#readabookchallenge

[the-most-humble-blog]

🚨 Are You a F*cking Retard? A Brutally Honest Checklist 🚨

For Those Who Might Need a Reality Check Before Speaking, Breeding, or Operating Heavy Machinery

Look, if you’re unsure whether you’re a fcking retard, chances are high that you are. But just in case you need **a detailed, no-fcks-given diagnostic tool,** here’s a checklist to confirm whether you belong in the “helmet-wearing, window-licking, should-have-been-left-in-the-condom” category.

🛑 GENERAL INTELLIGENCE CHECK

✔️ You think emotions override facts. – If your feelings dictate reality, congratulations—you’re a fcking idiot. ✔️ You can’t explain your own opinions. – If you just parrot sht without understanding why you believe it, you’re officially a biological NPC. ✔️ You react instead of thinking. – If someone disagrees and your response is rage instead of logic, your brain is running on fumes and Tumblr discourse. ✔️ You refuse to learn from mistakes. – If you fck up, blame everyone else, and repeat the cycle? Enjoy your Darwin Award nomination. ✔️ You rely on buzzwords instead of arguments. – If you use words like “problematic,” “gaslighting,” or “privilege” without knowing what the fck they mean, shut up.

🚨 LIFE FUNCTIONALITY TEST

✔️ You can’t cook a basic meal. – If you need DoorDash to survive, you’re one internet outage away from starving like an 18th-century peasant. ✔️ You think credit cards = free money. – If you swipe without thinking and cry when bills show up, your IQ is lower than your credit score. ✔️ You believe in “manifestation.” – If you think dreaming hard enough makes things happen, then congratulations—you're a delusional broke b*tch. ✔️ You don’t know how to change a tire. – If your first instinct is to call a man instead of figuring it out, you deserve roadside Darwinism. ✔️ You still type like a middle schooler. – If you're over 18 and still texting “u” instead of “you,” stop. Just f*cking stop.

💀 SOCIAL AWARENESS TEST

✔️ You think “Agree with me or you’re a bigot” is an argument. – If your debate skills amount to throwing labels instead of logic, your brain is on government assistance. ✔️ You scream “misogyny” when rejected. – If men have a right to say no too, and your ego can’t handle that, get f*cking help. ✔️ You act like a victim but start sh*t. – If you throw a punch but cry when you get hit back, your IQ is lower than your backbone. ✔️ You think all opinions deserve respect. – Nope. If your opinion is objectively dumb as f*ck, it deserves mockery, not respect. ✔️ You demand tolerance but offer none. – If you can’t handle people living differently than you do, you’re just a d*ck with a victim complex.

🤡 COMMON “I’M A F*CKING RETARD” STATEMENTS

“I don’t need facts, I have feelings.” → Congratulations, you’re a toddler.

“If you disagree with me, you’re evil.” → Nope, you’re just a f*cking idiot.

“Men and women are the same.” → Biology disagrees, and so does your body when you need a jar opened.

“Money doesn’t matter, just do what you love!” → B*tch, rent is due.

“I can’t believe they expect me to work 40 hours a week.” → Yes, welcome to f*cking adulthood.

🚀 FINAL VERDICT: IF YOU CHECKED 5 OR MORE

Stay away from decision-making positions.

Avoid procreation, for the sake of humanity.

Read a f*cking book before speaking.

Life is hard enough without morons multiplying. Do better.

🔥 REBLOG if you believe idiots shouldn’t breed. 🔄 💬 COMMENT if you’ve encountered a certified retard in the wild. 🚩🚩🚩 🚀 FOLLOW for more brutal, IQ-raising content. 🕵️‍♂️💣

[symonerae]

I just started reading a new book last night. It is called White Oleander by Janet Fitch. #avidreader #ReadABookChallenge #100bookchallenge https://www.instagram.com/p/B73cxzVpvY6/?igshid=1xbhvwdtk2axz

[gilbertkingelisa]

Revolutionary Acts #FollowWithYourFInger #NoNewsIsGoodNews #KeepWarm #GetUpEarly #Reading #JustWords #TheColdRoom #Library #ReadABookChallenge #TheMovieWasBetter #DoWhatYouHaveToDo #StayInTheCorner #UsedBooks #Coffee #Morning #Evening #NoPictures #WarmBlanket #LavazzaCoffee #TheQuietChild #BankersLight #LukeWarmCoffee #WhenAManDiesALibraryBurns #SmithCorona #MediumLight #YouDontNeedToReadToKnowStuff #Storytime #Typewriter #BookEnd #GilbertKingElisa https://www.instagram.com/p/CZAoN2WlGS1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thewallstreetjunior-blog]

