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watcherwatts · 1 year

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the silliest...<333

#watcher #ghost posts #sorry for the instagram shit around it #puppet history #shane madej #the professor #you can hear ryan in the background im pretty sure :) he says "shit dude thats (unintelligible)

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devilsadvocactus · 1 year

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Okay but when are we getting the puppet history spin-off where the devil, still angry from not getting the hosting gig, starts his own history show only all of what he covers is true crime

#gotta find a way to take back the other half of unsolved #watcher #puppet history #shit posting

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crispycreambacon · 2 months

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My friend @couchpotato1206 and I just finished our English exams, and she sent this message

My friend started off with her saying she named the characters Ryan and the Professor—using his real name Connie. I got extremely excited and asked her what she wrote.

She said she killed the Professor. Mf can't escape death even outside his show what the HYELL

So I demand for more details 'cause WHAT THE HYELL. Her prompt was apparently: Write a narrative story that included the phrase "I knew what I had to do. I just didn't like doing it."

And so she wrote a story with the following details:

Ryan and the Professor are married

The Professor is a woman now 'cause our country hates gay people smh

One day while Ryan and the Professor were in a car ride, Ryan accidentally swerved which caused a car accident and put the Professor in a coma.

The story takes place 99 days after the coma. The Professor was currently on life support.

The whole story is essentially Ryan and the Professor's mom, Dinosara—named Sara in this story—debating with each other on whether to take the Professor off life support.

Obviously Ryan didn't want to kill his. wife. And Dinosara didn't want to kill her daughter, but she thought that not pulling the plug would just prolong the Professor's suffering.

They cried. A lot.

Eventually, Ryan finally agreed with her—that's when he dropped the "I knew what I had to do. I just didn't like doing it." line—and the fic ends with Ryan taking the Professor off life support.

#SHE DOESN'T EVEN WATCH PUPPET HISTORY SHE JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY????????#If she gets a good grade in her writing she will allow me to post it on Tumblr #fingers crossed 'cause holy shit. the concept already sounds wild enough I need to see it actually executed omfg #the professor #ryan bergara #puppet history #<- TAGGING BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP THIS TO MYSELF. I NEED Y'ALL TO SEE THIS.#chris p fried what?!

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trashworldblog · 1 year

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god dam i love the watcher social media!! everything they post is a delight, and theyre always 100% on with the joke. thanks for shitting on shanes shitty shitty ship takes with us. you are always welcome in this corner of the internet!! <3

#there is no other online presence that is as on top of their shit #love you watcher social media #keep making silly little posts #we love em!!#<3 #watcher #we are watcher #watcher entertainment #puppet history #ghost files #dish granted #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim

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lecoindecachou · 9 months

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#sara lance #dc's legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow #shit post #saw this on puppet history and was immediately reminded of s2 sara fucking her way through history

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floor-archivist · 2 years

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just thought this was important. to see. again. for the millionth time.

#watcher #puppet history #a sentient pile of diamonds #random shit i post around 1am

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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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Going through my old blog posts again, and fUCK!!!!

Another fucking BroCal post that Tumblr bans have taken from me, it's just a broken link now. If anyone knows where to find the original post somewhere else, or has the images saved, please, PLEASE, LMK. God, I regret not saving everything before 2019. Tumblr has taken so much. Ugh. I just wanna live in the nostalgia!! Why did they have to remove all these old posts...

#why cant people just exist as adults on the internet any more im sick of this #i should check my old laptop if i saved any brocal on there ughh #like its like a whole chunk of history is missing from my tumblr/DIARY of things i liked #and im never gonna get that back bc of fucking purity culture removing all mature shit off this fucking site #like i cant even look at my own reblog of it to see if its something i even want on my blog #theres just this ghost of a thumbnail left in the mass post editor where ill never be able to see the context ever again #ppl are always like 'the internet is forever' lmao no its fucking not sites fuck shit up all the time #my whole life on the internet has been suffering as sites die or disappear without a trace #now its just social media and i cant even access the shit on my own blog bc the original post i shared got flagged and op probably deleted #so no chance of ever seeing it again #something something all these moments will be lost in time like tears in rain #or something poetic about the fleeting nature of humanity #NOTHING is forever #and it sucks #Cori.exe #Post.exe #brocal #vent #lil cal #puppets #idfk bro just trigger tagging #no one actually cares enough lmao

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poorly-drawn-puppet-history · 1 year

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today while working I am thinking about (spins wheel)

Mount Vesuvius and the Olympic Torch being old men. Vesuvius is more of a grandpa type and the Torch is more of a cranky old neighbor. they fight all the time about ridiculous shit. they embody the ancient Greece vs. Rome feud. ALWAYS on each other’s ass about the STUPIDEST shit that happened Three Thousand Years Ago, Guys, get over it!!!! they’re QPRs but the R stands for Rival

#mod post #puppet history #watcher entertainment #mt. Vesuvius #Olympic torch #I Will be drawing their Gijinkas soon. i prommy #st. nick’s bones is Also a grandpa but he doesn’t give a Shit about em. genuine What The Fuck Are You Two Talking About moments

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evan-is-tired · 1 year

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i want to squish the professor like a stress ball until that fuzzy bastard pops

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seaglassdinosaur · 1 year

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Y’all I watched the Puppet History finale and del Toro’s Pinocchio back to back in three days so tell me which one of us is really crying.

