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rjshope · 10 months
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12 Days of Namjoon 2023 by @cyphernet
Favorite Hair -> blonde Namjoon (HYYH era)
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crossbackpoke-check · 10 months
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#toronto maple leafs#HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET#like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because#my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul#you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that#i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of#Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i#have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m#gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the#coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl#anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren'#bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof#& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th#childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so.#ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get#to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse#but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu#the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea#& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much &#if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy#boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is#solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet#OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc#u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty#leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin#one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight#seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem#the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall#from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding#i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc
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pictureswithboxes · 1 year
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I love Franziska’s character design so much. They really said “this character is obsessed with perfection and being perfect”, dresses her immaculately, then gave her that choppy ass haircut
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imgnaf · 15 days
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A precise woman with a short haircut brings order to my thoughts and my dresser drawers, moves feelings around like furniture into a new arrangement. A woman whose body is cinched at the waist and firmly divided into upper and lower, with weather-forecast eyes of shatterproof glass. Even her cries of passion follow a certain order, one after the other: tame dove, then wild dove, then peacock, wounded peacock, peacock, peacock, the wild dove, tame dove, dove dove thrush, thrush, thrush.
Yehuda Amichai
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folaireamh · 2 months
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battling the selfconsciousness to post the pictures i took with my new haircut
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bandaidmackerel · 2 months
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I think tonight is a stay up and do all the things I couldn't do during the day super late at night and maybe get no sleep because i have mania type beat :3
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I cut my hair and now look like a bowl
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candylandphotos · 11 months
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Beautiful Asian Red Lips Bangs Beauty Makeup Artist Hairstylist Style Application Haircut
"Radiant Asian Beauty: Unveiling Elegance through Bold Red Lips, Chic Bangs, and Masterful Makeup and Hairstyling Craftsmanship 💄✂️🌸 #AsianGlamour #FlawlessElegance"
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pramiegentssalon · 1 year
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Discover Luxury Grooming at Pramie: Dubai's Premier Men's Salon
Looking for the perfect men's salon in Dubai? Pramie can be your ultimate destination for grooming services. Our dedicated team of stylists is passionate about creating charming looks that reflect your individuality. Whether you're after a trendy haircut, precise beard grooming, or a complete style transformation, we've got you covered. Trust us to experience the luxury ambiance.
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svmproducts-blog · 1 year
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Flowbee: A cost-effective solution for haircuts
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Introduction
Note: This blog post does not constitute legal advice, to the best of my knowledge. The information presented herein is intended for informational purposes only and should not be interpreted as legal advice.
Introduction
Flowbee is a revolutionary new haircutting device that cuts hair in half the time of traditional scissors. It reduces fatigue, pain and injury while providing an efficient, safe and effective way to get your haircut. The flowbee is designed to help make men's haircuts safer and easier than ever before.
The first thing you'll notice about the Flowbee is its unique design: it has two blades that rotate around each other as they cut through your hair, allowing them to reach even hard-to-reach areas on the back or sides of your head without using any additional attachments like clippers or trimmers! This means fewer strokes per inch (SPI), which means less chance for irritation during the process—and even less blood loss if you're being extra careful about keeping yourself safe from cuts!
Cost-Effectiveness
The flowbee haircutting system is a cost-effective solution for haircuts. The machine cuts hair at a low price and you can use it for your entire family.
In comparison to traditional haircuts, the Flowbee offers several benefits:
It's more efficient than having multiple people do the same job. With traditional haircuts, each person has to pay both their own time and money for getting their hair cut—so if you're going out with friends or family members who don't have any disposable income, then they're also paying extra money on top of theirs! With this new method, only one person needs to spend less time at work while saving money in the long run because there won't be any other charges associated with using this device (like having someone else holding down someone else while they're getting their hair cut).
Ease of Use
The flowbee haircut is a simple and user-friendly electric razor. It has a large handle that allows you to easily grip it, even if your hands are wet or cold. You can also use the cut-off button on top of your hand (the one closest to you) as an indicator for whether or not you're cutting too close with each swipe—a feature that's convenient if you're getting used to how much hair needs trimming before getting started.
The Flowbee comes with three combs: 1mm, 2mm and 3mm thicknesses that will help determine how coarsely shaved/trimmed off each section is going to be, depending on what look needs doing first! If someone has long hair then they might need more than one pass; if someone wants short stubble then maybe just two passes would suffice? This also makes things easier for those who aren't too sure about their exact beard length yet because there won't be any guesswork involved when using these combs instead."
