#snv raiden x reader

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#159 Trauma dumping-

Y/n: Mama/Papa didn't raise no fucking bitch, we keep going...

Raiden: No no no Mama raised a business girl-

Y/n: Mama/Papa didn't raise no one actually my mom/dad was absent-

Raiden:...oh my god-

Adam & Eve:...

[roguerambles]

Build up and Climax Part 2

Record of Ragnarok - Raiden x Male!Reader

Warnings - NSFW. 18+Only. Adult Situations 

I’m not very happy with this one, but its been sitting in my drafts for ages and Raiden deserves more love, so here is my humble offering.

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You were faster than you looked.

Raiden had never been one for games, even sexy ones – he liked to get to the hot and heavy, flesh against flesh, thighs around his hips and nails down his back, his partners screaming his name sooner rather than later. Teasing wasn’t his thing.

Still, he’d be lying if he said this little chase, you with your eyes glinting and smile wicked, your body bare to the world, wasn’t seriously getting his blood pumping. You were like one of those nymphs he’d heard of, leading him deeper into the depths of the arena with lustful promises, of him getting his hands on your gorgeous body, feeling you writhing and panting beneath him—

Fuck, he was so turned on.

You darted through a set of doors, and Raiden recognised the corridor leading to his rooms. Excitement thrummed through his body, and he practically knocked the door off its hinges as he rammed his shoulder into them, sending them flying open.

“You took your time.”

You gave him an amused grin, already lain amongst the pile of pillows and blankets on his bed, naked and ready for him, and for a second Raiden thought he might be salivating.

You were so fucking pretty, all over, and he wanted to explore every inch of you. “Well?” You asked airily, your smile sweeter than sin, your thighs parting slightly, invitingly. “What are you waiting for?”

Fuck, he was in love.

Raiden grabbed his belt, roughly pushing it down, letting it fall around his ankles before kicking it sharply aside. He felt himself spring free, a fire sparking in his belly at the way you audibly gasped as your gaze fell below his waist, the way your eyes darkened with hunger. Raiden grinned and advanced towards you, heat searing through his veins, needing to close the gap between you.

He'd never fucked a god before, and he wanted to change that now.

He leapt into the air, intent on pinning you down and ploughing you until you were hoarse from screaming his name. You flashed a coy grin, and in a sharp movement lifted your arm, your palm slamming into his chest. You twisted around, using his momentum to send him crashing onto his back – a move he could have easily out-manoeuvred, in truth, but the sight of you sliding on top of him, perched on his waist, you thighs around his waist, was the sexiest thing he’d seen in a while, so he let it slide.

He reached for you eagerly, already envisioning how good you’d look riding on top of him, when you flashed him a wicked grin. His arms suddenly stopped short, and Raiden glanced up, puzzled, only to see thin strips of rope coiling slowly around his wrists, tugging his arms over his head.

“…huh?”

He tugged, then yanked, then pulled hard, but his wrists remained bound. He looked back up at you, to your pretty, grinning face, and huffed to himself.

…he wasn’t much for games, but it seemed you were.

 -

Raiden looked good in rope.

His spectacular musculature flexed and contracted with every movement, straining against the confines of the slender knots forming around his wrists. They were enchanted enough that even a God would struggle to break free, although you were beginning to wonder if Raiden was strong enough to break free.

Raiden tilted his head, peering up at you, giving his bindings an experimental tug. He was actually pouting. “Come on, pretty boy.” He groaned miserably, his massive body slumping back on the bed. “This isn’t exactly what I had in mind…”

You grinned slightly, lightly trailing your fingertips along the thick, powerful muscle of his thigh. Raiden groaned, his thighs parting, his cock springing eagerly to attention—sweet fucking Eros—

You forced your gaze upwards, meeting Raiden’s eyes with a coy, seductive smile. “Oh?” You caressed his thigh firmly, your gut tightening as Raiden groaned happily, his body arching eagerly into your touch. “And what did you have in mind?”

“Untie me and I’ll show you.”

You pretended to think about it, your fingers dancing across his thigh and coiling around his length, stroking slowly up and down. Raiden hissed, his chest heaving as he thrust his hips upwards. “I don’t know…I think I like you as is.”

“Ooh…ooh…fuck, come on, pretty boy, at least use your mouth or something—”

Your fingers danced over his length quick and clever, and Raiden cursed and bucked his hips, hissing through gritted teeth, his eyes darkening with desire as he grinned ferally up at you.

You smiled innocently. “Say please.”

“I fucking love you—”

“You’re sweet.” You slowly stroked across his leaking tip – Raiden whined, his thighs quivering. “Now say please.”

