#rajesh koothrappali x reader

[brunnerasposts]

hiiiiii!

i saw your tbbt fix AND OMG IT WAS ADORABLE could i maybe get a story about the whole gang getting overprotective when Somone flirts with reader [ik it's basic I just love the overprotective trope]

tysm!♡ of course!

Dinner Disaster

The Big Bang Theory x GN!Reader

Summary: A dinner at the Cheesecake Factory gets awkward when the gang defends you from a stranger coming onto you

Word Count: 0.7k

Warnings: Outside of TBBT storyline, no shipping with anyone, gender neutral pronouns for reader

Additional Note: I had no idea what to name this one, I'm so sorry 😭

It was another average day for the gang in Pasadena. Everyone had just gotten home from work and decided to go have dinner at The Cheesecake Factory per Sheldon's consistent schedule.

You, Leonard, Howard, Amy, Bernadette, Penny, Raj, and Sheldon all took your usual places at the eight person table.

"Let's see... what am I going to order that isn't going to make me nauseous?" Penny asked herself, confusing Howard.

"Is something wrong with the food?" His chair made a slight scrape sound against the floor as he shifted. "Should I be eating a tum?" He joked.

Bernadette shook her head, rubbing her boyfriend's back. "No, silly. It's just that when you work in a restaurant for a while, the consistent smell of the food plus eating it on your break makes you get sick of it." She explained.

"Don't you feel weird eating dinner at the place you work?" Leonard asked you, making you shrug.

"I make a point not to eat the food here. Otherwise, I'd never step foot into the Cheesecake Factory again. I honestly can't smell half the foods in here anymore." You explained, the short scientist nodding as he looked over his menu.

"Excuse me," a voice came from next to you. Everyone, confused, looked to what they assumed was the waiter, but it was an unfamiliar man.

He was tall, clean shaven, but something felt off. Your gut told you this guy was going to cause trouble. Realizing that he was speaking to you, you turned to face him more. "Yes?"

"I know this might be a little forward, but you're really attractive, and I was wondering if you wanted to grab a drink with me at the bar?" The guy asked.

You froze.

Never had someone been so forward with you before, nor had anyone been so blatantly rude to the fact that you were otherwise busy. Penny, who sat next to you, leaned forward. "Who are you exactly?"

The man glanced at Penny, a bit taken back but also not doing anything to hide the fact that he was also checking her out. "Just a guy who noticed an attractive person and wanted to say hi."

Sheldon interjected, sounding annoyed with a stranger interrupting their dinner. "Excuse me, but I don't believe you understand the social protocols here. Our friend is clearly enjoying our company, and we are more than capable of fulfilling their intellectual and social needs."

Amy was quick to follow up. "Sheldon's right. We're a close-knit friend group, and quite honestly, I think you're making our friend uncomfortable." She added, her tone protective.

The man raised his hands defensively, clearly surprised that everyone was snapping back. "I didn't mean to cause trouble."

Raj, who had been silent up to this point due to his incapability to speak in front of women, managed to muster up the ability to say, "Back off, dude or Penny will kick your ass."

Penny gave Raj a look, but everyone knew that she'd be able to take him down.

"Woah, woah! Hey, look, I'm sorry. I was just trying to meet someone. No need for a fight." Rubbing the back of his neck, he looked to you. "I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable."

Not really sure what to say, you shrugged. "You did, and I appreciate the apology. I'm going to have to decline." You tried to be nice about it, but your friends were making that a little difficult.

"Yeah, our friend is not interested. Goodbye!" Bernadette shooed him off. Surprised, the man blinked a few times before quickly scurrying off.

Once he was out of sight, the tension at the table seemed to disperse. You turned to everyone, laughing a little. "What was that, you guys?"

"What?" Leonard pretended to be oblivious, adjusting his glasses. "That whole thing that just happened!" You laughed, looking between everyone.

Amy, who sat adjacent to you, tilted her head a little. "Someone was making you uncomfortable. Did you think we were just going to let him?"

That made you smile, warmth spreading through you as you looked to everyone. Although you were slightly embarrassed, you were mainly appreciative that they were so quick to help.

"Thank you, guys." You said, touched by their concern. "Just remember I can take care of myself."

"We know. We just care about you." Bernadette smiled from a few seats down.

As dinner shifted back to its normal rhythm, you couldn't help but feel grateful for the people around you. Being apart of this quirky, overprotective group of friends meant you'd always have someone looking out for you.

You wouldn't have it any other way.

The End.

[decaffeinatedbreadsublime]

Rajesh Koothrappali x Female!Reader: The Comic Con Redemption

Author's Note: I love Raj very much and want to rewrite moments from the series including a girlfriend for him to pretend he didn't end up alone.

P.S.: English is not my first language, and this is my first imagine. Sorry for any mistakes.

