#really funny.

[ot3]

usopp just told zoro he wasnt going to heaven when he died for no reason. completely out of pocket.

[raineedayss]

splatoon fans who know the lore, quick question-

would i, hypothetically, be able to have a character based off a pelican/gulper eel that still has the humanoid features of an inkling/octoling?

[tillman]

Vino baccano! Inherently hysterical character what if an assassin was just a crazed murderer because hes really autistic about trains

[wovenstarlight]

media with siblings needs to include more blatantly lying to your siblings about your abilities in relation to theirs in order to wind them up

[rosasappho]

ichijo assigned uke from the moment he stepped onscreen

[thermesiini]

probably should be noted that the thing they returned to me was a tape measure

[saprophetic]

if you wanna know how repressed i am i once worked myself up about how i MUST be having a psychotic episode with drawing conclusions that werent there based on things someone was saying and when i mentioned it to ael it said "i think you just have a crush" and i was Resistant to the idea because it was genuinely more logical to me that i was having Psychosis Symptoms.

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[phantomoftheshoppera]

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

[woodsteingirl]

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

[spitblaze]

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not that old. thats just man yaoi

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything