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The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.
(and they say it a lot)
(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)
Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!
The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.
Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-
... He's got a banger style actually.
#aftg#all for the game#the raven king#the kings men#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#twinyards#brotherly love and internal gay crises#neil keeps his hands in his pockets to feel the phone and keys andrew gave him and thats canon#just a reminder yknow#also did you know neil says the precise sentence 'im fine' exactly nine times in the raven king#like not 'its fine' or whatever just 'im fine'#yes i kept count#MUSE PROPAGANDA (this is an art tag)
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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neve in suits agenda sketch
#suits + cleavage agenda to be more precise#neve gallus#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age#dragon age fanart#mixed media#fashion#you've probably seen the runway looks these are referencing#sorry for the initial typo. my adhd gets me every time
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saw this twt post and had an epiphany
#mash#mashposting#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#hunnihawk#beejhawk#og#shows#70s#shitpost#the way i read this precisely in their voice the first time i saw it#fyi works wondrously the other way around too#also#sorry for the wonky format idk how you do long posts
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think about this: Watson was finally, completely done with Holmes practicing shooting in their sitting room. so he set down his pen, pulled his revolver out of the drawer, and fired all six bullets straight at the ‘VR’ the detective had carved into the wall.
and when the gunshots faded, the number of bullet holes on the wall hadn’t changed one bit.
Holmes behaved himself for a whole two months after that.
#and what if this is the first time he saw Watson fire a gun#with surgical precision#the day Holmes realized his roommate is one hell of a fine shooter#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd watson#acd sherlock holmes
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This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?
#hsr#phaidei#phaidei nation I humbly offer thee a low quality meme to cope with the doomed yaoi that was going on#phainon#honkai star rail#fellas is it gay for your red coded rival to your blue coded rival to clasp his hands over your own after you stabbed him#due to thinking he was the objective of your revenge quest#pull your sword deeper in and by consequence add to your proximity while smiling and fondly say “Found you.”?#Was it casual when you had an insanely charged and homoerotic scene in the hot baths that had you face down on the ground at his feet?#no but seriously these two have me in a chokehold#what do you MEAN you told him your precise weak spot just in case you became you turned against his cause#and his presumed future EMIYA Archer coded shadow self immediately went precisely for it?#and you KNOW you'll die with a wound in that weak spot in your back and you told him about it anyway#and you tell people to keep an eye on him after you go to meet your fate and then ask him to watch over your people#and he says he'll work hard to learn your language#AND FINALLY#“If there's a chance in the next life you should come visit my library.” WHAT IF I PERISHED ON THE SPOT?!#that's their “See you in the next world.”; their “Do stay alive. I wish you the best of luck.”;#their “I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”; “You were a wonderful experience. You were everything.” etc etc#they make me ill (positive)#also I find it so funny that as a KevinSu shipper in HI3rd I went into Star Rail expecting for the dynamic to be more coded with Anaxa#only for Phaidei to hit literally all of my points and favorite tropes in a ship and by consequence my head with a steel chair lol#really hope we see Mydei again soon because literally the first thing Phainon does after he's gone is talk about him all the time#he is a professional yearner and I respect him for it (especially since I too miss Mydei as if he's Odysseus going off to war and sea#for 20 years and I'm Penelope waiting at the shores of Ithaca)#also sorry for the low quality screenshot I was literally too invested in the quest to try and take better ones#gotta love how Hoyoverse is always giving the Kaslanas some of the best romances in their games and ESPECIALLY so if they're queer#myphai
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It’s literally not my fault that the themes of Breaking Bad become that much stronger if you read Walter as a closeted gay man… like where to even start okay it’s 2008 and this guy is so, so insecure in his masculinity and so, so resentful of his picket fence family life. He’s done what he was “supposed” to do by societal standards and he still doesn’t feel like enough of a man compared to his brodude brother-in-law specifically. He can’t escape the feeling that something is missing, that it’s all a charade, and he finds it hard to believe the rest of the people in his life really are content with this lifestyle. Nobody seems to understand, and he hates them all for not seeing how unhappy he is. He gets his cancer diagnosis and is suddenly acutely aware that he feels burdened and unfulfilled by the life he’s built for himself, and that time is running out to change things.
