#ror in the nutshell

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RoR Incorrect quotes#196 It's mx steal yo girl!~

You among the fighters talking about their most impressive stolen items they took...

Zeus: So Mortal, What did you bring in?

Y/n*Smilling and grabs a control remote to turn on your projector screen to show...You are on a romantic date with Persephone who is having a good time* I stole Hades' Wife~

Hades*In shock looks at the pictures*...

Y/n: We went on a date, We had a magical time!~We kissed we had candyflos~...I've stolen her heart~ *Sees Zeus laughing his heart out* You find that amusing Zeus?

Zeus: I think thats fantastic!-

Y/n: You what else is fantastic?~I also took your wife~*Show the next shot of you and hear having a date and being lovey dovey*

Zeus*Smile drops as he sees Hera having the time of her life*

Y/n*Smirks and looks at Odin*Are you laughing Odin?

Odin: No, I dont laugh

Y/n*Nods and shows the next slide*oH, oKAY -Well it's probably good you weren't laughing cuz I also took your wife!*Shows Pictures of her and Freya on ANOTHER date*

Odin:...

Shiva*In shock with a smile completely dumfounded*

Y/n: You find that amusing Shiva?

Shiva: WHAT THE FUCK?-

Y/n*Smiles showing Shiva you on a date with his Wive's you being cuddled by them and getting kisses from all three*I also took your wives

Shiva*COMPLETLY losing it*-WHAT!?

Y/n: We hung out outside a Royal Oak Pak n Save~

Shiva*Wheezing and shaking his head smiling, holding his two arms up* I KNOW THE ONE, I TAKE THEM THERE TOO!~

Y/n*Looks now at the human side*Raiden, Took me a while to track your girl but I found her!~

The next screenshot...shows an inflatable sex toy woman, you behind her hugging her

Y/n*Looks at Adam*Dadam, I respect you too much

Adam*Smirking and holding his fist towards you*Thanks kiddo

Y/n*Fist bumps him back with a smirk*

[shark-gutzz]

Hello I saw a post about the RoR Fandom post, and one part of it mentioned Mina and that I could know more information from you. Can I know some about Mina?

Haiii Alr straight to the point cause I ain’t gonna waste your time on me yapping but, this is the post where @amphitriteswife and me exposed her for the dirty whore that she is

In a nutshell: a 30yr who acts 12, made being into anime and being kawaii to the point where it offends the japanse her whole persona. She started off as a writer on Tumblr in the ror fandom, from there gained popularity somehow despite her shit writing (the cringe was so real.) and started sm I like to call “a Mina fandom” and basically manipulated everyone who she called a “friend” as if this platform was a high school.

she spread lies,groomed,sexted in public, interacted with minors despite her sexual content (and her sexual behavior u can see all that shit in the post I linked, she was sick), used depression as a trump card to have people treat her like a baby baby who can’t even walk or shit on her own and more.

basically, she’s a bitch:)

Also I don’t see why people link her with ror so much?? She started there sure but Corona was world wide but started in China but China Dosent get name dropped 24/7? this bitch was world wide too! her legs especially where world wide open to the world! as she’s stated in her blog multiple times in public infront of minors🤷🏻‍♀️

[kindheartedgummybears]

I GOT BORED! SOOOOOOO

RoR HOGWARTS HOUSES!!!! :D

BTW!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!! PLEASE! BE CAREFUL!!!

Ahem i well now start :)

(warning this well be long TT_TT also i am going to be trying to talk all fancy so uh... please don't judge me :') )

starting off with our story's protagonist:

Jennifer.

with the research i have done i will assign Jennifer as a Hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play. idk bout you guys but that fits Jenny :) (yes i am calling her Jenny shut up TT_TT)

next on this list will be the main antagonist: (!!!THIS IS WHEN THE SPOILER WARNING PART COMES IN PLAY!!!)

Wendy.

with the research i have done i well assign Wendy as a Slytherpuff.

"What does it mean to be a Slytherpuff? Well, looking at the Pottermore descriptions of both Houses, it could mean that you are cunning, resourceful, and ambitious while at the same time being patient, loyal, and fair." take that as you will :) (yes i stole that off google TT~TT) ALSO!!! for this interpretation of a Slytherpuff it is as follows: the Slytherin side of this is the leadership and two-faced properties of a Slytherin. and for the Hufflepuff side it is the dedication, patience, and loyalty :) (although does the patience part fit Wendy? idk TT_TT)

next well be one of my favorite characters! and that being:

Margaret (Meg)

with my research i well rightfully assign Meg as a Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge, curiosity, creativity and wit. Meg is both intelligent and creative :) also it just fits! i mean you can not tell me she wouldn't rock those colors😤

next is one of the more popular characters i mean everyone loves her! you can probably guess who is next :D the one the onlllly!!!

Diana.

do i even need to explain hers!? i mean you guys prob have already guessed her house! it is quite obvious XD i assign her house aaaas drum roll pleaaaase this is going on for way to long please just tell us her hoooouse!!!!

