harry has not been stripped off neither from the HRH & Duke title nor his responsibilities, but has just agreed (temporary) not to deploy it. He is Prince of the realm by birth, so retains the HRH. The con on the other hand doesn’t have a title. She is called duchess as a courtesy, bcs Harry has a title. Letters patent create the title. Those are in Harry’s name and were issued prior to the ‘wedding’. The con will lose the ‘courtesy’ when the ‘marriage’ is annulled. Harry will bounce back and (officially) rejoin the RF.  He will use HRH again on resuming duties. Harry doesn’t depend on this so called ‘Megxit’ to ‘pitch valuable deals’/ build an ‘imperium���, nor would he need the help of a former unknown minor cable tv ‘actress” for it…. He is a member of the world’s most famous Royal family, the grandchild of the Queen of England, a British Prince of the realm by birth, and he was on the top of his career, when the con started with her backers her well planned ‘romantic scam’ to capture his trust; which worked for few months, until she was caught by taking pictures in a prohibited area at KP with the intention to sell them up to $250.000 to the media. She was thrown out by PC (in December 2016), a ‘gesture’ he had to ‘pay for’ by being forced to lead her to the altar… Harry also wouldn’t need ‘Megxit plans’ to rebrand himself as ‘celebrity’, he is a so called ‘A list’ since his birth… He has proven clearly, that he had no interests to build a ‘brand’ as a royal Prince, when he had contemplated leaving the Firm to become a ‘private citizen’ years ago and settle in Africa… He has made no secret that he was fed up with feeling trapped in the ‘goldfish bowl’ of fame and that he would prefer to live in Africa, helping save endangered animals as he values privacy… The con (who shunned her ethnicity on CV forms or defined herself as ‘caucasian’, paid attention not to mingle with ‘people of colour’ during her entire lifetime), thought she could control the game of her backers and exaggerated her behaviour by coercing the ‘wedding’ & faking a pregnancy to interfere in the line of succession with someone else’s child. (The Toronto IG closing ceremony & Wimbledon revealed some of her ‘insider’ partners in crime) She trampled all over Harry and the RF members. We all witnessed the awkward dance of switching places to greet people during their appearances & her disrespectful behaviour even at memorial services, there is protocol for a reason so these bleeps do not happen. Harry is trained in proper etiquette as a member of the RF. Her extraordinary greed, arrogance and her lack of awareness of details will be her downfall.. Obviously she has no access to the surrogate’s child, otherwise she would have flooded the net with pics of them on daily basis already.   We should think about what US political figures took side in public for her.. Which ‘milieu’ they come from.. Why would they claim to be ‘her friends’ without knowing her personallly?… They are fully aware of ‘what she is’… This kind of behaviour pointed to an orchestrated campaign to manipulate public opinion. There are no cultures without some hierarhic structures in it. In showbiz/politics there is a ‘producer’ and the ‘director’, who are telling an actress/actor/politician what she/ he shall do. Most Hollywood people are also so afraid of what their “reputation” means to them they physically won’t break away from the herd that feeds them per se.. Without the social dimension, we fall into fanaticism. But without the spiritual dimension, we fall into pessimism and lack of meaning. There is a social demand in ‘today’s crisis’, but there is also a spiritual demand. The two go hand in hand. Those who possess a pure heart are best guided by their instincts and intuition. The Crown has protected itself for many hundreds of years. The RF always keeps together and protect each other as they have a very close momentum, hence abandoning Harry to the con wasn’t an option at anytime….. yet he is being trapped in the role the ‘mission’ requires from him until it is ‘showtime’… have a nice day.. ;)🙏🏻
Thank you!  This is a wonderful post!  Paints a very clear picture.  🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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sunriserose1023 · 4 years
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Merry & Married {3}
SUMMARY: It’s been almost a year since the most humiliating moment of your life. You’ve done your best to move on—by literally moving across the country, starting a new job, and you’re finally starting to feel settled. That, of course, is when your bubblehead cousin sends you the invitation to her wedding—which is exactly one year to the day that you were left at the altar. You have to go, but you don’t have to go alone. Enter Bucky Barnes, the best friend you’ve ever had. You fill him in, and of course he agrees to go home with you. What are friends for? Never mind the fact that he’s desperately in love with you. And if you hadn’t sworn off men forever, you might just find him … attractive. So there you are, surrounded by love, bridesmaid dresses, champagne, and no less than one hundred sprigs of mistletoe. What could possibly go wrong? WORD COUNT: 1686 WARNINGS FOR THE SERIES: Emotional angst, presumably unrequited love, friends to lovers, fluff, happily ever after, written for the @heamarvel​​ Holiday Movie Challenge
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“Fuck, New Orleans is bright.”
