#robin and barney

[darklinaforever]

You know... I find it crazy that two series / sitcooms that are already similar in many ways, namely FRIENDS and How I Meet Your Mother, were also on the ship ! I wanted Rachel and Joey to end up together and Robin and Barney to end up together ! And instead I got Rachel and Ross and Robin and Ted ?! (Especially since Barney and Joey are both men who have never been in love before Robin and Rachel…) WTF SCREENPLAYS ?! The whole Ross and Rachel relationship is incredibly toxic and you focused your entire last season of HIMYM on Barney and Robin's marriage ! FOR WHAT ?! ESPECIALLY FOR COUPLES AS BAD AS ROSS & RACHEL, AND TED & ROBIN ! It's like Joey ended up with Dawson instead of Pacey, that makes no sense !

[hannaxjo]

Aroallo hc 5.

Robin Scherbatsky and her husband from How I Met Your Mother

Why? Why do you think they work so well together? Also, their relationship went to the rocks the first time pretty soon after their friends forced them to commit to a romantic label.

[bussyandbingus4life]

Here's a list of things people and characters I hate with a passion.

- Kelly from the barbie movies

- Lacy from Barbie in the 12 dancing princesses

- the cat in the hat ride at universal

- the cat in the hat

- furries (i understand what website I'm on but I'm sorry I can't)

- Kat wearing flip flops during the dramatic poem in 10 things I hate about you

- Robin and Barney not being endgame

- Sigmund mother fucking Freud

- FIGMENT THE DRAGON

Thank you.

[my--strange--world--sg]

I don't know what to do if Lokius isn't canon, I'm not ready, all the ships I've seen have been made canon

Bubbline is real

Kate and Emaline got real

Ola and Lily got real

Byler will be real

Scorbus became canon

Catradora became real

Jedtavius was confirmed by the actors (I think)

Gumle (I know, but I had my doubts that it won't happen)

Ed and Stede (I don't know the name of the ship) became real

Aziracrow will become real

I've shipped more straight ships that weren't made canon or didn't even last.

Fiona and Marshall Lee (I know, but I was very young)

Simon and Betty

Mileven

Mike's mom and Billy (I know, I know)

Joyce and Bob

Robin and Barney

Theonsa

Jonerys

Arya and Gendry

The point is that I'm not ready, I've always been lucky I think, I'm like a virgin with this (and the other) and I hope I'm lucky once again.

S.G.

[dailytraingirl]

I AM SO MAD ABOUT THE WAY HIMYM ENDED AND I HVENT EVEN GOT TO THAT PART YET BUT I HAD A BUNCH OF SPOILERS AND I LOVE ROBIN AND BARNEY BECAUSE I LOVE BARNEY AND THIS TYPE OF THINGS IS RARE BECAUSE USUALLY I HATE ALL STRAIGHT COUPLES SO THEY ARE SOME OF THE SPECIAL FEW AND I HATE TED MOSBY SO MUCH I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I WISH HE WOULD EXPLODE BECAUSE I NEED ROBIN AND BARNEY TO END UP TOGETHER OR IM GOING TO KILL MYRDLWF AND IM UP TO THE PART WHERE NORA AND BARNEY ARE DATING AND YEAH NORA IS AWWSOME EXCEPT I HATE HER GUTS BECAUSE I WANT BARNEY TO DATE ROBIN. I WANT IT NOW. I KEEP GOING BACK TO S4 WHERE HE LOVED HER BECAUSE IM NEVER GETTING OVER THAT

[13idyllic]

the ship the shipper

[steponmeyosano]

Me when Barney is ready to propose to Robin, when she’s about to get deported (season 4 episode 14! :3) and gets down on one knee behind her, before standing back up when Marshall said it wouldn’t work:

[tvshowscouples]

If you love Barney&Robin (How I Met Your Mother) and you want reblog or like,this is the link of my reblog couples :)

thank you!

[rarely-online-glaucopis]

I started making a playlist based on my favourite couple from How I Met Your Mother and thought I'd share

[darklinaforever]

I clearly prefer this alternate ending and for me, it's the real ending. But I still hate that Barney & Robin don't end up together. The couple will always work in my eyes and making them break up is bullshit. But I much prefer that to her getting back together with Ted. For me, Robin's only real options in logical terms were either to stay with Barney or for them to no longer be together but for her to remain independent and lead her life really well ! Afterwards it must be said that any fictional story does not offer fans an alternative ending. So I take it personally.