It’s when he sees Jesse Pinkman fall half naked out of a window that everything changes. He’s pretty, and young, and floundering without guidance or a support system. He desperately craves human connection and lacks the self-esteem to take his life in any particular direction without someone instructing him. He’s grieving his aunt, the only person he had looking out for him, who died of cancer. He already views Walter as an authority figure. He’s alone.
And with Jesse around, Walter doesn’t have to come to terms with anything about himself that might challenge his masculinity, because it isn’t an equal relationship. Because he’s still “the man” in this dynamic, the one with the power, the one calling the shots, the dominant one, the firm hand. Moreso than in his relationship with Skyler, who refuses to be bullied into the role he would assign her, that of the submissive, subservient little wife who looks to him for guidance and permission. As a criminal, Walt can express care for another man in the only way that traditional masculinity would deem acceptable; through violence. His love language is violence. Violence toward Jesse and violence on Jesse’s behalf. He runs over two men with a car for Jesse. He kills Jane and Mike, a romantic and paternal threat respectively, because they were going to take Jesse away from him. He tries on occasion to verbalize their relationship into something more traditionally familial, as if saying it might make it true, but it never quite fits the mold exactly. He reasserts, over and over again in what he later admits is a lie, that he is doing this for his family, that everything he does is an extension of his masculine role rather than deviant from it. He would kill and die for Jesse, he does kill and die for Jesse. In fact, in a story of self-actualization that still has Walt cling to his delusions of grandeur up until the very end (almost as though becoming Heisenberg wasn’t actually self-actualization so much as an escapist fantasy) his arc concludes with him actually self-actualizing by committing one last act of violence on Jesse’s behalf. In Ozymandias, he tells Jesse about Jane as a way of playing into Jesse’s worst fear that Walter never cared about him, that everything they did to and for each other meant nothing. Walter’s last act on Earth is a refutation of that; it’s an admission of care. His last act of self-actualization was a confession of love for another man.
#idk i feel like every time i talk ab the queer elements of brba i always get such strong pushback#like ppl feel uncomfortable applying a queer lens to this sacred text on masculinity#even though that theme only becomes stronger and more precise through a queer lens imo#all this to say#if Walter had come out he would make being a top his entire personality#walter white#jesse pinkman#waltjesse#breaking bad#brba#queer reading
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Felt i needed to explain some characteristics of a very common character found in an admittedly narrow (ha) corridor of the known world
#killie#VERY TANGENTIALLY#killie and charlie#AGAIN TANGENTIALLY#but tbf. no context needed. lick this man and you can localise him.#start in bristol. turn right. walk towards london on the towpath. you'll find him.#you can detect his grad school advisors from this i hope.#mash together geologist and boatie as two concepts and you shouk#should instantly have a mental picture of his favourite rocks.#at all times he has kendal mint cake and three bruises. he has named every duck on the avon and is not allowed in the tesco at Hungerford#you already know this guy. he's barely even an oc. just a name for an existing phenomenon.#janky bicycle. showered at your place once when he got iced in and ran out of water. is therefore your sworn friend for life.#has a chain saw thats a literal. a literal chain saw. a chain that bunches up in hisnpocket#for stealing pieces of unwanted tree that nobody else is looking at in that precise moment. i can keep going endlessly with all this#evidence of utter normality#invited you round for vegan burns night. haggis caught fire and he threw it out the window with a splash#problem solved#especially since most of the problem was the vegan haggis.#throwing it out the hatch on the splashy side instead of the towpath side was inspired#eat porridge instead#great evening. very memorable. in the morning the ducks having discovered the haggis in disgust contrive to dislodge the gangplank#and ken is like.its sad that their lives are so high-conflict. and he ju#jumps magnificently onto the bank to get it back and gets 3 new bruises and nettle rash.#Charlie and Ken(dal Mint Cake)
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And coloring based on @thegunnsara 's sketch
#OKAY I FINALLY GOT A DAY THAT DIDN'T SUCK ALL MY MORAL POWERS AND I COULD DRAW FOR MYSELF ENJOYABLY#I gotta note that I just... can't find how to draw Prowl the way I will not hate it... Something in the face that I can't find right at all#I don't know how many time months years it will take me to draw him and just all transformers the way I will like XDD#Okay anyway gah tired sleep if I had such a free soul like right now I ohh I wanna come back on tumblr ;;~;;#Also ehgfehge did read Megatron's origin and there was Prowl and if I'm not wrong. Jazz somewhere behind being all bored of the meeting XDD#To be more precise Prowl was making a presentation and giving infor and Jazz looked like he has music in his head#THERE WAS RUNG. AND HIS NAME WAS FORGOTTEN RIGHT AWAY#Anyway I wanna blablabla about plenty of details there but gah#cockroachdoodles#transformers#transformers idw#tf idw#prowl#jazz#rung
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it takes two challenge: because they share a brain apparently
cutest takeaway: most of this video has Oscar getting too into his own head and Lando getting him out of it by breaking each question down into easier little bites. something deep there about Oscar doing that so often for Lando but Oscar also trusting Lando/giving Lando the confidence to do it for him in turn.