You giggled to yourself as Natasha frantically slid her sunglasses on. Beside you, Bucky made a face as he shrugged out of his coat and you nodded. 
“And humid. I don’t even want to think of how my hair’s going to look.”
Natasha shook her head.
“Home sweet home, right, Y/N?”
You nodded, swallowing hard as Bucky laid a hand on your shoulder. You closed your eyes and lifted a hand, gripping his for just a moment before you sighed. Natasha stood beside her suitcase, scrolling through her phone and you turned to look up at Bucky, a soft smile coming over your face when he smirked down at you, sunglasses hiding his blue eyes. 
“What?” “Nat, did you call a car?” “Yep. Should be pulling up any minute now.”
You broke the staring contest you were having with Bucky to smile over at her. 
“Think we can change the travel plans?”
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Bucky groaned, shaking his head as he took another bite. You laughed at the powdered sugar in his beard and covering the front of his shirt. Natasha rolled her eyes, sitting back in her chair, arms crossed over her chest. 
“It’s just fried dough.” “No, it’s a delicacy.”
You laughed again, at the words muffled by the bite in Bucky’s mouth. He looked to you, leaning in closer. 
“What’s it called again?” “A beignet.”
Natasha blew out a breath. 
“Yes, we are the quintessential New Orleans tourists, having beignets at Cafe Du Monde.”
Bucky narrowed his eyes at Natasha. 
“Don’t be such a Grinch, Romanoff.”
You laughed as her green eyes narrowed, and you shook your head, sliding the plate away before Bucky was wearing more powdered sugar than he already was. You nodded to him. 
“Have you dunked it in the coffee yet?”
He nodded. 
“Thank God your cousin’s wedding isn’t here. I’d gain—“ “Diabetes.”
You laughed at Natasha’s knowing comment, as she picked up her coffee cup and took a sip. Bucky shook his head, taking another bite, passing the rest of the pastry towards you. You smiled and picked it up, dipping it in the pile of powdered sugar on the plate before taking a bite. You giggled when powdered sugar went all over your face and shirt, but you made no move to wipe it away when you saw the grin on Bucky’s face. He nodded to Natasha. 
“Take our picture.” “Oh, Buck—“ “You’re gorgeous, hush.”
You felt your cheeks warm as Natasha smiled, lifting her phone and snapping a pic of you and Bucky, powdered sugar all over your faces and clothes, lips curled in cheesy grins. 
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The town you grew up in was about a three-hour drive from New Orleans. Natasha had ordered a car to take the three of you to the lake house, and you stared out the window as you drove over the long bridge out of New Orleans. Bucky sat across from you, Natasha beside you, both of them watching you. Natasha widened her eyes at Bucky and he gave a nod before he leaned forward. 
“Hey.”
You turned to face him and he smiled at you. 
“Tell me about the fam.”
Natasha gave a quiet laugh. 
“There’s a can of worms you don’t know you’re not ready to open.”
You smiled at her. 
“It’s too late. He’s already on the way to them.”
Natasha sighed, shaking her head. You smiled as you looked back to Bucky. 
“Well, the first person I’ll seek out is my mom.” “Don’t worry; you’ll love her. You’ve already met her, because she’s Y/N, just older.”
You rolled your eyes as Natasha smiled, then nodded. 
“Then we’ll have to find Nana.”
You looked to Bucky and grinned. 
“You’ll love Nana.”
Natasha vehemently nodded, leaning forward. 
“She’s as tall as I am—“ “Which isn’t saying much.”
You dodged the elbow Natasha tried to hit you with and you giggled. She rolled her eyes, then continued. 
“She’s also the one who taught me to take no shit.”
Bucky pursed his lips as he nodded. 
“Oh, good. A pre-Natasha Natasha.”
You nodded your head. 
“Everyone says Nat acts just like Nana did back in the day. But Nana can still hold her own.”
Bucky nodded and Natasha fluffed her hair as she spoke. 
“Nana and Papa had five daughters. Hence the reason our family is so big. I’ll take some, then Y/N can take over. First there’s Aunt Janet and Uncle Hank. They have Hope, who’s married to Scott Lang. Scott has a daughter named Cassie from a previous marriage, and Hope’s pregnant right now. They also have Carol.”
Bucky nodded. 
“Is she married?”
You and Natasha exchanged a glance. You shook your head as Natasha spoke out loud. 
“No, she’s a lesbian.”
Bucky flicked his eyes to you, and you lifted a shoulder and an eyebrow at the same time, almost like you were daring him to say something. He smiled back at you and you rolled your eyes, smiling as you looked to Natasha. 
“Do you think she’s bringing a plus one?” “Uh, it’s Carol. I’ll almost guarantee it.”
You looked back to Bucky. 
“Carol’s a bit of a … how can I put this politely?”
Natasha snorted. 
“Carol’s a hoe.”
Bucky barked out a laugh and you shook your head. 
“I love her to death, but she’s had more girlfriends than any sane person should have.” “She’s very intelligent, but has the worst taste in women.”
You nodded at Natasha, making a face. 
“Remember Sharon?”
Natasha groaned. 
“She was the human equivalent of watching paint dry. But she was better than Jessica.”
You widened your eyes and nodded your head. 
“Jessica was batshit insane.” “Bobbi was normal.” “Now, I liked Bobbi.” “But ever since …”
Natasha let her sentence trail off and you sighed as you looked to Bucky. 
“Carol was in the Air Force. She met Maria and they fell in love. They were in a terrible plane crash and Carol even had amnesia for a while. I thought that was just a plot point for soap operas, but it’s real.” “And it’s awful.”
You nodded. 
“When she finally did get her memories back, we had to tell her that Maria died and it … god, it was horrible.”
Bucky shook his head and you met his eyes again. 
“We love Carol. We’ve been through a lot with her, and we’re kind of protective.”
Bucky smiled and nodded. Natasha let out a breath, then picked her story back up. 
“Then there’s my mom. Good luck with her.”
You giggled. 
“I love Aunt Nadia. She’s such a bad bitch.”
Natasha nodded, and you leaned forward. 
“And Uncle Phil is the greatest.”
Natasha rolled her eyes and you laughed. 
“He’s the polar opposite of Nat and Aunt Nadia, but it just works somehow.”
Natasha shook her head, turning back to Bucky. 
“Then there’s Y/N’s mom. The light of her world and all that.”
You elbowed Natasha before she could dodge it and she laughed as you took over the story. 
“Next is Aunt May, who’s Darcy’s mom. She also has Peter. Uncle Ben had a little brother, Peter’s dad, and when Peter’s parents died, Ben and May adopted Peter.”
Natasha glanced down and you sighed as you looked at your hands in your lap. 
“Uncle Ben died a few years ago. Cancer.” “God, I’m sorry.”
Bucky reached over to take your hand, and you smiled as you laced your fingers through his. You glanced through the window, then back to Bucky. 
“The baby of the family is Aunt Pepper. Her real name’s Virginia, and I honestly have no clue where the nickname Pepper came from.” “Mom said it’s because she was spicy as a kid.” “But Aunt May told me that once Pepper discovered the spice pepper, she ate a ton of it on all her food. And one day Papa said ‘that's enough pepper,’ and I think my mom thought he meant Pepper as a nickname and not the spice. Then they all started calling her Pepper after that.”
You and Natasha shrugged as you exchanged a look, and you turned back to Bucky. 
