Warped | Pt. II
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Characters: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x Black!Reader x Mickey "Fanboy" Garcia
Summary: You're in the middle of what's possibly a CO2 fueled hallucination, and you're curious to see how long this lasts before you just kick the bucket.
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 2.4K
a/n: My first attempt at a throuple with two different relationship dynamics. Kind of excited to see where this goes.
Part I | Masterlist | ꩜The Warped Mixtape ꩜
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You woke up in the passenger seat of a pickup truck, leaning your heavy head against the cool window. A power ballad you vaguely remember hearing in passing crooned softly through the radio speakers. The driver drummed on the steering wheel and you couldn't help but notice the way he hummed slightly off key.
The downtown storefronts passed by in a slow neon and beige blur, so you shut your eyes to keep yourself from puking.
“Hey! Look who decided to wake up!”
You groaned, taking a deep breath, “Sssshit.”
You sat up in your seat, briefly glancing over to find the blonde man from the hotel regarding you with a raised brow.
“Can’t handle the heat, huh?” He shook his head, “You’re lucky I’ve got these arms of steel and fast reflexes or you would’ve hit the ground like a bag of rocks.”
He took the opportunity to flex his left arm that draped lazily over the steering wheel. It was nice to know the thrumming pang in your head wasn’t from a concussion. You instinctively reached for your phone in your pocket, only to find your car keys.
“Ugh, where’s my phone?” You mumbled, searching your other pocket and coming up short.
You could feel him burning a hole into the side of your face every time he took his eyes off the road to look at you.
“Oh my god, what?”
“You keep babbling about bizarro shit, y’know. And a ‘thank you’ would’ve been kinda nice.” He rolled his eyes and turned the radio up louder, making your head pound even more.
“Thank you,” you said, rubbing your temples, “for making sure I don’t crack my head open on the floor of your hotel. Because we both know you can’t afford the lawsuit.”
He snorted good naturedly, which wasn’t the reaction you expected. But you were just glad he gave you the grace to be a bit of a bitch while you tried to get your wits together.
“Sorry, um…”
“Jake.” He finished for you.
“Sorry, Jake.” You apologized, “I’m just…it’s been a long day. I’m not trying to be a monster.”
“You sure?”
It was your turn to snort. The car’s AC wasn’t super strong, but it did feel significantly cooler than it did in the hotel. You hovered your hand over the fan and goosebumps raised along your forearms.
“Ginny thought it’d be a good idea to take you on a drive in the cool air. AC’s busted in the staff room, so this was the only option. …Why’d you faint, anyway?” He asked. Less out of obvious concern and more out of abrasive curiosity.
You shrugged, but kept your eyes trained on the road. “Too much to drink last night, I guess. I’m probably just dehydrated and hungover, or something.”
He drummed his fingers on the wheel and tsked, “You girls never know how to handle your alcohol. You’ll go into another town for vacation, split a bottle of Johnny Walker. Next thing you know you’re practicing your mechanical bull techniques on the bartender-slash-front desk guy.”
There was silence between you, save Steven Tyler’s soaring falsetto crackling through the speakers.
“So you fuck the hotel guests.”
“Not all the guests,” he glanced at you and tried to hide his growing smirk, “just the hot ones.”
If vapes existed, you're sure he would've taken a hit of it now for emphasis. In lieu of a response, you watched the passing town outside of your window.
What was the last thing you remembered before blacking out?
It’s 1989.
It couldn’t have been. Yeah, there were a bunch of old cars around. And people were speaking differently. And you can’t find your cell phone anywhere, and this town seems to pray at the altar of Ronald Reagan. Maybe you’re being kidnapped and brainwashed. Maybe you’re suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning and this is your vivid dream as death approaches.
That’s it. You were dreaming. Who cares if the sun beating down on you through the window felt all too real, and you could feel the vibrations of the radio through your skin? It was all fake. A complex hallucination.
“Alright. C’mon, Olive Oyl.” The engine cut and you realized you’d pulled to a stop in front of a small pharmacy.
“Olive Oil?”
“Always fainting? Needs a big, strong man to help her. Olive Oyl! You know.” He climbed out of his car before you had time to tell him his nickname sucked, and he needed to workshop a new one. You watched him round the front of the car and bang on the hood with his knuckle, “Chop, chop! Let’s fuckin’ go, Princess. Hurry up.”