Warning: none

Summary: You've just been promoted to Girlfriend of the Millennium.

(gif just to illustrate their happiness, lol)

Raj sighed, disheartened. "The tickets sold out… I didn’t get any."

It was another tense day at the opening of Comic Con ticket sales. The friends had gathered at Sheldon’s apartment, all agitated, each with their laptop in hand. They frantically pressed F5 until they managed to get into the virtual queue—if they managed to.

"I didn’t get one either," Howard replied. From the frustrated faces of Leonard and Sheldon, it was evident they hadn’t succeeded either.

"This was supposed to be the best Comic Con in the last 20 years," Leonard lamented. "I can’t believe we’re going to miss it."

"Now I know how Mexican immigrants feel when they’re barred from entering the United States and living the American dream they desire so much," Sheldon commented, his voice monotone in a sad tone.

"…No, Sheldon, you don’t know," Leonard said. Despite the frustration, he didn’t agree with Sheldon’s exaggerated drama.

When you arrived at the apartment from your shift at Caltech’s Computational Mathematics lab, where you worked as a researcher, the atmosphere was similar to a funeral. The last time you saw them this sad was when Tony Stark had died.

"Oh, no," you said, going to your boyfriend Raj’s side and sitting on the arm of the chair he occupied. "Don’t tell me another superhero died… when Tony Stark died, you were in mourning for three days, it was horrible."

"It’s worse," Sheldon said. "We didn’t get tickets to Comic Con."

"I already had my cosplay ready," Leonard sighed.

"Speaking of which," you stood up, took the bag that was still on your shoulder, and pulled out four identical pieces of paper. "Julie’s husband, who was my roommate at Harvard, works in event organization and is organizing this year’s Comic Con. I got four tickets for you guys."

You placed the tickets on the table, and everyone stood still for a few seconds, completely immobile. Sheldon picked up one of the tickets from the coffee table, analyzed it cautiously, and held it up to the light to verify its authenticity. When he finished, he put the ticket back on the table and sat up straight, in complete silence.

"Well?" Howard asked.

"They’re real," Sheldon replied.

"Y/N, YOU GENIUS, WONDERFUL WOMAN!" Raj instantly shouted. He quickly got up from the chair, went to you, gave you a hug that lifted you off the ground, and spun you around. Then he kissed you intensely.

"Why didn’t you tell us you had the tickets?" Leonard asked.

"Julie’s husband could only confirm if he could get them 30 minutes before the official batch opened," you explained. "I didn’t want to say anything before to avoid creating expectations. And when I got them, I called Raj five times, but he didn’t answer. So I called you guys, and no one answered. But I decided to get the tickets anyway, and if you managed to buy some, I could sell them, so it would be a win-win situation."

"We were doing finger stretches to avoid cramps while buying the tickets," Sheldon explained. "That’s why we missed the call."

You laughed. "Well, I guess you owe me one."

Raj hugged you again, kissing your temple. "Consider me your servant for the next weeks."

[allzelemonz]

The Big Bang Theory Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Howard Wolowitz

Game of Thrones: Howard Wolowitz X Reader

(To be reviewed to standard)

Leonard Hofstadter

Headcannons: Leonard Hofstadter With an Artist Significant Other

(To be reviewed to standard)

Headcannons: Jealous Leonard Hofstadter (gender neutral)

(To be reviewed to standard)

I Work Hard to Make This House a Home: Leonard Hofstadter X Reader

Prompt: Request, domestic life Pronouns: None mentioned Physical Sex: None mentioned Rating: G/Fluff Warnings: Reader is a nerd and likes collectibles, spending lots of money, short and sweet Summary: After attending Comic Con Leonard and you come home with new collectibles and Leonard fixates on finding space for them all.

Robin Reveal: Leonard Hofstadter X Gender Neutral Reader

Prompt: Request, Leonard is a sucker for revealing clothes Pronouns: None Mentioned Physical Sex: Any, vague language is used when needed Rating: E/Smut Warnings: Top Leonard, bottom Reader, Reader wears revealing clothes in a private space, clothing is vaguely worded to make it gender neutral, fingering, penetrative sex, Sheldon is a Dick Grayson fanboy, Leonard is a Tim Drake fanboy, Reader has their own comic knowledge and opinions, based around the argument Sheldon had with Stuart about who should succeed Batman Summary: After a long day at work Leonard comes home to find you trying on an exceptionally revealing new outfit.