“Please, please, please let me fuck you—”

“Well, that was fast.” You quirked an eyebrow at him. “You gave up that easy?”

“I know what I want.” Raiden was practically vibrating, the muscles of his arms bulging and straining against his bindings.

“And what…” You leaned over him, letting your body rub softly against his, your lips against his jaw. “…do you want?”

Crack—

The posts snapped, wood splintering, but you didn’t care. Raiden’s hands closed around your waist, his grin practically feral as he yanked your hips down, his length sliding between your thighs—

Heat seared through you, so fierce and hard you cried out, your head snapping backwards as pure sensation flooded your senses in a haze of sweet red. Below you, Raiden groaned and growled, his hips rolling and bucking, sliding deeper and deeper into you.

“Fuck.” He cursed between gritted teeth, his muscles flexing and contracting under your fingers, his hands sliding up and down your hips and thighs. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, you feel so good—"

His hands guided you up and down, his thick, powerful thighs flexing beneath you, his head thrown back, moaning and grunting, his abdomen clenching with each thrust. You fell forward, palms splayed on his warm chest, bracing yourself as you rocked your hips in a hard rhythm, making him shout and roar with approval. Your own length rubbed furiously against his lower abdomen, fire spilling in your belly.

“Raiden—” You gasped out, rolling your hips hard and fast, the heat building rapidly from deep within.

“Oh, gods, say my name, say it again—”

Raiden’s hand roughly smacked your rear, making you yelp, your hips stuttering, lightning searing through you. He grinned wildly up at you, eyes blown black with lust. You surged down, crushing your lips to his, teeth and tongue clashing as he moaned, fingers digging into your skin as he bucked into you, over and over—

“Raiden—” Your gut felt hot and tight, something inside pulling taunt, threatening to snap. “Raiden—!”

“Yes, yes, yes, yes—”

Raiden’s release struck with the force of a tidal wave, a roar spilling from his lips from deep within his chest. Fire collided with fire, searing deep in your belly, and a cry spilled from your lips as you bucked against him, your own pleasure overwhelming you.

You lost count of how many times you came together. You had met Gods with less stamina than Raiden seemed to possess, his body hard and hot and contracting, hips thrusting in a seemingly never ending search for release. You were certain half the arena could hear the noises you were making, but it was impossible to care about anything other than Raiden’s hips slamming into you, his hands roaming your body, his mouth hot against your skin, his groans and growls and shouts of pleasure as he filled you so completely. Your bodies became a hazy, heated frenzy of grasping, writhing limbs, fingers raking over flesh, the sheets tangled in your sweaty bodies. At some point bedside table was knocked over, its contents splashing across the floor along with shattered glass, but you were both far too consumed with each other to care.

You were spent, nerves singing from the aftershocks of your final climax, body quivering as Raiden thrust into you from behind, his hands stroking your hips, his face buried in your neck.

“Ah…ah…gods…oh…”

“Raiden.” You breathed his name, fingers absently stroking his wrists. Raiden hissed and his hips stuttered, a quiet roar rumbling from his throat as his release hit, flooding you with blissful heat. He collapsed beside you on the pillows, a huge arm draping over your waist.

“Fuck…” He murmured against your neck. You chuckled vaguely, boneless from pleasure, and leaned back against his glorious chest. He tugged you close, his lips brushing against your shoulder in a surprisingly tender manner.

You tumbled into sleep, Raiden’s warmth at your back.

-

“There you are!”

A loud voice shook you roughly from sleep. Raiden grumbled something incoherently under his breath, burying his face in your neck, his arm draped over your side. You blinked blearily, tilting your head upwards, catching the sight of a wry grin and blue skin.

“…Lord Shiva?”

“Fucking the enemy during Ragnarok?” Shiva looked thoroughly amused, his lower set of arms crossed loosely in front of him. “Aphrodite might be proud enough she’ll forget to be mad at you.”

You groaned slightly, flopping back against Raiden’s chest, feeling his arms pull more snugly around you. “I thought you were fighting soon?” You mumbled. “Why are you running errands for my mother?”

“Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed…”

“Actually, I’m on a great side of the bed.” You wriggled slightly against Raiden, feeling him stirring beneath you, and you really wanted to focus on that. “Can you just tell her you couldn’t find me?”

Shiva adopted a thoughtful expression, one set of hands on his hips, the others folding behind his head. “You would have me lie for you?” He shook his head, tsking at you, his face morphing into a grin. “For nothing? Such boldness.”

“Oh?” You tilted your head, letting your eyes trail upwards over Shiva’s sculpted abdomen and toned chest, the bulging biceps of his arms – you’d always had a weakness for arms and Shiva had four. “I can make it worth your while.”

