Conversations that team prime have probably said (+ rescuebots)(part 2)
Every optimus ever: why is my exe here and why are they committing war crimes?
Tfp arcee: there are not enough fucks for me to give out.
Tfp bumblebee: not that you ever had any left to begin with.
Tfp arcee: True
Tfp wheeljack: Don't worry! We all need therapy!
Rb Blades: Is that supposed to calm me?
Rb Hightide: Hatchet.
Tfp ratchet: Scrap eater.
Tfp Optimus: *regretting his choices* Enough.
Tfp Knockout: THAT'S A THREAT!
Tfp Wheeljack: NO IT'S NOT! it's a promise!
Rb Quickshadow: You seem the most sane.
Tfp arcee: Barely.
Rb Heatwave: Why did I want to be leader again?
Rb blurr: Optimus saw you and thought " You're leader shaped."
Rb Heatwave:*snort* Leader shaped?
Rb blurr: *shrug* Idk, he did the same thing to Bee.
Knockout, arcee and bee are on patrol:
Tfp knockout: So, you and Blades?
Tfp Bumblebee: We're just FRIENDS.
Tfp arcee: keep telling yourself that.
Rb Boulder: I think bots forget I was a scientist.
Tfp Wheeljack: they forget I was too. Where do they think I got the grenades?
Rb Boulder: probably thought you stole them off a decepticon.
Tfp Bulkhead: that does sound like something you would do. Pits, I think you have.
Rb Heatwave: I...have never wanted to hit a bot more.
Rb Chase: it is a wonder how you've never been imprisoned for anything.
Rba wedge: Scrap it's crowded.
Tfp Ultra magnus: there's a room in the back that Optimus uses. It's completely silent
Rba wedge: thanks, how do you know that?
Tfp wheeljack: Magnus is good at finding hiding spots. he is so introverted that he would rather not be able to get out of somewhere, than talk to a bot.
Tfp Ratchet: Medix is a lot nicer than me, I'm not sure where he got it from.
Tfp knockout: thank primus.
Rb Hightide: Hatchet! Who's your sibling?
Tfp Ratchet: None.of.your.business!
Rba Medix: You REALLY don't want to know. I wish I didn't.
Tfp knockout:*snorts* Primus, you're definitely Ratchet's.
Tfp Ratchet: you picked good leaders.
Tfp Optimus: Heatwave just told me he wanted to ship Hightide to a lab to see where he got his audacity from, Wedge made a 'timeout box' specifically for Hotshot, and Bumblebee is in denial about being in a relationship with Blades.
Okay, part three might be out soon (idk). I'm going to get a coffee and pretend I'm not going to college in a couple weeks.
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Bumblebee: "I don't know what's wrong with me, I feel sick and kinda dizzy, but I drank energon and had something to eat and I still feel terrible."
Blades: "Maybe you're nervous about something."
Bumblebee: "What? No, that can't be it. I feel physically sick, how could being nervous cause that?"
Blades: "You'd be surprised."
Bumblebee: "So you're telling me that certain emotions can make people feel physically sick?"
Blades: "Yes, absolutely."
Bumblebee: "WTF WHY???!!!"
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"Oooh, me? A judge?!? Should I wear a bow tie? Or orange clogs?"
-Blades, being the most stylish bot on Griffin Rock
[Source: Rescue Bots, Season 4 Episode 16]
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