#rider mcqueen

[babycracker]

(very belated) day 1 prompt from @theworldofprompts oc-tober, featuring @wayhavenots rider! (thank you so much for letting me use him, pd! i hope i did him justice)

human!tanner x rider ~1.9k pg13 (cursing + a few mildly suggestive comments) day 1 prompt: bat

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"Can I see the boss?"

Tanner's eyes close and he lets out a heavy sigh when he hears the words from the front counter beyond his office.

"Come on," he mutters to himself, glancing at the time on the screen of his computer. Ten minutes before closing and some jackass chooses now to come to him with an issue.

He gets to his feet with a groan, already at the door when there's a knock from the other side. He pulls it open and nods to his apprentice.

"Yeah, yeah, I heard," he mutters before the kid has a chance to say anything.

But he doesn't expect to see a familiar face grinning at him when he reaches the front of the shop. Not overly familiar, but familiar enough that he actually remembers this guy's name. Rider. He relaxes instantly and leans against the counter, offering his own grin in return.

"Well, well, well," Rider begins, looking around the shop before his eyes return to Tanner's face. "And here I thought you might have been lying about being the boss to impress me."

Tanner laughs, then raises a brow slightly. "Well? Are you impressed?"

"Very," Rider replies before a short silence falls between them.

"So, you really came all the way in here just to verify my story?" Tanner asks after a moment.

"Well," Rider begins, looking slightly nervous for the first time since Tanner met him a few days ago. "Yes, and no. On the off chance you were telling me the truth, I thought… you might be interested in having the honour of giving me my first tattoo."

Well, that's unexpected.

"Oh! Um, yeah, definitely. Just, gimme a sec to send this lot home, yeah?"

"I didn't mean right now! I thought I could just make an appointment, or something…" Rider trails off when Tanner waves his objections away with one hand.

"We'll just talk ideas and then see what happens, 'kay?" he offers with a wink before gesturing for Rider to sit down.

He's not exactly sure why he's entirely willing to go out of his way and work after hours for this guy, but he finds himself pushing his artists to hurry up and clean up their stations, eager to get them the hell out of here so that he can bring Rider out back.

He was very interested when he'd met Rider at a friend of a friend's party the other night, but unfortunately had already been, well, taken care of, by a girl who's name he doesn’t remember anymore.

So, they'd spent the night just hanging out, and he can't remember the last time he just hung out with someone new without the promise of something more at the end of it.

It had actually been a lot of fun. Different, but surprisingly not in a bad way.

Finally the shop is empty, and Tanner locks the door and flicks off the main lights, leaving the front room illuminated by only the dim lamps fixed to the walls.

"Not creepy at all," Rider comments with a laugh. He's gripping a sheet of paper when Tanner glances back over at him.

"Yeah, got ya right where I want ya, now," he says with a grin. "C'mon," he nods toward the back of the shop, indicating for Rider to follow.

It's brighter back here, the fluorescent lights above each table still buzzing away, and now Tanner can see that there's something drawn on the paper that Rider's holding. He's drawn his own; Tanner didn't even realise that Rider could draw.

"That your design?" he asks, nodding at it as Rider takes a seat on the edge of the closest table.

"Yes," Rider replies hesitantly, keeping the paper out of Tanner's reach.

"You- uh, can I see it?" Tanner asks after a few more seconds, and Rider slowly extends the hand holding the paper.

"I don't know how good it is," he mumbles when Tanner takes it from him. The nervousness is a vast contrast from the confident and bubbly person he'd spent hours with the other night. It might be a little bit adorable.

Tanner takes a seat on the stool beside the table, grabs his glasses from his workstation and puts them on to take a decent look at Rider's design.

There's a series of small bat outlines in the centre of the paper. Simple, shouldn't take too long, but Tanner's impressed nonetheless.

"You didn't mention you could draw," he says, setting Rider's drawing on the small desk beside it.

"Because I don't know that I can," Rider mumbles, and all Tanner offers is an under his breath "psh" in response. He grabs an album from the desk and spins his stool around to drop it on the table beside where Rider's sitting.

"These are good, but if you're not happy," he begins, flipping through the book until he finds the pages he's looking for; a series of photos of bat tattoos. He runs his finger over them as he continues, "we can colour them, shade them, black fill them-"

"Ohh, I didn't think of just black!" Rider cuts in. "Why didn't I think of that?"

Tanner laughs and closes the album again. "Because you got in your head about it. So you want them all black? You sure?"

Rider nods, pushing the sleeve of his shirt up and lightly slapping his bicep. "Here."

Tanner doesn't even try to pretend that his eyes aren't lingering on the other man's muscular arm, before giving him a small smirk and remarking "nice arms" before spinning back around to face the desk and grabbing a sheet of tracing paper.

"Nice hands," Rider shoots back as Tanner tapes the two sheets of paper together and begins tracing his picture.

He laughs again, focusing on the task at hand even while he distractedly replies "thanks. I'm pretty good with them, too."

"I have no doubt." Tanner can hear the smile in Rider's voice without looking at him.

He finishes tracing the picture, and can see from the corner of his eye Rider watching intently as he flips the tracing paper and places a new sheet on top to copy the drawing again with a stencil pen.

"Happy?" Tanner asks once he's done. Rider just nods, looking slightly worried again. "You sure?"

"Yep, c'mon, let's do it." He slaps his bicep a little harder this time with a wide smile, but Tanner recognises false confidence when he sees it. He's seen enough of it; not many people want to admit that they're freaking out over their first tattoo.

"It's not as bad as you're thinking," he reassures as he pulls on a pair of black nitrile gloves and grabs an alcohol wipe to clean Rider's arm.

"I'm not thinking it's going to be bad," Rider insists, and Tanner raises an eyebrow at him before pressing the stencil onto his arm and holding it there.

"Then it's gonna be a little worse than you're thinking," he only half jokes in response. He prefers that people are prepared for a little bit of pain.

"You're so reassuring."

"Always," Tanner grins at him and Rider gives an exaggerated eye roll in response. "'Kay, this good?" Tanner adds when he pulls the stencil away, and Rider turns to check out his arm in the mirror beside the table.

"Perfect," he says with a somewhat forced grin, and Tanner gives a quick nod before turning to prepare his equipment.

"So, this is gonna hurt a bit, right?" Rider blurts out suddenly once Tanner turns back to face him and gently pushes him to relax back onto the table.

"Little bit, yeah," Tanner answers honestly, pausing with the tattoo gun mere inches away from Rider's arm. "You good?"

"Yeah. Yeah, go for it," Rider tells him, glancing down at the gun in Tanner's hand and then resting his head back onto the table and staring up at the ceiling. "You're left handed," he adds distractedly.

"Mmhm," Tanner hums his confirmation, lowering the gun down onto Rider's arm.

Rider sucks in a sharp breath and his arm twitches despite the fact that Tanner can tell he's trying not to move.

"Hold still, sweetheart," Tanner murmurs, laying his other hand on Rider's arm above where he's tattooing. He holds the skin taut, and after a few seconds his pinky begins to soothingly stroke Rider's arm.

"You know what they say about lefties," Rider comments after a moment, relaxing significantly but obviously still trying to distract himself.

"Creative or some shit, right?" Tanner replies with a light chuckle.

"Super smart, too."

That makes Tanner laugh out loud. "Yeah, you give me a few more hours and I'll bust that one."

They make small talk for the duration of the tattoo; Tanner making stupid jokes with the odd flirtatious comment as distraction. While Rider directly, all out comes onto him and makes concentration incredibly difficult.

"Alright, here. Check it out before I cover it," Tanner says once he's done, gesturing towards the mirror beside the table before spinning on his seat to start on cleaning and sterilising his equipment.

"I love it!" He grins when he hears Rider's exclamation; this is always his most nerve racking, yet favourite part.

"Yeah? You sure?"

"Absolutely! I know where to come next time I spontaneously decide I want some ink."

When Tanner turns back around Rider's still checking himself out in the mirror, turning slightly every so often to see his new tattoo in different light.

"Alright stud," Tanner laughs, rolling closer to him on his stool and guiding him back to sit on the table. "Gotta hide it away for now."

Rider pouts, but holds his arm still for Tanner to give the ink one last clean and then stick a fresh bandage over the top of it. Once he's done he fishes a tube of ointment from his workstation and places it in Rider's hand, deliberately letting his fingers wrap around the other man's for a few seconds as he closes his hand around it.

"Put this on every day. No swimming, no baths and try to keep it out of the sun for a couple weeks, yeah?"

"Thanks, Tanner," Rider says as he follows Tanner back out to the front counter.

Tanner watches as he gingerly adjusts the sleeve of his shirt back down over his bicep. "It's literally my whole job, don't mention it."

"What do I owe you?" Rider asks, fishing a wallet from his back pocket.

"Dinner," Tanner blurts before he can stop himself.

What the actual fuck? Since when does he want to take someone out?

Rider just grins, slowly tucking his wallet away again before grabbing Tanner's hand and a pen from the counter.

"Text me when and where," he says, writing a series of numbers on Tanner's palm.

“Will do,” Tanner replies in something of a daze, still trying to figure out why the hell he just asked this guy out, and why the hell he isn’t taking it back.

Whatever the reason, he's not; instead he's moving to unlock the door to let Rider out, and letting him lift onto the balls of his feet to plant a kiss on Tanner’s cheek.

"Don't make me wait too long," he says playfully before turning and heading out onto the darkened street.

Well, shit. Looks like Tanner's about to go on his first ever date.

[faline-cat444]

Typical weird mix of characters to bundle together for celebration purposes

[dingostrash]

Big fan of Mejiro McQueen and her large pathetic girlfriend

[dfdkrc]

The gang heads to a drive-in movie, where KITT and Lightning McQueen make sure to park next to each other while the humans sit on their roofs*

Lightning: How exciting! A drive-in movie theater.

KITT: Is that sarcasm? I can't tell if that's sarcasm.

Lightning: It’s not. I love movies! Even more so when my best friend is here to enjoy them with me.

KITT: Really?

Lightning: My female best friend. My car best friend counts, too.

Jughead Jones: Hey, Elsa, can I sit with you and Lightning?

Elsa Frost: Sure, but there’s limited space on his roof.

Archie Andrews: I want to sit with Elsa, too!

Michael Knight: What movie are we watchin’?

Elsa: The latest Pixar flick. I hope that was okay.

Michael: That’s more than okay.

Ten: What, are we the hero car here? Everyone seems to want a spot with Lightning.

Elsa: Are you surprised?

Arnie Cunningham: Hey, I have Christine here if some of you want to spread out.

Betty Cooper: Yeah, I'll sit over there. If Lightning and KITT have too many places filled up, the old vintage Buick is the next best thing!

Veronica Lodge: Damn, B. We are part of the best gang ever!

[ryo-apologist]

Racer! Link

Racer! Link x Reader

CW: Smut, Minors DNI, I will block your ass, author knows nothing about racing and it shows

AN: Yes, this is about that Link. The one with the elf ears, says "Hyah!". Yeah I'm a Linked Universe Nerd. Sucks to be y'all. Keep ya guessing on which fandom has my balls this week.

~Darling XOXO

☾ So, I hesitated writing this for a number of reasons, but I decided I don't care. Hozier has a new song, April has me face down in the mattress with how hard it's fucked me and I just want to write about a Link near and and dear to my heart.

☾ Mario Kart Link.

☾ He's just a silly lil goober who's always having a good time. Especially when I play as him because what is second place? He'll never know.

☾ I know, canonically, both are Skyward Sword! Link and Breath of the Wild! Link. I do not care.

☾ Because come with me, sinner, as we explore a whole new world. A world where Mario Kart isn't a silly lil game. It's an empire.

☾ Like Fast and the Furious (I think, idk I never watched any of them). OR like sk8 the infinity at S. I do know that one.

☾ There are real things at stake here. It's intense, and it's heavy.

☾ Here, give me a break while I do some worldbuilding here. Mystery blocks are still a thing, they work by magic idk, except getting hit by one of those things is devastating. It's why the newcomers don't last long.

☾ All the main screen players (Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Inkling boy, etc.) are high level racers. They are A-listed and the ones you look out for if you see them in the lineup.

☾ Including Link himself. He drives a motorcycle he named Epona, which he built himself from scratch.

☾ I spent a lot of time (three minutes) trying to figure out a clever nickname for him, and then I saw some of the names other people gave their Linksona's and, while there's nothing wrong with them, I quickly realized I was overthinking things.

☾ It's mostly a stage name, his name is Link and outside of the raceway, he goes by it.

☾ But, for shits and giggles, and point of discerning him from the others, I don't care. Call him ratchet, greaser, racer, cypher, tank, axel, sparks. I'm giving you all the freedom! Me? Personally? I'm going to call him:

☾ Neo- a combining form meaning “new,” “recent,” “revived,” “modified,”

☾ Great I gave you some background, let's get into the fun parts.

☾ Neo, where do we begin with you.

☾ Have y'all read A Court of Mist and Fury? You know Rhysand?

☾ He's Cassian coded.

☾ LMAO You thought.

☾ He's a fun, kind-of guy but when shit gets real, he can shift from zero to a hundred like that.

☾ He'll be laughing with a newbie, patting them on the shoulder, but the second that visor comes down, he's unrecognizable. He's an A-lister for a reason.

☾ He's infamous for taking shortcuts that are insanely dangerous. He's almost always bandaged somewhere, but not his pretty boy, play bunny face.

☾ So Cassian and Lightning McQueen.

☾ He's totally the kind to shoot a wink and a flirty wave, spend the night and then be gone by morning. Or have them escorted out by his Zelda in the morning, Tony Stark style

☾ He's a slut.

☾ Can you tell I like my men slutty?

☾ And he's such a....character in bed.

☾ He's a selfish lover, but make no mistake about it. His partner gets their end. That's right. I said lover. He's fucked bowser.

☾ I'm kidding

☾ No I'm not.

☾ He doesn't care who's in his bed. Man, woman, the funky others who say FUCK YOU to the gender spectrum /pos

☾ He'll bottom, top, switch it up mid-way through. He just like me fr.

☾But he's not lazy. Selfish, yes, but lazy? No. He's the best rider both on and off Epona, yk yk.

☾ And he has such a pretty cock too. A pretty flushed pink, circumcised with such a lovely vein running up the bottom of it. And while pretty, sorry his balls aren't much to write home about.

☾ They are dangerously sensitive though. Suck on them and run your thumb along the head of his dick and he'll whimper.