Rajesh Koothrappali

Dinner Mystery of Love: Rajesh Koothrappali X Male Reader

(To be reviewed to standard)

Sheldon Cooper

A Certain Comic: Sheldon Cooper X Male Reader

(To be reviewed to standard)

Multi

Free Comics: Stuart Bloom X Male Reader X Barry Kripke

Prompt: Tropesgiving Day 5: Love Triangle Pronouns: He/Him, reader called ‘boyfriend’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: T/Moderate Themes Warnings: Barry is an asshole, Stuart stares a lot, Reader enjoys Silver Age DC, mentions/hints towards sex, hint of poly ending, Captain Sweatpants being a good guy Summary: Stuart and Barry are both flirty towards you, but when Barry finds out someone else is flirting with you he feels the need to do something about it. You have no problem laying out their options for them.

[strawwritesfic]

Rajesh Koothrappali x Female!Reader: Swallow

Summary: There’s a chance you won’t end up with as many cats as Sarah expects after all.

Rating/Tags: T (drinking; drinking in excess; designated driver; texting; meet-cute; bars; set when Raj couldn’t talk to girls; set before Penny and Bernadette getting married to their canonical spouses; Penny & Bernadette; Penny & Bernadette & Raj; reader & original characters; mild language)

Challenge: “160 Collective Drabbles” challenge by BobaPop on Lunaescence Archives.

Tag List: @imaginesfire

Notes: Yeah, I used to watch this show with my parents. I stopped way before them, but I got requests for some of the characters, so...Anyway, please keep in mind any references to Raj being foreign and all were my attempts to reflect the show itself, not actually my own personal views. Same with the dismissive references to nerd culture.

Swallow

“Ready? On the count of three. One…two…three!”

With a chorus of clinking and several shudders, three shot glasses hit the hard tabletop. The sound had barely faded when one of the surrounding girls started giggling. Five stops into this barhopping experience and someone was sure to snap sooner or later. Sure enough, the next words spoken were, “Shut up!” 

The giggling stopped.

“Wow, guys,” you said, as you gathered up the empty cups. “Much more of this and I’ll be peeling you all off the floor.”

“Shut up,” Sarah snapped again, which only caused Cassie to break out in another fit of giggles.

You lifted a single eyebrow, and she quieted quickly enough. Then again, that might have had more to do with the death glare that Sarah shoot her. Angry Sarah, silly Cassie…you were starting to get a bad feeling about this entire venture.

“Seriously. I think you’ve had enough. All of you,” you added at Jess’s blank fidgeting right across from you. 

The entire adventure was for her benefit, but she looked the least enthusiastic of the bunch. Letting her drink herself into oblivion sounded kind on paper, sure. Forcing her to get up for work the following morning with a raging headache? Not so much. You took her silence for agreement; unfortunately, your attempt to take pity on poor Jess went absolutely nowhere.

Cassie shook her head frantically. “Whaaaaat? You mean we have to go home? But that’s not fair, [Name]! That’s just not fair!”

“Calm down, Cass.” Sarah patted the distraught woman clumsily on the back. “[Name] can’t make us go anywhere.”

“She can’t?”

“I can’t?” you asked.

Sarah downed another shot, then threw you a wide grin that you liked the look of not at all. “Just because you’re the designated driver–”

“Because I have to be.”

“Shut up. You’re the last person to have a breakup before Jess, so it’s your turn. That’s how it works.”

“And when’s it gonna be your turn?”

“When I break up with Dan. Which I won’t. So shut up.”

“This is a load of malarkey," you muttered

“Maybe we should ask Jess,” Cassie suggested, turning to the blonde still staring morosely at the table. “You ready to go home, Jess?”

“I thought Jake was my Dan,” was Jess's mumbled reply.

“Not enough booze!” Cassie cried with barely concealed delight. She reached for another tiny glass. “Sorreeee, [Name].”

“What do you mean, not enough booze? She's practically crying already,” you said, as Jess’s eyes filled with tears. ”

“She has to drink until she forgets Jake or until the bars close,” said Sarah.

“Are you kidding me? You three are already drunk off your asses!”

“Them’s the rules,” Sarah’s smirk swiftly transformed into her typical drunken scowl. “Until you get yourself paired off with some guy, you’re the driver on these things. Consider it an incentive to not wind up the crazy cat lady of the group.”

“I only have one cat,” you pointed out.

“Oh! Oh! Didn’t you say you were thinking about adopting another?” Cassie asked.

You shot her a death glare of your own this time, though its effect was not as great as Sarah’s.

“Oopsie.”

Sarah was too far gone to find any amusement in this revelation. She rolled her eyes and slid her empty cup toward your growing collection. “You don’t want to sit here watching us drink, fine. Why don’t you make yourself useful and go get us another round?”

“Oooor you could work the room,” Cassie said as she handed her glass over to you as well. “There’s loooots of boys here, and I’m sure you could find at least one smart enough to tempt even yoooou, [Name]!”

“Oh, you’re sure are you?” Sarah said.

“I’m sure!”

“Yeah, well you were sure at the last bar, too. And the one before that. And the one before that.”

“So?”

“So your optimism is grating. Shut up.”

“I think you should shut up!”

“I don’t think so. Why don’t you…”

Sarah’s voice faded into the background as you moved away from your friends. By the time you got back, Cassie and Sarah were likely to be at each other’s throats with Jess in tears over it. 

Barhopping always sounded a lot more fun when you were the one drinking away a breakup. Maybe Sarah was right. Maybe it was time for you to find someone else. You weren’t still hung up on your ex anymore–far from it, the jackass–but sometimes another cat seemed more appealing then another guy. You had yet to meet anyone that really made you want to work at a relationship. A few dates here and there. Nothing serious.

The bartender didn’t seem all that thrilled at you returning his dirty cups, though you were grateful that he didn’t send you away. The last thing you wanted was to be drawn into a fight that would be completely forgotten in the morning. 

Turning on your stool, you made to face the indie band playing at the back of the bar. They weren’t very good, but they beat the tar out of whatever was going down back at your friends’ table. You figured you could give the lot of them twenty more minutes, and then they’d all be so annoyed with each other that they would agree to go home. Until then, crummy music and snatched bits of nearby conversation would have to do for entertainment.

“Come on, Raj. Go out and buy some girl a drink,” a shrill voice punctured the otherwise dull buzzing surrounding the bar. 

You glanced in the direction it came from without thinking to see a tiny blonde woman–even tinier than Jess–gesturing at the wide selection before her and her two companions. The nearest to you was another blonde, taller than the other and with an air of practiced charm, who did not speak up until she had finished whatever was in her bottle:

“Yeah, you don’t gotta marry her or whatever. Just practice talking to a few. Otherwise you might as well have stayed back with the guys playing Call of War.”

The man they were speaking to simply looked pained. He clutched a beer so tightly in his hand that you were surprised it hadn’t shattered. Why he was even there, you didn’t know. He didn’t seem to be having a good time, and it was pretty obvious that he wasn’t the designated driver. He wasn’t even dressed to be at a bar–then again, neither were you.

“Come on, Raj,” said the tinier one again. “You can talk to us, can’t you?”

Raj shook his head.

“Not enough booze,” she said in a stage whisper.

The taller of the two women rolled her eyes heavenward, then mussed her hair up with her free hand before making to disappear into the crowd. “I’ve got an audition tomorrow. We wait much longer to do this, and there’ll be no one left here worth meeting. Let’s go.”

“Right. Our racks’ll probably do a better job than a pet scientist anyhow.” The other took a step to follow her friend. She didn’t get very far before she stopped and turned back to Raj. “If you drink enough that you can use that tongue of yours, feel free to join us.” 

A nervous nod on his part, then she was off at a trot. The two girls passed by you closely enough that you distinctly heard her mutter:

 “As if that’ll ever happen.”

Now it was you, this Raj fellow, and a few other mostly silent patrons at the bar. As bad as the band was, it was still live music, and most people seemed more interested in that than sitting around waiting for someone to buy them a drink. Not that you needed a drink, since you had three stops to make on your way home, and not that Raj needed another one before he finished the one he already had. You sighed and tried to concentrate on the music, though you were pretty sure it was giving you a headache. How much longer until Jess passed out?

A few minutes passed before you looked over at Raj again. He was still there, still looking downcast. Every so often he would sway to the music. You felt for him, poor guy. This didn’t look like his scene at all, and it must have sucked being ditched by his girlfriends like that. Perhaps you were two peas in a pod for the time being. 

It might have taken you another five minutes, but finally you worked up the nerve to go over to him. His eyes darted to you and away not once, not twice, but three times as you walked toward him in the semi-darkness. Raj was kind of cute, in a dorky sort of way. Not the kind of guy you normally met at these sorts of venues. Perhaps not the kind of guy who wanted to meet you at these sorts of venues, since he looked outright terrified by the time you stopped in front of him.

“Hi,” you said awkwardly.

He took a gulp of beer.

“I’m [Name].”

Raj smiled. Your heart banged uncomfortably in your chest. Obviously this guy didn’t want to talk to you. Why not bail? But somehow the way the small woman had dismissed him earlier made you want to try harder.

“And you are?” you prompted him.

He opened his mouth. 

You leaned forward eagerly to catch whatever came out, and…

He closed it again. Raj closed his mouth and swallowed and smiled and bobbed his head, and then went on to stare past you, as though you were nothing more than yet another license plate on the wall. 

You were so disappointed that you couldn’t find it in yourself to move away for nearly thirty more seconds. Well, you thought as you walked off, at least you tried. Maybe now everyone would be ready to leave so that you could escape the site of your most recent embarrassment as quickly as possible. Your first time talking to a guy in months, and it had to turn out like that. Maybe Sarah was right. Maybe you were doomed to be the crazy cat lady.

“Don’t forget we have to pick up our pet scientist before we leave.”

“I won’t, I won’t. Would you quit worrying? He’s not even drunk. He can find his way home just fine. He’s not our child, Bernadette.”

You looked up at the familiar voices. The two women from before stood just a little bit in front of you, looking bored and a bit more pink around the edges.

Before you could stop it, your mouth was saying, “Um. Hey.”

They looked over at you in perfect unison. 

“Hi,” said Bernadette hesitantly. “Can we help you?”

Probably not. Almost certainly not. Why you were bothering, you didn’t know, but you took a step closer and nodded your head in the direction of the bar. “About your friend back there.”

The taller one frowned. “Who? Raj? What about him?”

“Does he speak English?”

They stared at you so hard that you wished you had never spoken to either of them. Then they burst into laughter. Having no idea what you had said that was so funny, you could only watch on, bewildered. What? He looked foreign. No big deal. Him not speaking English would explain a lot–and perhaps bolster your. confidence a little. 

No such luck. Bernadette recovered first: “Of course Raj can speak English,” she said, as though this were obvious.

“Oh, I just thought–he wouldn’t talk to me...”

“Oh, sweetie,” the larger woman said, leaning forward and patting your shoulder so hard that you nearly toppled over. “He can speak English. He just can’t speak to women.”

“What?”

But they were already moving past you. “Pity he can’t find enough alcohol here to get him to talk. That one was actually cute,” Bernadette said, just before they walked out of earshot. 

Cute? You looked back over at the bar. Raj remained there, still intent on swaying to the music.

“Hey, [Name]! You gonna help or what?” Sarah shouted at you.

Startled, you twisted around to see her and Jess struggling to keep Cassie on her feet. 

“Move your ass! We gotta get her home before she starts vomiting. It’s your car, remember?”

You remembered. Raj forgotten, you hurried over to take the brunt of Cassie’s weight. What with Jess and Sarah being so inebriated, they could only hinder the group’s slow and unsteady progress toward the door. What followed was another chunk of time dedicated to getting Cassie in the car and buckled in while the other two made jokes at her expense. 

You had finally got everyone settled in and were about to open the car door to get inside yourself when you spotted the same trio from before leaving the building. Raj looked more upset than ever, but what did that matter to you? He didn’t speak to girls.

Wait. Speak?

“[Name]!” Sarah shouted after you as you raced away from the car and toward Raj and his two friends.

“H-Hey! Wait up!” you called. 

They did, though you suspected this was because you looked like a madwoman, running up with your arms flailing above your head.

“Oh. It’s you,” said Bernadette. “Did you need something, or…”

“Raj!” you said, slightly out of breath after all the physical labor. 

The look on his face made it obvious that you knowing his name was not something he’d expected. He didn’t talk this time either, but he didn’t have to. 

You dove into your purse, resurfaced with a pen and paper, and quickly scrawled your name and number across the scrap. “Here.”

Looking confused, he took your bit of paper.

“Text me?”

Before you could get a straight answer, you scuttled off. You had to get Cassie home, after all. 

Bernadette’s said one last thing in her high voice before your car door shut behind you: “You better text that one, Raj! Before all that beer leaves your system!”

“What was all that about?” Sarah wanted to know.

“I’ll tell you in the morning,” you said as your vehicle left the bar parking lot. “Let’s be quiet for now. Wouldn’t want to wake up Cass and Jess.”

She made a scoffing noise, but did as you directed. The drive home was relatively quiet and uneventful–save, just as you came back from laying Cassie out on her couch, your phone buzzing in the cup holder. You allowed yourself a peek and grinned.

“Rajesh Koothrappali. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

[tiredly101]

He's shy and I'm stupid

Fandom: The big bang theory

Pairing: Howard Wolowitz x Rajesh Koothrappali x Argentinian Male!Reader

Timeline: Bernadette didn't marry Howard because she wasn't ready so they broke up but stayed friends. Howard and Raj eventually started dating as a joke but then they never broke up so they went from fake dating to real dating. They meet you because your also an astrophysicist and you needed help with a theory you came up and needed an engineer and another astrophysicist opinion. (Theory shall not be named since they are both to busy simping over you)

Warning: Nothing, its fluffy fluff fluff. Raj and Howard in a poly relationship with Male!Reader. Male! Reader known as M/n through story.

Rajesh pov;

I smile while I make my way down to where the guys were sitting and those guys were Sheldon, Leonard and my secret boyfriend Howard.

— Hi guys, what are you talking about? — I asked while I sat down next to Howard who only smiled a little bit before looking at Leonard.

— I'll let you tell him — said Howard while Leonard looked at me and simply said "Sheldon talked" making me slightly chuckle. Suddenly I feel a vibration from my pocket so I pulled out my phone at the same time than Howard.