Slytherin :) Slytherin House values ambition, leadership, self-preservation, cunning and resourcefulness. that is just Diana in a nutshell!!! right?!?! am i wrong??!!? ALSO!!! Slytherin does not equal bad guy!! although in this case the person IS a bad guy but still!!!

anyways. i stayed on her for way to long i would like to apologize for that😭😭😭

ok next we have the more underrated characters and by that i mean the characters we know nothing about so most of this WILL be based off headcanons and just the vibes i get from the characters :D so uh.. please take these with a grain of salt :)

OK! so next we have the boys! :D

Xavier and Nickolas! (i hope i spelt their names right TT_TT)

i assign their house as!

Gryffindor. IT JUST MAKES SENCE!! it just makes sense.

next is that annoying ass boss that nobody likes the nurse herself :D

Clara.

with my research and personal headcanons i assign her as a Hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play. i mean she just gives me that vibe :)

ok next is that stupid piece of Garbage ThAt doESNT KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE F UP AND IS JUST SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING- Ahem... i may have uh.. lost my cool for a moment there um... anyways :D

next is:

Olivia. (i once again hope i spelt her name right)

she gives me Slytherin vibes ಠ_ಠ that's it...

and sadly that is all... for now ;)

but no for real i sadly had to skip the other characters (Eleanor/Amanda/Susan/Thomas) cuz there was either not enough info on the characters or they just didn't fit into any of the houses or they just didn't give me a house vibe😔 i am disappointed in the fact that i wasn't able to assign all the characters houses but i am happy i was able to assign MOST of the characters so uh.. thank you for reading :D if you think i got any wrong or just have a different idea of what house they'd go into please say :D i would love to hear it :) um anyways have a nice day/night/evening :)

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[thrashermaxey]

Frozen Tools Forensics: Jaden Schwartz

  One of the busier teams this summer, the St. Louis Blues are all in on an attempt to be Stanley Cup Champions in 2018-19. A team boasting depth, you’ll find the likes of Alexander Steen on the third line and Jay Bouwmeester as a third pairing defenseman potentially. This team has no excuse to not be one of the better performing franchises. Much of the discussion about them will revolve around the addition of shiny new toys in Ryan O’Reilly (ROR), St. Louis native Patrick Maroon, and the return of David Perron once again. Yes, the players who’ve been there will come up as well, surely sniper extraordinaire Vladimir Tarasenko, and physical Brayden Schenn. The funny thing is that this team’s arguably best player is oft in the shadows, with injuries having much to do with this. Jaden Schwartz, the unheralded star of the top line, needs his recognition too. Though he’s becoming the Kris Letang of forwards, his 35 points in the first 30 games he played better have put everyone on notice to how great a player he is. If you have not drafted for your league(s) yet, this is one player with injury concern absolutely worth taking the chance on based on ADP.

    Let’s just get the ugly part out of the way first and foremost. If you select Schwartz in your draft(s) you need to have a contingency plan in place for when he inevitably goes down. 2013-14 was the last time he cracked 80 games in a campaign and although he had two 70-plus contest seasons sprinkled in since then, one has to surmise he will find himself on the IR. Regardless, last year on a bolstered St. Louis Blues squad, Schwartz took a step forward offensively on a line with Schenn and Tarasenko, amounting to a 0.95 pts/gm in 62 outings. Only tapering off statistically in the third quarter, the 52 points in the 50 games that compromise quarters one, two, and four need to have him way higher in all rankings. Now in 2018-19, this team is arguably even deeper, making for good chances of another strong outing for the Wilcox native. Yet every mock draft I partake in, I am grabbing him way down the board and laughing to myself. I also do this when selecting Kyle Palmieri late, draft him too folks. Schwartz ice time has been on the rise every year since 2015-16, with him also seeing over three minutes of power play time on average last year. There is a risk he is split from one of Tarasenko and Schenn this time around with O’Reilly now in the fold, but Schwartz can thrive regardless of deployment. Arguably on that line last season, he, not Tarasenko, was the straw that stirred the drink.

    Looking to advanced statistics, there’s lots to love about the 26-year old. Looking to the player usage chart, you have to love Schwartz’s location on the far right with his two line mates well spread from essentially the rest of the team. Starting shifts 66% of the time in the offensive zone certainly explains the location, with it translating to a 2.9 pts/60. Schwartz is impressive in possession metrics, boasting a strong 57% Corsi. In a nutshell, when his line is on the ice they are extreme puck hogs. We can talk stats all day but what I am driving at here with all this is do not let him fall to another owner in drafts. Last campaign was star production minus the injury period, whether a band-aid boy or not, that is worth a flyer in rounds 8-10 of a 12-team draft. 48 of his 59 points were at even strength, ever important that he is not reliant upon man advantage scenarios. You want premier offensive production a little later so you can get the stud goaltender and one of the elite trio of defenders earlier, this is your guy.

