#qsmp immortals

[isa-ghost]

Yea, undying duo if phil and foolish! Because phil is mr hardcore survival minecraft and foolish is a totem of undying :D

basically, both cubitos have a wack relationship with death (and, I think, aversion to using totems? I know phil for sure but I'm a bit unsure about foolish)

I've done some qFoolish ones before!

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Phil would take another "vacation" with Foolish any time. Especially since the second time around, he actually got to know him really well. He'd like to see him again the next time they're in the same realm. :')

If he wasn't so Fuck The Feds he would consider doing some kind of huge cool build like the kids wanted them to so badly. Maybe in the next realm they'll do it because they won't have some kind of government hovering around. It's just too bad the kids won't see it.

He wishes he could've actually had time to actually enjoy having the titan by the wall but the Feds relocated them all like right after. After the way Foolish and his builds were disrespected last time they shared a realm, Phil is PISSED the Feds had the audacity to basically do the same. Especially when Foolish (kind of) worked for them!!!

Of everyone he got close to on the island, Foolish is one of the ones he wishes he had more time with. He feels like they were weirdly in different worlds despite them both being present so often. That's,, probably kind of Ender King's fault, honestly. He feels like he fell away from multiple people when things got bad.

Tbh he kinda wanted to ask Foolish about wtf he was up to in the last realm they were both in (aside from building) but decided against it bc a majority of his memories from that one are awful. So either Foolish was suffering too, or Phil wouldn't trust himself not to envy him for not having a horrid time.

Insert "MCC is some kinda canon interdimensional death games" hc here. Phil has SEEN Foolish kick ASS in a way that wasn't hysteria-driven Bolas rabies.

I'd like to think there's been at least one event or something where they just sat together and gave each other building tips.

The historian part of Phil's brain wants to talk to Foolish about what his Literally Undying ass has seen and lived through. How long has he been alive?? As long as Phil? Longer? He needs to know.

He's not sure where the eternal banana came from and at this point he's too afraid to ask.

Phil thrives on being a bystander of Foolish and Bad's find each other in every universe curse. He's not sure if the last realm before QI started it or if they've crossed paths even More before QI, but boy does he love getting to watch their beef.

See, Foolhalo might find each other in every universe (derogatory), but Phil knows the REAL one is Foolish and Tina finding each other in every universe (affectionate).

Something something Foolish totem something something Phil refusing to use totems when he's home in Hardcore. Is this anything. Someone cook for me I'm too stupid.

Phil is never gonna understand when or how Foolish became "King of the Capys" or why they chose him specifically. He assumes Foolish just hung out with them the most or something.

He barely got to know Vegetta but he just KNOWS he was Foolish's type. Which is wild bc prior to getting government assigned spouses, Phil didn't even think Foolish was fruity. Somehow. Looking back, it actually kinda makes sense to him. From what little he knew of Foolish before QI.

Inversely, Foolish was absolutely STUNNED to know Phil is some flavor of poly let alone fruity at all. Which is hilarious bc Phil is too tunnel-visioned on other things to try hiding that fact. But no, shark man beyond baffled that Phil lowkey adjusted to having a government assigned husband almost instantly. AND became possessive of said husband over time.

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Are you enjoying being a double-parent?

Foolish: Yeah! I don't know if I really could've picked a better double-parent! Well, we didn't get to pick, but um– But I think it's been a real- a real match made in heaven. [...] Things have been moving pretty quickly, you know? We've moved in together...

Bad: Wait, you two moved in together?! 🤨 How long have you known each other?

Foolish: Just like– you know, [Quietly] ᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵖˡᵉ ᵈᵃʸˢ

Bad: That's really fast, Foolish! I mean, going from literally like, you just meet someone to moving in? 😥 Like... Oh my goodness!

Foolish: We may have put our beds together.

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Bad: Are you enjoying being a double-parent?

