heghan abc’s
pairing: prince harry x “reader/oc” x meghan markle
summary: no summary for this one, you’ll just have to read to find out ;)
warnings: smut ish, talk of sex, minors dni, only ooc if you know the royalty’s but y’all don’t so haha 😛, LOWERCASE INTENDED
word count: 1,632.
note: i’m backkkk 🤭 ok so the title is heghan abc’s but let’s be fr it’s mostly just harry’s abc’c. lmk if you guys want meghan’s abc’s. kinda proofread kinda not, please lmk if there’s mistakes that need to be corrected. comments/requests are open!
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A- AFTERCARE (what he’s like after sex)
pda was always a thing, especially in public.
he loves to show his love for his girls.
so aftercare was most definitely a part of the relationship.
he’s always so stoic in the public eye but you know him entirely differently.
harry has described to you and meg how when we have kids, he plans to parent his children differently than Charles.
he’s been raised by THE Princess Diana, so of course, he’s going to treat the both of you like the women that you are.
he’s not a big one for the LED’s but he’s still a very prepared person. he always has things to clean you up, now it’s not certain it’ll be all set up but it’s there 😅
he presses kisses up your legs as he gently cleans you.
after he was done he pulled you against his chest and talked to you for literally hours.
your future kids names, how much you both loved meghan, what drama you both thought was going on back at the palace. he always cares for you every time you guys have sex.
and he does 100.9% every time.
harry does it every single time.
B- BODY PART (his favorite body part of his & yours)
harry really does love all of you, but he spends a lot of time kissing, touching and rubbing your stomach though
so it’s safe to say that your stomach is probably his all-time favorite part of your body
your favorite part of his body is most likely his hands
not only do his hands make you feel safe when you’re holding them or when his hands are sat upon your stomach but the absolute ecstasy they can make you feel
when he fingers you it straight up makes your toes curl.
C- CUM (anything to do with cum, basically)
this one’s a sensitive topic for the three of you but
harry loves the way your cum tastes.
he could spend hours between your legs, mouth lapping up all you have to offer him
it’s his favorite place to be, honestly.
you’re kinda shy about your cum, but harry loves it.
funnily enough you love his cum as much as he loves yours.
you love when he cums in your mouth.
and harry is almost more bashful about his cum then you are about yours.
cute boy is a little shy.
D- DIRTY SECRET (a dirty secret of his)
one of harry’s dirty secrets is he absolutely loves when you dominate him and he surrenders all control to you.
maybe he’s just way too polite, maybe it’s just a kink. who knows ?
there’s always something new in his glaze when he secretly leads you to your secret hideout where no servant, no niece nor nephew can find the two of you.
he trusts you, you trust them it just works.
it makes both you and him feel loved, the way you both do things.
more specifically, the things you do- it makes him fall in love with you even more.
E- EXPERIENCE (how experienced is he? does he know what he’s doing?)
harry’s is not as experienced as you assumed he was before you and meghan started dating him.
I mean.. he’s a prince, surely he’s had- has girls flocking at their feet for him.
“how many girls were there before us?”
you couldn’t help but ask him because you knew he certainly wasn’t a virgin when you slept with him the first time
“2.”
you were definitely shocked to say the least
you expected him to say 10 or something.
harry haven’t really slept around before he started dating you and meg.
sex wasn’t really an item on his mind at the time where he had wanted to find love. someone to be happy with.
but now that he’s dating you?
he’s practically addicted to sex
because sex with you and meg is 100 times better than sex with anybody else
so… yeah the Duke of Sussex wasn’t as experienced as some other guys
but it didn’t make you and meghan love him any less.
F- FAVORITE POSITION (this goes without saying tbh)
harry likes to look at you
he’s a very affectionate person
that trait was 100% used in the bedroom
he likes to see your reactions, to see how he’s making you feel.
he loves when your eyes roll back into your head as his tip rams into your g-spot
so his go-to position is face to face so he can look at that face.
he’s always murmuring “my darling girl,” under his breath while he’s fucking you
most of his compliments during sex have to do with how beautiful he thinks you are
“fucking gorgeous sweetheart, you’re absolutely stunning”
“you look so beautiful bouncing on my cock love,”
he likes it when you ride him too
he can relax and watch you do all the work
and you always try so hard to please him
and he gets to freely run his hands down your body
but if you’re in a hurry he’ll always be up for a quick door-sex session.
G- GOOFY (is he more serious in the moment? more humorous? etc)
goofy isn’t a word you would use to describe harry especially during sex.
he’s more on the serious side but he isn’t emotionless during sex, oh no.
he takes sex seriously, it’s not some game to him.
harry takes your pleasure very seriously.
it’s important to him that you cum at least twice every time you guys have sex
that being said, it’s not as though you guys don’t have fun.
you always have fun when you’re being intimate with harry
especially when meghan walks in on the two of you asking for opinions on her baking
you both chuckle and go to cover up but she’s not phased and just tell you both to “chop chop”
H- HAIR (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes?)
harry’s also been self-conscience about his hair, and how “full and lush” it was before it went to.. well
but.. he’s never shy about his pubic hair harry really doesn’t care what his pubic hair looks like
it’s never been a concern for him
you however usually demand that he trims it when it gets too long
though, you’re never the one to bring up the hair on his head as it’s a sensitive topic on his part.
“you want a blowjob? fix your forest.”
“very well darling, your wish is my command.”
and yes harry does allow you to be bossy
mostly because he loves it
like a lot ;)
I- INTIMACY (how is he during the moment? is he romantic?)
harry is the perfect amount of intimate that people would expect.
he’s always showing a little too much pda for the royal family’s comfort but just enough for you.
most people just assume harry doesn’t truly care about anything or anyone just because he’s a prince. just because he’s raised in a family he never asked to be raised into.
but harry is so deeply in love with the two of you, so he’s way more intimate then even you ever expected a prince like him to be.
no matter what kind of mood he’s in, whether he’s jealous and angry or sad and just needs to feel you he always makes sure you know he loves you
gripping your hand while he thrusts into you
whispering “fucking love you sweetheart” into your ear
there’s always a little intimacy even when he’s pounding into you
harry always wants you to know how much he appreciates that you’re there with him despite all that he’s done to you and more specifically what his family has done to you.
J- JACK OFF (masturbation headcanon)
harry in general is not a very sexually driven guy
it really isn’t all that important to him
so of course he masturbates a decent amount, every guy does
but he doesn’t masturbate every second you’re not there to please him
if you turn down sex harry is completely fine with it, and doesn’t really feel the need to masturbate
he’ll just go ask meghan.
I’m kidding…
maybe.
but if you and meghan both turn down his temptations, he doesn’t push it.
you love that he doesn’t pressure you or meghan to make you feel like you have to have sex with him, it’s probably one of your favorite parts about him.
L- LOCATION (favorite places to do the deed)
somewhere private always
one of your secret hideouts
his office
your joint bedroom
a locked bathroom
never anywhere somebody could see you
because harry is sort of afraid of the violence he’s capable of.
so if any man ever saw you getting fucked
or saw that beautiful fucked out look on your face
harry is worried he would literally beat that guy to death
because he could
he would.
and if someone saw you stuffed full of cock, harry would want to beat them to death
so harry plays it safe and only fucks you in places that have a lockable door
also for women, well meghan can take care or those ;)
M- MOTIVATION (what turns him on?)
everything about you turns harry on
your ass
your tits
your legs
literally everything
but emotion is also a very strong motivator for him
whenever he’s upset about something (usually something having to do with his family) you and meghan also try to cheer him out ;)
harry needs to release that pent up tension somehow
and if he hadn’t met you or meghan, he would release that tension by breaking some poor guards nose.
but he would never hurt you
he breaks way less noses then he used to
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Wow! 👏👏👏 JDEadonWriter on X, put this amazing post out today. Check this out!
