#rl...

[cocoabats]

the winners

[in-the-multiverse]

Every season has a distinct feel, I tried a new style to tell their stories through distinct shapes (and rl is like that for funsies)

[sticksandsharks]

last of my prehistoric little guys. these ones are a bit different...

[graye]

Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.

[ceescedasticity]

I saw another post today which seemed to assume "expensive wireless earbuds" and "no headphones at all" were the only options in public and

Do people not know about these?

Getting rid of headphone jacks is total garbage but they do make earbuds that hook into your phone's charging/data port.

[hauntingfaerie]

[megabuild]

[addictedantler]

The Fool ('s day)

belated congratulatory piece for cleo winning real life!! based off the fool tarot card!

(detail shots below the read more :))

[snarkys-malarky]

THIS CAME ACROSS MY FEED AND I'M LIKE OHMYGOD YALL!!! ITS TECH!! DUDE'S EVEN A *UCKING ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING MAJOR!!

[prisma-palace]

so new life series guys whatre our thoughts 😁

[poetsoflove]

If your sub says "please" in his whiny, desperate voice while looking at you wide-eyed, don't give him what he wants. Make him say exactly what he wants more than once, let him get more desperate with each passing minute and enjoy it while asking often what exactly he wants with a smirk.

Hmm what is it puppy? Tell me what you want

I want mommy to touch me

And when he says that, then touch him somewhere, just not where he wants it. Believe me his whimpering will sound so sweet and usually tears of despair will form in his eyes and he is gonna look so cute!

You have to tell me exactly what you want puppy. Mommy can't know what you mean.

And don't forget to tease him. Let your hands slide down his sides, your lips briefly touch his neck, your fingers touch his inner thighs. Until your sub is so desperate and shamelessly admits what he wants you to do to him.

I want mommy to tie me to the bed and make me feel good, I want mommy to touch me everywhere and not stop kissing me, please mommy I beg you

[cauldron-bubbles]

[lxvvie]

When you tell Kyle you want a divorce, not only is he the most unserious person ever about it but Kyle undermines your attempts at civility and moving on. All with a smile on his face.

You try serving him? Access Denied.

You try giving him the papers through the mail? Return to Sender.

You want to talk so you two could part on amicable terms? If by "talk" you mean intense make-up sex and reconciling with your HUSBAND then absolutely, sweetheart.

Oh... oh, that's not what you meant? Oh, well, shit, catch you later, then!

Kyle when he finds out you may or may not be trying your hand in the dating pool sabotages potential dates before they even happen. 'Cause you're fucking married to him. Your husband, yeah? Kyle Garrick?

You tried it, he denied it, and all's fair in love and war.

Play in his face, he'll fucking play in yours. ❤️

[greenbergsays]

[p0rkbun]

doodle of this pathetic ass florist (I want to smooch her)

[bugsdraws]

dream girl 🪲