Quality of Haircuts
The flowbee hair cutter machine that uses the power of gravity to cut and style your hair. You can choose from four different cutting styles, including a fade or buzzcut, which will leave you with an awesome look.
The Flowbee has a precision blade that cuts through all types of hair easily, even thick or coarse ones! This means that no matter what kind of haircut you want (or if it's too short), the Flowbee can do it better than any other method out there today!
How does this work? Well first off let's talk about what goes into making up any haircut at all: the blade itself must hit exactly where it needs to in order for everything else happening around us like spinning motors and blades inside them etcetera etcetera...
Convenience
The flowbee haircutter cuts hair with a laser, which is an efficient way to remove hair.
While you can use other methods that involve using a clipper or scissors on your own head, they don't provide the same level of convenience as the Flowbee. This tool makes it easier for you to keep up with your schedule and fit in more appointments into your day.
The Flowbee also has many other benefits over traditional haircuts: It allows for at-home haircuts because there's no need for an appointment or waiting time in order for this service provider (or any type of service provider) like other options do require!
Conclusion
You've now learned about the Flowbee, and how it can help you save money on haircuts. The Flowbee is a great tool to have in your home or office, as it's easy to use and requires no special training. The only caveat is that you need good hand-eye coordination if you want to make sure that your hair doesn't get caught in the blades before they cut through them (which could cause serious damage). If this sounds like something that would work well for your lifestyle, then by all means give it a try!
In addition to saving time and money on haircuts while also improving overall health of your scalp through better circulation—the Flowbee also helps keep other people from getting hurt when they use it during haircuts themselves. That makes it even more convenient than ever before!
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stsgluver · 10 months
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synopsis. your husband still ignores the side effects of his cursed technique just so he can get a glimpse of you.
wc. 1.2k
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gojo satoru was born with six eyes — a special cursed technique that allowed for an extremely precise manipulation of cursed energy, down to an atomic level. it also blessed him with a beautiful pair of ocean blue eyes that were practically glowing. you’d never seen eyes so pretty.
the drawback to this gift? the skull-splitting migraines that came with the excessive information constantly being processed by his darting eyes.
as a child, the pain was manageable. gojo didn’t have much of a hold on the technique so his weaker state meant that the migraines were subdued as less information was being absorbed. however, as he grew older and more powerful, he would find himself bed ridden for at least twenty four hours if he did not take some sort of measure to protect his eyes.
his go to method was the sunglasses, almost 100% tinted — no other person would be able to clearly see out of them, if they could see anything at all. his sight, on the other hand, so impressive that he could distinguish people and the objects around them through the levels of cursed energy radiated.
still, accidents happened. whether it be him breaking his glasses, or forgetting them as young children do, he quickly learned the drawbacks to his technique. no normal medicine could relieve the pain and no sorcerer was strong enough to either.
gojo satoru met you at fifteen years old on his first day at tokyo jujutsu high. you wore a uniform similar to shoko's but your skirt was closer to the floor than it was to your thigh. your hair was longer than most female sorcerers and tied into a plait that hung against your back. in all honesty, you appeared quite plain to him. nothing particularly stood out. not even your cursed energy was particularly strong.
but you were gorgeous. completely and utterly gorgeous. his glasses slipped slightly down his nose as he analysed you from afar and it wasn't till a slap on the shoulder from geto that he snapped out of it.
within six months of knowing one another, the two of you were dating. you picked up on his habit to forgo his glasses around you pretty quickly and you definitely didn't miss the increasing amount of discomfort that would cause him.
"why do you do that?" you asked him one time.
the two of you were on a date in the park. a picnic blanket had been laid out and satoru had bought basically every single pastry and sweet at the bakery next to the park. you'd barely managed to make it through half till the both of you had given up and opted for cloud watching, giggling as he joked that one cloud in particularly looked very similar to nanami's 'emo' haircut.
satoru turned to his side to look at you questioningly, his head resting on his hand, "do what?"