Are Meghan Markle's kids FAKE? 🤔
Megnant
1 Size: Bump drastically altering in size, even in a single day 😯
2 Slip: Bump slipped down to her knees in Birkenhead, UK 😯
3 Wobble: Bump wobbled side-to-side as she crossed the street. 😯
4 Clutching: Supporting her bump with her hands overly often. 🤔
5 Popping: audibly popped in a video, and wafted her clothes😯
6 Shape: Bump unnaturally shaped on Netflix🤔
7 Straps: Moonbump straps outlines visible under clothing in several photos. And something snapped, impacting the clothing fabric (video of H&M in London)😯
8 Biology: An absence of swelling of ankles, and other subtle biological (non)signs.🤔
9 Holding: Carrying a (doll?) infant on her bump, instead of on her hip.🤔
10 Squats: Squatting, effortlessly, with her knees together in videos and photos. In heels.😯
Births
11 Announcements: Royal official birth announcements are indirect. One states they are delighted "by the news of the" (not by the actual) birth.🤔
12 Coverup? A medic who certified a birth closed down her practice shortly afterwards.😯
13 Certificates: Questions linger over the birth certificates signatures, etc.🤔
14 Leak: An official Royal twitter account tweet indicated that Meghan’s kids are fake, before being taken down. An innocent prank?😁
15 Recovery: Epidural (ouch!) birth in a bath description anomalies and arriving home too soon afterwards to be quite plausible.🤔
16 Born Of Body?: Meghan allegedly told a friend she was infertile, when at college, and there was a reported alleged hysterectomy before the births.
17 Silence: Meghan is silent on her claimed births, despite always flashing her bump; having a "Capacity for over sharing"; boasting about being a “Mom”, and always talking about herself (apparently) on her feminist podcast. 🤔
Rented Infants
18 Archie Model: The real parents of the infant predominantly shown in Archie photos are identified. 💥
19 Lilibet Model: Parents of the infant shown in Lilibet photos are identified.💥
20 Loan: Mother of “Lilibet” commented on Insta that she does not "loan" her daughter to Meghan any longer.😯
21 Shape-Shifting: Different infants used in photos of both Archie and Lilibet.😯
22 Photoshopping: A litany of incompetently-photoshopped “family” photos. (A huge topic in itself).🤔
Dolls
23 Reborn Doll: Seemingly cradling a doll (a product called Darren) in official photo of Archie 🪆
24 Party Doll: Meghan seemingly cradled a similar doll when gate-crashing a polo match party, begetting astonished looks.😯
25 Bumpy Ride: Meghan seemed to be lugging an inanimate doll on top of her bump through some woods in Canada. Whilst grinning at a hired pap.🪆
26 Twisted: In one photograph, Archie's head is twisted more than 90 degrees 🪆
27 Carrying: A high % of photographs show them carrying the “kids” 🪆
28 Backs-Turned: A high % of Photos are of kids facing away from the camera 🤔
Other Oddities
29 Website: A startling absence of updates of Royal website on Meghan’s offspring.🤔
30 Bishop: Los Angeles christening cleric was not the official Bishop the Harkles claimed he was.🤔
31 Implausible Platitudes: Claiming Archie’s first word was “Crocodile”, and that he demands a Leica camera for his birthday. As tots do...🤔
32 Merch: An uncharacteristic unwillingness to merchandise their kids, for $$$ or PR.🤔
33 Invisible: The Harkles are never seen with their kids. There are hints of "home schooling" (will they ever be allowed out?)😯
34 Family Holidays: Weirdly, the Harkles never take their kids on holiday, and, if they pretend they did, they incompetently photoshop them into pap snaps on Insta.🤔
35 Everything Else: All the stuff I overlooked in this hastily speed-typed list.🤔
🤔🤔🤔
Why does it matter? 🤔
Because rich Prince Harry wants we skint, long-suffering tax payers, to pay for his security expenses; he’s a traitor, and, well, it’s fraud, isn’t it? 💥
Feel free to leave evidence I missed out in the comments. 👍
#MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter
#MeghanMarkleExposed
#WhereAreTheKids
#sussexbabyscam
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WHY IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO GET THROUGH THE JANAYA WEDDING BECAUSE I WAS BUSY BAWLING:
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-EZRAN AND AANYA REUNION!!!
-Also, thank god Amaya finally got around to telling ezran she was getting married.
-Corvus x sunfire elf duet!!! And humans and elves chilling together in general!
-Amaya looking all nervous for a second as she steps out ughhh she's so cute.
-Kind of random but I love that janai doesn't have her queenly hairstyle (the bun) and just leaves it down? Something something symbolism something she's not the queen right now she's just janai? Also, I just think she looks so pretty with her hair down (she's always gorgeous tho).
-JANAI WINKING. It's so cute. It reminds me of that video of prince harry at the altar with meghan markle telling her she looks beautiful or smth before they say their vows.
