#put it on my headstone

[werentloyaltome]

Crosshair and Hunter in The Bad Batch 3.06 & 3.07

[ssspringroll]

men should be whores. and you can quote me on that.

[roridomyces]

I gave my friends a presentation on ORV, and today one of them referred to our friend group as our nebula

I love them so much

[isdalinarhot]

None of the loved ones I know irl are sentimental in any way so it kinda sucks because I’ll think about “ooooh what if Dalinar got super injured and had to get medical attention but sadeas stuck by and was the first human Dalinar sees when he comes to >:)” and then I’ll think “nah Sadeas would never give a shit that much tbh” and then I’ll think “just like my parents pretty much every time I’ve almost died” and then I’ll think “:(“

[lightyaoigami]

everypony, i have achieved the following today:

ate (drank? it was a smoothie) breakfast for the first time in [redacted]

vacuumed & mopped

cleaned my fridge

cleaned my bathroom

washed all my breakfast dishes and miscellaneous cups

please clap or ill drink the mop water

[zorosdimples]

if a man doesn’t enjoy eating pussy he’s not worth my fucking time

[newlacesleeves]

i'm already fairly alt as it is, and i live in/grew up in new england where it's all salem witch trials and old cemetaries with 300+ year old bodies buried so believe me when i tell you i am fucking STOKED for halloween time give me scary movies and creepy lore and burning candles and skulls and bats and shadowy figures and the smell of cinnamon and cold rain and fog and falling leaves and all of it i'm ready to PARTY

[moki-dokie]

Time and time again when I show my palettes to a group of people(who are usually artists) I'm always met with "YOU'RE THAT MOKI???" So i guess my legacy is just color palettes now.

[whatsabriard]

lil gift for @marymcmagic-hair because she brought this idea back to the forefront of my brain bean.

three beats per measure: AO3 | ff.net

[nolassolace]

Just a reminder that..

-

I'll fucking catch a ✨pipe bomb✨ in my mouth

if it means I don't have to fuckin see your face again, happily.

Once it explodes 💥

Once it blows my face wide open like a god damn chest burster 💀

I'll still be

happier 😀

&

cuter 🌸

than you, you DUMB fuck. 💅

[arsenicflame]

they wont put my name on my headstone

[st-danger]

oh man I don’t think it gave me a piss kink but yours and miasmas new fic (and most of your dew fics tbh) did make me realize that I may have a thing for humiliation?? the way you write shameful dew is so mmmmmmm

Sometimes the piss isn't about the piss.

Sometimes it's the embarrassment we find along the way!!

[rorey-coss]

bro in case i die DIJDJCJSJSIIDJSICIJVDICUJFJRH😭😭😭

[ghoulangerlee]

It's August 6th here which means its my mom's birthday and I'm filled with the incredible loneliness that pulls at you when it's a day that surrounds a loved one you've lost.

She'd be 69 this year and I remember when I was younger, always wondering if I'd have my mom in my adult life because she was already in her 40s by the time I was a young child and on into my teens; (and she'd say yes silly, I don't plan on going anywhere) and the idea of death scared me so much at that age.

And then I lost her when I was 19, just barely an adult. And now here I am, almost 12 years later, holding tight to her memory and wishing that I could have introduced her to my husband and our kid. That she could see that she'd have a little grandson to dote upon.

Sometimes, life is not incredibly fair, and it's taken me time and therapy to understand that she was ready to go. Nothing could have been done to prolong that, but it hurts all the same.

I think honestly, the final closure that I need is to get her headstone paid off fully and to have it placed, so her and Dad have matching stones, right beside each other. I think, above all, that would finally put an end to the constant worry of whether or not I'm disappointing her or if she even still loves me because it's taken this long to get the process of the headstone going.

But, either way, Happy Birthday Mom. I love you.

[crybaby-writings]

the song misa misa by corpse fucks so hard

like, look like misa misa, but she bite like dimitresc'// my bitch's bitch gon' bring her bitch, that shit a triple threat ??

literal perfection.

[riotshotguns]

feel like ass what else is new