🤔 💭 💡 If there’s a children’s book on Astrophysics for Babies by Chris Ferrie; if there’s another one on ABC Biochemistry by Cara Florence, and another on Computer Coding by Ruth Spiro, or even Hip Hop culture by Jessica Chiba... then why can’t there be a book on Chart Patterns and trading? These wonderful books are no longer a novelty to show off to other parents. These books are for our children. These books are a way to simplify, explain, and inspire even the littlest of babies the most complex of subjects we have in the world. Because if a child can get excited, be inspired, or at the very least—be aware of such things... imagine how better off they will be instead of us parents? That’s why we are here. Inspire your future millionaire! Don’t be Buffet, be better. Start going, play long. #financialliteracy #readabook #readabookchallenge #bookchallenge #moneyforbaby #peterlynch #warrenbuffet #benjamingraham #marketwizards #charliemunger #linechart #technicalanalysis #tradingplan #ascendingtriangle #thewallstreetjunior #tradingforbabies #fidelityinvestments #charlesschwab #robinhoodapp #webull #thinkorswim #forextrading #binance #coinmarketcap #commoditiestrading #acorn #acornsapp (at Murren, Switzerland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE31GvQH_np/?igshid=1dgeq3861vkui

[dscola]

New book alert. #readabookchallenge #rakimallah #sweatthetechnique #brainfood #greatblackmen #hiphop #hiphopislife https://www.instagram.com/p/CDoeefdpG4H/?igshid=setxbmtuxdyr

[uniartcollective]

Turn the tv off // ‘untitled’ by Milton Rogovin 1961-1963

[quentinhutchins]

"You know, we could all be reading a book right now." -Huey Freeman "Huey And Me" painted and finished by me @qahutchins2 /@africanartofqahutchins2 in a 16x20 canvas frame. While Huey Freeman is reading the seventh chapter (Africa) of Tony Martin's Race First, I'm reading about Queen Nzinga in Chancellor Williams's The Destruction Of Black Civilization. You know, while I was at a cafe, unexpectedly, a black woman with her daughter noticed that I was reading and asked if I liked it and I said yes. Long story short, I was suprised to find out that she happens to be one of Chancellor Williams's grandchildren. I knew that the ancestor had 36 grandchildren and 38 great grandchildren and 10 great-great grandchildren but I never thought that I would be meeting one of his grandchildren until that evening night. Wow! I wish I had a picture to show y'all though. #blackart #HueyFreeman #Reading #africanart #Huey #boondocks #TheBoondocks #RaceFirst #MarcusGarvey #marcusmosiahgarvey #TonyMartin #DestructionOfBlackCivilization #ChancellorWilliams #readabookchallenge #readboutgarvey #africanhistory #queennzinga (at Prince George's County)

[braggabino]

I'm not gonna lie at the beginning it was hard but now my son loves to read i'm so proud of him... #bookphonechallenge #youngking #ReadABookChallenge #Blacknerd #knowledgeispower

[symonerae]

I am about to read a new book this afternoon. It is called The Bronze Horseman by Paullina Simons. #avidreader #ReadABookChallenge #100bookchallenge

[annamycajain]

It's Friday night baby! Weekends here 💃🏻 and this card says exactly how I plan to spend my weekend. I'm going to keep calm, relax and laze around 😇 #ichoosehappiness #weekend #weekending #weekendvibes #weekendfeels #sunnyskiesstarryeyes #keepcalm #friday #quotestoliveby #happiness #lazy #beinglazy #postcards #postcrossing #incomingmail #write_on #writing #bangalorediaries #bangaloredays #readabookchallenge (at Bangalore, India)

[dejadrewit-blog]

What a cute place to sit and read a book or do a card reading. This in my neighborhood, not even sure what this place is or who it belongs to lol. #nature #garden #landscape #readabookchallenge (at Fallbrook, California)

[dscola]

Required reading. #readabookchallenge #requiredreading #fredhampton #blackpantherparty #cointelpro #brainfood #thingstheydontteachyou #greatblackmen #hiddenhistory #maga https://www.instagram.com/p/CDMIHKqp72Z/?igshid=is9pug6x1a95

[teenxadventurer]

Repost from @readabookchallenge So glad to be collaborating with some amazing minds 😄 #words #writers #authors #reading #writing #stories #myjourney #microfiction #terriblytinytales #loveall #trends #readabookchallenge #writersofig #poetsofig #wordsofthesoul #lessonslearnt #booksbooksbooks #readtillyoureyesarered #amazingwords #wordsthatchangetheworld #inspiration #motovation #philosophy #vcsocam #noedits #instalikes (at Bangalore, India)

[2plan22]

RT @CurtisSChin: @accatalano Love my library! A treasure worth guarding (& funding!). @FLFoundation @fairfaxlibrary #libraries #ReadABookChallenge https://t.co/75m9miG570 2PLAN22 http://twitter.com/2PLAN22/status/1243187045926928386

Love my library! A treasure worth guarding (& funding!). @FLFoundation @fairfaxlibrary #libraries #ReadABookChallenge pic.twitter.com/75m9miG570

— 🚶🏻Curtis S. Chin (@CurtisSChin) March 26, 2020

[symonerae]

I am about to read a new book this morning. It is called Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison. #avidreader #ReadABookChallenge #100bookchallenge

[dscola]

New book alert. #requiredreading #bookoftheweek #readabookchallenge #notinmyneighborhood #howbigotryshapedagreatamericancity #hiddenhistory #blackhidstory #thingstheydontteachyou #neverforget #anteropietila https://www.instagram.com/p/B84KbO1HTHW/?igshid=f1peygra3v8r