#qing shi huang

[nasuversekinkmeme]

jing ke (accomplished hedonist who is "very popular with female servants for some reason") convinces qin shi huang (fundamentally cautious but also too curious for their own good and always gets complacent about their perceived superiority at the crucial moment) to allow her to "explore their body" and "show them some human experiences" which they believe is fine because its not like she can put the fear of death in them a THIRD time (incorrigible hubris) this obviously immediately turns into jing ke blowing their back out with a massive strapon and with qin shi huang's mind equally blown by the vast possibilities of human pleasure and ingenuity behind sex toy development that didn't exist in their lostbelt they're immediately absorbed into developing increasingly outlandish toys for jing ke to use on them and test the limits of pleasure this body can feel until they've looped right back around to a "human experience" that applies to zero normal mortal humans who would absolutely die from the violent fucknasty pervert sex they're having and/or don't even have the holes they're having things stuck into but jing ke's fine with it this time because they're not trying to govern other people about it this time and also she gets to fuck an extremely attractive person like she's trying to kill them on a daily basis. also you can do whatever you want for qin shi huang's genitals or swap equipment midway idc about that i care about shi huang di in their hubris willingly turning themselves into an incorrigible masochist with a crippling addiction to jing ke strap

I think Jing Ke should fuck Qin Shi Huang's usb ports

[popsigills]

got the template from @oshikasa

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

I'm sorry

Template by @oshikasa

[white-flower-blooming]

Very sorry but my memory is pretty bad. Template by @oshikasa

[nanocados]

Little gumdrops.. I will eat them all >:)

[oshikasa]

draw tgcf characters from memory ✍️

was inspired by this meme i saw for another series so i wanted to make a template!

feel free to use the template! (a drive link to the template as well)

it was fun trying to remember everyone

[menelaus-blue]

is it clear who my favorite characters are? i hope so.

this template is by @/oshikasa over on “the website formerly known as twitter” or whatever

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get. Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others. Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice i wish i was an abstract concept Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek. Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way Feng Xin: When you order man from wish Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity. Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda Quan Yizhen: I'm a person Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms." (Source)

[xielianlover2]

*During a group project*

Xie Lian, Ling Wen, Pei Xiu, Yin Yu, and Yushi Huang: *does 99% of the work*

Qi Ying and Feng Xin: *has no idea what’s going on*

Hua Cheng: *supplies the materials and praises/flirts with Xie Lian 24/7*

Shi Qingxuan and Banyue: *helps but makes a mess*

Pei Ming: *helps, but only so he can flirt with whoever caught his attention*

Qi Rong: *actively tries to sabotage the project and fails miserably*

He Xuan: *only showed up for the snacks*

Mu Qing: *does another whole project by himself again due to a misunderstanding*

[hualian-pro]

When a child starts crying in public

Shi Qingxuan: Tries to make the child laugh

Xie Lian: Tries to play with the child to make them calm down

Ling Wen: Gives detailed instructions to the parents

Mu Qing: Judges the parents

Feng Xin: Complains about the child

Lang Qianqiu: Cries with the child

He Xuan: Eats the child’s food

Hua Cheng: Seeks for the child’s parents

Jun Wu: Ignores the child

Pei Ming: Seduces the child’s mother

Shi Wudu: Scolds the child

Quan Yizhen: Is confused about the child

Yin Yu: Adopts the child

Qi Rong: Is the reason why the child is crying

Yushi Huang: The child never cried

[raddestrose]

I know that now is not the time for this, but everyone in this series is absolutely gorgeous. Like I’m learning about the horrors of the fall of the Wuyong Kingdom, but am being met with some of the most beautiful faces I’ve ever seen.

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Qin Shi Huang has forgotten more about humanity than most humans will ever experience. Jing Ke offers to remind them of a few key details.

Smut

[original prompt]

[juicedpeachy]

mom said it’s my turn to draw tgcf from memory! (ft. me using a pen to make it look like I drew this on pictochat for the Nintendo DS)

[fun-mxtx-polls]

Who is best at being a god? Who is successful, treats their worshippers well, and stands for good things? Please put your reasoning in the tags!!

[daffodilsinspring]

GIVING TGCF CHARACTERS FLOWERS

Jun Wu - Statice ~ Rememberance

Mei Nianqing - Hydrangea - Grace and Beauty

Xie Lan - Sunflower ~ Warmth,Happiness,Longevity

Hua Cheng - Heather ~ Admiration and Good Luck

Yin Yu - Lisianthus ~ Appreciation

Quan Yizhen - White Lilac ~ Youthful Innocence

Shi Qingxuan - Bouvardia ~ Enthusiasm

Ling Wen - Purple Iris ~ Wisdom

Pei Ming - Gladiolus ~ Strength and Moral Integrity

Yushi Huang - Daffodils - Rebirth and New Beginings

Jian Lan - Orchid ~ Beauty and Strength

Feng Xin - Snapdragon ~ Graciousness and Strength

Mu Qing - Amaryllis ~ Pride,Determination and Radiant Beauty

Banyue - Delphinium ~ Open Heart and Ardent Affection

He Xuan - Protea ~ Change and Transformation

Lang Qianqiu - Freesia ~ Innocence and Friendship

Shi Wudu - Blue Star ~ Strength and Determination

Qi Rong - Orange Roses ~ Enthusiam and Passion and Excitement

[missveryvery]

Template from @oshikasa