“Pepper’s married to Tony and they have little Morgan.”
Bucky raised an eyebrow and you smiled. 
“Pepper was sort of an unplanned surprise in the family, so she’s closer to our age than our moms’. Aunt May’s ten years older than her. And Pep and Tony had some issues getting pregnant, but they finally had Morgan.”
Bucky nodded, blowing out a breath. 
“That’s a lot.” “Oh, just wait until they’re all in the same room.”
You nodded at Natasha’s statement and Bucky leaned back in his seat. You smiled, kicking your foot out, your toes barely brushing his leg. He smiled when he looked to you and you smiled at him. Natasha slid over to the window, pulling her phone out and acting interested in it. Bucky leaned forward as you did and you let out a breath. 
“What are you thinking about, pretty girl?”
You sighed. 
“I don’t know. I’m nervous. I haven’t seen most of them since my wedding.” “Well, just from what you told me, it’s clear there’s a lot of love here.”
You nodded. 
“I’m just being stupid.” “You’re not stupid.”
You sighed, lifting your eyes to meet his. He took hold of your hands, giving you a soft smile. 
“If at any time you need a break or an escape or whatever, just look at me. I’ll get you out of there.” “But—“ “No buts. I don’t need to know the story, Y/N. If you need a minute to catch your breath, I’ll sneak you outside. No worries.”
You shook your head, a soft smile on your lips. 
“You’re too good to me, Bucky.”
He shook his head, staring at the top of yours when you glanced down at the hands he was still holding. 
“Well, what are friends for?”
The words tasted vile in his mouth, but the way you looked up and met his eyes, that soft smile on your lips almost made it worth it. 
Almost. 
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I Told You To Behave
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Pretty mild for me TBH spanking, oral, voyeurism, sub/dom elements
Ashton was bored out of his mind waiting for yet another radio interview to begin when he felt his phone buzzing in his pocket. The notification said Honey has sent you a photo
Ashton grinned, his girlfriend was out shopping for a dress to wear for her sister's wedding next month in Vegas.  He scrolled through several pictures of her trying different dresses admiring how they clung to her curvy figure. He licked his lips at the way her thick thighs peeked out from high slits, and how her bra pushed her tits up until they were almost spilling out of certain necklines. The final pic she'd turned her back to the mirror in a silver sequined number that was floor length but slit all the way up to her hips on either side and Ashton felt himself stir. He realized they were counting down to the interview and he texted her back quickly. 
Buy the blue and the silver
He shoved his phone in his pocket just as the DJ began asking questions. His phone buzzed several times throughout the interview and Ashton wondered what she was up to. As soon as it ended they were rushed off to a marketing meeting and he checked his phone in the car. 
Three more pictures each in the same silver dress but each one more revealing, from bending over to show her cleavage, turning to the side and hiking the dress up around her hips so the thigh slit got wider almost exposing herself. She looked sexy as hell and he couldn't wait to take her out somewhere nice in that silver dress and fucking her senseless while she was wearing it. Ashton frowned at the thought feeling his dick getting hard again. 
The final picture only made it worse, she'd unzipped the dress and taken off her bra. The dress was hanging loosely on her body, her arm holding up her breasts but Ashton could still see her nipple meanwhile the back of the dress was opened exposing the top of her ass. She'd captioned it
I bought the silver dress, when are you coming home? 
You know I have meetings today so why are you trying to get me all worked up? 
Maybe I want you all worked up, maybe you'll come home early
She'd attached a pic from Victoria's Secret dressing room wearing a red and black polka dot matching set. 
Damn you look good but don't start this. It's not happening Honey. You know I'm busy and Calum is coming over for dinner tonight. I'd hate to punish you in front of company. 
I'm not doing anything wrong Daddy, why would you punish me? She was pouting into the camera with big sad eyes but with her back turned to the mirror managed to get both her cleavage and her ass in the shot.  
