#quarintine haircut

[notasoupcompany]

my hair was really annoying me today so i just took out a pair of scissors and chopped it off. is that how it works these days?

[katiemp3]

Impulsively cut off my hair and then bleached it :)

(Pardon the quality, I took this in the dark ;( )

[ohthatgay]

A gay, a wine, a cat. Background: the gay’s gay white car, huge plants.

[mthelenaa]

Peep Brendon’s eboy haircut

[deans-asscot]

Me: my mom is improving, she's becoming more open minded 🤗

Also mom: manages to fill me with shame and embarrassment for wanting a haircut, just like the good ol' days 🙃

[rexdraco]

How to get your #haircut during #quarintine bishes. Some new art soon as well as the reveal of the hairdo. Are y'all ready? #revealing https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xanXSp_ik/?igshid=sn57ecq45zhz

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[junkies010]

Vlog 8# Trimming my own fringe, you wanna try ?

I use to trim my own fringe once/month due to fast growing hair. Honestly, it is not economical to go to hairstylist just to trim my fringe unless I need an overall haircut. There are a few times where I over cut my fringe but I do learn my lesson and keep improve the cutting skill. Is not a perfect cut but still acceptable in my point of view. 

[professorsparklepants]

the doc for this on my phone is called "SAO au bc I hate myself"

An idea I had a while ago (like, a WHILE ago) for an Sword Art Online type au based off the fantasy anime ending/character poll illustration where the kids from 1-A got put in gay baby jail quarintine because the site went 18+ exclusive right before the big server lock and the few admins that are stuck online with them don't want the few minors that hadn't been purged yet interacting with the user base at large. Most of this was an excuse to make Midoriya into a bunny girl. I will not apologize.

I will apologize for how long this post is. I haven't replaced my computer yet so no read more, sorry. I'm not gonna write this and I want it off my phone. HMU if you get inspired, I want to see your end results.

A TEAM: the Deku squad including Tsuyu because it's what she deserves

1. MidoriMight81 (Midoriya Izuku) "Midori" or "Deku"; Rabbit faunus, warrior class; avatar is female bc he wanted the rabbit faunus stats & bunny girl was the only option; speed stat bonus; Quirkless, a glitch that only happens in 2% of all generated accounts

2. uravity (Uraraka Ochako); elf, mage class; trans girl w/ female avatar, not out at home?; Quirk activated same as canon, but equipment allows her to use it long range

3. Ingenium (Iida Tenya) "Gene" or "Genie"; human, warrior class; this is actually his brother's secondary (non-work) account that Tensei let him take out for a spin; he and Tensei's avatars look exactly the same (ie more like Tensei than Tenya), which is why Tenya jumps to switch haircuts & add glasses in; level bonus on his scouting skill

4. Fr0ppy (Asui Tsuyu) goes by Tsu or Froppy; frog faunus, rogue class; agility stat bonus?

5. Shouto (Todoroki Shouto); elf, mage class; longest under 18 player

B TEAM: the B stands for Bakugo

1. explodokillzzzz (Bakugo Katsuki) "Explodo" " 'splody" "Killer"; human, warrior class; trans boy, out irl; level bonus on [skill]

2. red_r10t (Kirishima Eijirou) "Red" or "Riot"; demon, warrior class; knows Queenie irl, picked demon race for the #aesthetic

3. 4lienqueeeen (Ashido Mina) "Queenie" or "Pinkie"; demon, rogue class; knows Riot irl;

4. chargingb0lt (Kaminari Denki) "Bolt"; elf, mage class; cis girl with male avatar (avoiding harassment?), Huge lesbian

5. serophane (Sero Hanta) "Sero" or "Tape"; human?, rogue class; nobody really notices the pun bc of hirigana

C TEAM: other kids from the fantasy illustrations or who I thought would translate interestingly to an RPG game

1. Creati34/Yo_Momo (Yaoyorozu Momo) "Creatie"; human, warrior class; bought a SHIT TON of premium equipment with purchased in-game money so she's the main outfitter; level bonus on her Smith skill

2. earphonejack (Jirou Kyouka) "Jack"; elven mage class; basically a bard

3. tailkingGoku (Ojiro Mashirao) "Goku" or "Tails"; monkey faunus, rogue class; agility stat bonus

4. litebrite07 (Hagakure Tooru) "Bright"; demon, rogue class; originally a dude playing a female avatar bc male characters never get the stylish gear, but is comfortable as a girl & ends up solidly gender fluid; quirk glitched so that player avatar is invisible all the time & activating quirk just makes equipment invisible

5. Tsukuyomi (Tokoyami Fumikage); raven faunus, mage class; picked faunus for the #aesthetic and just dumped his stat bonus, somehow made his powers go out of control?

