#r11ver

[cyan-aesthetics]

Yowzah aesthetic.

[i-am-adlocked]

Tagged by @randombiochemist​. Ghad, you know I’m a sucker for these things.

NAME:  Allysa, pronounced as “Ol-is-a”, yeah like “All is a ___” A few years ago, I’d go out of my mind if other people found my name, but my pseudonym of “CA Hawkins” slowly seeped into Allysa D. 

I can’t say my last name because I am the only one in the world with this name with this surname. There’s about 20 people with my last name in my country alone and all of them are my relatives, but it’s seriously not that hard to find me. I’m a bit loud in the Internet nowadays.

NICKNAME: Allysa or Oli to my friends. “Gurl” to my sister. My second name to my relatives other than my sister.

GENDER: Biologically female, identifying as female.

STAR SIGN: Capricorn.

HEIGHT: 5′2 ½. That’s actually tall in my country. 

TIME: Right now, as I write this, it’s 9:27pm. I shall update when I finish this thing. Update, it is now 10:15pm and I shall click “Post.”

BIRTHDAY: Eight of January! I have the same birthday as Stephen Hawking and Elvis Presley, and when I was five, I had a crush on both (before I knew they were old men, shut up), and even so, I thought I would be both scientifically smart and artistically brilliant. Obviously, I was neither.

FAV BANDS; FAV SOLO ARTIST(S); SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: Bands: Coldplay, Radiohead, IV of Spades, and more. Solo: Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Adele, Miley Cyrus, Fleurie, and more. Stuck: Smokestacks by LAYLA.

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: The Greatest Showman (which would have been the fifth time I watched it as well, but #NoRegrets).

LAST SHOW I WATCHED: Two nights ago, I binge-watched “Santa Clarita Diet.” Ghad, I love that show, and it made me hungry. Okay, that makes me sound like a psycho, but Sheila’s enthusiasm over eating made me crave for a burger.

WHEN DID I CREATE MY BLOG: I had a blog around 2011, when Sherlock just came out. Things were all gen but I was already shipping Adlock by then. By 2012 and Irene finally showed up, I shipped hard. By 2015, I had death threats for shipping Adlock so hard. As a 16-year-old, I deleted my blog, and made a Tumblr exclusively for Adlock on June 2, 2015 to show my haters, they ain’t gonna win against me.

LAST THING I GOOGLED: “Harry Potter sent to alternate universes abuse fic” shut up

DO I HAVE ANOTHER BLOG: For me alone, it would be theoneallysa.wordpress.com but I seldom use it and I think the last post was made last year. Co-blogs would be bucketlost.com where my older sister posts about what we did when we travelled around Europe (just the two of us). I was the photographer in this blog.

DO I GET ASKS: No. Or rather, very rarely. Like, once or twice a year.

WHY I CHOSE MY URL: To show my Adlock haters that I am not fazed by them hating my yacht. This is also to stand for my yacht and all the members in it who are being attacked. I will so fucking fight for yall gals, but I also won’t hesitate to put you back in line. I don’t want members of the yacht attacking others.

FOLLOWING: Oh I’m just following 217 people. Most of them Adlockers or Harry Potter blogs that post a lot of text post. I’m more of a text-post kind of gal, despite my usual posts of GIFsets and all that crap. I love metas or text posts with memes. There will be days that I will hoard a lot of Tumblrs for the hell of it.

FOLLOWERS: I feel like an arsehole for never thanking my 2,621 followers, but I just don’t know how to thank them without bursting in tears.

AVG HOURS OF SLEEP: About 3-4 hours of sleep. Both intentionally and naturally. I’ve had this sleeping pattern since I was about nine years old. I remember just lying in bed and getting restless because I can’t bloody sleep. Although, yesterday, I slept at 5pm and I woke up today at 12 noon. So that’s 19 hours of sleep. Go big or go home, that is my motto.

LUCKY NUMBER(S): I don’t know about luck, but I am fond of the number eight, six, and thirteen. In day-to-day life, or like visual patterns, I prefer three and five.

INSTRUMENT(S): Piano (self-studied, one-month with our glee club maestro, then self-study). Voice (two-year training, same maestro as above). Violin (two-days training before I got frustrated and my sister took it instead).