Final warning baby girl. Let me know if you're cooking tonight or if you want me to stop. Be good, love you
Honey didn't answer immediately leaving him on read. She bought the red and black set and one that was pink and lacy because Ashton loved her in pink. Calum coming over made her even more determined to push his buttons as she stopped at the market to get dinner. She checked the time and knew he'd be out of the meeting soon. Wandering over to produce she spotted a bunch of large parsnips and snapped a pic 
Made me think of you and now I'm wet in the middle of Trader Joe's. Might have to go home and take care of that
Ashton smirked at her message. He loved when she was cute like this especially on long boring days where he'd rather be home with her. They grabbed a quick snack on the way to meet the design team for their new merch line. 
Waiting for their sandwich Calum nudged him, "hey I know I'm supposed to come over for dinner, but if there's something going on at home we can do it some other time." 
Ashton laughed, "Honey is just being a brat and trying to get attention because I'm gone all day. Kitten must have to work today if she's leaving you alone." 
"Yeah," Calum nodded. "Also she got some new accessories last night and we're both a little sore today." 
"You two get up to some crazy shit," Ashton shook his head. "She'd better behave, I'd hate to have to punish her with you there." 
Calum busted out laughing, "you're so full of shit, but thanks for warning me." Calum and Ashton were notorious for catching each other in sexual situations, and both of their girlfriends got off on it as well. They were walking back to the car when his phone went off again and they both smirked as he pulled up the message. 
I got stuffed raviolis for dinner or you could eat this instead 
The first picture was indeed a pan of pasta, but the second picture was her seated at her vanity in her pink satin robe with her legs parted just enough to see her pink pussy peeking out at him. 
Ashton groaned and Calum laughed getting into the car trying not to trip over Luke's lanky frame. 
You're in trouble when I get home baby girl. Daddy told you to be good and Calum saw that
Honey grinned at his reply putting on the pink set she'd bought earlier under a pink and black polka dot 50's style dress. She'd just finished her hair and makeup when Ashton messaged her
Be home in 30 minutes doll, be ready for me
Ashton first noticed the smell of roasted vegetables and Otis Redding playing over the speakers when he walked in with Calum behind him. He passed the kitchen and the dining room smiling as he noticed she'd gone all out, setting the table and chilling wine table side. He found her in the living room mixing a drink for herself and Calum. Honey greeted him with a kiss batting her lashes at him before greeting their guest. Honey handed the boys their drinks iced coffee for Ashton, whiskey and water for Cal. 
"Thank you Honey, but don't think this gets you off the hook," Ashton sat down on the couch and Calum took the love seat she stood watching them with her hands behind her back. 
"Yes Daddy," Honey looked down at the floor pouting again. 
"Don't act put out. You knew what you were doing pretty girl, and Calum saw you misbehave. I can't just let that go." 
"Yes Daddy, I'm sorry Sir," Honey peeked up at Calum who was grinning at the show while sipping his drink.
"Come over here," Ashton patted the seat next to him and Honey obeyed. Ashton gently grabbed her chin so she'd meet his eyes. 
"I'm going to put you over my lap and you're going to count down from ten swats, do you understand?" Honey nodded, biting her bottom lip. Ashton leaned back and Honey laid down on the couch shimmying her dress up over her hips. 
"New panties? Very cute but pull them down" she did and Ashton pushed them to her knees. "Are you ready baby girl?" 
"Yes Daddy," Honey sounded as if she might cry which just made Ashton smirk. 
Calum jumped at the loud smack as Ashton brought his hand down across her plump cheek making Honey jolt as well. 
"Ten" 
Another smack this time the other cheek
"Nine"
"Eight, oww Daddy, please" 
Ashton laughed and rubbed her pink skin where his handprint was just beginning to show.
"You can take more than that baby, don't pretend with me," he growled. 
"Seven," she was beginning to squirm.
"Six" she was whining now and Ashton has to grab her wrists in his left hand to hold her still. His cock was getting hard as she wiggled against him and she could feel it which just made her squirm harder. 
"Five, it hurts Daddy" Honey sounded breathless and tears ran down her cheeks. 
Ashton slid his hand between her legs parting her thighs and spreading her open and exploring her wetness with his long fingers.