  Any fear of production rate falling off is nullified by his remarkably consistent 5-on-5 shooting percentage. Since 2014-15, his percentage has varied only in the range of 8.26-8.92%. If we go back to 2012-13, it only peaked above 10% once. I preach consistency in players that need to be coveted more, such as Derek Stepan, who although not the sexiest pick, make smart selections in the later rounds. I’ve said it before, I will always want a team of consistent guaranteed 50-point players over one based off high ceiling potential. Depth wins titles more so than your core you build early on.

  I’ll be honest and say that if the arrivals of ROR and Perron break up what was a terrific line last season, I’d be disappointed. Their blend of styles is seemingly hard to match especially since no line mate they give Schwartz could match Tarasenko and Schenn overall. Perron is no slouch with 50 apples last season but still not at the level of the aforementioned. Even so, before Schenn, Schwartz and the Russian sniper had the pleasure of dragging Jori Lehtera’s corpse on the ice. Even with this subpar running mate, he still puts up the points. In my opinion, Schwartz is in his own right a good enough player to drive the play even over the likes of players we consider stars.

  In closing, there are many ways one can approach drafts this year with the wealth of offensive options as we see younger and younger kids break into the league and stay put. You can confidently draft goalies and elite defenders with your first picks only to be shored up with smart picks of discounted players like Brayden Point, Yanni Gourde and Mr. Schwartz later. Invest in high powered offenses the likes of the Winnipeg Jets, Boston Bruins, and Tampa Bay Lightning, letting other owners pay the premium price on top line options while sitting back for that discounted second line player. Target the likes of Schwartz in Round 9/10 for a 12-team league. More than worth the injury potential, his ability to provide top rate offense is worth the gamble which we all need to take at least once.

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More from Frozen Tools Forensics: Duos worth draft investment 

from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-home/frozen-pool-forensics/frozen-tools-forensics-jaden-schwartz/

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#189 Special section is his room-

Beelzebub: There's a special section in hell reserved for you...

Y/n: That's good, I'd hate to wait in line

Hellboy here trying to flirt but sounding more like a threat-

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#190 Ares Junior?

Ares*Burst into his and Hermes' room without knocking*

Hermes*naked, super embarrassed and nervously looking between His Brother and his closet*Ar-Ares, I thought you went out to eat with your Heracles and Jack?

Ares: yeah, but I forgot my wallet and- wait, why are you naked?

Hermes: i-i have nothing to wear...

Ares*opening His closet* don't be stupid Brother,-ah, look, you have trousers, sweaters, oh- hi, mortal, t-shirts, dress pants-

Ares*slowly turns back to stare at a very naked You in his brother's closet* WAIT A MINUTE-...Your firstborn better be named after me

Hermes: ARES GET OUT

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#187 Stubborn vs Stubborn

Poseidon: Whenever the human gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help

sounds of glass shattering in the background

Poseidon: It hasn't worked yet, but it will...

No it wont,im stubborn af-

[luxthestrange]

RoR Memes #13

Ah yes...the special forces of Earth...the introverts...Tremble, Gods...

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#185 Done with shit

Raiden: I pull women!

Aphrodite: I pull men~

Y/n: I pull my ass out of bed every God damn day to be disrespected? I think the fuck not!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#169 Your TRUE rival

Zeus: Given the circumstances...we took measures on how to keep you under control

Y/n*With a raised brow with an eye roll *Wha-...Uh no offense man...but what can YOU do now that Earth hasn't already exposed me to in the years I have been alive on it

Zeus*Looking actually smug*Well...now that you mention it, I may have found something...

-The gods move out of their way...letting someone walk beside to show herself proudly-

Your Religious Aunt: Oh Hello Y/n!~

Y/n*Starring at your aunt then back at the gods with a snarl, discussed tone*YOU ARE HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND I HOPE THAT EVERY SECOND THAT YOU STILL HAVE LEFT OF LIFE IS FUSED WITH AN INSISTENT AGONY!?-

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#182 Aztecs & Greeks

Greek Pantheon Meeting the Aztec Pantheon(Who is neutral to both Deities and Humans), The Olympian Brothers getting interested given how many say they your pantheons share some similarities

Young!Zeus*Cackles after you explain what type of warriors there are in your land, patting your back*Hahah!

Hades*Smiles at you, thinking you're a young deity given your size and more youthful face*I love your energy, It Reminds me of when I was younger~

Aztec!Y/n*Looking blatantly at him, With a nonchalant tone...as if stating the obvious*Im older than you

The Brothers:....WHAT!?

It's more true given...Aztecs are older...then Greeks/Romans

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#7 Salami!

Y/n*After stealing the mic from Heimdall, Taps the mic and clears throat*...HEY!......SAAALAMI!.....*Monotone voice and turns to wave at Loki*Hi!.....*Turns back to the crowd*GiVe mE BaCK mY HaMSter!....OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!-

Gods:..."Wtf-"

Human Fighters:...HOW DID THEY GET OUT AGAIN-

Loki & Göll*Are on the floor laughing their asses off*