MODS/BABYSITTERS: admin or deputized admin who were put in charge of herding the minors after the server lock

1. SenseiTensei (Iida Tensei) "Tensei" or "Tensei-Sensei"; demon, warrior class; originally a Dev for the game, building the hardware & framework; this is his mod/admin account

2. Eraserhead (Aizawa Shouta) "Aizawa/Aizawa-sensei"; CAT FAUNUS, rogue class; a minor Dev & mod/admin for the game; was in charge of weeding out under-18 accounts for legal reasons before the server lock; raised stealth

3. Le1000000 (Togata Mirio) "Lem" or "Million"; human, rogue class; JUST turned 18; skill bonus ?????

4. SunEater (Amajiki Tamaki) "Sun"; elven, mage/warrior class; knows Lem IRL

5. twistNshout (Hadou Nejire) "Twist/Twister"; demon, mage class

Three classes:

Warrior class (STRENGTH; heavy armor & melee weapons)

Rogue class (FINESSE; med. armor, stealth & close range or sniper weapons)

Mage class (SORCERY; long range spells & type matchups, light/no armor)

(I'm just ripping off destiny lmao)

Class determines range:

warriors are flexible, mostly medium (swords, polearms, etc) but dip into close range (fisticuffs)

rogues are long range (snipers, cover fire) or close range (assassins, martial artists), no in between (choice of the two?)

mages are long range (area of affect spells, cover fire, targeting spells) out of necessity due to squishy-ness, but also have less powerful mid or close range spells to defend themselves with

quirk range determined by class?, warrior close range, rogue short/long, mages long range

Race options:

Human race: primary "settlers" of the land mass, skilled in a large variety of subjects; levels skills 5% quicker than other races, & 7% on a single skill of the PC's choice

elven race: the long lived protectors of civilization, who make and curate history; mobs drop 15% more XP when an elf is in the party

Faunus race: a native race unique to the forested lowlands, who benefit greatly from the influx of settlers ready to beat back the hordes; species gain a bonus in a specific stat: rabbits for speed, wolves for strength, etc

demon race: natives & former vassal of the monsters that rule the continent, now allies to the incoming settlers who clear the land; hitbox sizes increase for non quirk weapon and spell attacks

Extra thoughts:

marriage gives party benefits w/o being in party, share inventory

Quirks are basically cantrips

Everyone gets booted to level one after server lock, but keeps high powered equipment

Dying doesn't actually kill you, you're just trapped in an endless respawn loop, because tbh that's a much more interesting social experiment

[mentalanalyzer]

The violence, the purge, the natural human condition

I’ve been meaning to make a post about these past events for sometime. I don’t know why I always write these at 1 in the morning, bad habit. This is going to be a looong post. A journey, through who I am, and my core values. 

What is the innate human condition? Are we born good, and learn evil acts? Are we a blank slate that can be both good and evil? Are we inherently evil, and must go against our own nature to be good? To continue further, we must first define the term...evil. Evil in this case means to be violent, barbaric, led by rage/violence/hatred. This is difficult to answer, since we are influenced so much by our surroundings. And a baby does not have the capabilities to act with purpose. However, if one to were look at the primitive man, without society and their standards of morals/ethics. And thus, a perfect representation of the innate human condition. One could argue then we are inherently violent. We kill to eat and survive, kill other humans for mating rights, and constantly fight for power. This is how we have always been throughout time and history. Yet...I would argue this is not a good representation of the innate human condition. Because even the primitive man, is molded by his surroundings. We learn to kill and fight, to dominate through power. All to survive. This is what we have learned, this is what succeeds. This is what we must do to live. You kill the animals, to eat and to prevent them from eating you. You kill your fellow man, to prevent them from killing you. This is what we have grown up to learn....to be. That being said then, the argument could be that man has evolved through countless years to be this way. Since this is the way it takes to survive in the world. That we respond only to power and violence. 