#if I had a nickel for every film piece I watched that was puppet-centric #and focused around the passage of time #the acceptance of death and appreciation of the joy of life - no matter how short #the importance of parent-child relationships #and a rejection of mainstream messaging around what is a resource to be exploited #(children in Pinocchio - the planet and ki’s natural beauty in PH)#I’d have two nickels but holy shit two days?#dang man that’s bonkers #my post #pinocchio 2022 #gdt pinocchio #puppet history #watcher

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heartburstings · 5 months

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something abt me is that i am so obviously neurodivergent that when ppl see i like something they think i know Everything about the thing. i do not and never will

#wynn speaks #like even tho bapo is in my brain all the time. i Don't Know Everything #idk the history. i haven't watched the documentary. idk shit abt the actors or directors. idk shit abt how it utilizes music theory.#hell i do not even know much about its historical context bc it is something i have to get better at knowing in general #likeit very obviously had an impact on the queer community back then but do i know thedetails of it all? lol. no #i love to analyze THE TEXT very very deeply and i will say i'm v familiar w it.#but there's just still so much that goes over my head because of the things i do not know #don't curse me with assuming i know Everything about a thing i'm allergic to it. don't curse me with authority over Subject #ilove to share things but i love to learn things also. there's still so much for me to learn. don't tell me i'm an expert when i'm not.#idk where this is coming from i'm so seepy. but if i had to guess #that muppet post rlly got to me. i like the muppets n my friends kno ilike the muppets but i am a casual lightly-below-the-surface fan #like yeah i like puppetry does that mean i know everything abt puppets. no don't curse me w that that's so scary #i liked that muppet post and i liked learningabt it. it would be so scary if someone thought i knew that already #if they saw that post and didn't send it to me bc they thought i already knew it #i do not know things. know this about me. or else

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watcherwatts · 1 year

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found this weird guy in my house today, he wont stop talking to me about insane historical events (aka. i made my own professor !!)

#please try not to pay attention to how shit my face is #watcher #ghost posts #puppet history #the professor #handmade professor #face reveal #ghost irl #ghosts own art #shane madej #watcher fanart #kinda?#more pictures soon btw :3

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fermented-hands · 1 year

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HOLY SHIT IJUST HAD A HUGE BRAINWAVE....

the benry and gordon dynamic in hlvrai and the professor and ryan dynamic in puppet history are like the same thing in different fonts......

also both benry and the professor are blue!! and like being little mischievous shitheads!!!

#hlvrai #puppet history #hlvrai gordon #the professor #if you could not tell by this post already im like high as shit lmao

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freakingpeepseverywhere · 2 years

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Anyways show me your emotional support professor clone/replica

#watcher #we are watcher #puppet history #the professor #rapidly posting shit at the speed of light outta boredom #first and only time im doing this #reblog-only #but i guess you can reply to this #if that counts

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journal-number-3 · 1 year

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I posted 18,062 times in 2022

753 posts created (4%)

17,309 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@sajdd

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I tagged 1,379 of my posts in 2022

#dream smp - 130 posts

#tommyinnit - 121 posts

#dreamsmp - 108 posts

#stranger things 4 - 62 posts

#stranger things - 35 posts

#wilbur soot - 33 posts

#unreality - 31 posts

#long post - 30 posts

#mcc - 29 posts

#badboyhalo - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#a popular trope in tmnt fics on ffn was the turtles being kidnapped and tortured and that was my first real exposure to something like that

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

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#4

"this whole experience can be super lonely- but because of my friends, it never, ever was. And I wouldn't have wanted to spend it with anyone else"

2,574 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#3

I loved that video because it wasn't just a tribute to the server but to the people who made it and the people who enjoyed it- a tribute to the people who cared about it.

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

Wilbur running to pick up Tommy from the library after he reveals his location live to 80k people

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #holy shit i didnt realize how well that abandoned my boy post did #i almost forgot when tommy was locked outside his apartment and had to stream via library with ranboo #also to my non puppet history followers ignore the cloud post its not important

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yum-grass · 9 months

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Thinking of starting to release my arg

would any of you like that?

Because I’ve been planning it for a little over a year

And I have a lot in line for the future and a lot of game and arg ideas I want to put out because i have put my heart and soul in to my work over the last few years

And I have been slowly getting out of my autistic burn out so I think a routine of work I enjoy my be good for me

So if anyone out there would want my silly little puppet arg please let me know💛

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