#quackity ff

[notthecity]

also on a fully unrelated note to the rest of my blog my favorite thing about the qsmp is quackity realizing just how unique the phenomenon he created is every two weeks. the eggs were just some cute almost pets to take care of, until everyone got emotionally attached and now the players would commit crimes against humanity for their minecraft children. bringing creators from all over the world together resulted on some unlikely friendships that never would have happened otherwise, think roier and cellbit, philza and forever, charlie and mariana, jaiden and roier, and so many more. and if the cinema night proves anything, it's that the fanbase is immensely creative, making everything from hilarious memes to an amazing 10-minute moving comic diving deeper into a character's lore with quality worthy of professional animation. like... godspeed you lil Mexican streamer, good on you for accidentally creating one of the coolest things I have seen on Twitch in recent years

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Red team, who is your team captain?

[Quackity, Mike, and Pac all responding in unison]

Quackity: I vote Mike Tazercraft!

Mike: I think Quackity.

Pac: [Pointing up at Quackity]

Quackity: [Laughs] Ok.

Mike: No no– Quackity, Quackity! Yeah, Quackity Tazercraft.

Pac: Quackity Tazercraft!

Quackity: I am going to fcking ruin this team, but ok!

[pepemoon]

Found this old drawing. No idea why specifically Apricot Chai. Also quackity was so done with wilburs shit he just went along with it

[imtheproblems]

quackity x warrior cats fan!reader

♧genre? -- fluff

♧type? -- headcanons

♧TW? -- none, no use of Y/N, no gender specified..

♧Authors note? -- its the time of the year ya'll 😭😭 my first ff >:33 sorry 4 sum weird things english is not my first language -w- (+ i cant write im ltrlly so dumb) i decided 2 write ffs i couldnt find hehe?

✮ starting off!! u would def torture him to read at least ONE book qwp

✮ poor boy didn't know what was happening

✮ if collect like funky editions, or books in another language, you would def show him everything

✮ imagine him talking w/ u abt like his fav cat or sum shit so cuteee😭

✮ he would be interested in like bad characters, i js know that

✮ OMG HE GIVES SUCH LIONBLAZE VIBES OMGGG

✮ if he read Into the wild and u start bragging abt other books he would be like 'bish tf r u talking abt' but he would actl read more to js know what r u talking 'bout

✮ i feel like his fav character would be Tigerclaw js bcs he's a villain T,,T

✮ this man wants 2 know more abt warriors!!

✮ i feel like after fire and ice (idk if this is the og name//) he would like get sooo into it

✮ would spoil u in figurines (i want them sm pls smn buy me i dont have money//)

✮ he will (ik this//) yapp abt this on stream like 😭😭 "yall do yk abt this silly book series?? its called warriors and its abt cats n stuff go read it rn :33"

✮ will buy them in spanish omgomg (if there r idrk..//)

✮ Baisicly u got him a new hyperfixation T,,T

[tomfrogisblue]

The QSMP admins really be waking up every day just like "How can we torture the Brazilians today?"

[drowninginblox]

Someone needs to make a QSMP animatic with The Call

[qslimebignaturals]

Girls when they realise that the majority of dsmp fan base will never treat c!slime normally or with respect and will continue to treat him as an extension of c!quackity

(FATHER SON DAPDUO TRUTHERS DONT EVEN LOOK THIS POSTS WAY)

[thesmpisonfire]

it frustrates me cause i don't care if the interview isn't an "official" statement or that she's not really a public figure. doesn't excuse the xenophobia and talking shit on the admins currently staying in the server, and i'm tired of people casually excusing it. ffs, guys, you can agree that the conditions she mentioned in the interview were bad, you can agree that things need to be fixed, but you can also say that some things she said were kinda shitty. WE CAN DO BOTH STOP PRETENDING SOME OF WHAT SHE SAID WAS OKAY

saying its mistranslated or lacking context is just as bad as the ppl that say quackity is 100% innocent. The ppl that made the doc were french speakers themselves and they translated EVERYTHING including sound cues, like adding the fact Lea teared up. She was mistreated in QStudios, shes also being a piece of shit to the latino admins that are left + spitting out casual xenophobia. Both exist

[nikaizkool]

Back at it again 😭 wit sick s/o I feel like quackity would baby his s/o when their sick and go full on Mexican mom with vaporub on chest and everything the red gatorade and everything like I feel like he wouldn't take his eyes on ff his s/o even when streaming he'd make them sit right next to him to keep an eye on them