[shushmal]

There's an incredibly pretty girl at the front desk in Family Video, and Steve—Eddie's boyfriend of eight months—is leaning over the counter with a sly smile and half-lidded eyes.

Eddie pauses in the doorway, struck dumb for a moment as he takes in the scene, and then gleefully ducks down behind the nearest shelf.

"So tell me," Steve says, all low and intimate. "What kind of movie were you looking for?"

"Um," the girl says. She doesn't sound very enthusiastic—barely indulgent at best. Eddie wishes he could see, but any sight of him will ruin Steve's chances right now. He's got a pretty good mental picture though. "I really like those old black and white movies, the really glamorous ones, you know?"

"Oh, totally," Steve sighs, like he's swooning. "Like Cary Grant, Clarke Gabel?" Eddie can practically hear his smirk. "Katharine Hepburn? Ginger Rogers?"

"Oh, I love Ginger Rogers!"

"Really?" Steve says matching her excitement. "Well, you're just in luck! Robin here knows all about those old black and white movies, don't you Robin?"

Eddie presses a hand to his mouth to hide his snickering. Robin had looked like a hooked fish when he'd walked in, she's gotta be gaping stupidly right now. "Uuuh," he hears her mumbling, and tries not to snort too loud. "Y-Yeah, uh, golden age of Hollywood stuff, absolutely. I could? Show you where they are?"

"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing!" the girl says, her interest in the conversation now warmed by several degrees. Eddie is still a little in awe of how well his boyfriend can sniff out gay girls.

"I got the front here, Robin," Steve cuts in smoothly. "You ladies take your time, make sure you pick out a good one!"

Eddie waits another beat, listening at their footsteps shuffle away, before he pops up from behind the shelf. Steve, lighting up like a Christmas tree, beams at him.

"Am I a genius or what?" he whispers, grinning ear to ear.

"Your lesbian powers know no equal," Eddie says just as quietly, taking the girl's spot at the counter, leaning into Steve's space. Steve happily mirrors him, until they're tucked together, the world narrowing down to the two of them. It's Eddie's favorite place to be. "All hail Steve Harrington, blessid he, lesbian whisper. Come to aid all useless queers in the fight against singledom."

"Thank you, thank you," Steve says with an air of novel benevolence. "I promise to only use my powers for good."

"Dingus. Doofus."

They jump away from each other as if shocked. Robin glowers at them both, but the pretty girl behind her is giggling and standing way too close for friendly, just at Robin's elbow.

"Move it, lovebirds," she hisses as she rounds the desk. "I need to check Claire out."

"I think you already have," Steve says. His smile this time is down right evil.

Robin actually hisses at him, and hip checks him away from the register. Eddie does a bow, sweeping his arm out to give Claire the prime spot in front of the desk, before he turns back to Steve.

"My dear, if you could please," he simpers, all posh and nasally. "Show me to your finest, grossest horror movie, thank you my good sir."

"Ugh," Steve groans already heading off into the shelves, not waiting for Eddie to follow. "You're lucky I love you, Ed. Shit gives me nightmares."

"I know," Eddie sings, chasing him. "I love you too."

[bakerolivia]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ( 2005 - 2014 ) ↳ season 7 episode 9

[humblefryingpan]

Can't believe the himym writers thought they could let Barney say "if I go a day without talking to you that day is just no good" and then be surprised when we didn't like them divorcing due to her travelling? As if he wouldn't follow her anywhere? As if he'd give a shit about lots of plane rides with his wife? As if she wasn't the only woman he ever loved and he'd be fine with ending that because of something so small?

Headcanon that the finale was just a nightmare Robin had on the plane back to nyc, Tracy's fine, swarkles' marriage is fine, Ted gets over himself and leaves Robin alone for once

[poguelandia]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (2005-2014) 2.11, “How Lily Stole Christmas”

[incorrectquoteshimym]

Ted: You're only dating Robin to annoy me!

Barney: No, I'm dating Robin because she's awesome. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

[13idyllic]

in another life i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes