#qb shitposts

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[carcrash429]

realized today that my favorite football team and favorite archer have the same favorite color (purple) so have a shitpost about what football position I think each avenger would play:

Clint Barton - kicker Okay I'll be honest, the whole reason I wrote out this post was for this pairing. Clint's got impeccable aim, he's overlooked and underappreciated but absolutely critical to team success. He's got unshakeable faith in his own skills because he really is that good and he knows it.

Steve Rogers - quarterback duh

Bucky Barnes - TE I thought about making him the left guard but I think he'd be the reliable, dependable, everyman kind of tight end. the one that the QB knows will make the play if he needs him to. the kind of guy that doesn't look for glory, he'll block, he'll catch, he'll run the ball. whatever you need.

Tony Stark - WR He's a diva off the field and a star on the field. He also absolutely does unnecessary and dangerous shit to get a touchdown (like flipping over the top of a guy)

Pietro Maximoff - RB he fast. but not just straight-line fast, he can also juke you right outta your shoes

Bruce Banner - nose tackle literally "the big guy" c'mon. he's gonna slam your QB into the dirt

Natasha Romanoff - free safety she's an absolute ballhawk. 'find Romanoff on every play' written on opposing QB's arm bands

Wanda Maximoff - linebacker I think she'd be the one to have the mic on defense. can play either up close to try to get to the quarterback or fall into coverage to try to get the interception

[queer-bootyyy]

Hi!

You can just call me qb or whatever, I literally don't care

25+ y/o, queer. I'm a cis woman but really like using mirror pronouns. She/they is a good default tho

I literally just needed a blog to go bonkers in by myself. I love my friends and i want to spare them from me being off the shits over media all the time lmao

NO TERFs, NO exclusionists, NO zionists, NO stupid fuckers welcome here. Mind your fucking business and I'll mind mine

MINORS INTERACT AT YOUR OWN RISK. IM AN ADULT AND MAY POST ABOUT ADULT STUFF

I shitpost, ramble, draw, and write. Feel free to request doodles, drabbles, and opinions!

[sapphire-weapon]

Control had an entire Alan Wake expansion and one of AW's expansions is going to be a Control one, they're both set in the same world so that one is actually important overall to the plot. QB they actually don't have the rights to anymore but you can tell they wanted to tie it's plot into the events. Mr Door was meant to be played by Lance Reddick who played a character called Mr Hatch in QB - they clearly intended them to be the same character. I kinda love they're tying them all together.

LMAO THAT makes so much sense because my impression of mr door is "this is like if lance reddick and eric andre had a fucked up shitposter baby"

[yourqueenb]

Somebody finally got a hold of Mr. Pixelberry and asked him a few questions…

What he had to say will shock you:

[valiisi]

What position did Wyatt play? I have this magnificent image in my head of him as a short qb/fb, but he'd probably be more of a twonk than a twunk if that were the case

Doctor Percy is looking into this for us, but his results are thusfar inconclusive

[hollywouldnever]

I'm a simple girl. I want a single LI book with Marc Antony. Just us two schemin and plottin, while not gettin enough of each other. No big deal

[mweorposting]

No shit

[watatsumi-island]

Me: *shows an old drawing of Poppy Min Sinclair*

My mom, admiring it: Oh what a sweet innocent looking gir-

Me: *CACKLES*

[monaownsmyass]

Ok ok, here’s my headcanon heights that no one asked for:

Veronica - 5’7

Mona - 5’8

Zoey - 5’10

Lmk what y’all think 😂😂

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

bad boy in a young adult novel: i'm a terrible person because i'm sad and have a sad backstory

me: me also bitch but i'm only a terrible person some of the time

[sincerelystesichorus]

fizzarolli meme dump <3

bc i definitely do not now kin the stupid little mean gay nervous jester

helluva meme dumps | pt. 1 | pt. 2 || fizzy editions! | pt. 1 | pt. 2

[yellowmagicalgirl]

The protagonists are in what seems to be a perfect world, but this is later revealed to be an afterlife akin to hell that was created to study humanity (and subsequently torture them). It was created by a white-haired nonhuman who lacks a full understanding of human emotions, which is odd considering that what they do is dependent upon human emotions. A character realizes that they and others don’t belong in this seemingly perfect world. At the time of this realization, reality begins to become warped. In the end, reality is rewritten by a demon and the timeline is reset.

Did I just describe season one of The Good Place or the movie Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebellion?

[vanilla-blessing]

qb’s 2020 Anime List

[Representation of making my brain recall anything from last year]

As usual, these are ordered by whatever arbitrary mood I was in when I constructed the list. Do not cross reference this ordering with any other evaluations I may have done. 

