#pyrrharem

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Elden Ring AU where Tarnished Pyrrha has a harem of Maidens (and one gentleman) that she meets on her journey in the Land Betweens

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Gods and Godesses AU

*A fatigued Pyrrha is on the battle field, bleeding out and wheezing as she kneels out from exhaustion while a man with an axe is approaching her*

Bandit, raising his axe: So this is what the famous Knight Nikos is capable of? I must say, Im disappointed.

Pyrrha, internally: Damn it, is this how going to die? Being out sword by a group of bandits? I can't even see straight right now. My body is so weak, I can't move an inch. I can't believe I'm going to die here.

Bandit: *Starts to bring his axe down on Pyrrha*

Pyrrha: *Raises her sword and closes her eyes in anticipation, praying to God that she will be able to block this*

*5 seconds passes*

Pyrrha, slowly opening her eyes:......huh? What the?

Bandit: *Not moving a muscle*

Pyrrha: What the? What the heck is going on—

*Pyrrha looks around to notice that the entire bandit army wasnt moving a muscle, as if they were frozen*

Pyrrha, baffled: What the heck is goi—

*Suddenly a bright light appears before her, causing her to shield her eyes*

???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to die today!

Pyrrha, opening her eyes: Whose there—.........o-oh my God.

*Standing before Pyrrha is a tall blonde man with blue eyes and blue armor, holding a battle flag in hand*

Pyrrha, stuttering: Y-youre....you're....oh my gods, you're the god of rejuvenation!

Jaune, smiling: That is correct. I've been watching you for a while, my brave Knight.

Pyrrha, still weak: You have?

Jaune, nodding: I have. But before we get into that, allow me to do something real quick.

*Jaune waves his hand at Pyrrha, causing her wounds to heal*

Pyrrha, gasping: Oh my gods. They're gone. I'm healed! You really are the god of rejuvenation!

Jaune: Yes I am. But this is nothing special. Any god can do that to a human, but they can't do anything close to what I can do. You haven't even seen my full potential yet. Now, I have a question to ask yo—

*Suddenly another bright light appears, causing Pyrrha to shield her eyes once more before seeing a short woman dressed in red with silver eyes appear before her*

Pyrrha, in shock: Oh my god.

???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to die to— wait a minute! What are you doing here!?

Pyrrha:......what?

Jaune, annoyed at the short woman: What am I doing here!? What are YOU doing here!? Go away Ruby! This is my champion!

Pyrrha, choking: Ruby!? As in the goddess of speed Ruby! That Ruby!?

Ruby, smiling: Yes, that is me. And with my help you will be abl—

Jaune: NO! Stop it right now! I was here first, now butt out!

Pyrrha:....w-what's going on?

Ruby, cutely stomping her foot: No! That's not fair! You knew I had my eyes on Pyrrha for a while! She's going to be my champion, not yours!

Pyrrha, choking: Champion!? You two want me to be your—

Jaune: No she's not, Ruby!

Ruby: Is too!

Pyrrha, awkwardly: G-guys, can yo-

Jaune: IS NOT!

Ruby, sticking out her tongue: IS TOO!

Jaune: OH REAL MATURE! HOW OLD ARE YOU!?

Ruby: 2168!

Jaune: REALLY?! CAUSE YOU LOOK 10!

Ruby, blushing: S-SHUT UP! NO I DONT! I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I LOOK LIKE A BEAUTIFUL 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN!

Jaune: Your height says 10.

Ruby, puffing out her cheeks: WHY OUGHTA! *Starts trying to hit Jaune, just for him to keep her at bay with his hand*

Pyrrha:....what......what is going on? Am I slowly dying and having a weird dream from my blood loss?

Jaune, chuckling: You can’t get to me because you’re so short! Ha!

Ruby, trying to. Real through: SHUT UP YOU BIG JER—

*Suddenly ANOTHER white light appears, this time a bulk blonde woman with purple eyes and revealing clothing to show off her muscles appears*

Jaune, groaning: OH WHAT NOW!?

???: Knight Nikos! It is not—

Ruby: OH NOT YOU TOO! GO AWAY YANG!