Foolish: Yeah! Yeah, no– honestly? I don't know- I don't know if I really could've picked a better double-parent! Well, we didn't get to pick, but um– But I think- I think it's been a real- a real match made in heaven.

Bad: So- so you and– who's your other parent?

Foolish: Uh, Vegetta.

Bad: Oh! How's that going?

Foolish: Yeah, listen– splendid, splendid. We've uh, things have been moving pretty quickly, you know? We've moved in together...

Bad: Wait, you two moved in together?!

Foolish: Well, not exactly like moved-moved in, but it's kind of like– I have like a second living place–

Bad: [Overlapping] How long have you known each other?

Foolish: Just like– you know, [Quietly] a couple days...

Bad: That's really fast, Foolish! I mean, going from literally like, you just meet someone to moving in? Like... Oh my goodness!

Foolish: Yeah, I mean–

Bad: I mean, honestly, I guess that makes sense.

Foolish: We um– [Muffles a laugh] Listen, I don't wanna like, you know, I– I mean, we put our beds together, that's like– that's, um.

Bad: Uh-huh.

Foolish: Yeah.

Bad: Wait– You put your beds together?

Foolish: We- we may have put our beds together.

Bad: That's pretty impressive, I'll give you that.

Foolish: But– listen, hey though, I don't wanna talk too much about that–

[genevawrenn]

Looking back over yesterday, the timeline for The Realm is wild /pos

First, Foolish eats a sandwich.

Ros shows up to inform her King she negotiated to put in a good word for his longest enemy to take him to the ball cause he helped build the ballroom, and now owns 10% of it.

Foolish agrees to go to the ball as long as he can kill his date on the night of the event.

He asks Smajor if he can kill him after he just arrives, stating he feels out of pocket today and Smajor declines. He invites Smajor to Yellow, who declines.

Foolish states that in an ideal world, everyone would be on Yellow except BBH.

Ros shows off her ballroom build so far [has she slept? /lh]

Ros offers for Foolish to help with the chandelier, and he declines, citing the great Mansion crash out of old.

Foolish : "How does on kill BBH?"

Smajor : "With a lot of effort."

Foolish : "I'm just gonna ask him to take off his clothes."

[53 minutes into Foosh's VOD yesterday]

Foolish : "Take off your armour, we are going to fight to the death"

BBH : "Okay :D"

They debate the logistics of said fight and then pivot to speaking about the ball.

Foolish asks BBH about the invite, BBH gives him a diamond and asks him formally, which Foolish surprises us all by agreeing too.

Before adding the condition of murdering said demon at the ball, which BBH joyously agrees to only if he can kill the totem too.

Foolish agrees.

They then state how neither of them is going to treat the other well and the night is going to end in a swordfight, and yes I would mean it as an innuendo with the way these two bastards said it. /rp

Smajor tries to play relationship counsellor but gives up.

They then begin firing crossbows at each other?

BBH tries to argue he now owns 10% of the castle, which Foolish absolutely disagrees with.

BBH offers a tour of the cathedral after Foolish asks how progress is going.

BBH tells Foolish about Chip's pet parrot.

Foolish decides to 'trim' Blueberry's beak and kill the parrot.

BBH immediately threatens to kill Foolish and begins chasing him down.

Foolish dies and reappears at the castle, and then states deal is off.

Foolish then returns to the cathedral to murder every pet that Bad owns.

Bad also calls off the date for the ball and begins to hunt down Foolish for his crimes and for sport.

Foolish thinks the date is back on.

Foolish states he doesn't care how many lives he loses as long as Bad dies once, somewhere during this I believe is when Bad kidnapped the camel that Landduo has joint custody of.

Ros runs to her King in an attempt to save him.

Bad catches back up with Foolish.

By the skin of his serrated teeth, Foolish escapes due to a lucky pearl and flees into the mines.

Foolish decides to go mining.

Chip begins to hunt the King and tries to signal to Bad where he is hiding, appearing before Foolish to bother him and help Bad track him.

They run between dimensions and caves hunting each other, which goes on for quite a while.

