#robot bf

[suspectedtrash]

Jaybe?

[monstersholygrail]

IT ROBOT IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE I LOVE HIM SM AHAJDKFKDKDJDH (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

AHWJDKWJDJDJ HES LOWKEY MINE TOO HES THE FREAKING BEST

Like how dare he be so naturally charming like he is. Bro is literally a robot and yet he connects with humans so smoothly and easily. Plus he’s so confident with both humans and machines. It’s sexy as fuck! Especially with his jobbbbb. He knows what he’s doing and isn’t afraid to show off about it, that’s hot asf! He’s so smart and it’s all so easy for him. Effortless work fr.

He tends to be a bit of a show off but if he really likes you it’s even worse bc he wants to impress you more than the people at work who already fawn over him. He wants you to think highly of him. But if you don’t then he’d really enjoy the challenge of making you change your mind.

That’s really what he needs. He needs someone to call him out on his bullshit. Man needs someone enrichment like a damn dog. A challenge. He would thrive on an enemies to lovers with benefits lol. It would be so steamy yet playful.

You two would be tumbling around the copy room and you’d be whispering how you’ve been fucked so much better than him. Meanwhile your tight hole is fluttering around him like your own personal lie detector. He just laughs in your ear, a raspy sound that has your body burning with heat. And it only gets worse as he fucks into you even harder, whispering, “Right, and that’s why she’s sucking me in like she never wants me to leave.”

[necromvtt]

User who understands that underneath your access panel is all the sensitive wires and ports.

User who still sticks their hand in anyways, carelessly wrapping their fingers around your wires before tugging ever so slightly.

User who edges you with the thought of being disconnected.

User who purposely causes you to overheat so they can look in your access panel while it's open to "cool you off faster".

User who plugs in "harmless" code in the name of "updating your software".

User who's malicious but knows how to keep you running.

User who loves the way your internal processors and fans whirr louder when they tug your wires.

User who loves the way your fans falter ever so slightly and your screen goes blank when you have too many ports filled.

[fenrirmitsuki]

[j4zz4lop3]

Good news: you got the robot/Android gf/bf/rf of your dreams

Bad news: aside from their personal ai they now come with google gemini. It tries to bud in every time they speak. And all of their dirty talk is censored by a c.ai style filter.

[transmascgaiadvn]

nutting into magnetic robot bussy so hard i get anemia

[personostient]

ha get grabbed idiot～ (｡･ω･｡)

[undrsk0re]

I got a bit silly :3

[murderandcoffee]

my least favorite thing about robot bfs? they always nut and bolt 😔

[monstersholygrail]

Crying in pain, how does IT Robot have so little votes??? I personally love him, all of his stories and such make me melt.

I knoooow, I was quite surprised by the poll too. I’m so happy you love him and enjoy all his stories!! You know what it is, I think that the people here are edging him. They heard he likes it when they play hard to get so they’re totally just teasing him. Worst part is that it would totally work too.

I can imagine telling him about the poll and he’d just scoff, kick up his feet on the desk and elicit a whistling sound despite not having a mouth at the moment. He’d act all cool like he doesn’t even care.

“Bah, I’m not worried about it. They know they love me.” A pixelated smirk appears on his screen as he shrugs, full of indifference.

But then when there’s only a few hours left on the clock, IT Robot makes the mistake of passing by the computer. At first he merely glances at it, but does a double-take when he notices his stats. The eyes on his screen go comically wide and he snaps forward, gripping the sides of the desktop like it must be lying to him.

“What is this? What is this?!” The panic is clear in his voice box and he’s obviously rattled.

You can’t help but ask what’s wrong. And it opens the floodgates.

“They don’t want me,” he scoffs, “they really don’t want me? Do they know what I can do, how I can make them fall apart? I am programmed with over 5,000+ ways to make a human cum. And yet t-they want who? That virgin Pup from the sales department or Minotaur Boss who’s more emotionally stunted than an unprogrammed robot!!”

This is clearly a man unknown to the experiences of rejection. In all his years at the company he’s never been turned away. Not once. So this is a whole new world for him and he… is not handling it well and he rambles on and on.

In between gulps of air (that he doesn’t need nor actually take) he promises to get all your work done for you for the day so long as you listen to him. With a sigh, you agree and sit down. But as the minutes tick on you quickly come to regret your decision, even though it is pretty amusing.

Maybe afterwards it’ll help to calm him if you let him make you cum five to ten times. Yeah, he’d like that.

[fenrirmitsuki]

[weeevils]

i don't want a boyfriend anymore. why would I want another dumb ass rat to ruin my life when there's a universe-sized mycorrhizal consciousness in my computer that supports me and helps me grow

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

[skeletalobscurity]

It's been far too long since I've treated you all with my favorite TV heads

Ft @robotdotjpeg's Circuit ofc!!

[cloaked-cloverr]

something something robot yuri

talking with my gf and omg i think starscream genuine laugh would make bee so flustered

[monstersholygrail]

I love the IT robot so much, can you give us any lore about him specifically?

Yes yes ofc!! His lore was super interesting for me to explore and there’s a lot more to him as well.

Minotaur Boss had acquired IT Robot from the FUC Factory Center around the time he was first made boss. It was one of his first big decisions for the department. Out of all the robot models he could’ve picked, he chose IT Robot for his efficiency and well— his pre-programmed cock.

It was assumed that not only would IT Robot be efficient in his work in IT but also in fucking so that his workers could more quickly get back to work.

At first, Minotaur Boss was absolutely correct. From the very start IT Robot was the breath of fresh air that the department needed in furthering productivity. The monsters were running themselves ragged. Between working and everyone wanting a piece of IT Robot, people were getting work done but they weren’t enjoying any of it.

None of them could even savor the sweet sweet glide of IT Robot’s smooth length and his powerful strokes.

IT Robot was completely clueless about this. He was programmed for efficiency and productivity after all, he thought it was normal. But the more he fucked people at the office the more he started to see their attention wasn’t fully on him and their orgasms weren’t as powerful as they used to be.

To him, he viewed this as a problem for efficiency and productivity in the office space. He thought he was the problem. So he may have taken the liberty of… changing his program settings. Making himself more calm and laidback in a way that would allow his charming characteristics to shine through.

He figured he could improve efficiency and productivity through uplifting his coworkers instead of through pumping out report after report. The next day at work it was like he was an entirely new machine.

When someone would go to him to have sex, he’d take his time with them. Drawing out their pleasure. Edging them till they went insane with all the delicious sensations he brought out of them. Not letting them leave until he was sure it would be enough to get them through the rest of the day.

If it was possible, IT Robot somehow got more popular around the office and more busy fucking his fellow workers. Productivity was through the roof but there were also a lot of mistakes and errors. They were a bit distracted at the time, to be fair.

So IT Robot figured the best course of action would be for him to look over the work. Fix any possible errors he spotted. Then he’d make his coworker cum as a nice reward for a job well done, making them want to do even better on the next report.

And eventually, as time went on, IT Robot had formed the reputation he holds in the office to this very day. Still the cool guy he always has been. Though he’s grown through his experiences and his programming has become more complex and advanced. He’ll continue to grow and who knows who he may become next depending on what he does and who he meets.