— Hey Howard, did you get an email from a astrophysicist called M/n? — I asked Howard to see him nod.

— Dr. M/n sent you a message? That's odd, his in the top of his career, why would he want to speak to you? — said Sheldon looking surprised meanwhile Leonard looked at me and said "I told you he talked" making Howard chuckle.

— He said that he needs an engineer and another astrophysicist opinion on a theory he has about how quantum leaps may be connected with string theory — I said to Howard while smiling. I knew this would make him feel important since he gets teased a lot because of being an engineer.

— I told we could meet today, is that okay with you? — asked Howard while I nodded.

— Oh look at that, he also sent my a message to meet a day after your meeting — said Sheldon while putting his phone away. Sound's about right.

Howard pov;

I look at Raj as I stand outside of the famous Dr. M/n office and see that he is just as nervous. I sight and look at Raj and before I could knock the door opens.

— Dr. Koothrappali and Wolowitz, it's a pleasure to meet you. Come in — said what appeared to be an angel. Dr. M/n never posted a picture of himself but he is beautiful.

— Hello beautiful — I said while smiling at the slight blush that came from his cheeks. I looked at Raj and he nodded reading my offer of the eye contact.

M/n has at least explained his theory twice but it was so hard to focus on what he was saying when I could only concentrate on that ass. I'm sorry Captain America, but that right there is America's ass.

— So did you get it? What do you think about the theory? — asked M/n radiation curiosity until he noticed that neither rod us were paying attention to what he was saying.

— Estos boludos, vos no le podés explicar a unos pelotudos cómo ellos — said M/n under his breath making me fluster.

— Im sorry handsome but we never introduced ourselves. He's shy and I'm stupid, would you like to explain this for a last time on a date? — I asked making him smile while he grabbed his coat.

— Let's go then stupid and shy because I know a perfect Italian place where we can eat — M/n said while we followed behind him. Raj looked at me and we hooked hands; I guess we are getting a third person on our not so secret relationship.

[sylverfishies]

My fanfiction rulez 😱 + intro

Hi!! I'm Sylverfish! or just Sylvester 🤭 my pronouns are It/De/Xe/He

I'm new to fanfiction writing I am so sorry if it sucks in the beginning💀

Fandoms I'm in and who I write for:

🦇Batman universe🦇:

Batman (any version)

Joker (Joaquin Pheonix, Heath Ledger, Cameron Monaghan (Jerome and Jeremiah) + any comic)

Oswald Cobblepot (Comics, Robert L Taylor, Paul Williams)

Riddler (Paul Dano, Cory M Smith)

Victor Zsasz (Anthony Carrigan)

Butch Gilzean <3 <3 (Drew Powell)

Jim Gordan (any version)

Maria "Fish" Mooney (Jada Smith)

💣Team Fortress 2💣:

Medic

Spy

Sniper

Scout

Soldier

Demoman

Heavy

Engineer

🔪Slashers🔪:

Jason Voorhees

Michael Myers

Patrick Bateman

Norman Bates (Movie only srry bates motel lovers :(

Bubba sawyer <3

Robert (Chop Top) Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Lester Sinclair

⚛️The Big Bang Theory⚛️:

Leonard Hofstadter

Sheldon Cooper

Rajesh Koothrappali

📺Crashbox📺:

Professor Rocket

Jumpin Johnny Jumble

Captain Bones

Sketch

🏃‍♂️Extras that don't make a whole category:

Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor)

Morticia and Gomez Addams (Anjelica Huston & Raul Julia) (yes it has to be poly >:(

Stuart "2d" Pots & Murdoc Niccals

Pavi Largo & Luigi Largo (Repo! The Genetic Opera)

Red guy (dhmis)

HEADS-UP: I picked these characters at 2 am so I most likely forgot a few people, if ur fav isn't on this list just ask if I write for them!

Rulez! Do's and Dont's

✅️What I will write for✅️:

Lemon and Lime

Fluff

Minor fighting/violence

Male readers

FTM readers <3

Character x reader

Imagines

Headcanons

full fanfictions?? Idfk

🚫Stuff I WON'T write🚫:

Fem readers or gender-neutral readers

Non-con

Dub-con

CNC

P3dophilia

"Watersports"

Sc@t or V0m!t

!nc3st

Death of the reader

This list will have updates probably -Sylverfishies

[brunnerasposts]

hi! it’s so hard to find this and i saw you write for big bang theory. could i maybe get a story about the whole gang comforting you after you got fired from the cheesecake factory after caught kissing on the job? thank u!!!

of course!! ♡

Factory Mishap

The Big Bang Theory x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 0.8k

Warnings: Outside of TBBT storyline, no shipping with a specific character, Howard kind of being a perv

Additional Note: This is my first Big Bang Theory fanfic, so please bear with my writing of the characters

"Hey guys," You sniffled as you entered Leonard and Sheldon's apartment. The gang was all gathered on the couch, waiting for you before they dug into their usual takeout.