At some point during this, Pili gets killed by Pangi once via his axe from Pili1 and the other via ender crystal placed in his home.

Doozers declare the King part of Witness Protection and name him Eduardo.

Foolish is still mining while Bad tries to convince him through chat to return to the castle.

The chase continues through several dimensions and areas of the Realm, with no luck.

The Doozers suggest for Foolish to disguise himself as a certain diamond-themed soul from Bad's past in efforts to hide his identity.

Ros & Aimsey are doing their darnedest to get Foolish to Sneeg cause they think he would be safest there.

They eventually do manage to reunite after several close calls including one in the castle where Bad almost caught Foolish escaping into a nether portal, Ros & Aimsey find the King and begin their mission to escort Foolish to their Smith Daddy aka Sneeg on the Mushroom Island.

They manage to reach Sneeg after Aimsey lends the King his elytra and explain the whole story to their blacksmith who sounds like the most disappointed father ever™.

The Kingdom then decides to have a Kingdom meeting as an aside and discuss Owen.

They receive information that Bad is approaching the mushroom island and proceed to stash their totem King near the Blender™.

Bad then decides to return to the main area after an unsuccessful hunt, and Foolish wants to go back to the castle. They do so.

At some point between the Kingdom meeting and returning to the castle, Pili begs Foolish to take his 3rd life.

Foolish follows through on this request on the castle's front steps, resetting Pili.

Bad and Foolish then get into another argument, and Bad kills Foolish again.

Which means Bad has killed Foolish twice today and four times in total upon this server.

Aimsey calls Landduo out for starting most of the conflict upon this server, which the immortals laugh off.

They reach an impasse but agree to truce on behalf of the mortals.

They discuss the invitation to the ball once more and decide today's events change nothing. They also decide to still go arm-in-arm to the event as well as agree the plan to demise each other that day is still a go.

They part ways, leaving us all confused and amused.

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Like what the hell is wrong with them /lh

They hunt each other for sport by day and go on dates at night (which also might end in death), confound everyone around them, and drag poor mortals into conflicts.

Immortal courting goes wild man, like what the hell.

And this isn't the first time they have been on a server together but its slowly evolved into this bond no one alive understands yet is also goals at the same time cause it seems like they have so much fun together.

It just took The Realm for them to kick it up a notch. Or 3.

[tomfrogisblue]

Big fan of whenever a creator from one of the other languages meets Bad for the first time and he tells them his name is BadBoyHalo and explains it to them

Then they fucking hit it off and later the creator explains to him that no, he is not a bad boy, he is a good boy, he is GoodBoyHalo

[wordsrums]

!badboyhalo who is death reincarnated, a fallen angel who wants nothing more than to be reunited with his family his children in the afterlife and !foolish who is life itself who believes in only moving forward and not allowing himself to think of what and who he has lost

[ghostszone]

Foolish: "So you don't remember being on the island?"

Bad: "nope!"

Foolish: "but you remember me?"

Bad: "yeah! I could never forget you"

Foolish: "ah, motherfucker."

[thepenguisalive7]

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as long as you’re not alone 1 2

[lilyminer]

Thinkin about emerald duo again.

Thinking about how they aren’t quite parent/guardian and child but also aren’t quite peers. If y’all have been here long enough you know how feral I get for stories of immortal characters. And in my headcanons both Techno and Phil are immortal Phil is just an older immortal (both in total years and the age at which he stopped aging)

So it’s just interesting to imagine how it feels to hang out with this guy who is an adult just like you but you watched him grow up and also watched him age a couple more hundred years into immortality. And so by mortal standards Techno is crazy old and knowledgeable but by Phil’s “the only human person currently alive born 3 thousand years ago” standards he’s still young. Of course Phil isn’t morally flawless but I can just imagine him seeing Techno make these mistakes and think to himself “you’ll know how wrong you are right now once you get a few more cycles of history repeating itself under your belt, for now I still have to watch you make such human mistakes.” Namely among them being getting attached and personally invested in mortals choices and their consequences. To me Phil’s actions on the dsmp are far more connected to his grief than causes he’s invested in like Techno’s dedication to anarchy.