You felt your eye twitch. But you reluctantly complied, pushing the door open to climb out of the truck. He didn’t even wait for you to fully exit the car before he strode into the store and shut the door behind him.
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The inside was freakishly clean and bright white. Fluorescent lights buzzed overhead, casting a weird glow over everything in the store. If they were trying to mirror the unnerving feeling of walking into a doctor’s office, they nailed it. Or your dreams were very good at hyperrealism. If you were still buying that delusion, anyway. Your eyes scanned the shelves and you were faced with some products you’d never be able to pronounce. You wondered why you were even here to begin with. You probably should’ve asked before you got out of the car.
“I don’t have time for this shit, Mick.” You heard Jake groan at the other end of the store.
You heard laughter and someone drumming on a countertop, “C’mon, bro. Loosen the stick up your ass sometime.”
In the brief time that you’d known Jake, you’d hardly classify him as the anal retentive type. Then again, he could've easily been putting up a front.
“I’m just here for the prescriptions. That’s it.”
"Don't tell me you're still upset about that girl--"
"AH AH!" Jake clapped, cutting the other guy off, "Prescriptions. Ixnay on the girl...thing."
There was a brief pause in the conversation as his friend opened some drawers and shuffled some objects around out of view. You peeked from behind a shelf to see Jake shifting uncomfortably from foot to foot. Admittedly, it tickled you to see someone manage to break down his bravado. And with such little effort. As if sensing your questioning stare, he stopped shifting and turned to wink at you.
"Liking the view?"
"There's not much of a view to look at." You strolled to meet him at the counter.
"It's fine," he shrugged, leaning over with his elbows resting on the spotless linoleum countertop, "I'll be here when you stop living in denial."
Hearing you approach, Jake's friend popped up from behind a shelf and shot you a wide smile.
"Well that's a new face. What's up?" He tossed a white paper bag of pill bottles at Jake and extended a hand to you, "I'm Mickey."
You introduced yourself and shook his hand, "Nice to meet you. I like your shirt." You nodded at the intricately designed band tee peeking out from behind his lab coat and his eyes lit up.
"You like Mötley Crüe?"
"Aaand now we're leaving." Jake said grabbing you by the shoulders and guiding you away from the counter.
But Mickey hopped over the counter and fell into step beside you. "No offense, but you don't really look like the type."
"I don't like them. I do take offense. And you don't look like the type, either."
He chuckled and ran his fingers through his hair. Because of course he did. Now you understood how Mickey and Jake were friends.
"Touche."
Jake pretended to gag behind you, and released your shoulders to push the front door open. You were immediately smacked in the face with the desert heat. And when you swayed on your feet, you immediately reached out to grab someone's arm.
"Whoa, whoa, hey." Jake wrapped a strong arm around your waist and Mickey held onto your hand as the world seemed to spin around you.
You heard the echos of Justin Timberlake's SexyBack in the distance, and you furrowed your brows in confusion.
"What the hell?" You slurred.
"What?" "We didn't say anything." The boys said. You didn't even notice them carrying you back into the pharmacy until you were seated on a plush chair behind the counter.
You took slow breaths, resting your elbows on your knees as the music seemed to fade out of your consciousness.
"You guys don't hear that?"
They said nothing, but you strained to hear the last of the bass as it seemed to disappear entirely. You were thoroughly confused, you felt drunk, and you wanted to lie down. You were sure you looked insane to them. Mickey passed you a tiny dixie cup of water and you gave him a small smile in thanks.
"So..." Jake knocked on the counter and leaned on it in front of you, "What were you saying you heard?"
A deep sigh rushed out of you, "You're just gonna laugh at me."
Mickey snorted, "Maybe."
"I might. No promises."
"Then why the fuck would I tell you?" You whined, frustrated with the circumstances over the last 24 hours. You just wanted to go home. Fuck the desert.
They exchanged glances with one another and Jake nodded.
"Go ahead, crazy girl."
Mickey punched him, "Stop before she stabs you."
"I'm not going to stab anyone, and I'm not crazy...I don't think."
"You sound crazy to me." Jake grumbled.
You ignored their antics and weighed the options before sighing again.
