#roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog

[ask-zestial]

*appears in his home one night at random drinking a glass of HIS wine in one of his chair*

You and I need to talk....

I've given you your space and independence allowing you to play your new persona away from my shadow as it were but I believe after recent events as of late a "discussion" is needed...

SIT *in an tone like a parent about to chastise a naughty child*

(Mod: Didn't know the best way to start this one so apologies if it's a little bad 🤷‍♂️)

(It's okay lol) Zestial just stared at Roo. He blinked, sitting down, crossing his legs and arms. "Who art thou and what dost thou in mine house?" Zestial asked.

(TRANSLATION: Who are you and what are you doing in my home?)

[theultimatebadboy]

(Surprise attack😀)

Hey luci guess who's back in town~

Did yay miss me~?

Hehe~

"Hey," Lucifer gave a small pat of his hand on her wrist in some returned gesture of greeting before politely untangling himself from her grasp, "Let me get a look at you, how- uh- how've you been, Sweet?"

[ask-the-queen-beelzebub]

Hey bee I need a small favour that involves two things you love

Food and making adorable cutesy things

You in?

"YESSSSS!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hey mod just to help you with the lore stuff and so you dont neef to keep explaining it and incase you missed it vivziepop already confirmed Satan was talking out of his arse about being the first

Not sure if it's a real post but in case it is then yeah here you go either way :)

Yes, someone shared that with me yesterday - it is real, I checked! Regardless, it was a good opportunity for me to clarify that this blog's canon is based off what was known when I made it, and I won't be modifying it to adhere to lore that is revealed going forward, unless it fits in seamlessly with what I've already established.

Thanks for making sure I saw this!

[gvmmysharks]

*faint wasps of smoke start pooling around the room*

Oh little fishy do you remember are little chat before about behaving~?

I hope you do because I need information about one of my little pets~

It seems he's been doing things behind my back and I want to know WHAT~

*room somewhat gets colder as if her sheer annoyance is affecting the room*

So tell me WHAT IS ALASTOR UP TO~?

Don't lie to me as well little fishy because i WILL know and I wouldn't want to PUNISH you~

as smoke spills through the cracks in their office door, they panic instantly. it felt cold, sending a shiver up their spine, and yet it hadn’t accrued to them that their logic made no sense. fire is the first thought that came to their brain, causing a reactive zap into one of their many computer monitors before they finally processed what exactly was happening. “o-oh, roo,” they say a bit un-nerved as their form projects through the screen. they feel far more comfortable in the surrounding digital space, feeling like the glass is in-between them and the terrifying woman. like a caged animal behind glass. even so, they still sweat with nervousness. head-tails wrapping around their arms for comfort as they compress their own arms in anxiety.

“um, uh, alastor?” they ask back, wondering why everyone is always so obsessed with the man. like he was god or something. the mention of him being a pet, however, settled something in their mind. “as uh, as far as i know he’s helping the princess of hell run a redemption hotel.”

[gvmmysharks]

they find her answer fascinating, even looking up from their phone to take a better look at the woman who calls herself sun. “makes sense why you call yourself the root of evil. you remind me of my ex fiancé.” the two statements have nothing to do with one another, but stated in succession make it sound as such as they type on their phone. it takes a solid minute form them to realize their error and let out an awkward laugh. “sorry i didn’t me that- i wasn’t being mean i just- you remind me of her and- you’re really pretty and- and i didn’t mean-“ they start to blabber.

is it rude of me to say i’ve never heard of yon before? ^^’ my boss told me to fuck off when i asked him . . . *ahem,* like are you an overlord or like, a hell born? clearly you’re not an imp . . . just wondering, no disrespect intended. you are very pretty-

𓆉 𓆝 𓆟 𓇼˖ * ⠀⠀snapper

Haha~

You haven't heard of me~? Good~

Darling I've made it a point of pride to keep under the radar as it were~

I'm not like those brash and loud overlords you see~,I do my best work from the shadows~

As for what I am well~, you could say I am a sin~

THEE sin, the original sin that started it all right from that little apple all the way back in eden~

[emily-the-seraphim]

Seraph runs a hand through his hair and coughs. "Lady Emily... Would you like to go on a date.... With me?" He blushes nervously.

Emily blushed. "A-a date?" *she's too flustered to reply at the moment*

@angel-abel @roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog

[queensaskblog]

Hey lilith what's are your thoughts about Eve?

To my knowledge she's never done anything directly to you that could merit you hating her but at the same time I can't imagine you took it well when heaven essentially made her to be your replacement back in eden even if it meant not having to deal with adam.

So is she just a bad reminder of eden and all that happened there or is she kinda like a pseudo sister to you since you both had to deal with Adams shit?

