#psych show

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.

Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.

Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.

Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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*after Shassie first kiss*

Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*

Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-

[stephen9260]

Me personally I can't wait for Sammy boy's season 7 Burton Guster moment

[forecast0ctopus]

psych episode where shawn begins to have psychic premonitions (carbon monoxide poisoning)

[iceeericeee]

Happy birthday Lassie! 💕🥳🎉💕

[secondhand-sin]

when you start crushing on the bane of your existence and realize you’re an idiot in love with an idiot <3 <3 <3

rewatching my fav show and ah. the fav ship from my childhood has quite the chokehold on me all over again lmao

[psych-the-tv-show]

my two brain cells working overtime

[fanwarrior321]

OH SHAWN YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY YOU. tell me why this moment wrecked me

[legomocfodder]

"I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth"

Psych minifigs! Juliet O'Hara, Carlton Lassiter, Shawn Spencer, and Ghee Buttersnaps

[grapebritain]

Pretty much everything Shawn does can be pinpointed back to his childhood, and it's sad too see because most of his toxic traits could have been mended if his parents just had a bit of stability, or just where a little less controlling when he was younger.

His relationship with henry for example is one of the most obvious pointers to why Shawn is the way he is.

Shawn HATES losing, he hates not being on top and he hates not being the centre of attention. Even though some of this is ego, a lot of this is to do with self worth issues as well which is why he gets so irritable when people 'beat' him.

One time this behaviour really stuck out to me like a sore thumb was an episode or two after "from earth to starbucks". In the episode itself , shawn helps lassie with his mental health. he gets it so he feels as though he can solve cases again, and as a result of his confidence boast Lassiter really DOES start solving cases on his own much better than he was before. Evethough Shawn clearly was happy for him at first, and does care a whole lot about Lassiter than he would say out loud, a few episodes after when Lassie starts getting TOO good, Shawn starts acting pretty toxic about him and competitive. Which is a little paradoxical when originally he wanted him to be better, and do better than he was before. I'm pretty sure he does anyway cuz i remember watched a few eps after being like "why is he doing that, i thought he wanted him to do better?".

Regardless, Shawn starts getting hostile to people "better" than him because his dad basically engraved into him that if you are anything other than a winner , you are a loser and you see this all the way from episode 1. When shawn wants cake, he has to get all the hats in the room perfect otherwise he won't get anything. This same thing comes up again when he goes to his dad much older now to ask for help. he has to "win" the hat game in order to get anything out of his father. No matter if his dad had good intentions or not with it, mostly only rewarding shawn when he wins and being so intense about being 'the perfect cop' MADE shawn hate being anything other than the top of the top. the best of the best. Especially when it came to police work.

It's why he gets hostile over any form of competition, and even gets more hostile when people in his life show more interest in anyone but him. He does it with Jules, he does it with Lassiter, and i think he may even do it to gus at some stage. Jules it was her boyfriends, because he viewed himself as the 'best' to be with her. He was on top, so he should be the one to be her boyfriend right..? Then with Lassiter, there are two guys that are somewhat similar to shawn,are good at police work and Lassie clearly admires a lot which makes Shawn pretty heated and sulky that Lassie is no longer looking to him. With gus he got annoyed because Lassiter started spending time with him and 'took away' his best friend from him when be believed gus was HIS friend, not Lassies.

life doesn't work as black and white as 'winner and loser' .People don't have to be the 'best of the best 'to 'earn' love and appreciation, which seems to confuse and aggravate Shawn. It sort of makes him insecure. If people like them more, they...must be better than him because the 'best' are only deserving of appreciation. Well, in his eyes anyway. I think some part of him knows thats insanity as he only has this mentality with his own self worth, but because it was programmed into him at such a young age, it isn't something he can easily brush aside.

To him, having someone be admired more than him, to be 'better' than him for even a second basically diminished his value as a person and makes him less deserving. That and he still feels as though hes the best so people should be looking at him (bro has a HUGE ego). A lot of his anger issues have roots in insecurity , especially this one, and i think it's why for a comedy show there is something so....almost tragic about Shawn despite all the jokes and references he makes.

[killermaxaroo8675309]

COWBOY AUS WOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!

I’ll be doing a poll on TikTok soon to see if anyone wants me to do more of these.

((Full background for an au, then pencil drawings of different ships/characters in that au))

Making this background was really fun and I kinda wanna explore more backgrounds. The next aus that I have in mind for this similar concept would be:

Teacher au (either both are teachers/employees, teacher/coffee (or other) shop employee, but no teacher/student)

Coffee shop (could fall under teacher au? Or the other person is just a busy worker lol you know how coffee shop aus work-)

Beach vacation (gotta have them swim suits)

And if anyone has other suggestions I’d love to hear them! And send in any ships you’d like to see in these drawings. I’d like to make this into like a series or something..so it’d be fun to add more couples to the canvas!

[binvibin]

it must be hard for sirius to carry the weight of being exactly like jake peralta, eleanor shellstrop, and shawn spencer

[thespiritssaidso]

@cupric-solution @starfish-spencer @aba-daba-dooo

[ihavenoideaa]

I didn't know the Shassie ship name came from canon😭 I love it

S04 E15

[forecast0ctopus]

dude hes checking emails

[iceeericeee]

Alright, alright, hear me out: After he closes Psych and moves to San Fran to be with Jules, Shawn starts a twitch (or youtube) channel where he reads buzzfeed unsolved stories and solves them live.

[millefioricore]

Thinking about Shawn finally spitting out that he’s not actually psychic to the Chief, only for her to respond dryly “I know,” and go back to her newspaper.