Also my annual apology to canon purists for basing basically my whole reading of these characters on shit I made up about them.

[qbbhs]

say what you will, but q!bbh and q!foolish are ENDGAME. and i don’t mean like, they’re gonna have a kiss and go happily into the sunset. i mean like, watching the solar system crumble in on itself and then float over to a different galaxy endgame. we knew each other a billion years ago on earth type of endgame. and obviously yes, sometimes they kiss on the mouth.

[miscellaneoussmp]

"I haven't seen a dinosaur in so long."

BAD???? HUH???? THE LAST NON-AVIAN DINOSAURS DIED 66 MILLION YEARS AGO!!!!

[isa-ghost]

Okay, I need to share bird nerd info For Philza enjoyers: crow flirt and dad pattern baldness

Crows and most birds share food with potential mates as flirting, not just “Hey look I found a HUGE Patch of berries!” Like directly put food in beak. That is only for babies and partners in most cases. Even then some foods are only shared rarely, usually with favorite items. So feeding a partner from your fork is probably very flirty for Philza’s bird brain. The other thing is Enchanted golden apples, he values those a lot, so Mumza is probably one of the very few people to have Bird mode Philza desperately attempting to pass her an enchanted golden apple. Bird man down bad for death goddess wife. On the dad pattern baldness, it’s not on his head. Most bird species that incubate their own eggs develop a bald patch on the abdomen ( or even a few more on their sides) that becomes very vascular when they have eggs . If both sexes take turns sitting on the eggs, both develop a brood patch. In crows both parents sit on the eggs, so if Philza has any chest feathers or hair he is gonna start losing them. Like within days of having Chayanne given to him he notices extra feathers in the bed. “ Guess I’m officially dad now.” Bonus of extra warm hugs for eggs

Oh my god I'm gonna explode /pos

I'm immediately adopting the flirty feeding onto my angel and other bird-coded OCs I'm screaming that's so goddamn cute.

Also the brood patch is so silly omg. You had babies? Get smoothed idiot.

[Missa screaming that Phil has lost his treasure trail] /j

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm just- I'm just living my life on my little like, beach house, Bad! Why are they picking fights with an old man just sitting at his fckin'– his fisherman's house, man!

Bad: I don't know! [Laughs] I don't know!

Phil: I'm just like- I'm in retirement!

Bad: They're just- they're just out for blood– maybe you're right! Maybe they are just bored.

Phil: I'm retired! I'm literally retired, on my beach house and they're picking fights.

Bad: I know, it's crazy, it's crazy. But it's awesome too, think about it– a war! A war, Philza!

Phil: [Sighs] I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them, dude. So many.

Bad: [Laughs] Nah, I feel ya. I feel ya. Have you met Mr. Reaper yet?

Phil: [Overlapping with Bad's question] Anyway, how- how are you, by the way? I heard you died.

Bad: Mm, yeah, no I did. Um...

Phil: How was that?

Bad: Fun.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was... an experience. I mean, it's not the first time, but... you know how it goes.

Phil: I do, yeah. I do.

[talasta]

People don't talk enough about how BadBoyHalo assassinated president John F. Kennedy on November 22nd, 1963

[alchemicaladarna]

The best way to describe q!foolhalo's relationship are centuries worth of a series of "yes ands owo" & "because you specifically told me not to I'm gonna double down and do it anyway >:D"

[pumpkinpietimb]

Landduo really logged in today and decided to threaten the whole server by dropping the hardest lines ever

"If I go back, and she's really not there... not just you, but everyone, okay? Hell. Will rain down on this island."

"I won't let them hurt my Dapper. If they take everything from me, then I have nothing to lose."

[zeb-z]

demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.

human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.

tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.

bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.