WHAT AM I WEARING: Right now? Er, brown shorts, silver shirt with elements of dull scarlet, and a dark scarlet jacket. Even though I’m at home, I do like matching clothes.

DREAM JOB: To be a good wife and mother. If you dare tell me I should be going out and get an actual job, then you have no idea how tiring being a housewife can be. Ask my mother. With future kids that will have MY bloodline? You bet my arse it’s going to be a full-time job. By then, I would have saved up a lot of money from working in a desk job whilst also performing in the theatre from time to time.

DREAM TRIP: You have no idea how much I want to go to Peru and just see a random llama. Before, I would say Paris and London, but my sister and I went to a Europe trip last year (we didn’t go to London btw) and it’s amazing and all but I want to go hiking next. Although, I also want to go to back to Rome, and visit Greece as well. My sister and I do back-packing, and just AirBnB. We always get mistaken as locals, especially since we learn the language before heading to a country.

FAV FOOD: Boi, my love for McDonald’s Cheese Burger and Fries right now. I’m craving. Also, Coca-Cola, oh boi.

NATIONALITY: YAH GURL BE WAVING MY PHILIPPINE FLAG RIGHT NOW YAH BOI

FAV SONG RIGHT NOW: Smokestacks by LAYLA.

SEXUALITY: I am still confused between asexual and bisexual. I don’t want to be touched and I hate physical contact because of my not-too happy childhood, but also I find both boys and girls beautiful, and if there are people I like, goddamn will I be flinging myself to them... Demisexual. I think I’m demisexual. 

HOGWARTS HOUSE: CAW CAW EAGLES YAH RAVENCLAW WOOPITY WOOP WOOP

FAV ANIMALS: EVERYTHING UNDER THE BIOLOGICAL FAMILY CANIDAE

DOG OR CAT PERSON: CANINE ALL THE WAY, my sister is too much of a feline lover.

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: A thick blanket as well as placing two pillows on top of me for added weight.

WHY YOU GOT A BLOG: I’ve been on Tumblr for years before I had an account, then I got fed-up so I made one in 2011. Then I made this one to fight haters of Adlock.

TOP (3) FAV CHARACTERS: Harry Potter. Sherlock Holmes. Leo Valdez.

NO. OF POSTS. 3,519. Mostly reblogs lmao.

POKEMON TEAM: I’m sorry. I don’t watch Pokemon because my older sister and older cousins (who were living with us at the time) didn’t let me watch TV when I was a kid so I just never bothered.

FAV COLOUR: I’d say Black but black is a hue, not a colour. In fact, it is the absence of colour so I ain’t saying black. I was a sucker for Glaucous in aesthetics and stuff, as well as Navy Blue. Nowadays, I have also taken a liking to red. It compliments my skin colour well, as well as my personality.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Er, a bit complicated.

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: They feel weird so neither. But if I had to choose, Chapstick cos my lips are so chapped, I can’t even.

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Smokestacks by LAYLA. I’m editing a vid.

TOP (3) SHOWS: Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Mythbusters.

TOP (3) SHIPS: Adlock (Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler) R11ver (River Song and the Eleventh Doctor) Leyna (Leo Valdez and Reyna Ramirez)

BOOKS I’M READING: I’ve been reading a lot of novel-length Harry Potter fics right now. I’ve related to Harry Potter a lot. Before, I always related to Sherlock, but finding out about his familial relationship, I found out I was more Mycroft (never good enough) and Eurus (crazy violent kid) than a Sherlock.

TAGGING: To anyone who wants to do this.

@musical-chick-13 @thank-you-for-being-with-me @antarktica @sentimentalgenius @addignisherlock 

[harnarius]

I wasn't tagged by anyone but idc I wanna do it. 

choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions, then tag 5 other people.

1.) Sherlock / Irene 2.) Klavier / Ema 3.) Eren / Mikasa 4.) Leo / Piper 5.)The Doctor / River

I tag bookfairyfox, forest-ache, lyrangalia, ahufflepuffwieldingcookiedough, and rustycoralnipples.

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Idk I have kind of always shipped them. I can't put a point on it, it sort of just happened. 

2. Have you even read fanfiction about 2?

I think the majority of 2012 was me reading Klema fan fiction, tbh.