-KAZI AND GREN OFFICIATING AND BEING SO HAPPY FOR THEM???
-LIKE YOU CAN HEAR THE EXCITEMENT IN KAZI'S VOICE I CAN PICTURE THEM JUST JUMPING UP AND DOWN FOR JOY.
"When Amaya and i first met, we had our differences." "Specifically, we tried to kill each other." Yes, we know, Amaya, and from that point on we knew you were endgame.
-Love the detail that vows are a human thing, not an elf thing. Cultural details!!! We love to see it.
-Stupid clouds. But it's fine! Tbh when i first saw Kazi's face drop i thought it was going to sol regem coming to crash everything and I panicked and threw my phone down.
"Now, that's poetry!" Kazi never change.
-The audience cheering. I love how it's not just clapping, and you can hear people genuinely excited to be there and see it.
-Gren bawling poor guy.
-Why tf was karim there omg he needs to chillll.
-Ezran really said you are NOT interrupting my aunts' wedding rn on my watch.
"If anyone objects to this marriage...well, what are they going to do, show up with an army?" I would've laughed tbh idc.
-NOT THE VOWS JESUS CHRIST. I'm emotionally unstable.
-I love that amaya apparently went to gren and was like "YOUR JOB IS TO TALK FOR ME WTF DO I SAY" and he was just like "just tell her why you love her! Simple!" and she was like "BITCH-"
"But that's hard to do, because it changes all the time. Every day, I find something new, and my love for you keeps growing...our love will change, but it will endure." Paraphrasing ofc but i just loved it so much.
-Also janai started crying and it was like me too babes me too.
"AND IT WILL BRING MORE LOVE INTO THE WORLD AS IT DOES" yeppp something something humans and elves something something!!!
-Not kazi having to push gren away bc he was crying too much.
-Note about the kiss: I was OBSESSED with janai's hand when i rewatched it like 5 times? Like yes i'm a sucker for tender face touching but the way you can see her thumb stroking amaya's cheek and her hand going down to amaya's shoulder and--
-Also, in the background, the standing ovation! Again, I LOVE that people aren't just clapping, they're cheering and laughing and being all "yeah!" "woo-hoo!" and seem like they actually want to be there.
"HER WIFE!"
"QUEEN AMAYA!"
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Prince Harry reveals in his upcoming memoir that he was physically attacked and knocked to the ground by his brother, Prince William, during a 2019 confrontation. The fight started when William called Megan Markle “difficult, rude, and abrasive.”
Spare is a remarkable volume, in which the altercation between the two princes forms a startling passage.
Harry writes that William wanted to talk about “the whole rolling catastrophe” of their relationship and struggles with the press. But when William arrived at Nottingham Cottage – where Harry was then living, in the grounds of Kensington Palace and known as “Nott Cott” – he was, Harry says, already “piping hot”.
After William complained about Meghan, Harry writes, Harry told him he was repeating the press narrative and that he expected better. But William, Harry says, was not being rational, leading to the two men shouting over each other.
Harry then accused his brother of acting like an heir, unable to understand why his younger brother was not content to be a spare.
Insults were exchanged, before William claimed he was trying to help.
Harry said: “Are you serious? Help me? Sorry – is that what you call this? Helping me?”
That comment, Harry says, angered his brother, who swore while stepping towards him. Now scared, Harry writes, he went to the kitchen, his furious brother following.
Harry writes that he gave his brother a glass of water and said: “Willy, I can’t speak to you when you’re like this.”
He writes: “He set down the water, called me another name, then came at me. It all happened so fast. So very fast. He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace, and he knocked me to the floor. I landed on the dog’s bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me. I lay there for a moment, dazed, then got to my feet and told him to get out.”
Harry writes that William urged him to hit back, citing fights they had as children. Harry says he refused to do so. William left, Harry says, then returned “looking regretful, and apologised”.
When William left again, his brother writes, he “turned and called back: ‘You don’t need to tell Meg about this.’
“‘You mean that you attacked me?’
“‘I didn’t attack you, Harold.’”
Harry says he didn’t immediately tell his wife – but did call his therapist.
When Meghan later noticed “scrapes and bruises” on his back, and he therefore told her of the attack, Harry says she “wasn’t that surprised, and wasn’t all that angry.
“She was terribly sad.”
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