#robo waifu

[theinashow]

>looking for a new robot waifu

>ask the artist if their OC is a robot or a humanoid cyborg

>she doesnt understand

>I pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is a robot and what is a humanoid cyborg

>she laughs and says “it’s a good waifu sir”

>buy a membership

>its a humanoid cyborg

[lowqualitygarbage]

@nyxistyxi I love your fallout au!! I was just thinking yesterday about how much Vox reminded me of Mr. House from Fallout NV and how cool a fallout au would be. I'm so glad I found this.

Awww <3 Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it!

If Vox were pre-War he'd definitely be sitting in on that Vault-Tec meeting, trying to pick fights over how he was "winning" at capitalism. He is much more of a control freak over the Vee's district than House is over New Vegas, but their visions for the future of their respective territories are very similar.

I did briefly write him to interact largely through portraits on screens like Mr. House, but having him be a more mundane guy gelled better with the other Overlords and his rivalries.

In a setting where technology has basically been hit with a reset button, the battle between new visual and old audio media isn’t really much of a fight.

Instead, Alastor and Vox represent two different approaches to life in the post-war Wasteland:

Alastor grew up in a very remote, rustic homestead in the swamps of the deep south. Self-sufficiency was paramount to survival - you couldn’t rely on purchasing pre-packaged food or medicine from traders, so you had to forage, hunt, or grow your own. Without easy access to new supplies, you needed to be able to repair and maintain your own clothes, shelter, and equipment. This, amusingly, makes him much more tech savvy than his canon incarnation. He’s still somewhat of a Luddite, though, with a disdain for robotics, power armor, laser and plasma weaponry, and even Pip-Boys and terminals. Give him some old radio equipment to tinker with and a proper projectile rifle over that fiddly nonsense any day. He has a whole library of almanacs, both pre-war and newer hand-written ones by Wastelanders, and his more normal talk segments often come with tips and instructions for repair and survival, encouraging independence.

Vox grew up in the ruins of Pentagram City, and began running with local organized crime at a young age, until an Overlord took him under their wing (that is, until Vox could gather allies and stage a hostile takeover of his mentor’s territory). He sees the value in consumerism and convenience products, peddling quick fixes and new distractions to the people of the Wasteland to build up his empire. He adores the latest, greatest shiny examples of Progress, being an adept programmer and wielding a decent understanding of mechanical engineering, despite most of his products being stolen inventions or re-engineered pre-war tech.

[agoddamn]

Currently fucked up by Warframe old man yaoi

--so when Loid is talking about the Cavia he's absolutely also talking about himself, right? That bit where he's like "all these animals went right into stasis so it just happened for him, they're freshly traumatized" OH LIKE YOU? LIKE YOU WENT RIGHT INTO STASIS AFTER SMASHING ALBRECHT WITH A HAMMER?

The antelope sad about his waifu, the snide self-important fish, the blind faith of the bird--they all reflect Loid's biggest issues. And it's no coincidence that he's disdainful of them, just like he's disdainful of robo Loid--they're too much like himself and too much of a reminder of who he's lost.

[solradguy]

we've seen the jam concpet art from the evo announcement before but have we seen that robo ky concept anywhere before too (for either of them)?

I didn't see all of the leaks (where the Jam art was from) and the people doing the leaking were your usual Twitter waifu guys so if Robo-Ky was in those leaks too then I have no idea, it didn't make its way to me

The redesign looks awesome though. I'm excited to see it in color

[ateohsixxxx]

Hey there

Saw you across the bar, wanna look at all the sexy titty robots I have in my mobile game that we can sexually cosplay?

*eyebrows eyebrows*

Put your fucking eyebrows down, looking at me like Milhouse.

Wait…I’m thinking…how big are the tiddies and how easily could the robot waifus kill/maim a human?

Im hesitantly giving this a chance, cause the idea of you in robo waifu cosplay is reeeeeeally doing it for me, pookie.

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘emo⫘⫘⫘night⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

[chickykiki]

My ultimate lolified fictional characters list. Videogame edition (As July 2nd 2025)!!!