Yang: Wait, Ruby!? Is that you!?

Ruby: Yes, it is! And you are too late to make Pyrrha your champion, because she's mine!

Jaune: No she's not! She's my champion!

Pyrrha, wide eyed:......h-hold up, i-is this the goddess of strength!?

Yang, winking: It sure is. And I have had my eyes on you for a while now.

Pyrrha: Oh my gods. Is this a fever dream!? Is this really happening?! Am I really in the presence of two goddesses and a god?

Yang: You sure are, sweetheart. And let me tell you something. Your fighting skills are awesome. I'm really impressed. And don't even get me started on your muscles. Mwah. They are a beauty.

Pyrrha, blushing: O-oh uh...thank you.

Yang: Youre welcome, gorgeous. Now anyway, I have a question for yo—

Jaune: FOR GODS SAKE! THIS IS MY CHAMPION!

Yang: Oh blow it out your ass, Jaune!

Ruby: Yeah! Blow it out of your butt!

Jaune: I WAS HERE FIRST!

Yang: Nobody cares!

Pyrrha, awkwardly: H-hey guys, y-you really shouldn’t argu—

*Suddenly another bright light appears, before a short white hair woman appears in front of them*

???: Knight Nikos! It is not your time to—

Yang, groaning: Oh great. Miss no fun is here too. This is about to become unbearable!

???, repulsed: What the!? What are you guys doing here?!

Yang: Same thing as you, Weissy!

Weiss, angrily: Do not call me Weissy!

Pyrrha, head spinning: T-that’s the goddess of i-ice! That’s the goddess of ice! The goddess of ice is standing right in front of me!

Yang, rolling her eyes: Yeah, she sure is. And she’s a cold hearted bit—

Ruby: Language!

Yang, rolling her eyes: She’s a piece of work. There, happy Ruby?

Ruby: Yep.

Weiss, sternly: Look, I don’t know who you guys think you are, but Pyrrha is going to be my champion! Got that!? I have had my—

Jaune: “Eyes on her for awhile.” Yeah, we all have! But I was the first God here, so all of you go away!

Weiss, grimacing: I don’t even consider you as a god, Jaune. So I don't even know why you are here.

Yang: Ooooooooh, damn.

Jaune: GODS DAMN IT! EVERYONE GET OUT OF HE—

*Yet ANOTHER bright light appears again*

Pyrrha: Oh my gods! How many are going to show up!?

???: Knight Nikos! It—

Yang, waving: Oh, hi Blakey!

Blake: Yang!? What in the world are yo— wait, Weiss, Ruby, Jaune!? What are you doing here!?

Ruby: Same thing as you! We all want Pyrrha to be our champion as well.

Blake: Are you kidding me!?

Jaune: Nope. We all want to bestow our powers on her.

Yang: And Honestly, why are you here anyway? You're the goddess of sneaking. What the hell can you do for her in this situation?

Pyrrha: *In the background trying to wrap her head around the fact that 4 goddesses and a god are with her* Uhhhhhhhhh

Blake, offended: What is that supposed to mean!? I can help her so much in this battle! I can help her sneak away from everyone unharmed.

Yang: So you will make her a coward, is what you're implying?

Blake, angrily: No! I will make her fight another day! That is what I can do! Fight smart, not stupid!

Yang, nodding: Hmm hmm, that's cool and all, but I will be able to make her kill every single one of these assholes with her barehands. So I'm pretty sure I'm the best choice for her here!

Ruby, crossing her arms: Nuh uh! I will be able make her zoom around everyone and take them all out under a second! So I'm obviously the best choice for her!

Weiss: That is prosperous! I will be able to make her freeze everyone here solid! And she will be able survive even the coldest depths of hell with my powers! I'm the best choice!

Pyrrha: Guys seriously, please stop—

Yang: Its summer, dipshit! It's like 80 degrees out!

Weiss: Why you littl—

Jaune: I can literally make her unkillable! She will not be able to die with my powers bestowed upon her!