"Hey, we got you some Chinese food." Leonard grinned, gesturing with his chopsticks to the only white container on the coffee table that hadn't been opened.

You fiddled with your work uniform, a uniform you'd no longer be wearing after today. The very idea caused your eyes to water, making you quickly wipe away any tears that fell.

Raj, noticing, offered you his seat on the couch, opting for the floor. You took your place between Howard and Sheldon, snatching up your box of takeout.

Everyone exchanged concerned glances before Penny decided to speak up.

"Bad day?" She asked before taking a sip of her wine.

The question was enough to send you into another wave of tears. How could this of all things happen today? Well, you knew why it happened but it was the last thing you expected. A simple warning would've been just fine.

"I got fired today." You sobbed, hiding your face in one of your hands.

The room went silent, everyone exchanging glances as you cried. You suddenly felt a comforting hand on your shoulder from Bernadette, who sat on the arm of the couch. "I'm so sorry, Y/N." She frowned, eyebrows laced with concern.

Everyone else began to chime in with their apologies, all except for Sheldon.

Leonard cleared his throat, glancing at his roommate.

"What?" Sheldon asked, painfully oblivious to social cues.

Both Amy and Leonard gestured to you, making Sheldon sigh. "Oh please, I'm not apologizing. It's obvious given Y/N's years of service at the Cheesecake Factory and her excellent people skills that she was fired for a good reason."

You looked to Sheldon, not believing that he even just said that. Could someone compliment someone and crush their soul at the same time?

"What?" You asked, anger in your tone.

Penny sat up. "As much as I wanna argue with Sheldon," She began, receiving a perplexed look from the scientist, "Sheldon makes a good point." Leonard looked to his girlfriend, mouth slightly agape.

"Did you just agree with Sheldon?"

"I think she did." Howard commented, receiving a small glare from Penny. "I'm just saying that I'm a terrible waitress, and I'm still working there." She said, her attention turning to you as she grinned. "What'd you do?"

Amy began to smile. "More importantly, who did you do?" She asked, clinking her glass of water with Penny's wine.

Your face grew beat red, shocked they had caught on so quickly. "I didn't do anyone! It was just... a heat of the moment thing." You admitted, beginning to beat yourself up over it again.

"Coitus?" Sheldon asked, unable to help himself.

"Oh, please tell me it was passionate girl on girl action." Howard spoke a little too quickly before remembering that Bernadette was sitting right next to him. He slowly turned to look at her, smiling awkwardly. "Please don't leave me."

Bernadette rolled her eyes before returning her attention to you. "Who'd you sleep with?"

"I didn't sleep with anyone." You promised before looking to Penny. "I kissed the busboy."

She gasped, her jaw dropping with a slight smile to it. "You kissed the busboy? When?" She exclaimed, setting her glass down. This was what you loved about Penny. She was always a girl's girl.

"Last night in the kitchen of the restaurant. It was closing time, so we were talking, and one thing led to another..." You gulped, "And we were caught." You sighed, remembering how he had lifted you up onto the counter just as your boss came in.

"What a way to go out, huh?" Penny smiled. "Well, that's the thing. I didn't want to leave the Cheesecake Factory! It's barely getting me through rent and my bills. How am I supposed to live now?" You rambled, picking through your rice. "What if I get evicted?"

"You can always stay with us." Howard offered, Bernadette nodding. Your heart melted from how quick he was to offer you a place to stay. "Or us if you'd like." Leonard suggested. "Hang on, hang on!" Sheldon grabbed everyone's attention.

"I didn't agree to this. This doesn't abide by the roommate agreement." He said, sitting upright as he spoke to his roommate.

"Section 4, paragraph 15 clearly states that—"

"It's fine, Sheldon! Y/N will stay with me." Penny smiled, winking at you before going back to eating. Your heart warmed with how much everyone wanted to help... except Sheldon, of course.

What'd you expect?

"I really appreciate that. Thank you, guys." You smiled a little, finally beginning to eat your food. As crazy and weird as your group of friends could be, they always found a way to make you feel better about any and every situation you've been in.

With friends like them, you knew you'd be just fine. Everything would turn out okay.

Everyone sat quietly, enjoying their food and each other's company before Howard broke the silence.

"Are you sure it wasn't a woman you kissed?"

"Howard!"

The End.

[allzelemonz]

Dinner Mystery of Love: Rajesh Koothrappali X Male Reader

It’s been three weeks since you and Raj started dating in an official sense. Before that there were instances that seemed quite a bit like dating, but you’d never put any sort of label on it. Your hands might linger when they brush while flicking through comics at the store, you might meet when Sheldon says something odd, or you might navigate to one another to stand close in an awkward situation. It all came together three weeks ago, and you both agreed not to tell your friends right away.