"You're soaked Honey, already so wet for me hmmmm? Is it punishment if it turns you on this much?" Honey whined as he pushed his fingers inside her feeling her walls grasping at him.
Honey moaned for him, "yes please Daddy, feels good."
"You think it's gonna be that easy," Ashton laughed brushing his thumb against her clit in slow easy circles. He pulled his fingers out teasing her entrance until she tried to push back against him. "I don't think so baby," he laughed bringing down another blow.
"OW," she cried out. "Five."
"Four, Three ohhhmmmm," she trailed off to a whimper as Ashton pushed his fingers back inside her. 
"You wanted to misbehave and now you can't take it?" Ashton asked. "Calum help me out." 
Calum stood up and walked over to the couch and Ashton pushed her thighs apart exposing her completely. "Does she feel sorry to you?" 
Calum dipped his fingers into her dripping core causing Honey to moan and shiver. She'd always found Calum incredibly sexy and having him watch, or better yet, participate, gave her the strongest orgasms. 
"I think she likes it," Calum growled, pumping his fingers inside her. 
"Keep going please," Ashton asked him giving her another smack.
"Three" she wasn't crying now. Honey concentrated on Calum's fingers inside her and Ashton's cock straining against her belly. 
"Two, one, noooo" Ashton landed the final two blows and Calum pulled his hand away. 
"Stand up and bend over, hands on my knees" Ashton barked and she did. "You're so desperate aren't you baby girl? You want to cum for us?" 
He reached between her legs barely brushing his fingers against her clit.
"Please Daddy," she moaned pushing against him. Ashton gave her sex a light slap in response.
"Hold still," Ashton grunted. "This is all you're getting right now and I know you can cum from this." He whispered in her ear as she watched Calum rubbing his cock through his pants. 
Calum pulled his cock out and began to stroke it using good pre-cum to get it nice and slick. Ashton continued to tease her and she felt her orgasm approaching at a slow torturous pace. Her pussy was aching to be filled and she imagined Calum fucking her slowly those puffy lips finding her nipples as Ashton watched. Thinking about Ashton's cock made her moan as she looked him in the eye. Honey knew later he'd bend her over and rail her with his massive cock leaving her gasping and satisfied. As sexy as Calum was, no one took care of her the way Daddy did. Just thinking about it brought her close to the edge, Calum tapped her lips with the head of his cock and she took him in as his orgasm approached. 
She tasted him on her tongue salty and hot as he jerked himself off into her mouth.  Ashton pushed her harder with his fingers and Honey felt her legs begin to tremble. Calum put his cock away and helped Ashton hold her up when her climax hit. Honey felt relief from finally getting to cum but still needy because she needed Ashton's cock. 
She pouted as he eased her onto her knees but when he took off his belt she quickly nodded her head smiling up at him. Ashton stroked her cheek as she licked and kissed his shaft before hollowing her cheeks and bobbing her head on his cock. 
"Fuck baby girl, I've wanted this all day," Ashton groaned as she took him all the way down gagging on his length. He grabbed her hair and let her use her hands and mouth to suck him off. Swirling her closed fist rapidly sling his shaft while her tongue concentrated on the ridge just below the tip. Ashton growled and she knew he was close.
"Yes Daddy cum for me, i wanna taste you," Honey cooed before taking him back down her throat. That was all he needed as he fucked her face and she felt him erupt down her throat with a shout.
He released her hair and she pulled back, tears on her cheeks but she was smiling up at him. Ashton helped her up and sat her on the couch, smoothing her hair and peppering her face with kisses. He handed her drink to her and cuddled her into his chest before heading into the kitchen to turn the oven on. He returned with the cheese tray and bottle of wine Honey had prepared for a starter.
Ashton sat back down next to Honey and squeezed her thigh as she served up the brie. Calum and Ashton disagreed on the design of a new hoodie and each tried to get Honey to side with them. She liked Calum's idea better but then Ashton leaned in and whispered in her ear, "if you get Cal to agree with me I'll tie you up and make you cum until you beg me to stop." Honey just smiled and turned on the charm.
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