*crosses arms*

She’d changed…

@roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog

[sproutseedly589]

@roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog

WHY DO YOU LIKE ME-

And @underworld-executioners STOP BOOPING ME-

[theultimatebadboy]

💥 sorry hun but im gonna say it, your daughter unbearable naive in some areas and needs to actually start acting like a princess and not let people walk all over her

Send 💥 + a topic for my muse to start an argument with yours

"Acting like a princess huh? What other princesses does she have to base her behaviour on, name another princess of all of Hell? What kind of father would I be if I bent and shaped her into something that wasn't herself? To me that sounds hauntingly familiar to what went wrong up stairs.

"My Charlie doesn't have to rule with a heavy hand, she's perfect just how she is. I can't go around trampling on her dreams and she will learn in time that she needs to make sure people tremble at the thought of even standing in her presence let alone walking all over her. I appreciate you're trying to help, but Charlie's got this. I believe in her and will help her every step of the way as she needs."

[roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog]

(No problem i get it😅)

*finally finishes and notices bee*

...fuck i may not miss that arsehole Adam when we there....but I do miss eden...things were so simple back then

It was beautiful...

*she's feeling very melancholy*

*roos feeling a little nostalgic and is currently singing in ancient Adamic in soft voice*

https://youtu.be/d1baakkW7Dg?feature=shared

(Best song I could find about eden that sort off fit and adamic is supposedly the language adam and eve spoke in the garden in)

(AS someones who is too lazy to watch something, lets just pretend I was it)

*Bee was listening.*

[v-vox-v]

(Hey don't worry about the ask I know tumblr can have a hissey fit at times)

vox honey just a little heads up luci knows what Valentino did to Charlie when she went to his studio to get angel dust~

If you don't know what I mean check your video footage~

I suggest you and that doll girl of yours run for cover things aren't going to be pretty and I'd hate for you to be collateral honey~

“What the hell are you talking about? Val’s never mentioned speaking to the princess, and who the fuck are you?”

(IT FINALLY POSTED!!!)

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

So how have you been luci~?

I see your getting remarried huh~

Now ain't that quaint and look at the motley crew your surrounding yourself with these days~

A cannibal,a walking tv,a drunk gambler, a gay spider, a tiny mad cyclops great job by the way little one Adam had it coming, a pyromaniac and a former angel hehehe I guess birds of a feather DO flock together afterall~

You always did have a habit of picking up strays didn't you luci~?

Then there's your lovely lovely daughter hmmmmm haven't seen her since she was a baby and you lilith paraded her around hell~

"What?! You can't... you can't be here. It's impossible."

[emily-the-seraphim]

Hello dear Winners!

I am Emily, here are the rules!:

NO SEXUAL THEMES, EMILY IS A CUTIE WHO DON'T NEED THAT, OR I WILL TELL LUTE OR ADAM. You are allowed to touch or boop her though.

If you want to roleplay, dm me!

Rosie: @askyourauntierosie Alastor: @voxtechsmells @xxsmilingdeerxx Vox: @voxtechsmellsgreatactually @ask-vox-anythin Beelzebub: @ask-the-queen-beelzebub Angel Dust: @ask-angel-dust-w Husk: @ask-husker @husk-says-no Lucifer(s): @lucithekingofhell @mischievously-royalty (you oh so rudely changed you name) @lucitheduckmaster Velvette: @queen-of-vees Lute: @lutethelieutenant @danger-tits-lute @angelofwrath2 Sera: @sera-seraphim-angel Zestial: @ask-zestial (WE HAVE A ZESTY MAN BLOG!!!) Adam: @fatass-adam (The Bee blog told me about you lol) @adamforthewin Abel: @fatass-adams-fatass-son @angel-abel Orian and Nyx: @oppositetwinmorningstars (*fairy dust sounds*) Roo: @roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog Nifty: @nifftyyyyy Charlie: @certified-autistic Raven: @ravennightoftheradio Itzay: @itzay0910 Vira: @vira902317

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Oh luci i thought I'd give you far warning i got bored~

You know what happens when I get bored~

I get CREATIVE~

So i made these "little" fellows out in the wastes~

Well i wouldn't call them little per say but still~

Enjoy~

PS: they multiply fast so good luck getting rid of them all~!

"Okay, yeah, that's literally not possible. You have no power here."

[roo-root-of-evil-rp-blog]

I know right!?

The guy was just having a hissy fit that the bible was becoming accurate~

Like what's the point of slaying my enemies if i can't use there skull as a shoulder guard!?

I was even working a great little cuirass when he made the announcement

Satan appreciate the aesthetic *pouts*

Yass queen slay

Spill their blood

Turn their bones into accessories

Aaaah it's always nice to seem someone who recognise my greatness~

Alas I'm more focused on making sure abel FINALLY gets a girlfriend than I am flaying and spilling the blood of my enemies.

Urgh but I wish could do the whole accessory thing but SOMEONE banned that sort of thing a few centuries because they didn't like how much it made hell biblically accurate

Honestly i don't see why hell can't be a bit more like the bible version, fires of damnation, brimstone and lots of pitchforks~

But NOOOO someone had to spoil all the fun and make hell "civilised" bleh

@mischievously-royalty