You can read this, If you want. If not, just still scrolling though Tumblr. This is only about the characters I've lolificated in my mind, for now, but I've never played or seen so much about many of the original source of their respective franchises, so I can take some creativity freedom for their designs and personalities

Videogames:

Super Mario Bros: Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach

Sonic The Hedgehog: Sonic and Tails

Crash Bandicoot: Crash

Bomberman: White Bomberman (Shiro Bon) and Black Bomberman (Kuro Bon)

Rayman: Rayman

Postal: Postal Dude

The Legend Of Zelda: Link

Kirby: Kirby

Devil May Cry: Dante and Vergil

Tekken: Jin Kazama

Street Fighter: Ryu and Ken

Mortal Kombat: Scorpion and Sub-Zero

King of Fighters/Fatal Fury: Terry Bogard

Touhou Project: Reimu Hakurei

Cuphead: Cuphead and Mugman

Elevator Action: Otto (The protagonist of the very first game)

Angry Birds: Red, Chuck, the Blues, Bomb and Matilda

Dig Dug: Dig Dug

Mappy: Mappy

Lode Runner: Lode Runner

Spelunker: Spelunker

Karateka: The protagonist of the original game

Prince Of Persia: The protagonist of the original game

Pac-Man: Pac-Man

Doom: Doomguy

Lemmings: The entire Lemming species

Berzerk (Not confuse with the manga and anime of the same name): The protagonist of the original 1980 arcade game

Cut The Rope: Om-Nom

Jetpack Joyride: Barry Steakfries

Boulder Dash: Rockford

Spy vs Spy (I know, it was originally created as an american comic strip for the MAD Magazine, but is more famous worldwide as a retro videogame franchise, specially in Japan): Black Spy (The best Kemco/First Star Software waifu 4ever)

Space Hunter (From Kemco, the same company that ported the first two Spy vs Spy videogames for the Famicom): Altiana

Kid Klown: Kid Klown

Dough Boy: The protagonist of the original game, for the Famicom/NES

Mr.Do!: Mr.Do!

Q*Bert: Q*Bert

KiKi KaiKai/Pocky and Rocky: Sayo-Chan/Pocky

Mega Man: Roll (Yes, I love her much more than other characters of her entire franchise)

Burger Time: Peter Pepper

Parappa The Rapper: Parappa

Princess Tomato (From Hudson Soft): Princess Tomato

Metal Gear Solid: Solid Snake

Castlevania: Simon Belmont and Ritcher Belmont

Ganbare! Goemon!: Goemon (Debatible)

God Of War: Kratos (Only his classic Ancient Greek era)

Atlantis No Nazo (Sunsoft): Wynn

Ghost'n Goblins: Sir Arthur

Famicom Detective Club: Ayumi Tachibana

Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright

Bonanza Bros: Robo and Mobo

Frogger: Frogger

Pitfall: Pitfall Harry

Ninja Gaiden: Ryu Hayabusa

Bomb Jack (From Tecmo): Bomb Jack

[elpurppleone90]

Robo-waifu. 🤖👩🏻

[niconiconwo]

Why did no one tell me ZZZ has a robo-girl waifu?

[sombraoscura15]

querido sombra que opinaria fissure si su vercion waifu quiere pasar tiempo con el? Jsjsj

Fissure: ES IMPOSIBLE.....CASI NO TENGO VARIANTES...YO....ESTO NO PUEDE SER....

Fem Fissure: Shh tranquilo... que tal si vamos a comer algo de mayonesa y practicamos un poco.

Fissure: SAQUESE! No me toques y alejate o rompere tu codigo humana infeliz!

Fem fissure: Uyy que delicadito.. quieres un pañuelo para esas lagrimas? o llamo una toriel para que te mime un rato.

Fissure: Ay no solo robo mi estilo sino tambien mis dialogos!!, Te detesto! te voy a mandar con mama Coco!!!

Fem Fissure: hahahha me caes bien, lo lamento! ven deja que te abrace!

Fissure: NOOOOOOO!

-Fissure sans queda incociente en el suelo por los sentimientos positivos

[thearachive]

❝ wrapped in satin black just like my soul, ᲼ no holy ghost in me.

