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theriverbeyond · 1 year

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bitches will procrastinate an academic presentation for 2 months and then be stressed

#it's me im bitches.....#can i talk abt this topic... yes... do i want to talk about it #in public in front of the entire [redacted] department of [healthcare system]???? NO!!!!!!#and yet. we move onward.#trb.txt #im so eepy. my hubris strikes what if i fell asleep rn rn rn #good thing i am so good at reading research papers. get INTO my brain.

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borealopelta · 1 month

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first publication of my academic career dropped yesterday btw. and i? am so fucked up about it

#it was supposed to be a standalone paper i was supposed to be first author #and it got cut up and worked into a bigger piece and i got a 4th writer credit #a semester's worth of work and a national second place with my research and all there's left of it is 2 paragraphs and a figure #FOURTH. not even last. just in there somewhere. thank you :')#i'm so fucking disillusioned with these people. they promised me i could publish it on my own. that i WOULD publish it on my own #and then they decided yknow what. let's cut it up. toss it in there. it's small enough to justify not giving it a full spot in the journal #gonna cry i think #FOURTH AUTHOR. that's worth NOTHING. i need publications FIRST AUTHOR PUBLICATIONS. for my GODDAMN PHD. fuck this for real #veni veni #there are many disadvantages to being a geologist #<- my geo tag but i do mean it this time

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caninecowboy · 4 months

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guys !!! i'm gonna be a co-author on a paper!

#technically speaking i have a publication from undergrad but it was only a review article #this paper is on my research!!#phd chatter

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twilightarcade · 5 months

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Researching scary places is soooo hard because like do I want to watch [GHOST INVESTIGATION] WE VISITED "SCARY DAIRY" AT NIGHT [DO NOT WATXH AT 3AM] or do I want to read a 100 page thesis

#wordstag #The answer is the 100 page thesis. I love when people write extensively on a topic #It Is hard though because like . Once I was researching something and there was like exactly one source for most of the information I wante #It was scary ! Like the same publication kept being in the credits for everything ever and it was like ok... I'll read yr paper #it was a nice paper though I liked it. A++.

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bespectacled-ghost · 1 month

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i have so much work to finish tonight and i'm being so unbelievably brave about it

looks like it's gonna be an all nighter which wouldn't be so terrible if i weren't hosting a birthday dinner tomorrow night

#stupid dumb research paper presentation for the stupid dumb lab meeting tomorrow #and when i'm done i still have to finish the codebook for a different paper before i can go to sleep #but if this gets me a co-authorship in my professor's next publication it'll be so incredibly worth it #i looooove academia #college #university #research

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fr0gg13b413 · 1 year

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but the real question is… how long will it be for ao3 to get trending this time?

#ao3 #ao3 is down #ao3 is down again #ao3 down #ao3 down again #lol imagine a research paper into the effects of ao3 outages on public hysteria in social media spaces #ineptias loquor #meme

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sleepsong · 11 months

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i’m a published author :)

#my lab published a paper that i did work on so i’m listed as second author :)#my first ever publication!!!#ALSO i got accepted into a program where i can go visit a pretty good school early and talk to faculty and grad students and stuff !#and they only accept 20 people a year …#anyway applying to grad school and doing thesis research is hellish sometimes but wooo look at me go #talk tag

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bread-tab · 2 years

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I think if you put a lock or keypad on a public restroom then it's not "public," actually

Doubly so for """"accessible"""" restrooms. (heck idk how that's even allowed under the ADA)

I appreciate your unisex restrooms but today's gender is "I am semiverbal and incapable of starting a conversation about my bodily functions with your resting-murderfaced minimum-wage cashier"

#bathrooms #ableism #and whatever you call prejudice against addicts and homeless people #classism?#i am going to write a research paper on the weirdness of public restrooms someday #what academic discipline does that fall under #sociology perhaps #urban planning?#idk #why does the corporate machine have it in for people who need to pee #that's some Urinetown bs yo

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scarlet-traveler · 9 months

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I'm realizing that all the work I put into writing essays in English classes in high school weren't so I could use it in a future career, but so I can write convincing metas for my current brainrot

#traveler speaks #yeah sure public speaking or convincing somebody to buy my thing or whatever is cool and all #but explaining in detail my future hopes for my fave show with references from throughout the series? dope #anyway working on a deku-centric meta rn and it's fun #collecting evidence for this is way more interesting than any legitimate research paper I've ever done

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waugh-bao · 11 months

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#2nd year in my program has a reputation for being the absolute worst part of it #it’s orals year (the exam is at the end)#but we still also have a full course load and a research project and workshop commitments and (for those that need it) language classes #plus. I have publication commitments. two dictionary articles (blessedly done). and a chapter #and I will lose my ever loving mind if I don’t get to go the gym every day #so it’s a lot. (a lot on a good day. hell on most really)#the unsurprisingly result of this is that I have been exhausted and stressed to the max #when I got back from one of my orals prep classes today #I was working on the research paper for my Maimonides class and got a call out of the blue that I had a DHL delivery #which was very confusing #b/c the only things I’ve ordered recently were coming via UPS #lo and behold #one of my best friends from LSE who still lives in London #sent me surprise birthday gifts from harrods #a moleskin and a box of their Knightsbridge blend tea!#I adore the gifts of course #but it mostly just made me feel very grateful to he remembered and loved in that way #(my birthday is actually the Saturday after this coming one. the vagaries of international shipping are not her fault though)#me stuff #not the stones #(((also please excuse the tea cupboard. my collection does in fact take up an entire large kitchen cabinet and go three rows back on the #bottom shelf. I may have a problem)))

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obstinaterixatrix · 11 months

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I need to email university of kansas so I can know who taught engl 105 in 2012

#my ramblings #WHAT ARE YOUR PAPERS. WHAT WAS YOUR RESEARCH. I WANT TO READ YOUR PUBLICATIONS #really I should be reading a dash of style bc thats where a lot of quotes come from #however #I want to finish the hunt

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brokendownhearse · 1 year

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working in research definitely gives people this sense of mystique about what you do, until they overhear you whingeing about how your new field (psychology) has way more salami slicing than your old field (neuroscience) and you have to give them a horror deep-dive into how academia works.

#to massively cut down my rant #'salami slicing' is where you deliberately cut what should be one single paper into several #and essentially publish the smallest fucking fragments you possibly can #this is so that you can artificially inflate your publication count when executives decide whether you're actually a worthwhile scientist #or if you should be tossed out for not publishing enough #this is because we are ranked almost exclusively on number of publications #so your job depends on pumping out as many as possible #even if they're dogshit or miniscule in scale #writing my first paper for my new job post-phd quit #and holy fucking shit #one author managed to cut what should have been a single paper down to 8 different ones #it's driving me mad #psychology #research #academia #science #i miss neuro so much :(

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sad--tree · 1 year

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keep saying i don't want 2 work another retail xmas but canNOT 4 the life of me make myself finish my goddamn fucking job applications !!!!!! death & dying & despair etc. etc.

#i dont dislike the application process for gc jobs on principle BUT #it does not mesh well w/ my difficulties re: starting & finishing tasks #but like i understand why u cant just send in a resume n hit done #NOT that there are many IT listings up atm...... and ill apply 4 clerical/admin stuff too #but an IT-1 STARTS a good $10k a year higher than a CR-5 soooooo :///#which is whatever its fine money isnt everything!! ill gladly make less if it means not hating my job!!!#but i also wanna. u know. LIVE. move out of my parents house. buy brand name snacks occasionally. maybe -gasp- go on a vacation #(not 2 say i dont make an attempt at travel now but thats with very finite savings that are def only going down not up)#also extremely frustrating 2 me the emphasis put on having a degree that completely locks me out of certain job categories #like. yes. there are for sure some where having the bg knowledge is important eg. an AU (auditor/accountant) or MA (methodologist)#and there are certain skills a degree (in theory) provides eg critical thinking research etc.#but not all of us have $40k+ to get tge fancy piece of paper saying we have those things. and u can have those skills w/o a degree #and smth like an EC which needs a degree in economics sociology or statistics is so arbitrary #and maybe not necessarily actually based in the majority of work done by the majority of positions in that category #ANYWAYS not me being bitter abt education standards YET AGAIN lol #idek if i could go to uni even if i could afford it. even tho i have 2 college diplomas id probably have 2 redo my grade 12 english 😶‍🌫️#also if money were no object id probably go for like. film studies or smth lol not sociology #tho. ngl. if i had the willpower and determination 4 smth so rigorous (i 100% dont) accounting does seem. interesting asdffhkkfdghh #ANYWAYS pt. 2 all this 2 say this is why i instead spent $10k+ on the only possible 2 yr diploma #that can still get u in2 the higher paying public service jobs. even tho ive discovered i Dont Particularly Care for programming. :(#thats an understatement actually i was actively in hell for like 80% of that program and the remaining 20% mostly wasnt coding

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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#fucking. god dammit. i hype myself up like: fuck it i dont want a uk phd #and then i fucking pre interview. which was a full on fucking hour long interview and im reminded how #fucking cool the project is. like hhhhh why cant u b in the us????#they can only pick one candidate. and like oh yea we could send u to the arctic or southern ocean #fuck u thats so cool hhhhhh ugh. im hoping when i visit [redacted] school i fall in love so completely that i can say no #but ugh its so so cool. and i feel like they were impressed with me. like i feel the interview went well #and one guy was like: even if u dont end up here youll have a stellar research career. and im like 😭#like i kno im not a perfect fit for the project but like im. i think my brain is good at some things so i could contribute things #ugh now im all shaky a sweaty. and after i visit the other school i have to immediately let the uk school kno if i wanna comit to them #then i could maybe visit the lab. tho idk when id have the time to fucking fly to the uk #uuuuuugh school bullshit. so stressful. but im glad they think what ive done is cool #like i feel so dumb all the time bc the trauma of being dyslexic in the american public school system that as soon as someone says im smart #or impressive im like 😭😭😭#also they asked how i feel abt writing papers and i was like: convention is bullshit and i dont think thats what the guy was expecting lmao #its true tho. fuck convention. challenge convention. be open to new ideas. otherwise whats the point #sigh. well i felt awful this morning. i mean. its only like 9.30 now but i feel a bit better now #since my last interview was a disaster i feel way better abt my interviewing skills now. which is good bc i have 2 more looming #unrelated

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isfjmel-phleg · 2 years

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THIS IS A PERSONAL POST

The grammar roundtable got accepted. Looks like I will have to sit in front of a bunch of strangers and discuss a topic I know next to nothing about with two people I also don't know well and try to answer whatever unpredictable questions the audience might throw at us.

I tried to explain to the professor who's heading this up that I don't actually know anything, but she was all "the other students are in the same boat, we're going to practice a lot, does that make you feel better :) :) :)" and I wanted to say that I hadn't come for reassurance, just trying to manage expectations. That's still a lot of pressure.

It will probably be okay, but I can't say I'm looking forward to this.

#random personal stuff #words cannot express how little I care about grammar pedagogy #or how little interest I have in researching it #but it is my fault for agreeing to do this at all #BUT if I hadn't no one would have because the other two who got asked were #a) someone who has the same apprehensions I do and b) a poet who probably doesn't care about grammar pedagogy either #somebody has to bite the bullet and I guess that's me #it would be tolerable if it were say reading a paper #(which I'll also be doing at this convention)#where you know what you're going to say and there aren't so many variables #but public discussion??? answering unexpected questions??? generating and putting together intelligent thought on the fly???#that sounds like a nightmare #I DON'T DO SPONTANEITY #(except for when I do and then it always goes wrong)

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chronal-anomaly · 2 years

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Yeah that checks out...

#it is 9am on the friday before finals and I have PubMed open #but not to write my acoustic neuroma paper #to write a headcanon about a stupid video game character online #(She's not stupid I love her)#but never say I don't do my research #even when I'm trying to relax and blow off steam I'm reading academic articles please send help #But this was a line in that article and #y e a h #( ooc. )#Thank you journal of public health

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