“…and your friend there would want that?” Shiva raised an eyebrow questioningly, but you caught the subtle way his eyes slid over you and Raiden both, the unmistakable interest stirring in his gaze. The sight of it send a shiver down your back, the idea of having Raiden and Shiva both at once…

You drove your elbow back into Raiden’s chest, with a little more force than needed. He startled awake with a grunt, his hand gripping your hip. “Hey—! What the fuck…woah—”

He blinked at Shiva a few times, his stupefied expression melting into a lazy grin. “Damn.”

Shiva’s eyebrow arched slightly. “Hello to you too.”

“Does that answer your question?” You stretched out against Raiden, angling your body, the sheets slipping around your hips. “What’s the old saying? Know thy enemy?”

“I don’t think it meant quite like this.” Shiva noted dryly, but his smile told you everything you needed to know. His thumbs hooked around his waistband, tugging until his pants slid down his hips and past his thighs—

“Holy fuck.” Raiden was definitely awake now, his breath quickening and body hardening underneath you, his fingers digging into your hips. “Please say you’re into sharing—”

You laughed, pushing back into Raiden’s chest as Shiva moved onto the bed with cat-like grace, his multiple hands reaching for you and Raiden both as the three of you melted into each other, a tangle of grasping hands and limbs.

“Yes. Very much so.”

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 12

*Pov. You are an older sister figure to Rudra and Shiva*

~After Shiva's fight~

Y/N:You won....in the end.

Shiva:*nods*

Y/N: And you lost three arms while doing that.

Shiva:*looks down*

Rudra:Elder sister Y/N....don't be too harsh on him.

Y/N:Am I talking to you??*glares*

Rudra:....*keeps quiet*

Y/N:....since day one...you two brats have been nothing but a pain in the ass for me...

Rudra/Shiva:*keep looking down*

Y/N:It has been centuries but you still give me a f*cking headache....*rise her arms*

Rudra/Shiva:*both ready to get the hit*

Y/N:*pats their heads* You are big and strong but still two brats inside those little brains of yours.*smiles*

Rudra/Shiva:*surprised* elder sister...*really touched *

Y/N:*also slaps them*

*the two gods fly into the wall*

Y/N: That's why I'm still keeping an eye on you!! Now go to the infirmary you need it! *walks away*

Indra:That....

Vishnu:Was sure cruel...

Agni:I did know she was strict but...that was really too much...

Varna: Rudra...Shiva are you still alive??

Rudra/Shiva:*getting on their feet *

Shiva:Big sis smiled....to us....

Rudra:She did.....

The two smiles: SHE'S PROUD OF US!!

The other gods:... Wtf...

Shiva:Her slap was softer than the ones she usually gave us!

The gods:"THAT WAS SOFT!?"

Rudra:Right!? If it was one of those we would have broken 3 walls!!

The gods:.....*turn around and look at Y/N* "How did they survive with ...that woman!?"

Y/N:✌

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[an-idyllic-novelist]

100 Milestone Event - raiden taeemon with mitsuri!reader! short story 🍡

Here it is everyone, the milestone event for reaching +100 followers! This is also part two of another milestone on my yandere blog!

The link will be here, so definitely check it out first before reading this one! Special thanks to @deathmetalunicorn1 for helping me with the sections I was struggling to write. Not gonna lie, Raiden’s dialogue is a bit hard lol. So with that being said: sit back, relax and enjoy! :)

warnings: canon divergence of manga, violence, strong language.

The moment Raiden Taeemon witnessed the strength of a Hashira is a memory he would never forget.

In Valhalla, there were many activities to entertain the masses such as gambling or martial arts tournaments, but sumo matches have been providing just the right amount of spectacle and violence far longer than any known sport. Even gods had become sponsors to certain dojos, providing funds for more equipment and so forth. Raiden was content with his lifestyle, fighting against strong opponents, eating good food and followed by having some fun with a few girls depending on how much alcohol he drank that night.

Then sumo wrestlers began disappearing from the dojos, one by one. Their remains would be discovered the following morning, torn asunder and…half-eaten. The sight frightened the customers so much that they didn’t dare go outside unless they were absolutely certain that the matches would not last beyond the first rays of the sun setting across the hazy blue skies. Even the gods had begun to worry, believing there was a serial killer on the loose…if you can call withdrawing their sponsorships an expression of anxiety. The masters of the dojos even began restricting the fighters to a curfew, forbidding anyone from going out into the night lest they face expulsion.

But Raiden was tough. He had been the strongest sumo wrestler of his time. He could take care of himself. If someone wants to come after him, he’ll return the gesture wholeheartedly.

