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#put a mf in their PLACE
sorikkung · 2 years
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you ever have like three major inconveniences all in a row and then have google maps draw a dick on your way home alone at night just to spite you because it knows you're lost anyways and
#i made it home safe somehow eventually but fuck man#so much for being able to write tonight 🙄🙄🙄🙄#literally spent all day at work like cant wait to get home and write!#fuck my life it is two hours past my bedtime imma be a zombie tomorrow#at least i wasnt jumped going thru some sketchy ass places on tbe way back!#tho i kinda wish i was so id have an excuse to not go to work tomorrow and could prolly call the piggies for a drive home#after fighting off my attacker w my umbrella#thatd be kinda badass#i know i shouldnt but ive always wanted to get in a fight#just to see how id do yk#not for like masochistic reasons but more like sadistic reasons#i want an excuse to absolutely rock someones shit and have them deserve it#put a mf in their PLACE#i know this may seem shocking if youve read wgoin 2 but my disclaimer is that its absolutely for masochistic reasons if its seo changbin#have you Seen those arms????#im far from the initial frustration and anger at forgetting to press start on my laundry then having my kfc order disappear for 35min#and missing the bus home and calling an uber and having the uber delayed and starting to walk and then getting lost#i have now reached hysteria where everything is actually quite comedic#and i do not want to sleep bc the effects of staying up this late on a work night Will bite me in the ass as soon as my alarm goes off#delaying the inevitable you know how it be#cant believe i waited like 40min for my kfc only to eat barely half of it#how deep in the trenches am i if i put it in the fridge to microwave tomorrow#yeah thats objectively like. disgusting#im gonna do it#mischiefing time
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chrollohearttags · 6 months
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me looking at y’all send every black aot writer on this platform the same recycled ask in a different font but then saying you’re tired of the same plots from us + that we all perpetuate toxicity with blk women when we actually answer 🌚
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nocofamilyau · 11 months
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total drama moment (4/8)
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exxirlhisx · 3 months
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Adam being absolutely stripped off (literally and figuratively) his dignity and clothes by Lucifers hand >>>
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showinalittlelife · 6 months
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smacking every mf that says they feel bad for mahito let bitch boy cry idgaf
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i-love-ropes · 2 months
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ROPE OF THE WEEK (1):
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T W EVANS CORDAGE - STAR MANILA ROPE
FROM HOME TERMINA-L
(Real world equivalent to Home Depot)
WITH OVER 110 REVIEWS AND RATED AT 4.5 STARS
THIS ROPE IS BOTH BRAIDED AND TWISTED
THATS SO AMAZING!!!
THE MATERIAL OF THE ROPE IS MADE OF BOTH MANILA AND POLYPROPYLENE
I LOVE THAT IT’S MADE OF TWO MATERIALS THAT MAKES IT COOLER!!!
THE THICKNESS OF THE ROPE RANGE FROM 1/4 IN. TO 3/4 IN AND CAN BE AS LONG AS 100 FT!!!
THAT MEANS MORE ROPE TO HOLD!
BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD BY KING DEDEDE THAT I SHOULDN'T HOLD MANILA ROPES ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY’RE SCRATCHY
I’M STILL GOING TO HOLD MANILA ROPES BECAUSE THAT FACT IS FALSE! MOST MANILA ROPES ARE ABRASIVE RESISTANT
SO THAT MEANS KING DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN BUYING SCRATCHY ROPES FALSELY ADVERTISED AS MANILA ROPES
IF I HAD TO GUESS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT, HE HAS BEEN BUYING STRAW ROPES
ISNT’T THIS ROPE JUST BEAUTIFUL?
WELL THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS MADE FOR DECORATIVE AND LANDSCAPING PURPOSES!!!
I USE IT AS A WRAP FOR MY OUTDOOR FURNITURE AND FOR HANGING ROPES ON MY WALL BECAUSE I LOVE HOW THIS ROPE LOOKS!
I ALSO USE IT TO MAKE MY FENCES LOOK NICE
THE FENCES I USE TO KEEP OUT ANY ROBBERS WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH ME BY STEALING MY ROPES (DAROACH)
(+Some random waddle dees, Daroach only stole his rope one time btw, never again)
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE STEAL MY ROPE!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD!!!
THIS ROPE IS ALSO VERY STURDY! HOLDING UP TO 300+ POUNDS!
