#removing problems

[akontreeservice]

Born in the uncanny valley between home‑ownership and influencer stardom; currently vibing through the digital apocalypse.

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

@littleguysdaily from [tumblr].gov

[mrsthunderkin]

Why is it always the watering can

Part 5>>> Part 7

[daydreamycrustacean]

loose stitches 🩸

[icpe]

I'm getting my 2 lower wisdom teeth (horizontal lying) removed next month, (general anesthesia, deep sleep) and I’m so scared :/ that’s why I’m drawing so many comics right now lol, trying to deal with stress.

Anyway send me some requests, I’ll draw it (You know the rule - I like funny and crazy ideas :)

[handweavers]

i remember growing up they were ripping out kids tonsils left and right for a while like half the kids i knew were getting their tonsils removed and then they realized they're a part of the immune system and actually do something so now they don't really do that anymore. which is so crazy btw

[lazylittledragon]

Heya, feel free not to answer if this is uncomfortable, invasive or you just don't want to :)

I'm a trans guy and I'm, after top surgery, hoping to get laurel wreaths tattooed over the scars with florograpgy accents.

Do you have any advice for someone who's never had a tattoo before? Anyways to deal with pain, common courtesies for the tattoo artist, how the actual session goes, etc.?

Love ya,

Quimble

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA also absolutely!!!

don't stress about it or worry about being 'too much', for someone's first one i will talk through every single thing i'm doing and there are no stupid questions or too many concerns. also don't worry about twitching/flinching, it's not your fault and we know how to work around it

your artist should never make you feel bad about ANYTHING!! you can move the stencil as many times as you want and we don't care about your body or what you look like. if you need to take a break it's fine, if you need numbing spray it's fine. i would honestly rather slightly inconvenience myself than make you uncomfortable. as long as you aren't intentionally wiggling around the entire time or being a dick to the artist, you're all good.

yes it is going to hurt but it probably won't be as bad as you think it will be. when i got my first one i really hyped myself up and was very underwhelmed by the pain aksddfjfdj

bring something with you like a book or headphones if you need a distraction (as long as the tattoo placement allows it). i'm quite chatty most of the time but if you want a quiet session/no smalltalk you can ask for that

the actual session will go something like: show up, look at the design, make any changes if you want, test it out for sizing, put the stencil on and make sure you like it, then start the tattoo. afterwards they'll go through all the aftercare with you and either put on second skin (a film that sticks to your skin and protects the tattoo) or wrap it in clingfilm

if they haven't specified when you book the appointment then ask if it's cash/card/paypal etc and if it's cash, try and get it out BEFORE the tattoo appointment (just a time saving thing). also tipping is never expected but always Extremely appreciated :))

please please PLEASE tell us if you don't like the design/want to change the placement etc. personally i would be mortified if i knew someone didn't like what i'd done and didn't feel comfortable telling me. it's there forever so i want you to like it!!

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I think my life would be fixed if I fell asleep at a beautiful 8 pm and woke up at a beautiful 4 am bc it means I’m asleep when most people are awake and I’m awake when most people are asleep and honestly? Couldn’t ask for more

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

How are there people still arguing that the veil needs to come down because it somehow caused the elves to be enslaved as if elf slavery was not quite a large feature of pre veil society

[m4rs-ex3]

ok @chocolatecake47 in regards to this...

i think i've cracked it

[mspaint-flower]

toothache

[huskies709]

the more people complain about Greaseball being a girl the more characters i’m going to forcefem

[sarah-king-in-yellow]

Here, have a silly John I drew in the corner of the easel while I waited for my aquarelles to dry

[eudociacovert]

WAIT WAIT WAIT so if Lucy is the one writing the books does that mean the several NDAs Lockwood & Co have signed over the course of the series have expired or something, or did she write an illegal tell-all?? I feel like it's the second???

[butchniqabi]

i feel like people frequently have very ridiculous and bigoted ideas about who should be "allowed" to have kids or what should be done in order to have children. like i definitely understand where the logic of things like "parents should be required to take classes before having kids" comes from but its like...what is considered a "good" parent? obviously you should not cause your child pain or make them fear you, but beyond that there are a million ways to raise a child and what people consider harmful to children/their development is wildly different from culture to culture. some people say cosleeping, cradleboards, and baby-led weaning is harmful, and others saying letting your baby "cry themself out" is good and even necessary, like! and how would one guarantee access to hypothetical classes? and what are the repurcussions for not taking the classes? i feel like sometimes in the fight for reproductive rights people forget that its not just about the right to terminate pregnancies but to have control over your pregnancy/body, which has historically been frequently denied to nonwhite, disabled, and otherwise marginalized women

[justarandombrit]

Accidentally made a billion In9 text posts oops (some of these have probably already been done)

(Stage/Fright spoilers under the cut)