3. Has a picture of 4 been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Actually, no. But 1 and 2 have. (#1 is my screensaver on my iPod)

4. If 3 were to suddenly break-up today what would your reaction be?

Well, they're not really together, but I can't think of a situation that would make sense where they wouldn't have an extremely close bond. 

5. Why is 1 so important?

*pulls out powerpoint* *opens binder full of notes* I'm glad you asked. 

But seriously, I'll sum it up really quickly: I think that Sherlock has finally found someone who as just as clever as him, who confuses him, amazes him, and constantly tries to outwit. Same goes for Irene. They are literally made for each other. 

6. Is 4 funny or serious ship?

Don't even get me started on #4. Riordan RUINED their characters just to pair them up with other people. R U I N E D them. Ultra-serious. Will defend to the death.

7. Out of all the ships listed which ship has the most chemistry?

I kinda wanna say R11ver, but Adlock is sort of up there too. 

8. Out of all the ships which ship has the strongest bond?

Definetly Eremika. 

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

*sobs* Ace Attorney holds such a special place in my heart, and 2015 marks five years of being in this fandom. Countless times. I think a general ballpark would be 500 hours playing all the games over and over again. 

10. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

Idk man. I sort of haven't seen season 7, so I don't know what really happens with it. 

11. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

There is no answer to this question. All four of them would make it out alive. Sherlock and Irene would outsmart anything, and Eren and Mikasa would just kill all the titans zombies without a second thought.

12. Did 4 have to hide their relationship for any reason?

*clenches fist* *takes deep breath* IF ONLY LEOPER HAPPENED, MAN. *hisses at riordan who ruined literally everything*

13. Is 5 still together?

I honestly don't know. I haven't seen season 7. I'm still catching up on like three other tv shows. 

14. is 1 canon?

About as canon as you can get without it actually being canon.

15. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

shuT UP. I really don't know, but if we're talking about fighting skill, then Eremika

 100000%

16. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

I really don't know, tbh.

17. Which ships would you defend to death and beyond?

All of them, but especially Adlock. 

18. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Idk I joined the fandom like two weeks ago today (and since then I started shipping like ten new things and i'm working on a scout regiment uniform cosplay and yeah it sort of ruined my life pretty fast) but I have spent countless hours going through the Adlock tag and hanging out with other Yachters.

19. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

well, idk, leoper is already kINDA RUINED THANKS RIORDAN SO IDK IT ALREADY HAPPENED. 

sorry about al the leoper rants. 

[lauracrxft]

I haven't read any River/11 in ages

So send me your favourite River/11 fanfics!

[cyan-aesthetics]

Mattex aesthetic.

[starks-anthony]

I wrote this song a while back; it's about River Song and the Eleventh Doctor. I'd really love feedback from some members of the fandom so please give it a listen!

[cycat4077]

Finally updated my fic.

This new chapter is titled: "A Night To Remember" and is the chapter which gives the story its M rating. But it's necessary for the plot. So it's meaningful smut, okay!

Enjoy! And lemme know whatcha think :)

[alwaysweetie]

Her days, yes. Her nights? Well, that's between her and me, eh?

[homosociallyyours]

21: A Kiss with a Fist (RIVER + ANYBODY! lol but r11ver of course...)

i don't write a ton of doctor who, but i really enjoy river SO MUCH and this drabble came out in under 10 minutes total, which is pretty great for me. not edited or beta'd or anything, just a sorta cute li'l river + 11 kissing ficlet for my bff, the lovely and amazing notmumrn.

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"And of course the crack is only getting bigger, but we mustn't worry about that until we've visited the dust sea and..." 

River stopped listening yet again as the Doctor babbled on. She'd been tuning in and out, hoping he'd take a breath so that she could tell him that they were actually perfectly on course for exactly where they needed to go, at which point she thought she might just remind him that they could be doing so much more than flying the TARDIS (who, after all, pretty much flies herself anyway). 

"...really should swing by and see what the Ponds are up to first, don't you think?"

That got River's attention. She stared at the Doctor for a moment before responding. "Sorry, Sweetie?" 

The Doctor rarely thought about repeating himself, and so he blinked at River amiably before doing so. "We'll pick up the Ponds! It'll be all of us back together, another adventure! Geroni--"

"How about no?" River said, cutting him off with her words and a swift upper cut to his jaw. His head flung back and he fell squarely onto his bum, looking up at River in a daze. 