"take off your glasses," you gestured to the folded pair of black glasses by his head. "i don't have to be a doctor to realise that you're in a lot of pain right now." the longer you lay there, the less satoru was actually looking up at the sky, instead just listening to you as you pointed out shapes and animals.
you knew the toll six eyes could take on his body.
he kept his eyes screwed shut when he wasn't looking at you to ease the the pain from the intense light that was too overpowering for his splitting headache. he winced when a kid screamed too loudly or ran too close and his fingers would push against the sides of his head frustratedly. as if he thought hard enough, the pain would just go away.
his lips tilted up into a lopsided grin, "but i see you."
you twisted so that your body was parallel to his. there was a faint blush on your cheeks now but you didn't look away from his eyes. how could you? "you always see me."
"not with those stupid glasses," satoru frowned, and you think it was the most serious you had seen him since you met. "seeing you and seeing your energy are two very different things."
"you're hurting yourself," you pointed out, placing one of your hands onto his cheek to gently stroke your thumb against his skin. his shoulders relaxed slightly and he leant into your touch like it was magic. like you were some drug that numbed the pain, replacing it with a special serotonin only you could give him.
"worth it." satoru kissed your palm.
that was his only response. worth it. and he stuck to it even a decade later.
"old habits die hard, i guess," satoru tried to laugh at his poorly made joke, but only a few shakey breaths came out. you'd been home thirty minutes and he'd already been sick twice. he'd curled himself up in your shared bed not long after the second time and that was where he was when you began scolding him for his carelessness.
"you are twenty eight," you rant exasperatedly, juxtaposing your voice that is no louder than a gentle whisper, "you have three first years to be looking after right now, but no, someone wanted to go out for dinner and someone didn't want to wear their glasses, and someone-"
satoru's much larger hand squeezed yours, "don't be cruel. i do this for you, my love." his blindfold was now on (you had made him put it on as soon as you had gotten home) but you know him well enough to know he was staring up at you with those lovesick eyes that made you weak at the knees.
"i just worry," your tone eased. you had no issue looking after your husband, you never had. it wasn't his fault that he got the migraines per se. yes, he could definitely be doing more to mitigate the severity, but he was stubborn. that had never changed. "i've seen you fight special grades. i hate seeing a stupid headache hurt you so much."
"lay with me."
"you're sweaty and sick." you scrunched up your nose, eyes flicking to the en suite you'd just cleaned and back to the cold flannel on his forehead as his body temperature fluctuated.
he shook his head, placing his index finger over his lips. "shhh, i'm passed that stage. pretty please? i need you."
gojo satoru was irresponsible at the best of times. he'd been raised to believe he was invincible and had been spoiled to always get what he had wanted. there was no telling him what to do when he'd already decided an hour ago exactly what he wanted to do.
but there was something about being needed by gojo satoru. you could never say no to him. so whether it be due to his own decision to stare into the eyes of his wife during a romantic night out, or an extensive fight against a cursed spirit, you would always be there to clean up and make sure he was wrapped up in bed all cosy.
and you would always lift up the covers and climb in once there was no more that you could do but simply act as a pillow for your husband as he tried to sleep off the throbbing pain.
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a/n. um so my previous post on this topic blew up and i’m so so grateful so i thought i’d expand a little on this hc for anyone that was interested. rambled a bit towards the end but i hope you still like it!! love you lots xxx
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koolatron · 2 years
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Flowbee: The Hair Cutting Revolution That You Haven't Heard Of
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As the world becomes increasingly digital, one trend that has continued to grow is haircutting. It's now more common than ever for people to go to a salon to cut their hair. This popular trend has a lot of advantages over traditional hair cutting methods, but you may not be familiar with Flowbee. Flowbee is a revolutionary haircutting device that uses sensors and artificial intelligence to create custom haircuts for each individual. This technology eliminates the need for cutters or stylists, making it an efficient and affordable option for those seeking a high-quality haircut without all the hassle. If you're looking for a new way to get your hair cut, Flowbee is worth considering.
What is Flowbee?
Flowbee is a revolutionary haircutting tool that makes cutting your hair a breeze. Unlike traditional hair clippers, Flowbee uses gentle vibrations to cut through your hair without causing pain or damage. The unique design also allows you to cut your hair precisely without having to worry about missed cuts. Plus, the patented flow-through blade system ensures that your hair stays intact while being cut, eliminating the need for extra trimming. So why wait? Try Flowbee today and see how easy it is to get perfect haircuts without any hassle!
How does Flowbee work?