HMYMOLY YES BRO

He’d be so scared of you dying or something, he’d make you soup and tea and give you medicine every six hours. He’d stop streaming until you feel better and just stay with you the entirety of your sickness

[bugflies00]

the thing is, quackity is in no way responsible for the harassment & stalking dream’s family is dealing with. he has not said a word about the situation, has not incited ANY kind of response against dream, just kept himself entirely uninvolved. do you think people ready to stalk people would listen to a streamer telling them not to do it? 

this isn’t the same as harassing people on twitter, this is literally stalking and something that should be taken to the police. it’s different from when we ask ccs to "reign in their fanbase", because by that we mean "hey your fans are being dicks, you have influence over them, ask them to cut it out". this is not fans being dicks on twitter, this is STALKING. a CRIME. something quackity Cannot Control because people willing to do that are clearly fucked in the head !!!

while i still despise dream and think he’s a horrible person, i do hope his family are okay cause they’re not involved with any of this, and people willing to do this shit need to be taken to court. but don’t go blaming quackity ffs. he clearly distanced himself from dream, for reasons im sure we all understand, but at NO POINT did he Ever instigate anything with him. frankly he’s been really patient, i would’ve snapped already

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: Nononono—

Rubius: By the way, congratulations, you've been live for a whopping 26 minutes. Applause. 👏

[atthebell]

/discourse

Yeah I come from twitter and like, it’s so disheartening tbh. People are demanding things out of people who don’t normally talk about politics. For example, they are demanding things out of Roier, Iron Mouse and Quackity. And they say it’s “oh it’s because we are concerned for them, if they use their platform more people will know!!” Well yes, that is true but there’s a slippery slope between asking for help and harassing CC’s so you can have a morality high ground. People are already shitting on Roier because he commented on fanart instead of rting. Like dude, give him a moment he probably doesn’t know anything that’s happening. And when people try to say this, to give CC’s space to learn, your called a Zionist and get immediately blasted. “It’s a genocide! They should use their platform, their silence is deafening” <<<<legit words I’ve seen. I’ve seen people immediately drop CC’s and said that anyone who likes said CC’s is a horrible person.

yes it's ridiculous to demand every single cc talk about this or that they need to use their platforms to raise awareness about the issue-- this genocide has been the biggest news and politics conversation topic for the last several months since october. awareness has been made, there is no one on the internet rn unaware of the conflict (which, yes, it is a conflict, that does not make it not also a genocide). it is completely unavoidable, so unless you live under a literal rock there is no way you're gonna learn about it from some twitch streamer. and so roier or whoever tweeting about it does not make anyone more aware than they were before. also roier is sick, as is mouse, and quackity does not talk about politics, never has, and never will, so expecting that is ridiculous.

it's ridiculous regardless-- like doc brought up, this shit is blatant virtue signalling and i'm tired of it. it is not every single cc's responsibility to tell you how to feel about an issue or to speak out every time something terrible happens, and frankly it is not your business what they do in support of it or not in private so long as they don't act like a shithead. any of these creators could be donating a ton of money behind the scenes and just not speaking about it because that's not necessary, or they could not be and frankly i don't care either way. content creators do not exist to be twitter users' perfect idols of morality and expecting that of them is ridiculous and clearly all about you (not you specifically anon, the general you of stupid twitter users) and how you desperately need every creator you watch to have the exact morally agreed upon beliefs or else they're morally bereft and so are you.

if a cc acts shitty or says something off, sure, kindly point out where they've gone wrong or, if you don't feel like watching them anymore, don't, but don't act like their head belongs on a guillotine because they haven't talked about/aren't aware of every tragedy going on in the world right now. like you said, people are treating it like a moral high ground rather than the serious political issue that it is. and if you want a cc who's super informed about politics and is raising money for palestine and talking about it a bunch, go watch hasan ffs. maybe you'll actually learn something for once.

anyway everyone stay the fuck off twitter and stop engaging in this kind of guilt trippy bullshit.

[star-1111]

OMGGGG YOUR LAST QUACKITY FF WAS SO GOOD!! :D

Romantic quackity x reader?

making out with him? ONLY IF YOU’RE COMFYYY!!

You got it! Sorry it took me a while to respond!

~

Warnings: language, slight nsfw ><

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Lets just say, that sometimes things get out of hand.

One moment, you were cuddling with your boyfriend, watching (insert favorite movie/show) and the next, you two were making out.

Quackity held you close, his hands resting on your waist, while you ran your fingers through his soft, black hair.

Your lips moved against each other, occasionally pulling away for air.

"I love you." He muttered against your lips. "I love you so fucking much."

You pulled him closer if that was even possible, your mouths moving in perfect synchronization with each other. You held each other, begging the other to not leave.

"God I love you so much." This time it was your turn to mutter against his lips, feeling him smirk against you. He ran his hand from your waist to your thigh, rubbing small circles on it. You tangled your fingers in his hair, your heart thumping hard against your ribcage as your adrenaline rose.

And well, lets just say that sometimes things get out of hand.

~

Sorry if it was short >< I hope you liked it though! This will be the only time I ever write ANYTHING with slight nsfw/nsfw at all. I hope you understand!

[xomoosexo]

DREAM CORP LMAFOOOOO please as much as i love him we can all agree that he cant keep a word for ahit😭😭 mr 'i will only wear the mask now' and 'i wont post many pics of my face' 'lets do themed snapchat days' ect

Like he is constantly evolving and its basically impossible for him to NOT let his personality shine thru

Let him try out stuff so he can be comfortable which is honestly the main thing everyone should want like yeah sure we can be sad about a potentially less personal dream but ffs people this isn't about ur its about his own comfort

like the guy you stan is crazy. he's a crazy person. if you want an actually closed off diplomat maybe try quackity

[ghostlysenses]

I was wondering if you could do a part 2 to the waiting fanfic cause I just read it and I neeeeeed quackity and tommy to go and confront Karl and Sapnap cause I feel like that would be sad and angsty at the same time

if you don’t want to that’s fine but I really just need to know what would happen

😘💕

oh?! Id love tooo!!

Why weren’t you there!!!

Tw: Angst, Confrontation, go read part 1

Quackity abruptly stood up, tears still streaming down his face, fists balled up in anger “I need to find them tommy…”

Tommy looked up at him, he had no idea what to say

“do you uhh, want me to come with…?”

Quackity had thought about it, he doesn’t think tommy can help with this, its a family matter after all, so instead he said

“How about you stay here, gather all of her things and take them back to Los Nevada”

Tommy nods, and with that Quackity leaves

It took him awhile to find them both, but eventually he found it

Kinoko Kingdom

and looked over it with rage

it filled him head to toe

~~~Meanwhile, with Tommy~~~

Tommy had first removed your corpse and had buried it right next to your Papas house

He then went back and looked through your room

He found old photos

he doesn’t think this family will ever look that happy again.

He starts putting things in boxes, well whatever isn’t overgrown by nature

~~~~Back to Papa!~~~~

As Quackity stepped up to them, looking like he was ready to kill, sapnap and karl stared back

“Quackity? what are you doing here” Sapnap

“Did you forget something?” Quackity asks

Both of his ex lovers stare in confusion

as he takes out a frog key

“Do you know what this is?! DONT YOU BOTH HAVE ONE?!” He shouts, with so much anger his voice is a little raspy

As Karl stares in confusion

Sapnaps eyes

SNAP!

wide open

he did forget something….someone….very important

~~Tommy!~~

He found a small picture book

You on Karls shoulders, hands up in the air!

It seemed like you were all at the beach, sunny aspect, ur hair was up in pigtails, and well the bath suit all might be dead give aways

Another photo hand you grabbing onto Quackity and pointing to a duck, ironic.

he can imagine you yelling QUACK!!! QUACK!!!

at your papa.

The next page had one of you and sapnap, u were running away with his headband. It looked like he was just about to grab you too!

He turned the next page but some was covered by moss, he tried to recover what he could but

man can’t beat nature

He set it down in the box, and went to the record player.

~~Fathers~~

“We..forgot someone?” Karl says tilting his head, quackity glared at him. When sapnap was snapped back to reality he finally spoke

“Oh my god…how lo-“

“a long time, to long, even after death she….she stayed and waited…”

Sapnap pulled out his key, they always had it in their pockets…how could they forget someone so important, their own child ffs!!

He walks over to quackity and tries to hand it to him

but he refuses

“Quackity just take it, we forgot her, we dont dese-“

“You have just as a right to be upset as I do, but y/n would not want you to wallow like this, She doesn’t blame you….I think she just wanted to see someone one more time.” He pushed the key back to him

Sapnap stared at him, tears in his eyes

Quackity smiled….