Ah, but if we proceed into the modern time, the 21st century, we see a new side of man. When a child has no need to fend for themself to survive, when the food is given to them. Then they have no need to kill, no need for conflict. If they are brought up in a peaceful and loving environment, then the child no longer responds with violence and force. If it was the innate human condition to be violent, then regardless of the upbringing and environment, we should be violent. But this is not the case. Then perhaps the argument can be made that we are a blank slate.  But there is one other characteristic I’d like to bring to attention. The cooperation of the primitive man. His ability to love and have compassion. His desire to work with others, to live amongst others. Now you could argue this is for survival reasons, we are embedded to work together. But regardless, it shows that we are peaceful by default, when the need for violence is not present. Thus I would argue, that we are in fact born good, inherently, intrinsically, peaceful and loving. It is only the harshness and cruelty of the world that has made us into violent and forceful creatures.  Now what does all this have to do with the protests? Because everyone is looking at the whys, the hows, and what needs to be done. But everyone is removing the human element. The most important element. Why do we protest? Why must it be violent? And why do we respond to violence and force? These are issues everyone dances around, but no one answers.  Experience has taught us, while non-violent protests can work, it is only when you have violent protests that shit gets done, that people listen. If we use the BLM movement specifically in recent years, you can see this to be evident. It is through violent revolutions, in which powers shift and shit gets done. But why? Why is it this way? Well if you look at the above, you can see now, we respond to violence and force, because our world, and by extension its people, work by violence and force. When you are raised and see that only through these tactics do people listen to you, that change happens. Then inherently, this is the only thing you will listen to, the only thing you will respond to. We are a product of our environment, and the environment is one where violent/force wins/works. The fact this cop is getting prosecuted when countless others walked away, despite protests in both cases, simply provides more support to those violently protesting.  But....this learned habit, this feeling of hatred, violence, and force is not just to those in power, but it is embedded in the very essence of the people as well. To illustrate this, a simply question. Why is this specific incident, what broke the camels back? So many other police brutality incidents occur, why is this one getting so much outrage versus the others? It’s just 1 to many? Could it be, that this coincides perfectly with a multi-month long quarintine, where many are feeling financial difficulties and the psychological toll of isolation? Perhaps this wasn’t what broke the camels back on police brutality tolerance, but on people. People are just frustrated, tired, angry. Of the government, of the world, of the environment. Tired of others, tired of politics. And they go out, angry, kicking and screaming, violent. This is not who we are, but how we have learned to express ourselves, how we have learned to communicate. My own girlfriend, sees the police brutality, the corona redneck protestors wanting to get their haircuts, and is filled with anger and hate. But why? Because this is how we have been taught to respond. Anger responds with anger. Frustration with frustration. But this is a cycle, one that is going through countless generations and thousands of years.  But it does not need to be this way. As stated, the human condition is innately geared towards good, love, and peace. This is why these strategies work, and why hatred and violence don’t. Years and years of practice trying to force this to work, but it never does. Does no one ever wonder why that is? Why fear and hatred don’t work? Because humans are not designed for it, they are not wired for it. We are wired for peace and love. Countless eras of growing up in this harsh world and environment has hardened us, made us believe that we must respond like all the other animals in this world, with violence and force. But this does not need be the way.  We are seeing the prospects of true human evolution. The ability to transcend past our limitations, the true path to the future. One through love and peace. Where all humans work as one, and there are no heirachies, no levels, nothing. There exists no levels of power, and people do not respond to force, but rather with love. We have the capabilities now, to move beyond the primitive measures we have been forced to adopt to survive in this world.  And finally, we reach my opinion on these protests. To feel hate for any group, would be a mistake. Love for the cop, love for the protestors. For they are children, unable to understand and thus rewire their programming. We must instead, uniformly, unanymously, push forward with peace and love. No tear gas, no rubber bullets, no force and violence. No angry frustrated rhetoric. If you wish to protest, hold arms and protect the stores, do not fight back. You will get hurt, you may even die, but the alternative, is raising your children into a future of more pain and violence, and continuing this futile cycle. For if you refuse to change, how can you expect them to?

[pastachos]

Ya’ll losers who get yer haircuts at salons and barbershops. My mom cuts my hair.

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