☾ SPEAKING OF-

☾ He whimpers so nicely. God, when he's in the middle of bouncing up and down on you (artificial or organic both are good), and his own hands are running up his chest, plucking at his own pebbled nipples and playing with the piercings as his head is thrown back in pure bliss-

☾ He's probably sponsored by Monster Energy

☾ Has a sugar daddy FOR SURE. God wish I was HIM.

[verdemint]

thanks to @bikefuckersoftheworldunite post about Jorge's comic book, here we have Vale's

its written by Vale and Milo Manara (famous italian comic book writer (famous for mostly drawing naked women lol)) in 2006

alternative front cover of the graphic novel

Now I offer you some of my fav Vale comments from the book introduction aka italian men adoring, loving Vale pt84t8398

"Valentino Rossi was already, of course, a comic book on his own, just waiting for someone to bring him into the world of talking clouds, of fantasy becoming drawing [...] At this point, Milo Manara enters the scene, and he understands the extraordinary opportunity offered to him: to retrace Homer's path to tell the sporting exploits and adventures of Valentino Rossi […]”

Also Milo Manara says this about Valentino:

"The difference between a comic book superhero and Valentino Rossi, is practically nonexistent. Except for one small detail: Valentino ride his bike in the real world and with his skill, intelligence and likability he gets up to all sorts of things, more than can be imagined even in a comic book."

the plot from Goodreads is just insane lol I had to add it to the post:

"A famous motorcycling champion becomes involved in an intrigue that winds its way through various stages of the world championship until the final race, amid mysterious dark ladies, kidnapping umbrella girls, and unscrupulous journalists in the service of television networks that hide unmentionable secrets. With the help of his loyal bulldog Guido and the appearances of the chicken Osvaldo, Valentino Rossi finds himself at the centre of a frenzied series of twists and turns that sees him the protagonist on and off the track, fighting for the world championship title and to find out who intends to prevent him from getting it, in the company of the beautiful Linda and the ghosts of some of his legends: Jim Morrison, Steve McQueen, Enzo Ferrari."

like what do u mean the ghost of Enzo Ferrari and the chicken Osvaldo are helping Valentino save umbrella girls?

(also wikipedia goes even further into details and apparently the evil villain hot girl has to find a way to get Vale's cum (????????????) to get his DNA to create perfect superhuman riders??????? NOT EVEN AO3 COULD COME UP WITH THIS PLOT I SWEAR MILO MANARA U JUST WANTED TO FUCK VALE)

(do u guys think is this a metaphor for Vale meeting the aliens post 2006? Are the superhuman rider athletes made with his cum DNA just a metaphor for Jorge, Dani and Casey? lol)

Also there's a DVD version with Vale voice over :))

[raulfernandez]

There's that certain level of media training that F1 drivers receive that Motogp riders don't get, cause you'd never catch an F1 driver liking Lightning Mcqueen edits. I have seen multiple world championship riders do it tho

[motobilia]

Photo of USA Team Triumph Riders #278 – Steve McQueen and #276 – Cliff Coleman ISDT 1964

speedtracktales.com

[tvmigraine]

Disney (Almost) Made an Anniversary Kamen Rider

You remember during the 2000s where Disney owned Power Rangers? It wasn't a bad era in terms of what was put out, but maybe I'm bias because I grew up with it. Running from Ninja Storm to RPM, Disney had a troubling run with the show - the quality was good for a kid's show, but Disney did not like making it. It's not a secret that they were trying to bury Power Rangers, the show only continuing after RPM because it was bought back by Saban. It doesn't feel like a coincidence they sold back Power Rangers less than a year after buying Marvel Entertainment.

And ever since, Disney has had no interest in Tokusatsu as a genre. You could argue the closest they ever came was Mech-X4, a Disney XD show about a kid controlling a giant robot to save his town.

Then rolls around the 100th anniversary. Tokusatsu is still as popular as ever in Japan and, while Super Sentai isn't as popular as it used to be, Kamen Rider has been going strong ever since it's revival in the Heisei Era.

If Disney wanna make money in Tokusatsu, it makes sense to put it in Kamen Rider.

This is the Imagination Belt. It was released last month and, honestly, I'm glad I got back into Kamen Rider in time to see the strangest anniversary celebration yet. It was produced by Bandai and I won't pretend this is officially a Kamen Rider product - it's made by the same company, but that's not enough to call it that.

But it sure takes a lot of the beats!

As a person who has previously rambled about a non-existent canon surrounding a Sonic Screwdriver toy, I really appreciate that this gives me more to talk about inherently. Kamen Rider historically has been getting more and more Riders with every era of the show and this toy is no different - ten different Disney icons made into marketable... keys... how did they not do Sora-

Nevermind, I'm glad they didn't.

The designs aren't great, I won't pretend they are, if you're a fan of Kamen Rider. It's clear the character designs were leaning closer to Kingdom Hearts (or even Spectrobes, if you remember that), so it's hard to judge them in terms of your typical Tokusatsu outfit. That being said, the consistency of the goggles does imply something about this uniform - if it's as important as the belt to be included on everyone, that's notable.

There's also a notable detail with the Imagination Belt itself - the Keys. Half of them are Gold, half of them are Silver, inherently splitting the team of Riders (Imaginators? Imagineers? Disney Adults?) in half. It implies simply that the goals of all the Riders don't align, that perhaps they're in a battle.

The Character Selection is also brought to mind. I imagine it's based on multiple factors, like popularity in that area and inclusion of specific brands... but that doesn't stop them being weird. Including specific representatives for Marvel, Lucasfilms and Pixar absolutely make sense - the choice of Woody is textbook. Iron Man equally makes sense, but the design has him look (personally) more like Lightning McQueen, which may just be a flaw of similar colour schemes.

But Grogu? Ya coulda picked anyone from Star Wars and... I get that The Mandalorian is probably the best received in pop culture... but the implications that he's getting his powers from a space baby is quite funny.

NOTE: The specific split of teams is Gold Keys belong to Mickey, Minnie, Simba, Woody and Iron Man - Silver Keys belong to Snow White, Moana, Tiana, Elsa and Grogu.

They also have built in power-up modes, specifically "Full Max" which seems to grant a power boost based on related characters - Mickey's Full Max gets help from Donald, Goofy and Pluto, meanwhile Simba has Timon and Pumbaa for example. But in your typical Tokusatsu, if your power-up involves other iconography, that tends to involve beating monsters. Are the monsters for "Imagination Belt" other Disney characters? Were Donald and Goofy evil beasts that had to be defeated? Did Woody have to beat Buzz Lightyear and the other Toys-Turned-Monsters? Minnie's Full Max is her with a cat, did Minnie Mouse have to fight a CAT?!

But onto the Lore Implications...

There's easily enough here to build an insane fanfiction, as you're about to see, but this does continue a point that I really appreciate about toys - kids, collectibles, whatever you want. You can tell your own story and it's not even difficult. Everyone has inherent creativity and, given a small amount of time, you can make any story out of any objects.

Case in point...

"Imagination Belt", to me, feels like Ryuki or Geats - it is a Rider War (Disney Adult War) where these two factions of "heroes" are fighting. It's probably against each other, Gold vs Silver, but you can imagine there are other monsters in between as your usual plot hooks.

The "Riders" of this world likely have their powers from raw imagination - passion for something that manifests in the Keys, giving them power in return. If the imagination becomes twisted.

Based on appearances, the Iron Man and Grogu Riders probably are leading both teams, the conflict started by the both of them and spiraling from there. Mickey is the obvious protagonist, Grogu looks like he'd make a good rival to keep the protagonist moving forward.

And there may be only ten official keys but Disney is an all-consuming black hole of creativity. There could be a lot more and you know it.

[strictlyfavorites]

Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt, and Leonardo DiCaprio Take You Inside 'Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood'

Tarantino - “This film is the closest thing I’ve done to Pulp Fiction.” What that means in tone and feel, I can’t reveal. But what that means in terms of structure is this: Think multiple characters (some real, some imagined) and story lines that are seemingly unrelated . . . until they are not. Until they intersect and intertwine in surprising ways.

The story, in short—and without giving away too much—goes like this: It’s 1969, a year of tremendous upheaval, not just in America’s streets but also on the backlots of Hollywood. The Golden Age is ending. The original studio system, which has been a source of stability and structure for fifty years, is collapsing as the under-thirty counterculture rejects traditional plotlines and traditional leading men. It’s the year Easy Rider and Midnight Cowboy and The Wild Bunch break big—films that celebrate the antihero and upend the definition of what a matinee idol looks like. It’s against this background that we meet Rick Dalton (DiCaprio), a declining star and a veteran of TV westerns. Rick has, through a combination of ego and dumb decisions, blown his chance to cross over into movie stardom like Steve McQueen (Damian Lewis). About the only thing he can count on is the friendship of his longtime stunt double, Cliff Booth (Pitt). (Meanwhile, Rick’s agent, played by Al Pacino, is trying to get him to do a spaghetti western.)

Then, one night, Rick realizes he might just be one pool party away from turning his career around. His new neighbors, it turns out, are the golden girl of the moment, Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie), and her husband, Roman Polanski (Rafal Zawierucha), who is, thanks to Rosemary’s Baby, the hottest director in town. The stories of Rick, Cliff, and Tate unfold over three days or, as Tarantino says, in three acts: February 8, February 9, and, finally, August 8—the night when Charles Manson (Damon Herriman) dispatched four members of his “Family” to the house next to Rick’s on Cielo Drive in Beverly Hills, where they found Tate, hairdresser Jay Sebring (Emile Hirsch), and three others. It was the night when, as Joan Didion famously wrote, “the sixties ended abruptly . . . the tension broke . . . the paranoia was fulfilled.” Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood is a film that vibrates with ambition, with the entire cast performing at the height of their talent, inside a brilliant story.

It’s also a film that almost never got made. Mostly because Tarantino spent five years writing it as a novel before “I let it become what it wanted to become,” he says. “For a long time, I didn’t want to accept it. Then I did.”

[riordanness]

— my fictional crushes.

(not in any particular order)

percy jackson

leo valdez

willy wonka

laurie laurence

marty mcfly

lightning mcqueen

ricky bowen

luke castellan

conrad fisher

jeremiah fisher

edmund pevensie

ravi singh

peeta mellark

coriolanus snow

finnick odair

peter pan (ouat)

killian jones

peter parker

prince eric

carter kane

magnus chase

jason grace

alex rider

jj maybank

rafe cameron

hiccup haddock

rodrick heffley

[peapodsinspace]

oooookkk so uhhhhhj

List of f/os that I can name off the top of my head

These are characters that I have ocs that are shipped with them AND/OR personally find attractive btw

Also this will only include TWO of the slasher f/os I have, but do know that I don't find the murder icky parts of those f/os attractive, murder bad its the other stuff about them I like, and I like making more villainous ocs

This also is only including ONE puppet f/o because my puppet f/os in general are kinda embarrassing (especially two of them fucking christ)

Jjba (with ocs):

N'doul

Gappy

Oingo

Axel Ro (still on the fence about him tho so don't judge me)

Akira Otoishi

Jjba (without ocs):

Gwess

Rykiel (no oc yet)

Thunder Mcqueen

Other (with ocs):

George (mfn)

Finnegan Rider Wake (mh g1)

Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde (still on the fence about oc)

Mr. Where (mh g1)

Kinger (tadc)

Caine (tadc)

Howdy Pillar (Welcome Home)

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) [pleasepleasepleasePLEASE don't judge me super hard for this]

Gabriel May (Malignant 2021) [I honestly don't know what to say about this one just don't kill me for it ALSO HE HAS THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS DUB BUCCIARATI]

Other (no oc):

Jack Skelington (tnbc)

Hoodude Voodoo (mh g1) [don't judge me ok he's adorable]

Ryuk (Death Note) [DON'T JUDGE ME OK-]

Discord (mlp fim)

Idk why I felt like sharing lmao

Axel ro is so real tho!!!!

I will say usually when you’re like “DONT JUDGE THO” it’s always a character I don’t know

So I am not judging you ;]

Also discord……….. yeah

I guess I don’t really have any f/os i ship myself with but as far as oc x canon I have like. Mostly one

Mainly:

-Tonio!!!

And then I also have:

-polnareff

-pocoloco

For the last two, pol was originally for a gag, but it’s mostly just that I haven’t done much on their dynamic yet. And I have an oc I made to ship with pocoloco, but I’m still a little on the fence? I dunno heheh

[funky-shoe-battle]

Behold, the funky shoe bracket.

I picked 32 out of the 49 unique submissions. Then I randomized the matchups. Then I got carried away making graphics that were arguably way too high-effort for a shitpost poll.

The List of Matchups

CHA CHA CHA BOOTS from Eurovision VS KIDCORE SHOES from Real Life?

Daniil Dankovsky's PLATFORM BOOTS from Pathologic VS HELLO KITTY SNEAKERS from Be More Chill

DIO'S HORRID ELF SHOES from JJBA VS KAMEN RIDER W SHOES

LIGHTNING McQUEEN CROCS VS THE RED BOOTS CHIDI HATES from The Good Place

GLASS SLIPPER from Cinderella VS DR. ALBERT KRUEGER'S SHOES

Greed (from Fullmetal Alchemist)'s POINTY SHOES VS Wander (from Wander Over Yonder)'s shoes

CRUSH STATION (yes the whole shop) from Splatoon VS Mela's TOO-BIG BOOTS from Pokémon SV

Sora's VERY BIG YELLOW SHOES from Kingdom Hearts VS KAMEN RIDER EX-AID SHOES

SEVEN LEAGUE BOOTS from the folktales VS Star Butterfly's ENTIRE SHOE COLLECTION

GRIND SHOES (aka SOAP shoes) from Sonic Adventure 2 VS Demoman TF2'S boots

Noggin (My Singing Monsters) Kinetic Kicks VS KINKY BOOTS BOOTS

SWING-230G from Real Life VS RUBY SLIPPERS from The Wizard of Oz

Hobie Brown's boots VS Ryu Natsume's shoes

SPRAY-ON SHOES (Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) VS F.F.'s uniform('s shoes) (JJBA)

Bayonetta's GUN HEELS VS Cure Summer's shoes

Alya Césaire (Miraculous whatever)'s shoes VS Faust Guilty Gear sick kicks.

AT LAST we can determine the FUNKIEST shoe, thereby proving that we are willing to make and follow tournaments no matter how inane the topic.

PEACE!

[msc-ddv-ss]

Character Request Sheet:

The list of all the characters I will write/take requests for:

Walt Disney Animated Movies:

Mickey Mouse and Friends:

Mickey Mouse

Donald Duck

Goofy

Minnie Mouse

Daisy Duck

Pluto

Pete

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:

Snow White

The Evil Queen

The Seven Dwarfs

Pinocchio:

Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket

Dumbo:

Dumbo

Timothy Q. Mouse

Bambi:

Bambi

Thumper

Flower

The Three Caballeros:

Panchito Pistoles

Jose Carioca

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad:

Ichabod Crane

Mr. Toad

Cinderella:

Cinderella

Prince Charming

The Fairy Godmother

Alice in Wonderland:

Alice

The Mad Hatter

The Queen of Hearts

The Cheshire Cat

Peter Pan:

Peter Pan

Captain Hook

Tinkerbell

Wendy / John / Michael

Lady and the Tramp:

Lady

Tramp (Butch)

Sleeping Beauty:

Aurora

Prince Philip

Fauna / Flora / Merryweather

Maleficent

101 Dalmations:

Pongo

Perdita

Cruella De Vil

The Sword and The Stone:

Merlin

Wart (Arthur)

Madam Mim

The Jungle Book:

Baloo

Mowgli

Bagheera

King Louie

Shere Khan

The Aristocats:

Thomas O’Malley

Duchess

Marie / Toulouse / Berlioz

Robin Hood:

Robin Hood

Maid Marian

Little John

Prince John

Winnie the Pooh:

Winnie the Pooh

Christopher Robin

Tigger

Piglet

Eeyore

Rabbit

Kanga / Roo

Owl

The Rescuers:

Bernard

Miss Bianca

The Fox and The Hound:

Tod

Copper

The Black Cauldron:

Taran

Eilonwy

Fflewddur Fflam

Gurgi

The Horned King

The Great Mouse Detective:

Basil of Baker Street

Professor Ratigan

Oliver & Company:

Oliver

Dodger

Bill Cykes

The Little Mermaid:

Ariel

Prince Eric

Ursula

King Triton

Sebastian

Flounder

Beauty and The Beast:

Belle

The Beast

Gaston

Lumiere

Cogsworth

Aladdin:

Aladdin

Jasmine

The Genie

Jafar

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Jack Skellington

Sally

Oogie Boogie

The Lion King:

Simba

Nala

Scar

Timon / Pumba

Rafiki

A Goofy Movie:

Goofy

Max Goof

Roxanne

Pocahontas:

Pocahontas

John Smith

Governor Ratcliffe

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Quasimodo

Esmeralda

Captain Phoebus

Claude Frollo

Hercules:

Hercules

Megara

Hades

Phil

Mulan:

Fa Mulan

Li Shang

Mushu

Shan Yu

Tarzan:

Tarzan

Jane

Clayton

The Emperor's New Groove:

Emperor Kuzco

Pacha

Yzma

Kronk

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch

Princess Kida

Commander Rourke

Helga Sinclair

Lilo & Stitch:

Stitch

Lilo Pelekai

Nani Pelekai

Jumba

Pleakley

Treasure Planet: (Please Gameloft, I'm begging you...)

Jim Hawkins

John Silver

Captain Amelia

Dr. Delbert Doppler

Brother Bear:

Kenai

Koda

Home on the Range:

Maggie

Mrs. Calloway

Grace

Alameda Slim

Chicken Little:

Chicken Little

Buck Cluck

Meet the Robinsons:

Lewis

Wilbur Robinson

The Bowler Hat Guy

Bolt:

Bolt

Mittens

Rhino

The Princess and The Frog:

Tiana

Prince Naveen

Dr. Facilier

Louis

Mama Odie

Tangled:

Rapunzel

Flynn Rider / Eugene Fitzherbert

Mother Gothel

Wreck-It Ralph:

Wreck-It Ralph

Vanellope Von Schweetz

Fix It Felix

Sergeant Calhoun

King Candy / Turbo

Frozen:

Anna

Elsa

Kristoff

Olaf

Hans

Big Hero 6:

Hiro Hamada

Baymax

Gogo

Wasabi

Honey Lemon

Fred

Zootopia:

Judy Hopps

Nick Wilde

Chief Bogo

Moana:

Moana

Maui

Raya and the Last Dragon:

Raya

Sisu

Namaari

Encanto:

Mirabel Madrigal

The Madrigal Family

Strange World:

Searcher Clade

Ethan Clade

Meridian Clade

Jaeger Clade

Splat

Wish:

Asha

Valentino

King Magnifico

Live Action Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Captain Jack Sparrow

Will Turner

Elizabeth Swann

Hector Barbossa

Davy Jones

Enchanted:

Giselle

Robert Phillip

Prince Edward

Hocus Pocus:

Mary Sanderson

Sarah Sanderson

Winfred Sanderson

Pixar Movies:

Toy Story:

Woody

Buzz

Jessie

Bo Peep

Monsters Inc.:

James P. Sullivan

Mike Wazowski

Celia Mae

Randall Boggs

Boo

Finding Nemo:

