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#retard job
vixenstarlets · 1 year
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influencer means fucking nothing like oh you make soft pseudo propaganda work with false advertisement? good for you. genuinely make tha money but also fuck you
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yamsgarden · 7 months
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Unmute ^0^
the "oAH t'as gueule" killed me enough to want to reanimate this bit
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slutdge · 5 months
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truly if you give cashiers change after theyve already opened the register to "make it easier" you deserve to rot in hell forever and ever amen
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qzse-rtv · 17 days
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It was nice tho and would have been better i wasnt dead drunk
Just waking up in the city not in the base with someone sleeping next to me gjzncnznv
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sugaglos · 4 months
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I'm always..astonished when people say how good communism is when in reality, most likely, they have never lived in a (ex)communist country and lived through real communism to know the hardships and death it brought upon so many people.
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loki-zen · 11 months
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feels hypocritical to post about it after i just content filtered ‘wordcel’ but whatever i’m a hypocrite
i just wanted to say that one of the many, many stupid things about the whole discussion is its obsession with ‘majors’, ie ‘what people studied at university, implicitly as an undergraduate’. grow up
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s0urte3th · 5 months
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im really not ready
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voidrat66 · 1 year
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vampire6bux · 6 months
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Maybe if I cry a lot my family will feelbbad and not yell at me about it. Which I am crying aboutj the grades right. Now. Because I wastdd so much money. God fuckin g damn it
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i think i've finally come to understand why i'm so bad at communicating with friends 👍 at one point or another i've thought i was in love with every single person i've ever been friends with (for the most part, at least) because i don't expect other people to like me. OBVIOUSLY this is not true but platonic feelings are not dissimilar to romantic ones (baseline they're the same: you want to love and be loved by someone) but i always end up realizing that i'm not in love with them, just that they matter to me very much and i wouldn't know what do to w/o their presence in my life. BUT this brings me to facet number 2 of my awful communication skills: i hate it when things Get Real. i find myself retreating any time it seems like Something Could Change in my day-to-day life due to them being around and "forcing" the change. i run away from talking to one of my only irl friends on almost a daily basis bc i dread the idea of having to do anything she might want me to do. i think, at the end of the day, my problem might just be that i don't want to change... ANYWAYS
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#i actually think the funniest example of this comes from the irl guy friend i think i actually DO have romantic feelings for#i never used to have feelings for him but i always kind of nursed the idea of such a thing (as i said i think i could be in love with most#friends before i realize i'm not - but with him specifically i never had a moment where i realized i... wasn't?) also my previously#aforementioned irl friend kind of insinuated he might have feelings for me or we might end up with one another and now every time i think#abt him i think about THAT so.#anyways a few years ago he came by my house and picked me up and we got ice cream and talked for hours bc we have a lot in common#and he actually manages to keep in contact with me despite how hard it is (how hard i make it) to talk to me on a consistent basis lol#like we don't talk a LOT but he's also the one who convinced me to contact my former other irl best friend that i hadn't talked to in 6 yrs#anyways back to what i was talking abt from a few years ago... it was 4 yrs ago at this point but after the ice cream - i got a job#and we talked a lot - he took me and my irl bff out but she had a HUGE fight with her bf and he tracked her down and it was. a disaster#but after that they made up (lucikly she broke up with him not too long after lmao) but me and him were put in the middle of it#and anyways we went to the mall with the annoying couple LMAO but we broke off and it was just... really nice to be with him?#and then we went to walmart and rented a movie and went back to my irl's apartment and i tried to dye his hair in her bathroom LMAO#and it just felt really natural to be close to him and whatnot. we really get along and i really don't dislike him and i'm not NOT into him#but yeah anyways a few days later he messaged me and asked if he could pick me up from work but i told him no because at that point i was.#afraid. because i had a dream that i had kissed hik and he turned into rick sanchez and drowned LMFAOOO IT SOUNDS RETARDED BUT.#like i think the point of the dream was that if i showed him that i had some kind of feelings for him he would change or die or disappear?#i always assume the worst. but yeah the dream literally put me off so bad that i cut contact with him for almost 2 years#because i was afraid of him and i was afraid of my life changing#idk. maybe i should give it a try now. i'm still scared but you never know.#i at least wanna say 'thanks' for him convincing me to message my friend from 6 years ago so 🤷‍♀️ who knows
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0ystercatcher · 9 months
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if men didnt wnt to get longhoused they could maybe start actually doing some good quality work or giving quality contributions instead of being inept and having to have an actually capable woman keeping track of every fucking thing they do to make sure its decent. jesus christ man.
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jerseygirl5000 · 10 months
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So jealous of people who also foolishly majored in the liberal arts but then transitioned into tech. theyre always like yeah i just taught myself to code. HUH???? i thought we majored in fuck ass majors like poli sci bc we couldnt do shit like that…..i thought you were one of us….
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featherdawn · 1 year
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someone motivate me to write the fucking cover letters please
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bloodyethanol · 2 years
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im going to go insane for a few minutes then sleep before the sleepiness from the alcohol wears off goodnight
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konigstigerr · 1 year
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i recently applied for an ads rater position, not a particularly exciting or well-paid job but it's easy enough and the hours are flexible so it fits in when i don't have translation work. however, i keep having these mishaps since i got the material yesterday. i came down with a pretty bad flu making getting through the materials pretty bad and slow, and this morning i lost power so i couldn't do the tests (on top of still feeling lousy).
should i interpret these as bad omens telling me not to go through with this? that i'm better than training an AI to serve ads more effectively, like every human is?
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Tipping culture is literally retarded
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