THAT MEAN I CAN USE THIS ROPE TO HOLD 300+ POUNDS OF MORE ROPES
I RATE THIS ROPE A
10/10
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5231045 · 1 year
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attempting to map out 221b
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heartsburst · 3 months
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WHY MUST I ALWAYS GET INTO THE SADDEST FUCKING SHIPS WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF
#frankie yells#like fucking. sure any ship can be made sad if you try harder enough but also. fucking. why must it always be tragic little gays#im not complaining but also i keep fucking doing this to myself man why do i keep making myself sad over fictional gays 😭😭#like do i just only interact with the shit that makes me sad??? do i only really get engaged with sad fics etc. for them????#is this a me problem????#like. um. griddlehark. destiel. hannigram (sort of). ash/eiji. satosugu. aziracrow. zukka (in certain directions). shory. aaronneil.#most of my ao3 bookmarks are me sobbing my eyes out...#OH WAIT ALSO FUCKING. REDDIE 😭😭😭😭😭 I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOME BUT OMG REDDIEEEE#me like what if none of the mfs had a happy ending together? what then?#like babygirl are you okay??? why do you always want to be so sad??#oh god also fucking [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]... both of which i had to stop reading fics for bc i was making myself too sad#like genuinely there is a certain very long fic that i had to put down bc i was making myself depressed#OHMYGOD I FORGOT WANGXIAN AND BINGQIU.... honestly mdzs and svsss in general... kicking my feet 1 moment and sobbing the next#there are sooo many ships in both of those that make me so very sad... too many to remember or list atm tbh#i should go to bed 💀 lmao#it's too late for this nonsense ans i shouldn't have been watching destiel and hannigram compilations in the first place... of course im#just making myself sad...
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enjomo-arch · 10 months
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y'all be honest is it too much if I develop an entirely new island in op world based off western / 1900s years / maybe some visual inspo from RDR which was originally ace's home island before he got moved to goa kingdom and also an island ace settles in during post timeskip to stay low
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loving-delusions · 2 months
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i love my job (not actually)
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nylwnder · 6 months
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im sorry if skinner was trying to chirp me id start laughing in his face like idgaf. sit down.
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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IM LITERALLY HAVING THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE WATCHING THIS 💀💀💀💀
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the-halfling-prince · 8 months
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Had this vision in my head, had to draw it. Idk what the context is but here's another teen Zephyr drawing but this time one of my ocs is there too
#I imagine this would be like if the 'we have to dress formal to sneak into this fancy event for a mission' trope was fantasy viking-ified#(yes I know rtte sorta already did that in last auction hero leave me alone)#my posts#my art#Zephyr doesn't know how to sit it dresses. Gay MF doesn't know how to sit outside of dresses. Girl can't sit.#RJ (the OC) is the definition of 'cleans up well'#I did mess up on RJ's hair I put her bangs in the wrong side but y'all wouldn't know that so idk why I'm saying it#Zephyr doesn't clean up well she doesn't even know what that means. She dragged that skirt through the mud.#Putting zeph in all green felt like a betrayal to my color system I accidentally put in place for the main five.#Zephyr's red. Nuffink is blue. Spike is green Eric is orange and RJ is purple. (Madder is yellow but she's sorta a later addition#to the team. Also Hatchet and Spade are neutrals)#Hmm out of all of these characters I've only drawn Hatchet and Spade's dragon. That hideous zippleback I drew a while ago you know#Anyway I'm done rambling#Have a nice night#dragon riders second generation#<btw that's the tag I'm using for all of my teen zephyr and her friends stuff so if it's annoying then there's the tag to block#And if you want more. Well. There's the tag to search on my blog. I've put everything there.#Ugh I hate how embarrassed I get everytime I talk about these guys. 'oh it's so cringe-' bitch shut up#I'll look at other people's httyd OCs and go 'oooh cool I love that' but then the second I go to post mine I'm like 'ugh cringe-'#Cringe culture is dead post the damn drawing write the damn fic.#Honestly at this point I treat Zephyr like an OC. Dreamworks lost their rights to her she's mine now /hj#Like I used the personality Dreamworks gave her as like a baseline and then made her (and Nuffink) better#And I gave them friends.
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yellowparenti · 2 months
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yall need to look up the political pretext to hitler's takeover before you start screaming "vote" at a motherfucker.
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devilfruitdyke · 4 months
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me and some people from ap bio were judging elementary school science fairs and it fucks me up how many 16 year olds are willing to believe 11 year olds couldnt Possibly know about e. coli or how many ohms are in a resistor. like ohh ok so the reason i believed i was a freak throughout my entire childhood wasnt because i was insecure its because people actually thought that. good to know
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cupids-patheon · 2 years
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Another thought
Yknow I keep forgetting just like, how much fuhua is intertwined with other characters stories.
she helped himeko get the vermillion knight battlesuit(i think the feather she gave her also kept himeko partially alive but I could be wrong), she stopped kiana from kay why essing herself in arc city, then proceeded to assist kiana with controlling sirin + void powers, went into bronyas dreamland to help her recover from her brain injury, assisted bronya with grey serpent, helped bronya get into the SoQ(btw where did she even come from???).
while its not exactly canon, I remember getting a dorm interaction with theresa where she implies fuhua has helped her with her paperwork. Idk thought it was fun to share.
there could be more occasions where shes helped other characters, but thats all I could note for now. she is a pillar of stability tho
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