*special s/o to Lando's voice turning into a chicken clucking
#landoscar#mctwinks#twinklaren#inchidentallyanedit#mine#kudos to me for watching this video so many times and not falling into despair over how sweet and gentle and precisely the same wavelength#they are
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You know you’re cooked when you stumble upon a video of a man dressed as as a classic butler pretending to comfort you and you’re ready to send it to your pal for a laugh but he starts telling you everything is alright and you immediately burst into tears like

#like I cannot emphasis how much I Do Not React Like This 99.9% of the time#it takes an incredibly specific tone and voice and word choice and mannerisms to access that 0.1%#and this dude hit it with laser precision in less than 15 seconds I was like genuinely impressed 😂😂#flabbergasted#meme#laugh tag
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help this is so stupid im sorry i just imagine faulkners annoying to have in the passenger seat
#and then he drove instead most of the time#the lack of precision Bothers Him Personally#and poor carpenter just wants to Get to the Place#yeah yeah whatever not everything warrants a comic i GUESS#tsv#the silt verses#brother faulkner#sister carpenter#julesart
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I just wanted to see them in suits :]
#near the end of the coloring process i realized they were RGB...... or BGR to be more precise#charon succesfully fucked up the composition with his height yet again#see that wacky pattern on top? that's cus i had to fill in the space. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT !!!!#anyway im happy every time i see these three in a situation#i plan on drawing them hitting a cool pose later while still in these suits#fallout#starbsart
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somebunny loves you, valentine!
#wangxian#mdzs#wei wuxian#wei wuxian fanart#mdzs fanart#wangxian fanart#ITS STILL VALENTINES DAY IN MY TIMEZONE I MADE IT ON TIME#i started this at like noon and i JUST finished T-T#the wwx approach to making chocolates is to treat it like a mad science experiment#i am not making a lwj counterpart to this (at least not this year)#but please know it exists in my mind as lwj bent over his counter with MILITARY precision and about a pound of ill-advised chili flakes#those are meant to be molded chocolates but if i wanted the ribbons it was either frosting or actual ribbons and i. didnt want to draw that#so they look more like nebulous desserts now😭 oh well
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you don’t get it.
#MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAA T_______T#taemin#shinee#do you all remember when it was shinee’s 14th anniversary and we were all crying about taemin and half his life spent as shinee#also. do you all remember how sm fumbled him. just now thinking about what he’d said at zip daesung about quitting while he’s ahead#it all makes so much sense like. he wasn’t just ready for a change it was change or nothing… and like. i understand companies are soulless#by default but you’ve had this guy with you since he was a little baby. and you’re telling me you’re not fulfilling his every wish.#not only that you’re also cultivating the kind of environment where he feels like his time’s run out#listen to me. shinee should be celebrated and applauded and getting their flowers#precisely because it IS uncharted territory and it’s scary and exciting and they should know how loved and appreciated they are#and not. the precise exact fucking opposite. im getting mad even though i do think their 17th anniversary was handled beautifully#they’re on thin ice from all the shit from before. 😡
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@one-time-i-dreamt TINY FUCKING PANS (hard disk drive for scale)
#theyre about the size of half of my finger in case you dont know what size a hdd is#<- half of my index finger to be precise#one time i dreamt
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