X-Men '97 creator Beau DeMayo says Episode 5 was just “our warm-up” “Episode 8-10 is my big one ;)"
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I have no context but I saw this waking up and rolled out of bed at light speed
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honestly, the way I see it, comic books are like greek mythology. all the stories are true and also none of them are. that character would NEVER do that except in that issue that they did. AND, in that vein, the stories are told and retold in different ways throughout the ages by different people. comic book "canon" is so laughable bc you feasibly argue that character X is the height of morality while on the other hand, in other works, a smarmy author wrote them as a gross asshole. so what is true? whatever needs to be true for the story you're trying to tell. whats not true? whatever you didn't like about them.
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nothing that boils my blood more than seeing people base their version of kurt on the one from the reboot movies and making him like this cutesy moe innocent virgin who at worst still IS a teenager (jail) and at best just acts like one or is BARELY legal BUT they're also aware that his most popular ship is w logan wolverine so there's a lot of Big Bad Gruff wolverine banging the christ loving out of this little uwu oh noes ive never seen a p-p-p-penis before!!! kurt which is both gross and creepy and COMPLETELY INNACURATE because kurt loves to fuck and also hes like 30. 45 if i had my way frankly. like if i have to see one more anime-fied kurt kyaaaaing around logan wolverine i'm gonna lose it he FUCKS THAT OLD MAN in the ASS and they're both fucking HAPPY ABOUT IT
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Kid fic plot idea
Danny discovered after anti-Ecto Acts were repealed there was a spike of liminals being discovered. Many had been considered just meta until everything around the GIW came out. This meant there were occasionally liminals put into foster care in the mortal world.
After finishing his degree Danny took the throne as King of the Infinite Realm. These liminal kids fell under his jurisdiction. Most of the time Danny just found homes for them with the help of his social worker advisors Jazz & Elle.
Except for a pair of siblings discovered in a lab. They were designer clones of an alien species and a liminal. Luckily they were rescued at only six weeks old. Danny was their only parent.
The kids developed a few peculiar tastes as they grew up. Eventually Danny had to carry around plain rice cakes with him everywhere because it was close enough to Styrofoam to make them happy, but an actual edible item that wouldn't get CPS called on his civilian identity again. Even in Gotham people get worried about kids eating toxic substances. Maybe especially Gotham because who knows what will create the next rogue.
Oracle keeps a folder of the ridiculous incidents of Danny & kids vs Rogues.
They escaped the baby-sitter one day. Icicle Jr turned himself in, begging to get away from the hyper toddlers. They kept calling him "kinda daddy" because ice reminded them of Danny's core.
They escaped the new baby-sitter. Killer Croc slept for hours after he stumbled across them lost in the sewers, exhausted by the kiddos wanting to wrestle for hours before they'd agreed to go home. Killer Croc eventually flagged down Signal to return them.
The first day of preschool went well. The second day did not. The two ran from the school and made it all the way to Central City. Flash and Captain Cold didn't know how to react to a pair of preschoolers demanding to play tag too in the middle of a robbery.
It only surprised a few folks that the best nanny ended up being Harley. The kiddos spotted the hyenas one day and wanted to pet the doggy.
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A guide to where to begin reading Nightcrawler. Our lovely, religious, slutty, kind fuzzy elf.
I just think he's neat.
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watching the X-Men show (1992-97) with max and i completely forgot how fucking hideous xavier's chair is
forklift certified looking ass bitch
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