Yang, sarcastically: Wow, that sounds so amazing! You hear that, Pyrrha. With Jauney's help you will be able to get tortured none stop without the relief of death. Doesn't that just sound amazing?

Weiss: Its honestly better than being a damn brute like you.

Jaune: Ha! Thanks Weiss.

Weiss: Shut up, I still don't respect you.

Jaune: OH COME ON! I WAS HERE FIRST!

Ruby: LOOK, SHES GOING TO BE MY CHAMPION AND THATS FINAL!

Yang: NO SHES NOT! SHES MINE!

Jaune: I WAS HERE FIRST! SO SHE'S MINE!

Weiss: NOBODY CARES, JAUNE! BESIDES, SHE WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE ME INSTEAD! IM THE BEST CHOICE!

Blake: NO! I WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR HER!

Pyrrha, mumbling: Are they actually fighting over me. This reminds me of all the boys when I was a teenager.....*starts blushing from the thought*

RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

Pyrrha: G-guys.....

RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

Pyrrha: Guys.

RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

Pyrrha: GUYS!

RWBYJ: What!?

Pyrrha, awkwardly: Uh...well uhm.....do all of you guys really want me to be your champion? Like me?

RWBYJ: *nods*

Pyrrha, blushing: Oh my gods. I h-honestly can’t even.....comprehend any of this. This is all happening so fast. I don’t even know what to do.

Weiss: You can start by picking one of us.

Yang: Which obviously going to be me.

Ruby: Nuh uh! It’s going to be me!

Jaune: Are you guys forgetting that I’m the first one here?

Yang: I wAs ThE fIrSt OnE HeRe.

Jaune: My gods! You’re as mature as your sister!

Yang: YoU aRe As MaTuR—

Jaune: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!?

RWBYJ: *RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

Pyrrha: GUYS STOP ARGUING!

RWBYJ: Sorry....

Pyrrha, awkwardly: Okay look, I don’t really know how to choose. I-I mean, this is a lot to take in all of a sudden. I thought I was about to die not even 5 minutes ago....or at least, it would be five minutes ago if Jaune didn’t stop the time suddenly.

Jaune, smiling: I saved her by the way. Just saying.

Weiss: Shut up.

Pyrrha: So my mind is all....wacky right now, and I can’t decide. So could we maybe....I don’t know.....could I just be all of your guys’ champion? O-or is that against the rule of something?

RWBYJ:.........

Pyrrha, blushing: I-I sorry, I just really don't like arguments is all. Nobody usually wins with them, and they always leave people in a bad mood. A-and I will feel bad if I choose one and leave the others depressed and all. B-because you did come all the way out of your way to help me. S-so how about I just be all of your champion? S-so everyone will be happy?

RWBYJ:..........

Pyrrha: I-I just want to make everyone happy, and that’s it. I-I promise. I-I’m sorry if my suggestion offends any of you, because that’s not my intentions at all.

RWBYJ:........

Yang: Do we even have a rule book?

Weiss: No, we don’t.

Yang: Really? Hmm.........

*two minutes later time unfreezes and the bandit swings his axe down, just for it to hit the dirt*

Bandit: What the hell!? Where did she go!? It's like she just disappeared in a shado— GARK!

*Abruptly all of the bandits were quickly killed off by a red blur, some of them being frozen solid, some of them being thrown 30 feet in the air*

Pyrrha, appearing out of nowhere covered in blood: *Panting*

RWBYJ: *Appear out of nowhere*

Yang:......well, we just made an unstoppable killing machine.

Jaune: Yeah, we did.

Pyrrha: *passes out from exhaustion*

Yang: Dibs at carrying her~

RWBJ: Dib on— dang it!

Yang, picking Pyrrha up: Haha! Too slow!

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Pyrrha: You know, team RWBY are the sweetest girls ever. They do so many nice things for me.

Jaune: That's because they're lesbians, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: What?

Jaune: They're major lesbians and have been flirting with you the entire time.

Pyrrha: What? No they haven't. They're just being friendly.

Jaune: Oh really? You think that?

Pyrrha: Yeah.

Jaune: Even when Weiss took you out to that very expensive fancy dinner the other night and wore that very expensive dress?

Pyrrha: Uh........

Jaune: Or when Yang took you for a ride on her bike and somehow conveniently drove by every place that had a beautiful view of places?

Pyrrha: Well you see-

Jaune: Or when you let Blake lie her head on your lap for a total of two hours to read a book, even though you told me it seemed like she was taking longer to read the book that you would've thought?

Pyrrha: Okay, b-but I know that Ruby isn't flirting with me. All she did was take me out on a beautiful picnic that one time under the moonlight in the woods near that waterfall.

Jaune: ....

Pyrrha:..........*blushes and gasps* Oh my gosh! They are major lesbians.

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Ruby: Our team is better than your team.

Jaune: Nuh uh.

Ruby: Yeah huh. We're Ozpin's favorites. Beat that.

Jaune: We have two team mates who are so beautiful that they can literally flip everyone sexualities. They can get anyone they want, regardless of their gender.

Yang: What? You're lying.

Jaune: Oh really? Hey Pyr, can you smile for me?

Pyrrha: Sure. *Smiles beautifully*

Team RWBY, blushing: Oh my.

Jaune: Ren, it's your turn now.

Ren: Okay? *Smiles handsomely*

Team SSSN, blushing in the distance: Oh damn.

Jaune, proudly: BOOM! OUR TEAM MAKE BISEXUALS! BEAT THAT!

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Cold

Pyrrha, shivering: Oh man, it's kinda chilly in here.

Jaune: You're cold? Here, take my hoodie. *Takes off his hoodie*

Pyrrha, now wearing his hoodie: O-oh, thanks.

Jaune: No problem.

Ruby, walking in: Hey guys. Uh, why is Pyrrha wearing your hoodie?

Jaune: She's cold.

Ruby: You're cold?

Pyrrha: Well, not reall-

Ruby, taking off her cloak: Here, use this.

Pyrrha, with the cloak around her now: Oh, uh thanks Ruby. But I didn't really nee-

Blake, walking in: Hey, have you seen Ya- why are you wearing Ruby's cloak?

Pyrrha: I mentioned how I was cold an-

Blake: You're cold?

Pyrrha: What? No, I tried to tell them that I wa-

Blake, taking off her light jacket: Here, you look frozen.

Pyrrha, now wearing her light jacket: What?! No guys! I no longer feel co-

Weiss, walking in: There you are, Ruby. We need to stud- what's going on?

Jaune: Pyrrha is cold.

Pyrrha: I am not co-

Weiss, taking off her scarf: You poor thing. Here, have this.

Pyrrha, now wearing the scarf: Guys, this is slowly becoming a burd-

Yang: Heyoooo! What's happening in here?

Ruby: We're warming Pyrrha up because she's cold.

Pyrrha: I'm serious no longer co-

Yang: She's cold?

Blake: Yes.

Yang, who's not wearing anything for warmth:..........................

Pyrrha:..........................

Yang:...............*takes off her shirt* Here, take thi-

Pyrrha, blushing and averting her eyes: PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!

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*Team RWBY and JNPR are playing football against each other*

Yang: OKAY GIRLS REMEMBER, WE CAN'T LET ANY IF THEM PASS US OTHERWISE THEY'LL TAKE THE LEAD! SO LET'S DO THIS!

Ruby, enthusiastically: RIGHT! WE AREN'T GOING TO LOSE, CAUSE WE'RE TEAM RWBY!

WBY: YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Pyrrha, fanning herself off: Oh gosh. I'm all sweaty. It's so hot out. Hey Coco, can you take my place real quick? I need to take a breather.

Coco: Sure thing, cereal box. *Runs onto the field*

*Pyrrha runs off to the side*

Yang: Oh shit! Pyrrha's taking a break? This just so much easi-

*Pyrrha grabs her water bottle, takes a drink of it before pouring water all of her head and then shakes her hair oiut*

RWBY, staring at Pyrrha's while blushing:

Pyrrha, smiling: Oh man, that felt great. I really needed that.