W

H

A

M

Quackity looked at his fist, bloody from Sapnaps now bloody nose.

As Sapnap landed on his back

Quackity bent down and grabbed the key “But I do blame you” he spits at him, with venom lacing his tongue.

He walked away

leaving a sad and angry sapnap

and a very confused and worried Karl

~~~~With tommy!!~~~~

Tommy had just about finished up packing up everything.

It was nearing sunset.

He set down one last empty box (He brings them back and forth) and heads over to your bed.

He’s packing pillows, blankets, and some plushies.

He sees that some look familiar, he thinks he’s seen you walking around with these.

They were like comfort items.

He doesnt want these getting into dreams hands, or any of your stuff…that could damage Quackity really bad.

He’ll have to tell Quackity to hide it all..

Once he’s done packing he looks around and suddenly…

the room seems

L

i

g

h

t

e

r

Like a weight has been lifted, or a tension is now gone.

He feels better too, he doesnt know how to explain it but it feels good.

Happiness?

Relief?

…..

Closure..?

Either way-

He sighs with content before grabbing the box and heading outside

he turns and takes one final look at the house

and to be honest

he likes to think

y/n felt, whatever he did, too…

[pinketine]

Niki QSMP Stream Summary #1 - 28/08/23

This is mostly for my friend Alto @alt0stratuscloud, to make his life easier as she tries to keep up with every pov under the sun

I will be doing my best to do this for all of Niki's streams, but this one is a bit flawed due to me having spent a good portion of it travelling.

That being said, all under the cut!

-Niki spawns in a snowy and icy prison cell, she leaves after grabbing this book

"Prepare to go outside by collecting the following: A,B,C,D,E"

-Niki finds a kitchen area, before meeting Ironmouse, Rivers, Tubbo and Willy

-They briefly discuss being in jail, in which Niki defends Mouse being Satan as a reason why she shouldn't be in jail

-Niki's stream crashes, and she is left behind as a result

-She walks around looking for other people

-She sees a guard and is alarmed, before entering the mineral area

-She walks up and down, only hearing people and seeing nametags before meeting up with Tubbo and Willy

-She talks to Tubbo, who jokes with her about a QSMP ghost before revealing he also knows nothing and leaves

-She travels to wood, makes some tools, goes back to minerals, goes mining and upgrades her tools

-She meets German, Lenay, Polis, and later on Tina

-She talks more to Mouse, and Mouse gives her headpats. Niki says they're friends

-She decides to breed the chickens for extra food, and while gathering seeds, declares she would find peace in being a farmer

-The chickens died, which upsets her before she realises it from a cactus. Rationlising it as natural selection, she cooks them

-Niki suggests they fish for enderpearls, before everyone runs back to their cells after being told to do so

-Niki debates leaving her cell -"I'm not the first one to break a rule. I'll do it if other people do, but I'm not the first one to break a rule" -She then steps outside the cell, before being convinced to go back in

-The server then crashes (Quackity pay for the damn thing ffs)

-Niki leaves the cell again, only for a guard to scare her off -A guard gives her an elevator on her way back, and tells her to wait to use it

-She talks about how she didn't expect to be caught for her (unspecified) crimes, and the guard keeps checking on her to make sure she's still in the cell

-After a while, she assumes it is time and places the elevator in the corner of her cell

-She then wanders around her cell and finds this

jumps down, and finds this

-Since it's a 2 block tall hole, she's trapped, and asks for help in the chat

-She is then teleported to the main group, and is very happy to see Phil, who gives her a lot of avacado toast. She's also happy to see several others, such as Quackity, Foolish and Slime

-After watching most of the new group introduce themselves, it becomes her turn

-"Hi, I'm Niki Nihachu, and I speak German, English and Spanish."

-She takes a liking to Etoiles, and while everyone flees the building, she's at the front following Fit, and gives Forever toast on the way out

-Everyone gets teleported to Spawn

-She goes off with Phil, and chats with him about how bloody loud everyone is together

-"I am here now. I will bring the peace. I will bring the peace and quiet."

-She then makes a crack about being used to joining servers in the middle of wars and Phil then shows her the fed building, and tells her not to trust them

-They then go on a tour lead by Cellbit and Phil and meet Richarlyson. Niki is immediately endeared, murmuring "a little egg...". Cellbit tells them not to trust Cucurucho, and theorises that he and the federation could be the reason the new members were iced and lost their memories. Niki wonders what they did to deserve that.

