#pyrosoldier

[presidentbungus]

Ok so I hc that Pyro is aroace (bc they’re literally me) and Soldier is their qpp- and neither of them hold back with showing each other affection. CONSTANT hugs, Solly’ll randomly pick up Pyro and spin them around and they’ll just laugh happily and when Solly sets them down they’ll bonk their forehead against his shoulder (that’s one of the ways they show affection), etc. And when Zhanna met Pyro at first she was neutral and then Py gave her the BIGGEST HUG and she was like “oh ok :) ur cool”

OHHHHH this is cute. ohhh man this is cute this is cuuuuuute I am crying I am shaking I am vomiting heart emojis out of every orifice is it normal to be vomiting heart emojis from every orifice google help??. thank you I am in love with this. besties? besties fr ?? I think Pyro & Soldier is a super underrated pair in general and even I’m guilty of having overlooked them and for that I’m sorry but I think this is like the Optimal relationship. this is where it peaks. it’s all downhill from here. the raw power radiating from these three could kill god. every time they see each other they do a massive group hug and soldier and zhanna kiss (while Pyro claps for them) and then they go off to murder the president or something like that

[ashersbunker]

They're in a poly relationship, they told me

[freehounisreal]

hey whats up 2 other offense team shippers?? how we feeling??!?!?!! yeahh idk i dont really like this but i feel im gonna find the most other fans of this ship on here so !!

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

A rose in the battlefield

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50273089

by Dumbass_that_writes

the BLU soldier falls in love with a RED pyro.

Words: 513, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), BLU Team (Team Fortress 2), RED Team (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Pyro/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Rare Pairings, Fluff, Angst, War, Battle, Blood and Gore, Blood and Injury, Falling In Love, Crushes, Confusion, Fire, Eventual Fluff, Medical Inaccuracies, Cutesy, Nonbinary Character, They/them Pyro!!, Love, Idiots in Love, Forbidden Love, Y'all soldier is gonna fraternize with the enemy guys, Medic and engineer being father figures to Pyro, Light Angst, First chapter is very angsty but I swear it gets fluffy, Please Don't Hate Me, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Bad At Tagging, Some possible sniper x demo in this, My First AO3 Post, My First Work in This Fandom, Literal Sleeping Together, Weird Plot Shit, Scout being Scout, Self-Indulgent, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Scars, Tags May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50273089

[busterpointisdead]

[lovesickgoose]

Their ship name is fireworks or something

[averageludwig]

OMG i saw u say to rq rarepairs so ..... could you draw soldier/pyro :3 i think theyre very silly and they love to bonk heads and destroy shit all the time and play with their raccoons. love wins

YOU ARE SO RIGHTTT??? THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER UR SO REAL. also i love raccons i am number one raccoon fan so this was delightful to draw :3

[just-mebs]

Day 3: Party | Music | Games

This took me SO long to make and render, but god was it worth it. I was almost afraid that this wasn't going to render how I wanted it to but I think it still came out as well as I had hoped it would! A little game day, Mann vs Machine style!

[randomfandompolls]

I recently found a new ship name for pyro sniper (I personally don’t really care about it) but I thought the name was funny

[honeyconez]

Cone cave

there’s cones and pans and honey everywhere… I wonder why…

updated march 14nd

I go by Conez or Ed

I’m trans and genderfluid maybe???? Idk and pansexual 🍳🍳🍳 and CONESEXUAL I’m joking it’s JOKES😍😍😍 but like platonic wirh the homie don’t worry twin!!!!

He/They and she on thursdays and Saturdays

Becoming a middle aged adult with a midlife crisis speedrun

My favorit songs are Suburbia Overture by Will Wood, Dr Sunshine is dead by Will Wood AGAIN, The first step BY WILL WOOD ONCE MORE, front street by YOU GUESSED IT WILL WOOD, Laplaces angel by WILL WOOD, the safety dance extended version (I like the beeps) by… will- men without hats?? Against the kitchen floor by will wood,,, murine corps from the cuphead ost, Rhode Island by the front bottoms, all hail the fishermen from Lisa th painful, and marketland by lemon demon

I moved the rest of my favorites to under the cut because it’s massive as hell LOWWW TAPER FADE

I’m learning French (ew spy reference)

I LOOOVEVEE tf2 i will mostly be posting tf2 related stuff and soldier is my FAVORITE and SOLJAH IS MY FAVORITE FREAK I LOVE FREAK FORTRESS AND I LOVE SOLDINE AND ORANGEMAN AND AND PANINI

aND I LIKE SONUC THE HEDGHONK I LIKE METAL SONJC A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND REWRITE THST GYY IS GOOFY

My favorite ships are helmet party, zhannasoldier, boots n bombs, fruit scones, pyrosoldier, freedom fries, huttah huttah, magic missiles MY FAVORITE CRACKSHIP FUNNY FUNNY, flashfire holy fuck ones that aren’t with soldier, napoleon complex, science party, and speeding bullet

yes I am a huge multi shipper and I have intricate little headcanons about all the soldier ships I mentioned above and each combination of the teams

And I have a shitload of soldier ocs. One of them is named honeycock. This is only because my friend insisted that I name him honeycock.