"I'm from 2022. Well...technically 2023. I don't know anymore. One of them. It's supposed to be 2023 now. I drove here from another town trying to meet my friends. I stopped just to sleep, I woke up, and everyone's saying it's 1989. I'm--hallucinating. Clearly. Because I called my mom at the hotel, and my grandmother answered. But that's impossible, because my grandma died when I was a kid. And I know it was her, because she called my mom by her first name. But my mom was a teenager. And I can't find my fucking cell phone and my car isn't my car. All I have is this goddamn pager I don't even know how to use." You pulled it out of your pocket and flung it across the counter.
"I don't even understand what the hell is going on. And it's hot. And I'm tired. And I'm hearing Justin Timberlake in the middle of the desert. And I'm not even going to explain who that is, because I know you people won't know who he is for another 10 years. Or at least you'll pretend you don't know. Because apparently everyone here is in a goddamn cult, and I'm your latest victim. And at this point it's only been less than 24 hours but if this is your method of psychological torture, I'd rather you just take me out into the middle of nowhere and shoot me."
After you finally finished, the only other sound filling the silence was the 50's pop standard wafting through the speakers of the shop.
Jake semi-gently grabbed your chin and tilted your head up to look at him. His grip was stronger than you were used to, and you were not accustomed to random men touching your face. He raised his brows at you like someone talking to a child.
"Are you done now?"
You raised your brow at him and the way he seemed to try and condescend to you. The way he gripped your cheeks in his one hand was overly familiar, considering you only knew him for one day. You had mixed feelings about it. You pushed his hand away.
"Don't touch my face, I don't know where your nasty hands have been."
"You're hysterical," he said, holding back a smug grin, "Just a little desert mania, that's all."
You thought of arguing, but you knew it wasn't going to prove anything. Talking to him was useless. But you could see Mickey peering at you curiously out of the corner of your eye, so you directed your attention to him.
"Go ahead, ask me anything. You look like you might believe me."
Jake tossed his hands in the air and turned his back to the both of you, "I can't fucking believe this."
"Well, I mean..." Mickey's eyes shifted between the two of you. He shoved his hands in the pockets of his jeans and leaned back against the counter, "If you're from the future--which would be fucking crazy--who's going to be our next president?"
You thought about it for a second. "It's Reagan now? George H.W. Bush is about to get sworn in right? And then after that, Bill Clinton, because George H.W. Bush is only getting one term. And then Bill will get two. Then George's son George W. Bush will get two terms--"
"She could just be making this up." Jake mumbled into his hand.
You rolled your eyes and huffed, crossing your arms. "Fine, ask me about something that'll happen later this year, if you think I'm lying."
He thought about it a little harder, but then Jake swiveled around and perked up.
"Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?"
You shuffled through your internal rolodex of meaningless sports shit your parents instilled in you. Any other time you wouldn't remember jack shit, but there was something specific about '89 that your dad was always raving about.
"Who's playing?" You asked, rolling the answer around in your head.
He laughed, "You don't know?"
"Just answer the question." You responded, cutting your eyes at him.
"The Bengals and the 49ers."
Oh!
"The 49ers are going to win," you said, tiredly, "Um...I know there will be a tie at half-time. And the score will be like, I don't know, 15-20 or 16-20. Or something."
Mickey raised his brows at you and then looked over at his friend, "Are you going to bet on this?"
Jake looked you over and worked his jaw in deep contemplation, "I'll bite, Crazy Girl. If you're right, I'll believe you. If you're wrong, I'm getting my money back from you and tossing you into the outskirts."
Oh wow, because that was the thing you cared most about. You slumped back in the chair, completely over being interrogated. Mickey sat on the arm beside you, gently nudging you with his elbow.
"If you're really from the future...do we have flying cars in 2023?"
"No."
He frowned, and you immediately wanted to fix it. It didn't look right on him. You nudged him back.
"But you can carry a whole library of music in your pocket on a portable device. And it's touchscreen."
He grinned at you and you felt your cheeks warm up, despite everything. At least someone was being nice to you.
"Sweet!" He said.
"Alright," Jake clapped once and pushed himself off the counter, "enough with the bullshit. I came for the drugs, now I gotta head back." He looked down at you and pursed his lips, "Can you walk, or do I gotta carry you?"
The thought of his hands on you made your eye twitch, so you pushed yourself up and spun around to show that you were alright.
"Great, get your ass moving," he said, pushing the counter door open so you could pass, "Because I wasn't gonna carry you."
"I wasn't gonna carry you." You mocked in a low voice with a slight southern twang as you passed him.
"Real mature."
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