Full Debate: Who Wrote the Four Gospels? Dr. Robyn Faith Walsh vs Jonat...
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The clearest example of undesigned coincidence is the relationship between the Gospel of Mark, which has virtually no Jewish theology that isn't merely coincidental to the actin in the narrative )an exception being the parenthetical clause in Mark 7;19 abrogating the dietary laws) and the Gospel of Matthew, who connects all the theological dots the Gospel of Mark exposes Cornelius is totally unfamiliar with the Hebrew Bible, including the Septuagint, and Peter, his primary source from inside Team Jesus, is virtually illiterate, or should be assumed to be.
A difference between Peter's understanding of the events around Jesus and John Mark''s experience is reflected in the different description of the anointing of Jesus at the Last Supper. Peter, who is profoundly misogynist in the Jewish manner, describes Mary, the woman with the oil, as pouring it on Jesus's head in the manner of Samuel annoiting David in 1 Samuel, whicle John Mark, who is the author of the Gospel of John, describes her pouring her oil and tears on Jesus's feet as an allusion to Ruth lying on the Feet of Boaz.
Peter's version is purely utilitarian, as is his wont, while John Mark's version has the erotic qualities characteristic of The gospel of john, such as the flirtation between Jesus and the Samaritan women in John 4. These are not undesigned coincidences in the manner the phrase intends Ther pericopes fit together because of the action and setting ano because of the variation Peter was scandalized by the feminine intrusion into a masculine ritual while John Mark was totally comfortable with Mary's behavior with Jesus, Peter's reaction reflects Martha's response to Mary sitting at the feet of Jesus instead of engaging in the proper women role of preparing for and serving the needs of men,
Dr. Walsh is a captive of the Pro-Life heresy of the Total Depravity Gospel of Evangelical Calvinist and the dialectic Marxism of the Jesus Seminar. Jesus was not interested in life after death but in the individuation contained in Romans 5 - 8, which is an essay on becoming a person in the manner of Carl Roger's On Becoming A Person.
The Suffering Servant trope of the Prosperity Gospel of the Total Depravity Gospel is not what Jesus was promoting, but the servant leadership ethos of Mission, Men, Self of Chritian Stewardship that He found in the justification by faith of Cornelius in Matthew 8:10, where He was astonished to discover the Roman soldier shared His submission to Yaweh, Queen of Battle as a Republicn servant leader in the Italian Regiment of the Praetorian Guard,
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Which is why The Gospel of peter describes the blood covenant between the Jewish god and Cornelius as a designation of the Italian Regiment as the New Wine Skin to hold the New Wine of Jesus. All the God Fearing Roman soldiers of the Legions were Christiaan] by the time Peter was summoned to Cornelius's annointing of the Spirit of God in Acts 10,
The Gospel of Mark was in circulation in the army Claudius took to Britain and returned to the Milviaan Bridge after being marinated by the Druid culture with the Christian-Druid talisman XP on their shields to win the battle,
The Biblical analogue for the XP talisman is probably the jars and torches of Gideon's 300. Just for the record, The gospel of Mark is Roman war story and ends as a ghost story. it was probably written in Latin when he sent it up the chain of command and the syntax can be compared to Caesar's Commentaries. There are no inventions and was written to be taken
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[HEADCNANON/FANFICTON]
[hey guyg i bave bene working realy hard on this new gllamrock fredy x mitngkemry gator fanfiction for valentine day. so i am very excit to share wit yoy. i wil also be puting this fanficon in my colleg portfilio!!!! i am aplying to harvar an tufts and yale an UCLA for creativ writing and art an medical studie.s anywy pleas enjoy!!!]
headcnaon/fanficion: montgoneyr gator is yabfere for glamrock freddy and he finaly worked up thr courge to ask glamrok fredy put on a date. he acept, howeber, the liberal fredy fazbear doesn know that monthomery is secretly a republicn.
start
(glamrock frdy is soting alone at a tabl in th applebes restaruant. he has ben waiting for overt an our for his dante, monthoney gator. after anothr 10 minutes, motngomery gato finslly rushes to the tabl an sits down.)
monthoemry gator, sweatig: (pants, pant) hell glameock fredy sory i ma late.
glamrock fesdy: awww its okay sugar aple pumpkin!!... but wuy areb you late? an why ar you sweatig?
motngoemry gator: oh uhhhhh yeha babe i eas just stormig the capitol bui- i mean uhhhh dw babe i was runing in a marathn for cancr awarenes dong worry about it.
glamrick freddy: awwwww!!!
(monthomery gator was now siting in a pool of his on robot sweat. ther was sewat everywher. it was on the wals and door. his pant lookd like he peed alot but it ws actusly just his swsat. at firs glamrock fredy found thos to be treally gross and was considrung a brake up, but ince motngoenry gaote said that he wsd swesting for csncer awareness, it becam very romntic an sexy.)
gkamrick feddy: so motngokemry garor, what kind of cancer are you beig aware of?
motngoemry gator: oh. uhhhhhh
(motngoemry started sweating on top of al the othr sweatnng he had jsut done previosly. motngoenry was LYInG to fredy. he wa not runing for cance awarenss. he was runniijgn frokm the capoitol polices! because he had just stomred the united stats captial bulding yesterdat becau he is a repubkcan!!!!)
mitngoemry garor, sweating sgain: rhe boob one
glamrock fbreddy: ob man... i hate breadt cancer too. but i love brest :)
motngomery gator: omg same we hav so much in comon...
(but mitngoemry gator knew rhis wasnt true. they have NOTING in common... becau monthimery is a republicna.... and fredy.... js a democrat... motngoemry gato knew he colf nevrr tell fredy the truth, becau fredy would brake up with hi.)
glamrok fredy: maybee i could run for breas cancer with yoy some tjme??
motngoemry gator: (swaet, sweat) oh uhhhhh no fredy you pribably cant run becaus your a democrat an democrts are too britle and snowflake to do phsical activity.
glamro kfeddy: what
motngomerry gator: i mean uh i was jus joking i am also a libral i like AOC.
glameock frddy: omg same she is so stronk.. ☺️
motngomery gato: yis... stronkest.... ☺️
[montgoemry sighed an wiped the sweat of of his hforeead. that was a clos one.]
glameock feexy: so montogmery.... im realy glad you aske dme on a dat. :)
motngoemry gator: o h haha yeha bro..
glamrock fredy: i am curius thouh.. montogmery, we hav knoen eachothe for a lonf time, why did you not aks me out soornr???
motngimery gator: oh, well.... in trut... i am yandere for you, freyd...
glameock reedy: *gasp* y- you a- a- arg???? 😳
mongotmer gato: yis 😳 an i always thought you wer into glameock bonnie... so i was to scarred to ask...
glamrock frefy: aww motngomery... dont wory, i would never want to date glamrock BONNIR!
motngoemry gator: *relif* y- you wouldbt???
glamrock fresdy; of course not!!
montgomery gator: 😃
glameock fredy: gkameock bonie was a libertarian! i only dat democrat!!! :)
monthomery gator: 😟
glamrock fedy: and hlamrock bonie, he is dead now, so even jf i liked him, well...
montgomery gatoe: oh yes.. he died... fhat is so sadge... he wss so yong....
glamrock fedy: yes it is... But that rit there is why iv always ben atracted to uou! you ar clearly am empath! an you're so muscle, and strong... abd you shower... i can tel you're a democrat! :)
montgoemry gator: donald trump did alo for this country
glamrock fredy: whT?
monthomery gator: i said whre is the waiter im hngry
glamrock fedy: oh yis! WAITER!!!!!!!
(the aplebes waiter finaly came to their tebal. the 2 loked at the waiter only to se that it wa s rockstr chica!!!!)
rocksar chica: helov weklcome to aplebees i am your waiter!! how can i wait???
motngoemry gato: (sweatig again) r... rockstr chic????
(motngoemry gator was now in a bit of a nut becaus rockstr chicago was in motngomery's old politic club bakc when they were iijn highscol. motngoemry got kciked out because of how many LGBTQ leters he hated. rkstar chica knwos dam well that motngoemry gaotr id the most republican gatPTr ever... and she kneos that glamrock fedy is the 2nd most democrt bear ever.. the 1st on is the onr from clevelan show.... this canot be good.)
rrockstra chica: oh... it YOU!
motngoenry gator: Ruh rog.
glamrocj fredy: can i get a crunch wap surpem please
rockstra chifa: shit the fuck up cracker bear wy are yoy here with this sweaty men???
glamrock fredy: yohu mean motngiemry gato? how DAR you call hims sseaty!!! he is sweating for CANCER AWSRENESS!!!
rockste cjica: no. he isn not. he is sweatig from LOSIIJNG THE ELECTUION!
glamrovk dredy: what ar eyou talkikiijyn ABOUT?
dockstar fhica: dont you KNO???? bak in Animatornic Highscol, montgomery gattor was in politic club, and he was a REPUBICA-
[rockstar chica was itnerrupted by the sound of a liud police siren outsid of the aplebsss. the 3 loked out the window as many cop cars shoeed up.]
rocjstar chica: the POLICY???
glamrick freddy: guys ifs okay, they probably areunt here for us! we didn do anythig!
[but montgomery knew exactly why ht epolice were rhere.... because he DID do somehing... he sudenly had a flashback to when he had storme the capitol 1 hour earlyr....]
rockstar chica: what the cluck is goj g on???
montgoemry gator, shaking: ...fredy.... we hav to hide. now.
fglamrock frdyd: ...what? y????
motngoemry gator: i have something to tel you...
[montgomery grabed glamrock feedy's hand and ran into the applebes' kitchen and then into the walk in frezer. he closd the dor and locked it from the insid.]
glamrock fesdy: motngkmery... im geting nervous, whay is going on???
motngoemey agtor: fredy...
[mitngomery took a deep breath]
motngomery gator: freddy..... i laid to you....
glamrock fredy: w... what????
motngoemry vapor: i wasnt runing for cancer this morning before our date..... i was runing from the capitol polic....
glamrock feedy: wh... what ar you ssying motngomery.....
montgomery gato: fredy... im so sorty..... im......
[a recent memory flashed in motngoemry gators mind as he strugled to speak]
[the guilt finalt got to him... he ahs to tel fredy the truth. he graved freddy's paws and loked lovingly into his eyes.]
motngoemey gaote: glamrock freddy... i... I AM A REPUBLCIAN!
[glamrock feedy's face dropped. he stared at motngomeyr in shock. his brain sudenly remembered a clip he saw on the news while he was waitig for montgomery to arrive to thedate]
glamrock feedy: y... you were in tbe capitol building today....
mottngoemry gaotr: feddy... i am sorry..... i just love dondald turmp so much... but i alos love you, almost as much....
[fredy pulled his paw back in horor]
glmarock freddy: you... yu used me... you lied to mr... you are not th gator i thought you we're....
motngomery gator: fredy.... pleas listen to me for a seond.... pleas let e prove my love to you...
[montgoemry gator opend his ass cavity an puled out his guitar. he startd blooding out of his ass. but that was not impronat. what wa simportnant was proving his lov to fredy.]
motngoemry gatoe: this is a song that i made for you....
[he stared strumming on his guiatar]
motngiemry gator in a beautiful texas singig voice: 🎶gona find my baby gona hold her tight gona grab some afternon felight. my motos always ben "when its rifht its rigut", why wait unti lthe mdidle of a cold sdark night when everttrhint a little clearer in the kgiht of day, andnee know fhe nighr is always gona be here anwyay?🎶
[loud bangs started bangigng on th feezer door]
glamrock frddy: omg..... motngoemry...
morngoemry gator: 🎶thinking of uou workiijng up an apetie loking forwardd to a little afrernokn deogiht. rubbihbk sticks and dtones toegther makes the sparkz ignite and the thogut of lovign you is geting so exciting🎶
[motngoemrys realy good song was interrupted as the capitool polcie banged open the door to the applebes freezer. they akemd their guns at motngoemey and freddy]
glamricj freddy: AHHHhhhhhH!!!!!
joe swansong (sorry if it breaks the imersion i dint know any other polcie characters to use): PUY YOUR HANDS UP!!!
[fredy put his hansd up. mintgomery did not. he kept struming on his guitre]
joe: I SAID PTUT YOUR HANS UP! YoU AR EUNDER AREST FOR STORMING THE CAPITOL BUIDLING!!
motngoemry gator: 🎶sky rocketsb in fkgiht...🎶
[joe shit his gun at montgomrry gator. the bulet soared therough the air. time seemd ti ahve stoped as motngoemry remebered all of hsi memories and regreta. he regtets voting for trump 2 times in a tow... he regrets lsitening to joe rogan on spotify.. he regeets storkint the xapitol building.... and he rregrets that now, he is goign to die, and he wil never get to beicme a democrat and lvie a life with fredy.]
[at lest, thats what he tjgoutht was goig to happen.]
glamrock fesdy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[!!!!!!!!!@!!@
[at the last momrbt, glamrick fredy jumped infrotn of the bulet. he fel over, bleding out everyywhere. mitngokemry gator and joe both gasped. montgoemry quickly droped to the floor and cradled glamrock frsddy in his arms]
mitngoemry gator: F- FREDY WHY WOULD YOU DO THT!!!!!!
glamrock fFeddy: mintogmery... you hav mad a grav mistake in votint for donald trump, nad for being a republucan....
[he couged up blood]
glamrock fredy: b... but i believ in yoy.... yo ucan be a good gator..... you can chang... and you can vote... for AOC...
motngoemry gator, crying: i- i iwll vote for AOC glamrock fredy... ahe is... s- she is so stronk.... 😞
glamrock fredy: the stronkst..... 😞
[montogmery gator stayed doen eith glamrock freddy, cryint and holding yim. joe wonfered if robots voting in thr 2020 electon counted as voter fraud. after a nooemnt of silence, fredy finsly spoke again.]
gksmrock freddy: motngomery....
motngoemry gator: w-wat is it feedy...
glamrock fredy: i lov yoy...
glamrock fredy: ....do not throw away youre shot....
[,glamrock freddy then died in motngoemrys arms. morngoemry gator stared in horor.],
motbgoemey gator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........
[21 years later.]
[motngoemry gator had finaly goten out of prison after stormig the capitol builsing a year prior... he haz oficaily registered to vote as a democradt, and he has worked hard yo build a brand new pizaria, wher proof of voting for AOC gets you a free pisa. right now, he stand proudly outsid of the buildig as roxane wolf and glameock hcica approach him]
roxanne wolf: hey motbgoemry gator.
montgoemry gator: roxsnne wllf! glamrock chica! it ahs ben 21 years since ive seen you!!!!
glamrock chida: yeah, we bout a lesbain cottage in the woods aftr you webt to federal prison!
motbgiemry gatoe: omg you guys are lebenon???
roxnane wolf: yeah! oh wait, xo you stil hate every letter of the LGBTQ comunity?
mitngienry gstor: no. :) i am a demeocrat noe. and i votde for AOC :)
glamrock chica: omg yesss!!! tahts so awesome motbgoemry!!!
rocnanne wofl: im sure fredy would be so proud. i m sur3 he is watchign you from heaven right now.
montgomery gatpr: yeah... im sure he is. :)
[the 3 of them hugged and looke dup to the sky, hoping that maybe, jsut maybe, glamrick freddy was lookign back st them. but i dnt belive in heaven, so he wasnt.]
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thankk y o u guys for reading my sueprr special valentiens day fic!!! sory it is late i had doctirs apoitnemnts. also for anyon wondeirng, i am a democart. :) i hop this help get me into collage!
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