#reese malcom in the middle

[succubuschic]

[cinmngirlnfr]

Reese Wilkerson NSFW Alphabet

TW: Kind of explicit

Shout out to @agaypanic because I love her and I was very inspired by her. (If you want Reese Wilkerson's Content, she has a lot of it)

A = Aftercare

I feel like he is super clingy, Idk. He kinda gives little spoon vibes. I feel like the first few times he tried to seem super cool and unbothered, like "Yeah, we had sex, so what?" but then, when he gained confidence, he became the most touch-starved creature on earth.

B = Body Part

I mean, he is a teen after all, I don't think he has a specific part of your body that turns him off, But I think he always is going to be a boob guy (bc, everybody loves boobs). If you don't have boobs (For all the not Fem readers out there) Butt is definitely second on the list. But he will take anything, boobs, legs, butt, waist, shoulders, he loves it all.

His favorite part of his body would be his arms or torso, because of the muscles (he is such a babe). Bonus, I don't know if hair counts as a body part, but he definitely loves his hair.

C = Cum

Well, use protection kids. Reese is kinda dumb, but even he knows he has to use condoms... duh! But I think that when it comes to oral sex, or when he is 100% percent sure you are not ovulating (Or if you don't ovulate at all), he will be down for creampies... (lol, I don't really like the word creampie but is better than any other way to call it, I don't know, semen fest?)

D = Dirty Secret

I feel like if you guys have been dating for a while he will tell you everything, I don't think he would be very secretive about these things with a long-term partner. But if you guys are friends or just started dating, I think his fantasies would be a little secret he keeps to himself... Very dirty fantasies, in all kinds of positions, places, and embarrassing ways... Sometimes they are so kinky that he is like "Tf, I'm thinking about". I also think he watches a lot of porn (well, I don't think so, is kinda canon) So sometimes he will be watching it and thinking "Huh, that seems pretty doable".

E = Expirience

A part of me thinks he has a lot of experience, and the other thinks he is a total virgin. There is no middle ground. No, but let's be real, I feel like canon Reese probably had sex a few times, but not too much.

F = Favorite Position

Cowgirl, because is the best position to grab boobs or ass... also because he doesn't need to try really hard... I also feel like he would also like doggy style because every person looks hot in doggy style.

G = Goofy

I feel like at first he took it very seriously, but we know Reese, he is a silly goose, So I definitely think he would make a joke or two during sex, especially "Your mom" jokes. Example: "You sound just like your mom last night" and then you have four possible responses

"That is not funny Reese" and stop the sex.

"That is not funny Reese" and Keep going.

"Shut up Reese" laugh, and keep going.

Fully ignore it because you know him all too well.

H = Hair

He takes care of himself, so he shaves, maybe every three weeks? Yeah, I think that is how far he would go when it comes to pubic hair.

I = Intimacy

Depends on the context, for example, I think the first time was very romantic. When is makeup sex it really depends on how long you guys were mad at each other, if it's a couple hours or 1-3 days, it would also be romantic, and he would probably say stuff like "I love you" or "You are so beautiful" during it. If it's more than three days, it would be rough, and aggressive, and it would last a lot of rounds, because imagine a horny teenager being denied sex for that long, he goes feral. If it were just any normal day, it would be pretty standard, Good, but a little lazy, maybe one or two rounds, This is the type of context he would make some jokes. If it's jealousy sex... Yeah well, hope you don't really enjoy walking.

J = Jack Off

A lot of guys say that they don't really masturbate a lot when they get in a relationship, because there is no need to. But I feel like Reese would still do it a lot, because, let's be honest, he is a creepy, disgustingly hot, and horny mf.

K = Kink

Moans: He loves to hear you moan because it means you are enjoying it, and it makes Reese feel good about himself.

Hair Pulling: This goes more for oral sex, but he likes to pull your hair when you are giving him a blow job, or you pull his hair when he goes down on you.

Dom: I feel like he wouldn't be too weird about it, he won't ask you to call him Daddy or any of that crap. But he would definitely like to be more in control, especially if you are like smarter than him, because it would be like a "Who is the one who can't form thoughts now?" type of situation. I also feel it's because, he feels like he is the dumbest among his brothers and he is usually not the one people trust to make decisions or have control, so being in control in bed feels very good.

Overstimulation: I feel like this is more like an accidental kink, but it has to do with the last thing I wrote. He likes to fuck you until you don't even remember your name. Also, because is he hasn't finished yet, and you have, he is not going to stop until he finishes, and this goes both ways because if it is the other way around, he came and you didn't, he is not going to stop until you are satisfied.

L = Location

Anywhere possible, I don't really think there is much to explain. Wherever, Whenever, Whatever.

M = Motivation

Bro is horny as fuck. Do you really think you need to work to get him hard? Bro looks at you and gets hard, lol.

N = NO

Nothing violent, maybe a few spanks, the normal, but I don't think he would be into BDSM or anything like that. Why? well, Reese is very violent towards other people. Sex is intimate by definition, I feel like people, in general, get very vulnerable when they have sex. Intimacy would be a place where Reese would show his true self, and I don't think his true self would hurt a significant other. Plus, I think he would feel very guilty if he somehow hurt you in some way.

O = Oral

I think he prefers receiving it because you look very pretty from that angle. But he will never refuse to go down on you, and he is very good at it.

P = Pace

I already said it, depends on the situation. Generally, I think he would be fast with it, and when he tries to take his time, I feel like he is very impatient, so even when he tries to be slow and romantic, he would get desperate and just start fucking you fast and hard.

Q = Quickie

I can say from my own experience as an 18 y/o, the sex life of teenagers, it's mostly quickies. I guess maybe The Reese of the last season, would probably like more of a proper fuck. But when you are a teen, you take anything you can get. In the School's janitor's closet, yes. In the car, yes. In the mall bathroom, yes. In the back of the movie theater, yes.

R = Risk

I think he doesn't really care about doing it in a semi-public place. When he is feeling it, he is feeling it. Sometimes he will try to convince you to do it in an empty park, or he will probably choose unpopular movies in the cinema, so the place would be almost empty.

S = Stamina

He either falls asleep right after you two are finished, or he will go for hours and hours, till you practically beg him to have a little break. "At least let me get a glass of water, Reese!" "Just one more round, baby, please".

T = Toys.

I don't think he owns any toys, it would almost be like competition to him, a piece of plastic pleasing you instead of him? No uh.

U = Unfair

He likes to tease you, but again, he is very impatient himself, so I don't think the teasing stage would last too long.

V = Volume

Tries to be quiet when there are people in the house, but when there is no one around, it's fair game, he won't hold himself. I think he moans a little but mostly groans or breathes very loudly.

W = Wild Card

He likes it when you grab his butt, he will never admit it though.

X = X-ray

About 6.4 inches = 16.5 cm. Is enough, is fair, it does the job, and it doesn't destroy you.

Y = Yearning

If you have seen the TV show, you know how much sex drive Hal has. Those genes + teenage hormones = You are lucky you can stand on your two feet.

Z = Zzz...

Bro sleeps like a baby after it, but he won't fall asleep unless you are by his side.

[estefanyailen]

“Con tu actitud corroboro que mi decisión es correcta”.

— Gerente del Lucky Aide - Malcolm in the Middle. (2000). (T1; E9).

[brenni-murasaki]

Lois | Reese | Malcom ✨

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[carterbrained]

Reese drawing, speedpaint on my yt :3

[tsukisu-cos]

They're kinda Malcom and Reese coded

Og:

[theblach-hole-son]

So my roommate and I are watching Ratatouille for the umpteenth time and we're dying thinking about how Reese from Malcolm in the Middle would have eaten this movie up. Watching Linguini come into frame and immediately wanting to kick his ass (comparing him to Malcolm). Collette being his new crush and then actually losing his shit when Linguini kisses her. He would love this movie so so so much. And then Dewey would say that Remy was gay and he'd have a mental breakdown.

<3

[jennieisobeautiful]

[lnkinpark]

linkin park’s mike shinoda x his hand thing?

[are-they-a-faggot]

REESE WILKERSON - MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

reasoning: Basically the whole Broadway dialogue between the babysitter and Malcolm (As she said, he always fuzzes about his hair, his body and his gourmet cooking).

[girlidi0t]

thinking about reese from malcom in the middle, oh yeah i am crying, sobbing even.

[desummers]

tests reese failed: various school tests, straight test, immigration test

tests reese didn't fail: driving test, gay/bi test

[cinmngirlnfr]

Reese Wilkerson bf headcanons

HE IS A SIMP

For real tho.

Everything you do is charming for him.

