#public urination

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7]

brainless whore that needs to be hit.

[constructbreakdown]

New video for my YouTube channel, "Construct Breakdown".

In this video, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert says "public urination" four times in a row.

[inferiorurinal]

@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7 🌷

[heatherfawn-blog-blog]

A few things that happened Friday:

At 6pm: called for a last minute job that was to start at 6:45.

It went great.

11:50: driving home

Cow literally in the center of the road.

Had to stop, put on flashers and call police.

Police and Fire Department came and moved the cow, then proceeded to direct traffic - “traffic” being me and the three cars behind me.

12:40 and a mile away:

A white guy in a black hoodie with a black stroller was standing in the center of my lane (far right).

I started to move over and slow down, only to discover a black person in a black hoodie with a black stroller standing in the left lane (same direction).

(As cars accumulated & began to honk their horns, neither individual moved themselves from the road or acknowledged the reality of their precarious location.)

Again, I stopped.

Emergency lights.

911.

Police and Fire Dept arrive.

Take people away & begin directing traffic - “traffic” being me and two of the cars from the cow stop.

Arrive home at 01:20.

01:51 awake to banging on my front door.

Someone I don’t recognize through the peephole is yelling at me to “answer you 🤬phone” cause they “know you’re in there”.

So I call 911 again.

Police arrive and haul the person off my welcome mat - where they were PEEING!

02:25 - Call from police officers with an update started “Well, Miss, you’ve had quite the night. . .” He was not wrong.

02:30 - sleep

[vulawoffice]

Avoiding Public Urination Tickets Your Ultimate Guide to Escape Embarrassment

Hey there, folks! We've all been there - nature calls, and the nearest restroom is nowhere in sight. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but that doesn't mean you should end up with a pesky public urination ticket. Here's a down-to-earth guide on how to dodge the embarrassment and legal hassle.

Understanding the Situation: Why Did You Get the Ticket?

First things first, let's get to the bottom of why you got that ticket. Public urination violations usually occur when there's no proper restroom nearby, and you're left with no choice but to improvise. But hey, mistakes happen, right?

Stay Calm and Collect Information

If you find yourself facing a ticket, take a deep breath and stay calm. Panicking won't help. Instead, gather information about the situation. Was there really no restroom nearby? Were there any circumstances beyond your control?

Check Local Laws and Regulations

Ignorance is not bliss when it comes to the law. Familiarize yourself with local ordinances regarding public urination. Some places might be more lenient, especially if there are no public facilities around. Knowing your rights can be your first line of defense.

Consider Contesting the Ticket

If you believe the ticket was unjustified, contest it. Provide evidence if possible – maybe a lack of restroom signs in the area or proof that you tried to find a restroom. In some cases, the authorities might reconsider, especially if you had a legitimate reason.

Seek Legal Advice

If contesting the ticket doesn't work, it might be time to seek legal advice. Consult with a lawyer who specializes in these matters. They can guide you on the best course of action based on the specifics of your case.

Apologize and Show Remorse

If you genuinely made a mistake and there's no way around it, consider apologizing. Sometimes a sincere apology and demonstrating that you understand the wrongdoing can lead to a reduced penalty.

Learn from the Experience

Prevention is the best cure. Take this incident as a lesson to plan ahead. Familiarize yourself with the locations of public restrooms in the areas you frequent. A little preparation can save you from future awkward encounters.

Conclusion: Dodging the Ticket with Dignity

Getting caught in a public urination situation can be embarrassing, but it doesn't have to lead to a ticket. Stay calm, know your rights, and consider contesting the citation if you believe it's unjust. Seeking legal advice is always an option, but most importantly, learn from the experience and be better prepared next time. After all, we're all human, and sometimes nature's call can't wait.

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[biglisbonnews]

Lauren Boebert supports public urination criminalization despite husband's indecent exposure conviction Given the fact that her sex offender husband is criminally guilty of exposing his penis to a minor in a bowling alley, it seems curious that Rep. Lauren Boebert vehemently opposes any attempt to decriminalize public urination in Washington, DC. In the video below, Boebert can be seen hectoring Washington, D.C. — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/03/29/lauren-boebert-supports-public-urination-criminalization-despite-husbands-indecent-exposure-conviction.html

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7]

I want, deserve, need to be raped.

[pansyfemme]

also i cannot understand when stps advertise themselves as ‘urinal-safe’ like i would rather dieeeeeee than use a stp where a cis guy could look over and see. like even the most realistic plastic doesn’t look real enough that that wouldn’t be a horrifying scary experience oh my goddddddd

[doedipus]

It's unfortunate that the people who scoff at abstract art for being "soooo easy!!" are just there to be insulting and don't actually like, get motivated to try or anything. Cuz like, yeah, I'm sure a lot of the stuff that tours in museums has layers that laypeople aren't going to pick up on, but also they aren't completely wrong, making visual art that looks nice really isn't that hard, y'know? Abstract or landscapes or whatever. And a good eye for color and composition goes a long way in making up for a lack of technical skill. Even with figure drawing there's a lot of fudging of details you can get away with.

So like, go for it, be creative! It'll be fun! In the end you'll have something nice you can hang on the wall or give to a friend or whatever.