Some specific tf2 series or videos I LVOE SO MUCH are lil pootis, Emesis blue, bizzare bucket, unusual troubles, hoovydundy, THE ALL MY FELLAS SFM REEEEE, Team Neighborhood, badwater videos, literally any yup kup video and I’m pretty sure there’s more but I have 3 braincel theyr all dedicated to rocket jumping

Some of my smaller interests are Dogman, the SCP Foundation, HLVRAI, OFF, Endoparasitic, rocket launchers, digging holes, grilled cheese, rocket jumping holy FUCK I love rocket jumping, and market gardening

I’m pretty socially goofy so if I don’t respond to a comment or I respond in a weird way it’s because I don’t know how to RESPOND because I DUNNO 😭😭😭

I don’t mean to be an asshole but sometimes I feel like can come off as one but I don’t mean to be offensive I’m sowwy 👉👈 I’m never fucking doing that again

and sometimes I stay up really late and I am completely out of it after a certain time so PLEASE IM BEGGING PLEASE EXCUSE ANY WEIRD POSTS OR COMMENTS IM PROBABLY EEPY

Wwatt blinkies and boxes credit: @/fallcicada @/songuserbox

soldier stamps credit : @/irldenji

✨ My Tags ✨💅💅💃💃💃😹😿😿

Conezdumbideas - shitposts and doodles

Conezmakeart - art tag

Conezyappityyap - me rambling

Conepookies - me irl frens

Conezdoesthegmog - gmod sillies

Conezgoofyasscreations - my gooby ocs

🧦 Tags to find my shitty comics idk ✨

Conezsillyvoidcomic - void comic (yeah idk about this one probably won’t happen)

(there was a tag here but I forgot what the idea was gonna be so I put this here to forever be reminded that I probably had a great idea)

Old tags below cut and dni list yadda yadda

I dont tag reblogs usually so you can probably find all my shitty art by doing a tag

🥖🥖🥖 Old Tags 💔🥖🥖

conezeatspencils - pencil drawings

wholetconezcook - drawings

and also about the comics!!

void comic thing - I might start this one again but I probably won’t I don’t really like it it feels kind of unoriginal I dunno how to explain but PLEASE send me an ask if you were actually interested in it

the one I forgot about - ok I had a good idea and I forgot. ok.

all that we lost - this is a big one!! I’m trying to turn the fic “All that we lost” by mx_boxlocks on ao3 into a comic. It’s 32,000 words but I would like to have fun and not completely copy it and just take parts of the main plot. The fic itself is also unfinished as of writing this and I always wanted to write an end for it!!

yes it is happening.

Other general stuff I find neat

•Computer viruses(stuxnet……)

•World Wars 1 & 2 ASK ME ABOUT OPERATION MARKET GARDEN 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

•Patterns in math…. My beloved….

•Paradoxes

•Spaceeeeeeeee

•Geology

•Math in general I guess

•Coding

•Rules of robotics

•History

•War strategies

•The Art of War by Sun Tzu for exactly why you think

Games me like or play

• Undertale/Deltarune

• Minecraft

• Celeste

• Rayman

• Subnautica

• Cat Quest I & II

• Stardew Valley

• Cuphead

• Cult Of the Lamb

Movies

• Emesis Blue

• Deadpool 1, 2, and 3

• Howl’s Moving Castle

• Magnificent Nine

• Steven Universe the Movie

• Mitchels vs the Machines

(Will add more I remember)

Cartoons / Shows / Series idk

• Lil Pootis

• Adventure Time

• Fionna & Cake

• Adventure Time Distant Lands

• Steven Universe

• Minecraft Storymode (I watched the Netflix thingy before it was removed)

• Captain Underpants

• Team Neighborhood

• Over the Garden Wall (one of my favs)

Books / Comics

• Curse Of the Werepenguin

• Dogman (huge inspiration)

• Breaking Cat News (huger inspiration)

• Bunnicula

• The Outsiders (could yap forever)

• Midsummer’s Nights Dream

• Adventure Time Comics

Youtube series or Youtubers I like

PLEASE TELL ME IF ANYONE HERES A BAD PERSON

also it’s all tf2

• Honorcrocketts

• Rubberfruit

• Kostamonien

• STBlackST / Unusual Troubles

• Kitty0706

• Requiem For A Pizza

• Badwatervideos2009

• HoovyTube

• Team Neighborhood

• Kugawattan

• TheInvertedShadow

• DamashiDX

• KIEGKILLSREALITY THIS DUDE IS AMAZING HOLY SHART IVE WATCHED EVERY VIDEO THRICE

• Yup Kup I am rationing yup kup videos otherwise I’ll watch all of them in 2 days

Musics

• Will Wood

• Will Wood and the Tapeworms

• Penelope Scott

• Weird Al Yankovic!!!!

• ARTHUR

• Radiohead

(I do not have a lot of favorites)

SONGSSSS HEHE

femininomenon by Chappell Roan

HAND ME MY SHOVEL I’M GOING IN BY WILL WOOD

skeleton appreciation day in vestal ny by Will wood yes I am a will wood could you tell

basket case by Green Day

succexy by metric

raw sugar by metric

20190724 by Mac DeMarco

ATTACKING VERTICLE BY FEMTANYL

wierd shit from the Lisa the painful ost

mouth wide open from LTP ost again

summer love from ltp AGAINNN itd a good sound track ok

face eater, blowout, the twist, and all that glitters all by noisemaker

back to Olathe from ltp, homeland hussle ALSO FROM LTP JEEEEZ

wet by dazey and the scouts

metal crusher, rude buster, and it’s showtime! from that one game

icicles by the scary jokes

BLACKBOXWARRIOR OKULTRA BY WILL WOOD OUUEGHH I LOVE THIS SONG BUT I LISTENED TO IT TOO MUCH ouughhhh I can almost understand it… it’s barely beyond my comprehension

Sad by lemon demon

Machiavellian Bach from the portal ost

William Penn by ARTHUR

Sweet memory by ARTHUR

Ivy League by ARTHUR

Woof Woof by ARTHUR

Change the formality by infected mushroom OOOOUGHHH

Pizza Heroes by lemon demon

que sera sera from the one rolly game

Oxford comma by vampire weekend

Into the unknown from over the garden wall

INVISIBLE BY DURAN DURAN snake snake snake snake snake 🐍 hmmm this snake is AWFULLY… gets shot and killed

specifically the first part with the guitar in Molly by mindless self indulgence

DNI

Homophobes, transphobes, nazis, racists, pedos, pervs, proshit, zionists, zoophiles, completely NSFW blogs, TERFs and SWERFs yknow like basic peoples who be shitty I know theres gonna be some fuckwads who interact anyway and just know I check followers

Also some very specific stuff

-People who ship emesis blue solly and spy idk about you… you’re welcome I guess but I’ll sideye you (I could on a whole rant about how shitty he is he’s so mean to solly 😭😭) -People who genuinely like lunchly gtfo you’re witerawy an npc… lunchables are so much better -That girl from 2nd grade who told me to smell her ass bc it smelled liked bubblegum and also told me that adventure time made me stupider fuck you -People who are like really aggressively vegetarian or vegan??? Like they force it onto other people -Ppl who don’t like Bluey? I didn’t even know Bluey haters existed -IF YOU LIKE JIMMY FROM THE WAHSING OF MOUTH GAME -People who like brussel sprouts wtf? No one likes them -People who say Minecraft was ruined and the old versions were better GET OUT GET OUT I’LL POLITELY HOLD THE EXIT DOOR OPEN FOR YOU JUST PLAY THE OLDER VERSIONS THEN FUCKWAD -People who aggressively shit on people for liking dark humor (or aggressively shit on people at all. Unless you’re both into that then idk what to say good for you) -People who aren’t comfortable with objectum, nothing against you but there will be the occasional jokes about objectum so just block me for your comfort if you don’t like that I don’t talk about it a lot tho -People who still use Dr bright or support him. What the fuck? -People who don’t find the schlatt joke funny where they put schl at the schleginning of schlords it’s the funniest thing you schlarty schlooper -Lack toes and told her aunt

(Yes most of these are a joke)

self ish is my favroite album coudl you tel 😻 it’s actually everything is a lot but the self ish album cover is so skibdi amongus toulet

IT HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH SOLDIER THANKS TO @/axiilotl

[racmune]

DRAW PYRO COVERING ANY OF THE MERCS IN STICKERS.

please

taking this as an oppurtunity to spread pyrosoldier propoganda (via a shitty doodle but whatevsssssss)

[ashersbunker]

Some SoldierPyro I did in a magma but in reality these are my partner's Pyro loadout and my Soldier loadout being gay