You and Reese are in the mall after school, you need to buy a birthday gift for a friend and you don't want to go alone. But one thing led to another and you not only bought your friend lipgloss, but you also bought a whole new winter wardrobe for yourself. Jackets, jeans, leggings, long sleeve shirts, hats, etc. And of course, Reese was carrying your three bags full of clothes around the mall, with a grumpy expression. "Oh! those boots look so pretty!" You say looking at the brown leather boots showcased in the store window. Reese rolls his eyes "Yeah, yeah, you can buy them next time" He grabs you by the arm, trying to get you away from any shop "Reese, you are such an asshole" You say giggling, because when shopping, not even your grumpy boyfriend could ruin your good mood. Reese rolls his eyes "Let's go!" He said as a child about to throw a tantrum. You smile softly. "Let's make a deal, you will stop complaining and I'll buy you McDonald's before we leave," You say caressing his cheek. His grumpy expression starts to turn into a smile, but he still doesn't seem that convinced, so you give him a peck on the lips and two kisses on the cheek, now his expression is a full-on dumb smile, he is such a bitch for your lips.

Love Lenguage: Physical touch, Acts of service.

Acts of service are the main one because I don't think Reese is super PDA.

He would hug you or grab your hand in public, but not a lot.

But in private you can see lots of hugs and kisses.. and more.

He loves to do things for you (things he can do, of course, he is not doing anything homework)

He loves to cook for you, especially brownies or cupcakes, or anything he can bring to school and hand to you.

He loves the face you make when he brings you sweet treats, without asking him.

You and Reese are sitting at a table eating lunch "Oh, I almost forgot!" says Reese, then, he opens his backpack and takes out a topper with a red lid. "I made brownies yesterday... for you," He says the last part kinda embarrassed, he doesn't want to sound too corny. You smile widely at him "Aaww!!! you are the best!" You say, practically jumping on top of him giving him a tight hug, and lots of cheek kisses. He is Surprised and blushes at first, and doesn't really know how to respond, but then he gives you a small kiss on the top of your head.

Makes you watch horror movies.

If you like them, you have probably seen the same ones he has, so movie night quickly becomes make-out session night.

If you don't like them, he will giggle in that creepy-ass laugh he has, every time you jump or flinch or even scram a little, then he would hold you tightly to protect you.

The last part really inflates his ego.

You will make him watch your favorite movies too.

Again, if you are into horror movies, you two probably won't even watch the movie.

Me, personally I'm into Chick Flicks, Rom-Coms, and musicals of course

Imagine Reese watching West Side Story, lol.

He would hate the girly movies (or at least that is what he claims)

"I can believe you are making me watch this crap," Reese says annoyed. "Come on Reese, The Notebook is my favorite movie!" You say gigging and snuggling next to him on the couch "A movie named 'The Notebook' has to be the lamest of all time" He rolls his eyes, and then puts an arm around your shoulders. "Come one, give it a chance at least," You say, he rolls his eyes and presses the play button.

TWO HOURS LATER

"Baby?... Are you okay?" You ask your boyfriend who is slightly shaking next to you. "HE BUILD HER A HOUSE!" Reese shouts with tears in his eyes.

Horny as fuck.

No, really, everything you do is a turn-on.

You smile, Boner.

You tie your hair, Boner.

You giggle, Boner.

But he especially adores it when you focus on something completely random.

He also likes it when you get meanie.

Every fight you two have ended up with a makeup make-out... Sometimes is more than just making out.

Jealous, Jealous, Jealous, boy.

Even with Malcom.

Even with Francis.

Surprisingly with Dewey.

Especially with Jaime.

He hates when you have to share living space with other guys

He will deny his jealousy though

"Pff... Me? Jealous? Don't be ridiculous babe"

He hates it when you pay more attention to his baby brother than to him.

Lois had just had Jaimie, well, three months ago to be exact. You practically lived in the Wilkerson house, but when Jaimie was born, you were there a lot more. Reese's gaze was pure hatred, towards that little baby who wasn't even able to chew his food yet, being held by his girlfriend. "Aww!!! Jaime, you are so cute! I love you, I love you, I love you" You said holding the baby and giving him kisses on his tiny head as he giggled. If looks could kill, Jaimie would be six feet under ground level, and Reese would be having his girlfriend all to himself again 'You can't kill your baby brother, Reese' He thought 'Mom would be pissed'... But Reese had to admit, that the little fucker had some cuteness going on.

Pet names

Mostly babe or baby

Some other variation of your name

He once tried "sweet cheeks"... It wasn't well received...

[estefanyailen]

“¿Saben? Sé que descuido mi lado espiritual, pero el dinero manda”.

— Malcolm - Malcolm in the Middle. (2000). (T1; E9).

[sillylittleguyz]

oughhh my ickle little baby’s who would agere sooo bad :(( LOOK AT THEM!! (They would punch me if I said that to them irl.)

- - CREDS TOO @bunnelbaby - -

[fingercats]

I’m really craving a Reese x male character fanfics but most gay Malcom in the middle fanfics are incest which is no good at all