Marlin

Nemo

Dory

Bruce

Hank

The Incredibles:

Mr Incredible

Elastigirl

Dash

Violet

Jack-Jack

Frozone

Syndrome

Edna Mode

Cars:

Lightning McQueen

Ratatouille:

Remy

Wall-E:

Wall-E

EVE

Up:

Carl Fredrickson

Russel

Dug

Kevin

Charles Muntz

Brave:

Merida

Coco:

Miguel Rivera

Hector Rivera

Mama Imelda Rivera

Ernesto De La Cruz

Onward:

Ian Lightfoot

Barley Lightfoot

Soul:

Joe Gardner

22

Luca:

Luca

Alberto

Giulia

Turning Red:

Meilin “Mei” Lee

Elemental:

Ember

Wade

Disney Television Animation Shows:

DuckTales:

Scrooge McDuck

Louie / Dewey / Huey Duck

Launchpad McQuack

Webby Vanderquack

Bentina Beakley

Phineas and Ferb:

Phineas Flynn

Ferb Fletcher

Candace Flynn

Perry the Platypus

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Gravity Falls:

Dipper Pines

Mabel Pines

Grunkle Stan

Soos Ramirez

Wendy Corduroy

Bill Cipher

Amphibia:

Anne Boonchuy

Sprig Plantar

Polly Plantar

Hop Pop Plantar

Sasha Waybright

Marcy Wu

Owl House:

Luz Noceda

Edalyn Clawthorne

King Clawthorne

Amity Blight

Gus Porter

Willow Park

Hunter 

Hooty

(The list will be updated whenever any new films release, new characters release in Dreamlight Valley, and when I feel comfortable writing for some of the other shows)

[dfdkrc]

*Elsa Frost is greeted with the surprising visit of her Deathsong Siren dragon, Garff, whom she hasn’t seen in months, perched on Lightning McQueen’s trunk, along with his mysterious friend, the Blue Dragon*

Elsa: Garff! Buddy, I haven't seen you in forever! What are you doing here?

Garff: Rrrrrrrr...

Lightning: I was just as surprised as you the second I saw him fly in. For a moment I thought he was going to snatch me up in his claws.

Elsa: It's so good to see you again, Garff! And your friend...where have you been hanging out these days?

Garff: Mmmrrrr.

Elsa: You've been staying with your friends?

Garff: Hhhhfff! *nods excitedly*

Elsa: How wonderful! I'm so glad you've made connections, buddy. I am. But you know I do miss you.

Garff: Rrrrr. *he rubs his head against her affectionately*

Lightning: Yeah, pal, you don't come by here much anymore. It feels like you've missed out on a lot. You're not neglecting your favorite human, are you?

Garff: Mmmm. *lowers his head guiltily*

Elsa: No matter. You're here now. You and your friends are always welcome here. And I never did catch your blue buddy’s friend’s name.

Blue Dragon: Hfff.

Elsa: I remember you. You showed up that night I went over to talk to Dominic Hunter about officiating his wedding. Don't be a stranger, okay?

Blue Dragon: Grff. Grff.

Elsa: Yeah. I mean you.

Lightning: Elsa, since our dragon friends are visiting for the time being, maybe they'd like to join us for a drive. When was the last time you stretched your wings, Garffiljorg? And coming over here doesn't count.

[amphibifish]

soooo uhhhhhh

List of f/os that I can name off the top of my head!!!

These are characters that I have ocs that are shipped with them AND/OR personally find attractive btw

Also this will only include TWO of the slasher f/os I have, but do know that I don't find the murder icky parts of those f/os attractive, murder bad its the other stuff about them I like, and I like making more villainous ocs

This also is only including ONE puppet f/o because my puppet f/os in general are kinda embarrassing (especially two of them fucking christ you already know who one of them is lmao)

Jjba (with ocs):

N'doul

Gappy

Oingo

Axel Ro

Akira Otoishi

Jjba (without ocs):

Gwess

Rykiel (no oc yet)

Thunder Mcqueen

Other (with ocs):

George (mfn)

Finnegan Rider Wake (mh g1)

Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde (still on the fence about oc)

Mr. Where (mh g1)

Kinger (tadc)

Caine (tadc)

Howdy Pillar (Welcome Home)

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) [pleasepleasepleasePLEASE don't judge me super hard for this]

Gabriel May (Malignant 2021) [I honestly don't know what to say about this one just don't kill me for it]

Other (no oc):

Jack Skelington (tnbc)

Hoodude Voodoo (mh g1) [don't judge me ok he's adorable]

Ryuk (Death Note) [DON'T JUDGE ME OK-]

Discord (mlp fim)

YOOOO SO COOL !!!!! i don't know over half of these people but you and them are my OTPs <3

i personally don't self ship but if i allowed myself more freedom to be cringe id probably have platonic / familial f/os.... i'm pretty sure just by seeing how much i refer to one character as my son you can guess who LOL