Flowbee is a haircutting tool that has revolutionized how people cut their hair. The device uses infrared light to heat the hair and then cuts it while it is still hot. This allows the user to get close to the scalp, which minimizes bleeding and prevents damage to the hair. flowbee haircutting system also has several other features that make it one of the most advanced haircutting tools on the market today. For example, it has a touchscreen interface that makes it easy for users to navigate its features and settings. Flowbee can also be used with or without gloves, making it ideal for those allergic to certain chemicals in many other haircutting products.
The Benefits of using Flowbee
Flowbee is a revolutionary haircutting tool that offers users a variety of benefits that they may need to be aware of. Flowbee was designed to simplify haircutting while providing users with the best haircuts possible. One of the most important benefits of using Flowbee is that it allows for more accurate cuts. Unlike traditional hair clippers, which can leave uneven and jagged edges on your hair, Flowbee's patented sensors ensure that each amount is precise and even. This results in much smoother, neater haircuts that look more professional and polished. Another benefit of using Flowbee is that it can save you time and money. Traditional hair clippers can take a long time to cut through thick locks, while hair cutting flowbee can easily handle even the most stubborn locks in just a few minutes. This means you'll be able to get more done in less time, saving you both money and energy. Overall, Flowbee is a unique and innovative haircutting tool that offers a variety of benefits that are sure to appeal to anyone looking for an improved experience with haircuts.
How to use Flowbee
Flowbee is a new haircutting technology that has revolutionized how people cut their hair. With Flowbee, you can get accurate, consistent cuts every time without worrying about missed areas or mismatched lengths. To use vacuum hair cutter you must first download the app onto your phone. The app is free and available on both iOS and Android devices. Once you have downloaded the app, you must set up your account. To do this, open the app and sign in using your email address and password. Next, select your hair type from the menu on the left side of the screen. You will then be able to choose how long you want your hair cut and how much hair you want to be removed from each section of your head. After you have made these selections, click on the 'start' button at the bottom of the screen. As soon as you start cutting your hair with Flowbee, it will automatically measure and track your progress. You will never have to worry about misshapen or uneven cuts again! If any changes need to be made during your haircut, such as changing the length or width of a section of hair, click on 'edit profile' in the app menu and make those adjustments before clicking on 'start' again.
Conclusion
Flowbee is a haircutting system that has been sweeping the nation. This new technology allows barbers and stylists to cut hair with less pain and with more precision than ever before. Flowbees are also designed to last longer, which makes them an ideal option for busy professionals who don't have time to waste on dull haircutting tasks. If you're thinking of investing in a Flowbee, be sure to read our in-depth review first so that you can make an informed decision.
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midgeonsmidgeon · 8 months
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i wonder if when romulan teens "act out" they cut their V bangs into a regular bowl cut and get real calm and logical. It's really choppy because they cut it themselves.
on the other hand, a vulcan who cuts their bowl cut into V bangs and tries to act more wild. the haircut is super precise and neat.
also these two are best friends.
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sugar-grigri · 1 year
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Nayuta is NOT Makima
I may be optimistic, but Fujimoto likes to give us false ideas at the end of his chapters: the fact that Nayuta has the same haircut as Makima clearly serves to show their resemblance (after all they are the same demon) and to make us believe that Nayuta is a "mini-Makima"
What I hope she won't be: she's just a kid, who maybe given the rules she sets (rather normal really, it just seems like she's almost educating Denji), wants to play the big sister despite her age
From a narrative point of view, it wouldn't make sense to remake the same character because not only would the end of part 1 lose its meaning (if Nayuta becomes Makima again, Denji didn't save her), but the reader would be bored of finding the antagonist just in another version
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The way the dogs are hooked at the leash also want to remind the power of the domination demon, and for me it's a false lead, to make believe in Nayuta's evilness
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Nayuta is as cruel as a little sister who would be afraid that her brother (her only family) would move away from her, obviously since she is a demon it must be amplified
I still hope so, but the whole of part 1 serves precisely to demonstrate the other facets of love, such as that of a family, which is represented by the supreme act of platonic love: the hug. On top of that Denji really carries Nayuta in a brotherly and cute aura in the preview of part 2
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In short, Nayuta is a demonic little girl who is still looking for her bearings, she won't become Makima again since what she was missing was a home and a family
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delicatestones · 5 months
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Various Parahuman Teen Couples Go To The Mall
Brian and Taylor: Going to the mall is a normal thing neither of them enjoy, which is precisely why they convince themselves that they should do it. Brian musters up hope that he will be able to carry Taylor's bags and wait for her on benches outside of clothes stores, which will affirm his value as a man. Taylor, who only wants to buy a single hoodie, anxiously refuses to let Brian carry her bag because she doesn't want to be a burden, which banishes Brian to the Masculine Insecurity Pocket Dimension in his own mind. They attempt to rally by going to the food court, where they try to have an awkward 'normal' conversation over greasy pizza slices.
Fortunately, a supervillain they have history with attacks the mall mid-pizza, and they rush off to change in the mall bathrooms and return to thoroughly beat the interloper's ass. Brian apologizes for the mall date going wrong (secretly relieved, also deeply compelled by watching Taylor break a guy's arm with a baton) while Taylor says it's no big deal (even more relieved, mesmerized by Brian's visible sweat on the back of his neck). They may or may not awkwardly touch hands at the fire exit before they flee the scene of the crime.
Krouse and Noelle (Pre-Simurgh): On a quest for limited edition Ransack merch at the Gamestop, which turns out to be all sold out or on reserve. Krouse tries to social engineer it out of the clerk anyway, but Noelle gets so visibly uncomfortable he desists. In the depths of excruciating failure he says something shitty about the guy's haircut after they leave the store and Noelle tells him he's being a dick, which he apologizes excessively for in a way that just makes it more awkward.
In a now desperate effort to turn things around, Krouse tries to lighten the mood by latching onto listing Alternative Mall Activities including one of those photo booth set ups. He makes fun of how cliche they are and how it would be completely lame if they went into one, which transitions into cajoling Noelle to join him in this extremely cringe activity for the bit. She says her hair looks dumb and she doesn't want to, so he gallantly offers her his over-sized hoodie so she can hide her face the entire time, a gesture he does not realize extends the shelf life of their relationship for a solid two weeks. His visible joy when she agrees to the idea adds another week to the tail end of that. They hold hands on the way to the parking lot.
His copy of their photos becomes an instantly precious memento he sticks on the wall above his bed; Noelle puts hers in her picture shoebox in her closet. He spends all night on E-bay overbidding for the merch.
Krouse and Noelle (Post-Simurgh): Twelve Injured One Dead In 'Food Court Nightmare'.
Dean and Victoria: It takes Victoria half an hour to get ready for a mall trip. Dean shows up too early to pick her up and engages Carol Dallon in small talk for twenty minutes, a time span in which Carol manages to list every single one of Victoria's deepest insecurities in the form of barely veiled criticism while Dean smiles like he's being held at gunpoint.
At the mall they get stopped outside the Gap by a gaggle of Glory Girl preteen fans. Dean holds Victoria's bags (many) while she goes through the New Wave Fan Experience Checklist. Victoria says something afterwards to him on the way to the next store that hints at the Dallon Torment Nexus. Dean continues smiling and offers the mildest possible effort at sympathy, which Victoria reacts to with virulent irritation, so he gives up and buys her a mall outlet jewelry store diamond tennis bracelet instead. Thus mollified, she proceeds to allow him to obtain Jamba Juice for the both of them. It's another normal (bad) day in Brockton Bay.
Aisha and Alec: There strictly to cause problems for the sake of causing problems. Alec 'distracts' the staff at Hot Topic by faking a fall into a rack of studded belts and loudly insisting he will sue them for emotional and psychic damages while Aisha shoplifts bracelets. They buy hot pretzels and perch on the edge of the mall fountain marked 'NO LOITERING' to conspicuously loiter while occasionally kicking each other in the ankle. When a security guard tries to get them to move they collaborate on roasting his bloodline back to medieval times, triggering rent-a-cop wrath and a threat to call the Real Cops.
Now officially Wronged By The System, they decamp to breaking into the mall's back corridors (going through an unlocked access door) to vandalize the security office while throwing gummy worms at each other's mouths and missing 70% of the time. In high spirits, they make their cunning exit (leaving through the same door) and sneak into a horror movie at the mall theater halfway through its run time. They heckle the on-screen slasher victims for being idiots until an usher shows up with the original security guard, and then book it for the outside world while laughing like small and charming hyenas.
They agree they should totally rob the mall for real later, preferably while Brian and Taylor are on their make-up mall date, because they are good and kind teammates who only want the best for them.
(This post inspired by the learned discourses of Wormblr character understanders, particularly users lakesbian and simurghed. Any mischaracterizations and errors are my own. These hypotheticals are a non-representative sample of Ways They Could Be At The Mall.)
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