#rat thoughts

[emotionalsupportrodent]

[transgwender616]

I wish more people online knew what context and nuance is

"You shouldn't nail rats to strangers."

"Oh so your saying nailing is always wrong even if i'm making a house?"

"No i'm saying you shouldn't nail rats to strangers."

[scurvioli]

Monsters inc did not have enough monsters with exoskeletons

[snoobinn]

you stink

FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!

[el-meant]

Because I am tired and I have rats on the brain... Let's dive into Ratthew's story a little, yeah?

Ratthew Danes is an evil rat wizard, duh. But why is he evil? What is his goal?

Ratthew was a normal rat kid who liked his cheese and his antics, but he was also enamored by the idea of magic. He spent his entire life learning about it, doing everything he could to harness it. He even joined a club! However, he wanted to be the leader of the club. When that didn't work out he felt underappreciated and disrespected, so he ran off and became an evil wizard. During that time he makes a child who doesn't live long, so he becomes depressed too. He learned how to revive people from the dead to make himself some henchmen who would do his chores because he couldn't motivate himself to take care of his evil wizard tower, realized he could revive his son (after reviving two other rats), and revived his son too.

Now I kinda wanna start talking about Ratthew's son and his henchmen...

So let's talk about his first henchman, Knoggin!

Knoggin Jones (Haha, funny joke I know) was the first dead rat Ratthew revived. In his life, Knoggin was a very respected and well liked individual, so Ratthew wanted to spit in the face of everyone who looked up to a good person (literally in one case) and robbed Knoggin's grave. Knoggin died in an accident at work that removed his head, which no one was able to find. Because of that, he was only supposed to be an experiment to see if zombies could be made. So Knoggin is very blind and deaf. Well, he should be. But as it turns out, zombie magic is wired, so he's only really blind and mute. Ratthew would have dismissed Knoggin (by that I mean re-kill him) if Knoggin wasn't so insanely strong. As a living rat, he handled and transported large chunks and sheets of metal (which may or may not be the reason he's headless), so he has a lot of muscle to him. Because of that, he's good with manual labor.

Next is Hera!

Hera Jones (Formerly Hera Aetos) was the second rat Ratthew revived. In life, she was a florist. She loved flowers and did anything she could to work with them and study them. However, she got herself into a situation with a particularly dangerous flower. She sniffed it, then she held it up to look at it better. This flower excreted a very toxic, very acidic substance that clung to her nose when she sniffed it and dripped onto her face when she held it up. She didn't think much of it because it's slow to activate, but when she realized the danger, it was already too late. The acidic substance ate through her nose and face, causing her to meet her unfortunate end. Ratthew revived her because she was buried pretty close to Knoggin. She was kept around because she was very smart and very agile. She did what tasks Knoggin was unable to do. After a while, Knoggin started clinging to Hera as the only other rat zombie he knew. Hera fell hard for his sweet behavior, and they got married as zombies.

(Ratthew wasn't happy, so he drew this in his diary)

Since then they've been happily together, doing an evil rat wizard's bidding while also being rather upstanding citizens outside of work.

Finally, let's talk about Jack.

Jack Danes is the son of Ratthew Danes. Jack was born to a rather happy couple (considering his father was an evil rat wizard and all). The only issue is that his mother was very ill. Ratthew wanted to protect his wife, so he cast a spell to remove the sickness. He couldn't destroy it, so he moved it to a random person. The closest person that wasn't Ratthew. Which happened to be Jack while he was still in his mother's womb when she caught the illness and Ratthew removed it. Ratthew didn't realize the sickness would go to Jack because he thought he blasted it out of a window. Jack didn't last long after his birth, and the depression brought by his end had brought his mother to her own demise. Ratthew was thrown into his own depression, became lazy, made henchmen, then realized he could bring his son back. His son was perfectly preserved (because Ratthew is a little weird), so he came back to life with only one small defect, that defect being permanently white eyes. He's still able to see because of rat zombie magic, even though the sickness made him blind before he died.

There we go, my rats have stories. Stories that will be expanded on later if I remember. These weren't the first guys I've made in their verse, and they're not the biggest (physically), but I've made detailed drawings of them so for class so they get thought about more. And besides, I'm in a rat mood and these are the only named rat characters I've made.

I wonder if I should go on about the big influential boss of the town popular cat, her brother that looks like a raccoon, the martial artist snail that eats poison and sells jelly, or the adventurous ant...

[gorreat]

Caliphe!! my coc2 pc.

shes a black mage wyld elf with bunny ears, bee wings, and a flower puss

if she didn't have to save the world she'd spend all day suckin and fuckin Evelyn

[sigmarsstormvermin]

Memories

Rat paces, a death weighing on his mind.

He hadn't died many times, not nearly as many of several of his allies. Not enough for the Lord Terminus to recycle him.

He turns and walks, and turns again. Loosing memories was a normal part of their lives... It certainly wouldn't make him a lesser fighter.

But still, how could he fathom that which he doesn't know he lost? An ache exists where memories once lied, were they important? Had he lost one of those few thoughts that still brought emotions to his weary life?

Perhaps another Stormcast would have wisdom, but then he would have to talk to another stormcast. He is an ally - a useful combatant - tolerated but not necessarily appreciated.

[emotionalsupportrodent]

skizzleman after making the 50th piss joke live on stream

[retroratrodeo]

I’m so sick

Someone yesterday told me I couldn’t do something bc I’m too sick and I made a joke like ‘guess I’m going to have to become really lame really fast lmao’ And they did not get it. I had to explain it. In these sneezing and coughing and I’m about to pass the fuck out times my joke didn’t get got and now I’m sad and sneezing and coughing.

[emotionalsupportrodent]

hmmmm...

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

[preciouspeppermintts]

What actually happened before Shadow Milk starts his redemption arc :

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

[justsimmering]

early seasons dean could string me along in a 10 month situationship and id still give up everything for him thats how male manipulator he was in those early seasons. horrible man. have my babies

[gorreat]

callout post for @digenerate-trash

referred to child murderer William Afton as "babygirl"

[sunsbleeding]

[phaoi]

may i introduce..

THE phRATS