We have no idea about the names just yet but we are turning this into ocs lol

I hate those damn cosmetics but anyway, funny

[presidentbungus]

Pyro x Solly 👀👀 curious to hear your ideas

there's some sense of something from the beginning, I think. when pyro meets soldier, soldier's loud and obnoxious and has already blown a few holes in various walls (and the fun kind of explosion too, like a whole bunch of fire happening all at once), and there's also the subconscious relatability of his helmet, and the way they don't see his eyes once now or even until a few months into their employment. when soldier meets pyro they have a strong handshake and a good sense of enthusiasm, both of which you don't seem to get much of around here. he doesn't dwell on it (he doesn't dwell on much)--but good first impressions are few and far between on this team, and when they start running together in battle and in common rooms neither of them even notice they're doing it. it's just natural. stick to each other like glue.

soldier's stupid--if pyro puts their head really close to his, they swear they can hear something like the sound of glass breaking rattling around behind his eyes--but, like, it's not the lame kind of stupid, like scout's various insecurities. on some level they don't believe a word soldier says but they aren't going to be a spoilsport about it, and if soldier thinks that ransacking a toy store is the only surefire way to stop the communists they aren't going to argue. the main degree of separation between them is that soldier probably genuinely believes that what he's doing is the thing to do, or at least is stretching some long-held truths in his head to the breaking point, while pyro just likes to have fun. and there's some unique brand of fun soldier's got down to a T; constant, breathless enthusiasm, plotting but never thinking, just beating the shit out of the world one communist plot at a time.

maybe, eventually, it occurs to pyro that the only thing that makes the world more colorful than fire is soldier. and, to be honest, they're not really sure what this means, in terms of anything; when they ask scout about it he goes wait weren't you guys already going out or something, and while it's true that they share things and cuddle and bump heads and go everywhere together like couples do they argue that it's not really that--not romance, not quite. and scout asks, what are you missing. and they're not missing anything, really. it's just different.

maybe the more prudent realization is that the previous realization doesn't really change anything. because they're already something. engie describes it as "partners in crime", and pyro agrees, and soldier says he only commits crimes in the pursuit of justice. it might not quite be romance--neither of them are really into that stuff--but it's still love, and it goes deep.

some other bits that didn't quite fit into this format:

i think there's some kinda something going on with the fact that they both hide their faces--maybe for entirely different reasons, but there's still some security there. if pyro loses a glove or god forbid the mask soldier's probably gonna break their nose trying to tackle them and hide their face, and if soldier loses his helmet pyro will absolutely return the favor.

they have a hard time understanding each other. pyro's voice is difficult to make out under the mask, obviously, and on his bad day's soldier's incomprehensible to just about everyone. pyro teaches him a bit of sign language and he cottons on pretty fast, but it's still a relatively slow process.

in the meantime they accidentally manage to develop their own pseudo-language out of inside jokes, muttered words and gestures, and if you combine this with them getting better at all the other avenues of communication they eventually get good enough at it that, to an outsider's perspective, they're basically telepathically connected. which they might as well be; they basically never leave each other's sides, so distance is never a problem for communication. watching them communicate isn't like much else because it's completely incomprehensible.

pyro likes explosions but always thought they were a bit of a waste because watching fire is something they like to savor, and blowing shit up tends to go really fast--but pretty quickly they find out that becomes a bit of a moot point when the explosions never ever stop, and around soldier they really don't.

soldier likes to give them piggyback rides and rocket jump around; they like to watch the bursts of color under their feet, and rocket-jumping feels a bit like if the thermal thruster actually worked like they were hoping it would when they ordered one. said piggyback rides almost always end in broken bones but that's what medic's for, even if he strongly believes something to the contrary.

pyro introduces soldier to the concept of blanket forts. every blanket in the base disappears over a twenty-minute period. the sprawling mess of cloth in the rec room becomes Fort America, and the casualties caused by scout accidentally knocking over a load-bearing broomstick in front of the TV are enormous

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Baby Theft and a 8pm Bedtime

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/56101678

by hanktalkin (Botos)

New notification in Team Fortress corporate and campus discussions

Words: 1090, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Team Fortress 2 Ensemble

Relationships: Pyro/Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: chatfic, Kidnapping

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/56101678

[busterpointisdead]

Poly soldier/demo/pyro, give me boots n bombs n burns pretty please hear me out

Solly is feeding Pyro french fries under the table while Demo is looking for Pyro to bring them to the table for dinner

Then they go watch shitty horror movies together and cuddle do you see my vision

[nasty-hellbread]

28dec2020

once i was taking requests for rare tf2 ships on twi, and somebody asked to draw pyrosoldier (aka 4th of july lol) tbh i do find it... lowkey cute....... hm