However, recently, Raj had that dinner party itch. The one where he has to throw a themed night full of mystery or he’ll turn to a ball of pure whine. He’ll mope around about how no one ever wants to come to his parties and how he loves throwing parties and you’ll tell him how much you adore the parties and the little mysteries. It’s a whole thing. So, you convinced the group to enthusiastically agree when Raj invited them and to keep their complaints for later on.

In the grad midst of his planning, the apartment looking like a conspiracy theorist with a knack for color coding was let loose, he had an idea pop into his head.

“You know, this would be a perfect time to tell everyone about us.”

Your adorable boyfriend, pen still in hand, says this out of nowhere and nods along as if it’s a new hot take. The cup in your hand nearly slips at the sudden idea.

“What?”

“That could be the final clue!”

He turns back to the papers in front of him and he starts scribbling again.

“Woah, woah, woah. You want to tell them that we’re together through your dinner mystery?” You sit down next to him on the couch.

“Of course, it’s perfect!”

The bright light in his eyes makes your heart melt, but something about telling them this way is concerning. Raj’s pure enthusiasm spreads over to you as he begins to ramble about how the whole dinner can be a subtle love theme.

“As long as you rig it so Sheldon doesn’t find out first, you can do whatever you want.”

Raj launches back into his excitement, planning out every little detail for the Friday night dinner. You have to make him go to bed as he gets so caught up in how fun the night will be.

When the dinner rolls around you arrive at Raj’s to find it decked out in roses and candles. The subtle romance theme has turned into full on romance. His outfit is the most dapper thing you’ve ever seen him in, cane and top hat included. He makes it work.

His excitement spreads to Howard and Bernadette when they arrive. Penny and Amy get wrapped up in it as well. You have to elbow Sheldon to get into things, but he shows his effort with a smile. Penny brings Leonard around after you convince Raj to let them play the mystery as couples.

It’s not as elaborate as some of his other parties. Everyone stayed in the same building at least. It didn’t stop Bernadette from practically picking up and throwing Howard across the room when he got in her way of the next clue. In the end it’s Penny that finds the final envelope and reads it.

“I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a simple brush of hands. I am shared with many, but most recently, between the two most handsome men in the room. What am I?”

“Well that’s subjective.” Sheldon whines. “You can’t put opinions in a riddle, it ruins the riddle.”

The group is quiet for a moment and you wonder if they’ll see through Raj’s wording.

“Oh,” Penny breaks the silence. “Was this all just to tell us you guys are dating?”

Raj takes your hand in his with a grin on his face. “Penny wins.” His gaze stays on you, and you find yourself almost as lost in his eyes as he is in yours.

“We already knew that.” Howard says.

“What?” Raj turns to the group.

“It was rather obvious.” Amy chimes in.

“Yeah, you guys are always staring at each other and stuff,” Penny says from the snack table, pouring a glass of wine.

“We are not.” You laugh.

“Your eyes might as well turn into hearts when he’s talking.” Howard raises his eyebrows at you.

“I think it’s sweet.” Bernadette smiles.

“Thank you.” Raj nods.

“Sheldon, I think you owe Leonard something.”

Sheldon looks at you with annoyance. “Rats.” He mutters as he gets out his wallet and hands Leonard five dollars.

Two months ago, you overheard Sheldon betting that Raj and Howard would engage in coitus before Raj got into a serious relationship, according to relevant statistics. Leonard challenged, and now it’s paying off.

[tiredly101]

Masterlist

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The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon Cooper x Rajesh Brother Male Reader; We met in the sports bar

Howard Wolowitz x Mexican Male Reader; Comic Shop

Sheldon Cooper x Male Reader; I love you too

Howard Wolowitz x Rajesh Koothrappali x Argentinian Male Reader; He's shy and I'm stupid

Leonard Hofstadter x Male Reader; Leonard... He's gone

Once Upon a Time:

Killian Jones x Emma Swan Twain Brother Male Reader; Aren't you a jewel?

Mr. Gold x Ex Military (Emma best friends) Male Reader; I finally found my Darling, evil queen

Mary Margaret (Snow White) x OCC Female Reader; I will always love you...

Two villains and one soulmate (COMPLETE): part 1 and part 2

Love is coming our way (COMPLETE): Part 1 and part 2

Wendsday:

Bianca criticizes Y/N on their fencing skills

Couple Goals

In a bookstore

Trick or Treat

Three maniacs together

Welcome Home:

Wally Darling x Writer!Male reader; New Neighbor (STILL GOING): Part one, Part two, Part three, Part four, Part five , Part six, Part 7, Part 8

Wally Darling x Abused!Male Reader; Broken (STILL GOING): Part one, Part two, Part three, Part four, Part five

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