"This time I really am sorry, Sweetie," she said as she lowered herself onto his lap, straddling him. She leaned toward him and kissed him until he stopped squirming underneath her, then slowly pulled away. "We're right where we need to be, and I'm afraid the Ponds are not coming. Well. Not any of the other Ponds," she said with a devilish grin. 

[songofdarillium]

"Two lovers on the street who walk like dreamers Oh, how the ghost of you clings These foolish things remind me of you"

[badasseryandriversong]

Prompt: [text] I’ve done what you wanted, I need my payment (River/Doctor)

AN: So this is the first thing that popped into my head. I went with it and here it is. Turned out more as a ficlet rather than a full fanfiction, hope you like it anyways. Feel free to leave compliments, comments, or constructive criticism as I am still learning about how to write good fanfictions.

River slumped against the side of a brick building. Her whole body ached with exhaustion and her eyes were red with sleep deprivation and unshed tears. All she wanted to do was lie down and sleep which she had not had not done for days. She couldn’t. She knew she couldn’t rest until her family was safe. She had thought that they would leave her alone for once. She let her guard down because she thought she was safe.

Amelia Song, River and the Doctor’s daughter, had been born only a few days ago. River thought she was never cut out to be a mother, but the moment she laid eyes on her daughter’s face, her mind was changed. It was stupid of her really, to think that there was no one out to get them. Just because no one had tried anything for the past nine months, didn’t mean they never would. But she didn’t think of that. Her mind was full of hormones and new thoughts and emotions about the small child in her arms that she didn’t notice the creature in the corner of the room. More accurately, she didn’t remember the creature in the corner of the room nor had anything to mark her skin with.

She looked around at her surroundings. Though the architecture of the street was much like Earth, she knew it wasn’t. The stars were different. She figured she must’ve been somewhere in the Oedriian star system. Fortunately for River, not many people lived here so there wasn’t much need for security. No one would catch her communicating with the people who had taken her family.

[text] I’ve done what you wanted, I need my payment.

[text] Good girl, Melody. Were you caught?

[text] No. Tell me where they are.

[text] Were there any survivors?

[text] No. Where are they?

[text] Are you sure?

[text] Yes. Please, just tell me!

“Very very sure?” A voice came from her right. It was one she’d heard more times than she ever wanted to. The cold harsh tone sent chills through her body. She was no longer tired.

“Yes!” She begged. “Please, tell me where my family is!”

The woman walked closer, her heels clicking on the cement. “Even you can’t slip a lie past me, Melody.” Behind the woman were several creatures that worked for the Silence. River whipped her head around to see several more approaching her from the other side. They were holding two young children that couldn’t be over the age of six. Both had tears staining thier cheeks. “From the village.” Kovarian elaborated. “They survived.”

River turned her head back to her. “I-I didn’t…. I didn’t know.” She swallowed.

“What did I tell you about lying to me?” She spat. She held out a revolver to River.

“W-what’s this for?” River was taken back.

“Them.” She responded without hesitation.

River slowly picked up the gun. She was only thinking of her family, but when she turned to the children, she couldn’t bring herself to even raise it. “Please… don’t make me do this.”

“You’ve been a bad girl Melody. Lying to me about who survived-”

“I didn’t know! I swear!” River interrupted.

“It was your job to make sure no one was left.” Kovarian countered. “Finish your job. Or you’ll never see your precious little family again.”

River’s hand was shaking as she reluctantly raised the gun. She looked at the girl and then the boy. They were trembling in fear. She looked away. “I’m so, so sorry...” And fired.

Kovarian smirked wickedly. “Well done, Melody. You shall be rewarded.”

Killing innocent children deserved no reward. Before she could look back at the bodies lying motionless on the ground, she was hussled off to wherever they had been keeping the Doctor and her daughter.

[alwaysweetie]

[wholearmiesturnandrun]

Lygerastia - River/11

Send me

 a word and a character/series/pairing and I will write a drabble: 

Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

[songofdarillium]

I edited a gif using lyrics from Joe Cocker's song: "You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Because why not. And River would probably prefer it that way anyway ;)

original gif here (x)