#redacted incorrect quotes

[starspeckedsys]

These are so Asher coded it’s beautiful

[redactahoe]

Darlin: *rips piece of paper* take it

Angel: is this? Are you giving me your number?

Darlin: you can reach me any time

Angel: but, for what?

Darlin: if anyone gives you troubles just call me

Darlin: I’ll fucking kill em’ for ya’

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Sam and Vincent play arguing at the Summit 

Sam: nice crown prince.

Vincent: nice suit Duke.

Sam: well, at least I’m not being trotted around like a show pony

Vincent: well, at least I get ribbons and praises, for my looks. But ya know I hear participation trophies are nice but…you already knew that 

Sam: well. I get to hang out with friends and enjoy myself. And not have to be a kiss ass for a bunch of rich Old Vamps.

Vincent: well we can agree on one thing tonight

Sam: oh yea. And what’s that?

Vincent:……our partners look like true fucking royalty 

Sam: amen to that.

*Glass clink*

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

[whorefordarlin]

Darlin': Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here

David: Is your motorcycle working fine now?

Darlin': Motorcycle? Yeah it's fine, why?

David:

Darlin':

[capitalisticveins]

James: What’re your pronouns?

Asset: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16.0 GB RAM

James: There’s no way you run on an i5

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Angel: yo what up pookie badookie

David: don’t ever call me that again

Angel: ok home-slice

[piffany666]

Porter: coffee or tea?

Vincent: coffee

Porter: wrong its tea

[crysoon]

angel, presenting their dish for the first time after cooking lessons: thoughts?

david: and prayers

[pandoraroid]

milo: there wasn't any signal inside the church so i couldn't receive your calls and texts.

asher: the holy spirit was interfering.

[anexistingexistence]

First week of my vacation is over, so here are Redacted characters and listeners as things that have been said/things I've thought:

David: I've bought you the ice cream you wanted.

Asher: Ooh, thanks!

David: But they didn't have lemon nor did they have cookie, so I just got you three scoops of chocolate.

Asher: What kind of bullshit ice cream store is that?!

Darlin: I want to go home.

Sweetheart: I haven't had a warm meal in six days.

Milo: Sweetheart, we've been here for a week.

Sweetheart: Exactly.

Asher: I want to go on a hike!

Baabe: Don't.

David: Please don't.

Asher: Why not?

David: You'll get lost.

Asher: It's fine! I'll take Tank with me!

Tank: I would rather die.

Darlin: I can't find the light switch!

Sam: It's around the corner.

Darlin: There's nothing here!

Sam: On the left to the bathroom door?

Darlin: ... I knew that.

Baabe: Why did I pack pens but no paper?

Darlin: David?

David: Yes?

Darlin: When you book the tickets for the train ride back home, please seat us the same way as on the ride here.

David: But there was a booking error and you had to sit two carts away from us.

Darlin: E x a c t l y .

Baabe: T-T

Asher: Baabe, what's the matter? Why are you crying?

Baabe: I can't fit my entire bookshelf into this backpack T-T

David: I'm going shopping, do you want anything?

Angel: Soda!

Asher: Chips!

Baabe: More paper, please!

Milo: I wouldn't mind some more soda.

David: How about you, Sweetheart?

Sweetheart: Nah, I'm good.

David: How are you like this?-

Darlin: I want more crushed ice!

David: Thank you for being like this, actually.

Sweetheart: No problem.

Darlin: You've got wet hair. Took a shower last night?

Sam: I'll have you know that I waited until five in the morning so I wouldn't wake anyone.

[themeridian]

after vega gets fixed

warden: vega? i thought hush killed you!

vega: yeah but im ok now

[redactahoe]

[set before darlin moves in with sam, in the pack den, they are coloring at the coffee table]

pack kid: where do you live?

darlin': in the city.

pack kid: do you have a house?

darlin: apartment.

pack kid: own or rent?

darlin: rent.

pack kid: what do you do for a living?

darlin: lots of things.

pack kid: where's your office?

darlin: i don't have one.

pack kid: how come?

darlin': i don't need one.

pack kid: where your wife?

darlin': don't have one.

pack kid: how come?

darlin': its a long story.

pack kid: do you have kids?

darlin': no, i don't.

pack kid: how come?

darlin’: its an even longer story.

pack kid: are you David's [brother/sister/sibling]?

darlin': what's your record for consecutively asked questions?

pack kid: 38

darlin': I'm David's [brother/sister/sibling] alright.

pack kid: you have a lot more scars than David does.

darlin': how nice of you to notice.

pack kid: I'm a kid, that's my job.

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Redacted Snapchat POVS:

[starlitangels]

David, nervous, looking at Angel across the way early in their relationship: You really think they’re the person for me?

Asher: Oh yeah! They’re tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all

Asher, drawing a heart in the air with both hands: They “complete” you

[beedoes-stuff]

david: god you’re such a menace

angel: yea…

angel: your menace

angel: *holds up hand that has the ring on it* FOREVER—