"d'ya ever feel like ya dodged a bullet that 100% hit ya? like not literally but like. ya got the bullet. in your body. but not in a vital position?
does that make sense--"
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anonymous eeby deeby time motherfucker *takes you to eeby deeby*
(bonus: try to guess which mutual i am- /notforced)
nOOOOO I JUST EEBY DEEBIED EARLIERRR
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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Belphegor might be going through a bald phase when I pick him up in May, so............ I have to buy cat clothing!
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i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet
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Rex won't stand by that bs
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