-Niki states that she wants to work against the feds and break their rules, and shows interest in getting weapons to fight like Etoiles does. He also gives her a backpack and some diamonds.

-The tour continues, and they meet Pomme, who Niki is also very endeared by, remarking that she's very cute. Pomme gives her a flower, and Niki says she'll try to remember everyone who has given her a gift.

-After being downed by a meature, Pomme revives her and Richas gives her slime boots. She briefly asks who Mr Mustard is before moving on. Etoiles gives her a diamond backpack, replacing her previous one.

-She hears about Tallulah's parental situation and asks if she's lonely. She also says it's good to know about BBH's whole Skeppy thing.

-They arrive at the Favela, where she realises she has been wearing a zombie horse head the whole time. Pomme gives her a crown to replace it

-They meet Dapper, and she loves his armour and then his little top hat and suitcase

-While AFK, Richas leaves her this sign which she doesn't see

-They then go to the strip club, which Niki is very impressed by aesthetic-wise. However, she doesn't know where to look once everyone starts pole dancing. She then sees Tina there, and they talk a bit. Tina says that Niki looks perfect with her crown on, and Niki says that Tina always looks perfect. Tina says that the men are loud, and Niki laughs and agrees

-She then wants to go talk to Phil, and asks Dapper where he is. After being given instructions to his house, they meet up at Spawn. He says that Tallulah is excited to meet Niki. They go to hide and seek

-She meets Tallulah, who says she's very pretty, and gives her a poppy that Niki promises to treasure

-"Tallulah, you never have to feel lonely again"

-Phil says he wants them to hang out sometime later, and tells Tallulah that Niki is part of the family like Tubbo

-Niki states that she wants her base to be completely pink and cute, and Phil promises to give her pink wood saplings for that

-Niki likes Tallulah's flute playing, and Tallulah gives her pink dye for her backpack. After dying her backpack, Tallulah gives her a kovan flower, telling her she can display it on her backpack because it's pretty like Niki. Phil says he knew they'd get along like a house on fire, and Niki says she'll remember that Tallulah's favourite colour is purple, and offers to teach her German after they speak in Spanish a bit

-Niki then backs away from the conversation, and Tallulah asks if she's ok. She reassures Tallulah

-They go to Phil's house, where Niki looks at Chayanne's revenge drawings and meet an asleep Chayanne

-Phil gives her the pink tree saplings and bonemeals

-They then go to Tallulah's room in the Ninho, where Phil tells them that the eggs are often in a lot of danger, upsetting Niki

-"Tallulah I will protect you with my life. I will protect all the eggs with my life"

-Niki says the Code sounds terrifying

-They got back to Chayanne's room, and Phil questions Etoiles about Niki and Tubbo's diamond backpacks. She backs up Etoiles by saying she founds hers on the ground. He then says she also founds diamonds on the ground and throws more of them at her

-They leave, and Etoiles tells Niki about the flower biomes in which she decides she wants to find

-Cellbit and Richas show up

-Tallulah asks if Niki wants to see her casa, which Niki does

-They got to Tallulah and Wilbur's house

-Niki asks if Tallulah built all of this, Tallulah says Wilbur built it for her before he went on tour. Niki tells Tallulah that she's actually very good friends with Wilbur, and is excited for when he comes back home from touring

-Tallulah says that she's really happy to hear that, and Niki says that Wil is great, and that she's sure he'll come back soon

-They got inside the torre, and Niki reads the signs on the wall

-Tallulah says Wil told her to write signs and books as memories, and Niki tells her he'll be really happy to read them

-Niki marks the waystone to their home

-Tallulah tells Niki about her botanical garden, which Niki marvels at and promises to help Tallulah with. Tallulah tells her she's always welcome there

-She promises Tallulah that she will be back very soon, and that Tallulah will never have to be lonely again. Tallulah says it was nice to meet her, and tells her to be safe and that she will wait for her

-Niki disconnects! She's very happy with being on the QSMP, and says it's the cutest server. Everyone is nice, and funny, and sweet. She says if it wasn't for irl plans, she'd be online all night!

-She says she'll try to be online tomorrow (tonight), but might oversleep. If she's not online today, she'll be online on Wednesday,

-She wants to bring back her chill late night building streams

Stream end!