╌╌╌╌╌╌【 ꜱ ᴘ ᴏ ɴ ꜱ ᴏ ʀ ᴇ ᴅ 】╌╌╌╌╌╌

‹ 𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒍𝒆 ›

• ❛ IGGY KINI ❜ ; rigged for ebody reborn + juicy rolls + waifu boobs + mounds, kupra, legacy + perky, maitreya.

‹ 𝒕𝒐𝒌𝒚𝒐 𝒛𝒆𝒓𝒐 ›

• ❛ SHARP ESCAPE ❜ @moon dust x eerie ; 44 bom cut layers, unisex + mesh razor blades.

• ❛ CCXVII ❜ @shimm. ; 4 sets, lelutka + bom applier eyes.

╌╌╌╌╌╌╌ 【 ᴄ ʀ ᴇ ᴅ ɪ ᴛ ꜱ 】 ╌╌╌╌╌╌╌

ʻ 𝘨 𝘦 𝘯 𝘦 𝘵 𝘪 𝘤 𝘴

head - ceylon 3.1  @lelutka.

lashes - ‘flutter’ @void.

body - ebody : reborn @ebody reborn store.

hair - ‘erika’ @bonbon.

ʻ 𝘤 𝘰 𝘴 𝘮 𝘦 𝘵 𝘪 𝘤 𝘴

moles - ‘metronomy kit’ @veltica.

freckles - ‘simple freckle pack’ @okkbye.

ʻ 𝘢 𝘤 𝘤 𝘦 𝘴 𝘴 𝘰 𝘳 𝘪 𝘦 𝘴

tattoos - 'daruka' @dappa / e10.

cybernetics - 'RSX666 Hunt' @core&gore.

robo arm - 'infinity arms' @psycho:byts.

ʻ 𝘴 𝘦 𝘵

pose - ‘elvie’ @lyrium.

[vidya-game-fatties]

"Can I be your Vorentines?" To Haydee

Because huge robo-waifu, makes my monkey brain do it's best A10 impression, and go "brrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"

"I do not have the need or requirement to eat someone. However, I am capable of hiding you within my stomach hatch."

[eden-regained]

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate how well Valve designs women.

They're pretty without being oversexualized to the point they look like blow-up dolls.

(I was gonna make a GLaDOS joke but honestly the principle still applies. They could've gone for robo-waifu but they didn't, she looks absolutely menacing.)

[dabuerre]

btw batman beyond the episode where the guy gets a robo waifu for clout? and then tell her he wants to be with different people and also that they can be friends? which causes her to fucking end her existence?

yeah bro should have gone to prison, not get screamed at by his parents

though im not sure if those "synthoids" are sentient or not. it doesnt really matter to me because she felt sentient enough

[forochisme]

Lis no le hacía ningún daño // Lis la verdad no hacia nada malo, tal vez si llegaba a usar fisicos que se compartian en el canal de waifus o Husbandos, con la idea de pensar en que alguien le interesaria darle trama, y aun que llegue a pensar que era medio extraño que justo Lis se hiciera personajes que las demas les gustaba, yo pense "pues si nadie mas lo va a ocupar" (por que recordemos que habia un apartado de reservas), jamas hable tan mal de eso como Kefla lo hacia, y hablando de esto de hecho yo pienso que Kefla compartia "A propósito" ciertos husbandos para que Lis lo viera y quisiera hacérselos (aun que muchas veces fueron simple coincidencia) como inducirla a esto, a lo que voy es que al hacer esto, despues Kefla tenia mucho de que hablar y quejarse de que "Lis le arruino el personaje, Lis le robo el fisico, ella queria usarlo" ¿Entonces por que no lo reservo y luego compartio una imagen, o al revés? Por que hacer una ficha podria tomar unas horas, pero reservar un fisico tomaria segundos. Esa riña de kefla solo era para dejar mal a Lis en el staff

Yo también roleaban con ella y era una persona agradable que evitaba a toda costa hablar o incluso involucrarse con Kefla.... Tal vez era molesto para Kefla no estar en boca de Lis para hablar de ella

[paulmccartneythethird]

you know, if this whole "aww cute robo doggy!" thing actually works out and makes people wanna pet the war machine, i bet we'll get like actual fucking GUNNM style killer waifus real soon. "noooo she's just a cute robo girl" "yeah, she has SMGs for arms."

For future reference

[ichico98]