0. kiratto prichan but only after it lost all pretense of being grounded in reality

I don't want to explain why I watch this anime, but I will do it for the fans. It's the franchise people, by all rights, should make fun of me for watching instead of Precure, which is harmless; the Pretty Rhythm series is ill-advised subculture shitpost brainrot which has at least halved my IQ. PriChan had been very boring for at least a year since its premiere, but during 2020 went off the deep end in way that rekindled the unique flavor the decade-long series has traditionally had of doing the most dumbass thing every week and not letting any sort of television authority or good ideas stop it. I had fun every week once it got in the groove and remembered its roots as a dumbass crossover franchise with nothing to prove and nothing holding its stupid, fantastic ideas back. It’s always the most insane thing on TV and it never even has to try. 

Also following the twitter cult that formed around a rare plushie from this show with a wide face. That was the most entertaining thing of 2020 for me. 

1. Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!

Creatively inspiring in a year without many sources of creative inspiration, the airing of this anime mirrored my unwilling dive into learning too much about anime production than I ever meant to. Eizouken takes the sketchbook ideas of the manga and fully realizes its world into animation in a way that only Masaki Yuasa and Science Saru could pull off, while simultaneously giving rising stars in the industry their first chance at directing episodes. It's a very satisfying show to watch and if there's anything on this list that inspired me to finally just slam words on paper and get this out it was thanks to watching Eizouken at some point in my life. 

The season is split into three distinct “projects” and each of these end in a such a strong climax that I have to recommend watching it 4 episodes at a time, if you are able to. Here’s an endcard by tkmiz

2. Magia Record: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Gaiden

3. DECA-DENCE

I like a nice contained science fiction and this one's episode 2 hook was so shocking that I was glued to my screen until the very end. It’s not perfect, but it’s about as perfect as you could reasonably expect to get from the year 2020. The less you know going in the better so I’ll shut up but it’s a much more ambitious sci-fi than you think it is at first. It might have been a had-to-be-there serial experience, so it could be impossible to really get the hype that was around this show at the time, but I think there’s enough there to stand on its own, and just having a definitive, satisfying ending in one season is an anime rarity worth recommending by itself. 

4. Toilet-bound Hanako-kun

I love looking at pictures of cryptids and Lerche paneling and this gave me both in abundance. It rides the line between telling Shonen and Shoujo stories, like many Seinen that defy easy categorization do, and I’ve always been a sucker for that. Along with the anime being drop dead gorgeous on a weekly basis, I enjoyed the lovable cast of various SUPERNATURAL DANGER BOYS and also Yashiro who provides the funniest faces and widest ankles of the whole show, despite stiff competition. 

5. Talentless Nana

Came outta nowhere and exceeded expectations for a frankly kind of mediocre thriller manga by absolutely nailing the strong first episode/chapter hook, then continuing to nail it every week with smart directing. I’m obligated to pay attention to this team in the future if they're capable of making something this compelling on a limited drawing budget. (the core staff were all Heybot regulars, which either means something or doesn’t)

6. Extra Olympia Kyklos

The one-person studio that made this did not have a high bar to clear to be the best Olympic tie-in anime (the only other one I can recall is the rare media Eagle Sam which sucks complete ass) but despite the Olympics not even happening in 2020, it soldiered on, and was easily the most I laughed at anime in that year. Kyklos takes serious source material and just spices it up beyond recognition with bizarre jokes, perfect timing, and hilariously cheap original music videos at the end of every episode that wouldn’t be out of place on adult swim bumpers. Overall it’s very surprising that this was funded at all once anyone saw what it was, but I’m so glad the creator got away with it. In a way, it’s the perfect monument to this psychotic year. 

7. Kakushigoto

I just think the author is funny and this is a good anime adaptation that outpaces the original, by the author's own admission/intention. 61-sensei is the best girl

All Hail The Daia Bread All Hail The Daia Bread

these were all enjoyable too:

Gal and dino 

Hit in the right spot at the time, when we all needed a roommate who couldn’t catch covid

Star twinkle precure movie

I'd show this to people to introduce them to precure if not for the song and dance number at the end being kinda lame

Mewkledreamy

it’s not going to end precure but it has incredible faces

BOFURI: I don’t want to get hurt so I maxed out my defense

gamer has logged on

- qb kiranichiwa 

[kleeboy]

when will it end @epiccows101 @qubedfox

[folkiefruit]

losing it bc a girl in the twilight shitposting fb group tried to explain what gatekeeping is and she said "like if you tell a guy you're into football and he says 'oh yeah? Who was the bruins qb in 1998?'" like ma'am call me st peter because if you think the bruins are an nfl team you aren't a fucking fan lmao