*Pyrrha then takes the hem of her shirt and lifts it up to wipe her face off with it, revealing her toned abs to RWBY*

RWBY, all staring at her beautiful abs while blushing:

Jaune, behind Ren: OKAY HIKE!

*Ren hikes Jaune the ball*

RWBY, still staring at Pyrrha's sweaty abs: *Incoherent lesbian whimpers*

*Jaune easily runs through team RWBY without a hassle before crossing the touchdown line*

RWBY, still in a lesbian trance:

Jaune, spiking the ball: WOOT WOOT! WE TOOK THE LEAD BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RWBY, still memorized and blushing:

Jaune: Uh.......are they alright or.....

RWBY, most definitely not alright:

Coco, smiling: YO P MONEY, DONT YOU THINK THATS CHEATING?! DISTRACTING THEM LIKE THAT?

Pyrrha, putting down her shirt in confusion: Huh? What are you talking about? Oh wait, did score?.........uh.......why are you four looking at me like that?

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Paper Cut

Pyrrha, reading a book: Hmm, that's interesting.

Jaune: What?

Pyrrha: It says right here that- ouch!

Jaune: What's wrong?

Pyrrha: Nothing. I just got a paper cut. See? *Shows him her bleeding finger*

Jaune, standing quickly: Jesus fucking Christ!

Pyrrha, taken back: W-what?

Jaune: GUYS! GUYS WAKE UP!

Nora, sleepily: Huh? Where's the fire?

Ren: Please tell me that this is a good reason to be waking me up.

Jaune: PYRRHA'S BLEEDING!

Nora/Ren: SHE'S WHAT!?

Pyrrha: What? Guys he's overreacting, it's only a small paper cut. See? *shows them her bloodied finger*

Ren: My God.

Nora: Holy shit!

Pyrrha: W-what?

Jaune, quickly approaching Pyrrha: NORA, GO GET SOME BANDAGES WHILE I KEEP PRESSURE ON THE WOUND! REN, GET SOME ALCOHOL TO DISINFECT THE CUT!

Pyrrha: Guys seriously, I'm fi-

Ren/Nora: Yes sir! *Quickly leaves the room*

Pyrrha: Wait guys! Go back to bed! You look exhaust- oh what's the point? They're gone already.

Jaune, looking Pyrrha dead in the eyes: Pyrrha, don't worry about anything, we'll get through this together.

Pyrrha: Don't worry? Jaune, you're the one who's worried. You guys are acting as if I'm about to lose my hand from blood loss.

Jaune, terrified: Oh my God, I just realized that might be a possibility.

Pyrrha: W-what? No! God no! I was making a joke. I'm not going to lose a hand.

Jaune, tearfully hugging Pyrrha: You damn right you won't, cause we're going to prevent that.

Pyrrha: Jaune, regardless of you helping me or not, I won't lose a ha-

Jaune: My God, where is Nora and Ren?! Damn it, this is an emergency!

Pyrrha: It's really not.

*Nora and Ren quickly runs in*

Jaune: It's about time, where were you two?

Ren: They won't give me alcohol cause I'm a minor.

Nora: And the nurses ran out of band-aids.

Jaune, wailing: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! PYRRHA'S GOING TO LOSE HER HAND!

Pyrrha: I'm not going to lose my han-

Nora: Oh God! The wound had gotten worse?!

Pyrrha: It wasn't even bad in the first pla-

Jaune, crying: YES! JUST LOOK AT HER SKIN! IT'S SO PALE! SHE'S LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD RIGHT NOW!

Pyrrha: I'm always pale! This is my natural skin colo-

Nora: WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! *Runs out of the room*

Jaune: NORA?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! NORA?!

Ren, slapping Jaune: Look, we need to calm down! Us screaming won't solve anything!

Pyrrha: There's nothing to solve!

Jaune: Ren's right! Screaming won't do anything!

Nora, running back in: I'm back!

Jaune: Where were you?!

Nora: I got help!

*Team RWBY runs into the room*

Pyrrha, grimacing: Oh no.

Yang: PYRRHA'S BLEEDING OUT!?

Pyrrha, groaning: No, it's just a paper cut! Look. *Shows them her paper cut*

Ruby: O-oh God! This is a code red!

Pyrrha, repeatedly shaking her head: No no no! Not you guys too.

Yang: WE GOT A CODE RED GUYS! A CODE RED! WE'VE TRAINED FOR THIS!

Pyrrha: You've what?!

Ruby, taking off her cloak: Here! Let me use this to cover the wound!

Pyrrha: But Ruby, you love this cloak! You're going to get blood on it!

Ruby: HUSH, YOU SELFLESS WOMAN!

Pyrrha: What?

Blake, comfortingly rubbing Pyrrha's back: Don't worry Pyrrha, you aren't going to die.

Pyrrha: Yes, I know tha-

Weiss: Just take deep breaths! Okay?! Just try to calm down!

Pyrrha: I am perfectly calm!

Jaune: GUYS! I CALLED THE NURSE! SHE'S ON HER WAY!

Pyrrha: You've what?! No Jaune! You're wasting the nurse's time! She has other students that actually needs hel-

Nurse, busting through the door: WHERE'S THE DYING GIRL?!

Pyrrha, groaning: How did this even happen?

Jaune, pointing at Pyrrha: SHE'S RIGHT THERE MA'AM!

Nurse:............the.......the one with the paper cut?

Jaune: Yes!

Nurse:........are you guys serious?

Pyrrha: Oh thank God!

Jaune: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LOOK AT HER? SHE'S DYING! HELP MY PARTNER, PLEASE!

Nurse, sighing: I-.........just let me see your finger, missy.

*Pyrrha presents her finger*

Pyrrha, sarcastically: Be honest with me, am I going to lose my hand?

Nurse: No, you'll be fine.

Yang: Are you sure?!

Nurse: Yes.

Ruby: How sure?

Nurse: Very.

Blake: How do we know if you're even a real nurse?

Nurse: I don't have time for this. I'm leaving.

Ruby: I KNEW SHE WAS A FAKE!

Yang: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Jaune: I'M CALLING A REAL DOCTOR RIGHT NOW!

Pyrrha: NO DON'T!

Weiss:..........wait a minute, guys.

Everyone: ???

Weiss: Jaune, can't you heal Pyrrha with your semblance?

*A very awkward silence fills the room*

Jaune: SHE'S GOING TO LIVE!

*Everyone cheers*

Pyrrha, sighing: Oh my God.

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Yang: So anyway, my arm was stuck in the toaster and the cops were trying to kick down the door while the cat wa-.......hey, do you guys hear that?

Ruby, looking around: Yeah, I do.

Weiss: I'm hearing it too.

Blake: Same for me. It sounds......angelic?

Yang, nodding: Yeah, it does. As if an angel came down to earth and sang for us.

Weiss: I'm almost about to tear up by how beautiful it is. I've never experienced anything like this before.

Ruby: It doesn't seem possible to hear something this beautiful. It almost seems like a crime.

Yang: Did we die and go to heaven or something? That's the only explanation I can think of.

Blake: What on Earth is making this beautiful noise that we are hearing?

Jaune, nonchalantly: Pyrrha's giggling over there.

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Boys, whenever they look at Pyrrha: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Girls, whenever they look at Pyrrha: ❤️🧡💛💚💙

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Pyrrha, awkwardly: Hey Mom? Can I ask you something?

Athena: Sure sweetie. You can ask me anything.

Pyrrha: Have you ever had...... multiple people like you before?

Athena: Uh well...yeah, back in my day. Why? Do some of your fans have crushes on you?

Pyrrha: N-no, not my fans, well, one of them used to be one, but I meant my friends.

Athena: Oh, so some of your friends like you?

Pyrrha: Y-yeah. My partner and our sister's team; team RWBY.

Athena: Wow, five of your friends?

Pyrrha: Yeah, my friend Nora told me and obviously I didn't believe her until I start looking at the signs my friends were throwing my way. Now it's pretty obvious. I just don't know to what to do though.

Athena: Well do you like them?

Pyrrha: Well.....I don't know. Maybe? It's confusing.

Athena: That's understandable. I was confused too when I found out a lot of people were pinning after me.

Pyrrha: Well, what did you do?

Athena, giggling: Well, I took full advantage of it. I made some of them do my homework.

Pyrrha: What?!

Athena, giggling: I also had some of them buy me lunch, and even clothes as well.

Pyrrha, scoldingly: MOTHER!

Athena: One of them even took me on a romantic cruise.

Pyrrha: MY GOSH!

Athena: It was actually your father too.

Pyrrha: AKAHSLAHALAJSLAJS

Athena, proudly: Yeah, your mother had game back in her day.

Pyrrha: THATS NOT HELPFUL!

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Jaune: Hey Pyr, I got you a present.

Pyrrha: Really? What us it?

Jaune, pulling out a box: Ta ~ da

Pyrrha: Oh? It's wrapped?

Jaune, handing over the box: Yep. Here you go. Open it.

Pyrrha, opening the box: Alright then. Hmm, I wonder what it is. It's light, so that narrows it down a little bit. It's also not that large and-..............what?

*Pyrrha pulls a shirt out of the box that reads 'Sorry for making your girlfriend fall for me. 😎'

Pyrrha:

Jaune: So? What do you think?

Pyrrha: Uh......I'm confused.

Jaune: Well, you told me how you made like 8 girls at Beacon gay, so I got you this. Now you don't have to apologise to their ex boyfriends anymore since they can just read your shirt.

Pyrrha: Uh.....thanks Jaune. Uhm.....I really appreci-

Nora, walking in: Hey guys! Guess what?

Jaune: What?

Nora: Look what shirt I got Ren!

*Nora pulls Ren into the room with a shirt that reads 'Sorry for making your boyfriend fall for me. 😎'

Jaune: Oh my god! *Points to Pyrrha* SAMSIES!

Nora: NICE! *Loudly highfives Jaune* GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

Jaune: HELL YEAH THEY DO!

*Both Pyrrha and Ren sigh*

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Pyrrha: People always overreact about me. Some of them call the goddess of beauty. I'm not that beautiful!

Jaune: Pyr, there's a unwritten rule for all of the guys at Beacon that says we shouldn't flirt with a girl while in the same room as you, because it would be pointless for us to do so.

Pyrrha: Oh no there's not. You're lying.

Jaune: Oh really? Okay then, watch this. YO SUN! COMM'ERE

Sun, walking up: Yeah?

Jaune: What's the Nikos Rule?

Sun: Don't flirt with any girls while Pyrrha is in the same room as you because it would be point-

Jaune, nodding: -less of us to do so. Exactly. See Pyrrha? You make it hard for guys to flirt with girls.

Sun: Oh most definitely. I can't even tell you the number of times Neptune was flirting with some girl just for Pyrrha to steal her attention by simply being in the same room as them. Straight girls are a dying breed because of you.

Pyrrha:.....

Jaune: And don't even get us started on the staggering decrease of straight boys because of Ren.

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A different kinda soulmate AU

Pyrrha's mom has always told her about the tattoos that riddled her body, and always told her how it's not that strange for a person to have more than one. 'Its rare, I'm not going to lie, but it's not unnatural.' her mother told her when she first brought the topic up, which was around 2 years ago on her fifteenth birthday.

And sure enough, she was right. Pyrrha wasn't the first one to bear more than one tattoo that would guide her to her soulmate. So this put the girl to ease, ridding the worry from her mind and calming the redhead down momentarily.

Her mother said she was lucky actually. Most people only had one tattoo; therefore finding their soulmate might be a difficult task, one that might take years and years. Hell, they might never even find their soulmate. So you could easily see why having more than one tattoo could benefit the wearer. You had a much better chance at finding at least one of them in your lifetime.

Although, it's not all fine and dandy. You see, some of those people will find one of their soulmates young in life, and they will get married and have a couple of kids and whatnot. Their life will seem perfect and beautiful; not having anything to worry about.......unless the unlikely chance of the 2nd soulmate showing up happens. If that unfolds then things might get........awkward to say the least. Imagine finally seeing your soulmate just to find out you were somehow too late. Too late to the person who was literally perfect for you. This could easily cause a lot of problems in the relationship.

So this was what plagued Pyrrha's mind as she flew to Beacon, the possibility of finding her soulmates giving her anxiety.

Most people shaked with joy when this happens. They were about to pass a milestone in their life. They were about to find their soulmate, the love of their life, their better half. How couldn't they be excited for this?

That's the thing though. Pyrrha was a nervous wreck. Her tattoos were doing everything in their powers to tell Pyrrha that her soulmates were close. Very close in fact. She was going to meet them soon. That was a fact she couldn't deny. It was painfully obvious, as if her marks were screaming at her. She was about to meet her soulmates in one day. All of them. People with two tattoos always felt nervous if this happened, but this was way worst for Pyrrha.

You see, remember how some people are born with more than one tattoo? Well again, Pyrrha was one of them.........but that doesn't mean she only had two of them either.

Pyrrha Nikos beared five tattoos. Five of them. Which was probably a new record somehow. How she managed to get 5 soulmates is beyond her. It puzzled the redhead, leaving her with sleepless nights as she tried to wrap her head around it. Just.....how? How was it even remotely possible? The chances of having two tattoos were already low enough, so what were the chances of having FIVE of them?!

Pyrrha shook her head, trying to clear her thoughts. She looked at her tattoos and sighed. One of them was a shield, another was a rose, next it was a snowflake, followed by a cat, which ended with a dragon.

Each tattoo symbolized one of her soulmates, and each one of her tattoos were telling the redhead that she was about to meet them all today......

Today was going to a be very awkward day.

(I got bored and made this quickly. So sorry if there are any spelling mistakes)

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Cold Nights

Pyrrha, sleeping: Zzzzzzzzzzz

Jaune shaking her awake: Psst, Pyrrha. You awake?

Pyrrha, dazed: I am now. What you want?

Jaune, blushing: I'm freezing. Can I join you?

Pyrrha, blushing: O-oh, sure.

Jaune: Thanks. *Gets in bed with her* Good night.

Pyrrha: Good night.

*five minutes later*

Nora, shaking Pyrrha: Hey Pyr?

Pyrrha: Huh? Nora? Can I help you?

Nora: Ren and I are freezing too. Can we join you?

Pyrrha, sleepily: You guys too? Sure, climb in.

Nora: Thanks Pyrrha. *Both Nora and Ren climbs in bed*

*five minutes later*

Blake, shaking Pyrrha: H-hey, Pyr

Pyrrha, sleepily: Blake? What are you doing in our dorm? Is this a dream?

Blake: N-no, you're awake. It's freezing in my room.........can I maybe sleep with you guys?

Pyrrha:...........sure, go ahead.

Blake, smiling: Thanks. *Climbs in bed*

*only 1 minute later*

Yang, whispering: Yo P-money? It's freezing. Got any room in the bed?

Pyrrha, sighing: Climb in I guess.

Yang: You're the best. *Climbs in the bed*

*2 minutes later*

Ruby, shaking Pyrrha: H-hey Pyrrha?

Pyrrha, sighing before opening the blanket: Get in.

Ruby, blushing: T-thanks. *Climbs into bed*.

*3 minutes later*

*Weiss opens the door, causing an audible creak to be heard*

Pyrrha, opening the blanket once more: Before you ask, yes you can.

Weiss: O-oh, well, thanks. *Gets in bed*

*JNPRRWBY are all tightly crammed together on a single bed*

Pyrrha: Is everyone warm now?

JNRRWBY, all trying to cuddle with Pyrrha: Yes.

Pyrrha: Okay, good nig-........wait, it's nearly summer. It's not even cold out. Why did you guys tell me you were freezing?

*JNRRWBY starts to sweat nervously*

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I have a question for you guys. Would you like for me to turn that soulmate prompt into a full story? The one where Pyrrha has 5 soulmate tattoos that are for Jaune, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang?

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Terrifying AU

A Pyrrharem AU but every single of them are Yanderes.......