After an evening of drinking, he took his usual stroll back home when he heard someone call out to him. Confused and half inebriated, Raiden looked over his shoulder and saw a shivering, drooling, decrepit old man with a large lump on his head. At first he thought something was wrong with him…but that concern changed to alarm when the man split his body up into four younger versions of himself with fashionable robes, fangs, and possessed weapons. One of them even had wings and talons like an eagle!

One of them opened his mouth and released a loud screech with enough strength to make Raiden’s head spin and catapulted him into a building. As he stumbled to get out of the debris, the one wearing red robes thrusted his wooden staff into the ground, lightning bolts spitting from it. Raiden screamed, white-hot pain pulsing through his body.

“This is supposed to be the strongest one in this district? How lame!”

“Shut up and finish the job, Karaku! We cannot be seen or else they will come! We cannot go back to that place!”

“Come on, it’s been so long since we’ve played with our food~!”

For the first time in his life, Raiden felt fear. He did not know what these guys…this thing was, but he had to get away. He had to get away or he might die again.

“I’ll finish it. Do not worry, human, your death shall be quick and painless.”

Raiden’s eyes widened as the one dressed in blue charged towards him, wielding a halberd with an apathetic expression. Yet before the weapon could put a hole in his chest, it flew out of his bronze hands with a loud ‘crack’.

“Geez, of all the demons that had to be causing trouble in this place, it’s you guys again?!”

The sumo wrestler whipped his head towards the rooftops of the building, seeing a young woman with braided pink-greenish hair and dressed in black, [Eye Color] orbs narrowed and face pouting as she wielded….a whip? Behind her were two other individuals. A kid in a checkered haori…and a little girl with a piece of bamboo in her mouth?

He watched them leap into the air; the kid unsheathed his sword and went straight towards Red, the girl charged at the green-robed one he assumed was Karaku, and the woman targeted the blue one that was right in front of him.

Neither opponent was giving an inch in their fight, and Raiden had to admit that the kid and muzzled girl were doing remarkably well….yet it wasn’t their unusual sword style or hand-to-hand combat techniques that caught his interest. It was the woman who had torn off her opponent’s arm as soon as she flipped him over her shoulder, knocking him into the ground with a loud ‘crack’.

The blue-eyed demon opened his mouth to scream or release an attack like the yellow one, but she swung her whip across his neck, decapitating the bastard.

Wait, where is the yellow one? Hearing a loud screech, Raiden whipped his head up to the nighttime skies and saw the demon's mouth stretching. The wrestler watched in horror as sparks of electrified air were being collected into a whirling sphere. And the target of the attack was none other than the little lady.

Somehow, he’d been able to force his aching body to move from the debris and bolt towards her, pushing the lady as close to the ground as possible without crushing her, using himself as a shield to absorb most of the attack when it came at them.

The last thing he remembered were his ears feeling wet and the woman’s worried face and… she was saying something to him before he lost consciousness.

He didn’t know what it was, but he hoped it’d been a ‘thank you’. It’s not everyday he got to protect a damsel from a demon, even when she could stand on her own ground.

As Raiden slowly came too, feeling the familiar padding of his futon, he groaned deeply, unable to open his eyes. A headache throbbed painfully through his whole head, making him both dizzy and nauseous.

He couldn't remember the last time he had a hangover this bad as he was slowly able to open his eyes, wincing at the light peeking through his window. His other senses slowly came back to him as the throbbing in his head slowly dulled. Raiden shifted and instantly froze, feeling his whole body seemed to be on fire yet so heavy at the same time.

As the minutes ticked by, Raiden was slowly able to sit up, lifting a hand to scratch at the back of his head, but his movements were stiff, almost like he was restricted, looking down to see bandages all over his body. His mind drew a blank, not remembering getting hurt and like a switch was flipped at that word, hurt, what he could recall from the night before came rushing back to him, making him fall back against his futon as his headache returned full force.

Shit…what the hell even happened? All he remembered was having a good time and then the weird old man…

Raiden’s eyes widened. That’s right. The old man turned into four demons! And then there were those kids…and that woman. The woman with hair that looked like sakura mochi and had the strength of a bear.

Head spinning, heart pounding, his mouth stretched into a grin as the memories from last night came back in full force. He had a preference for the larger ladies, but he’s always been flexible~.

Rengoku had told you countless times that if you ever crossed paths with Hantengu in the Bifrost, never confront him alone. He nearly lost his life against the Upper Moon Demon at the Swordsman’s Village if it hadn’t been for Tanjiro, Muichiro, and Nezuko. In all honesty, he thought the demon would no longer exist once his head had been cut off. But he is still there, in the Bifrost, and he escaped through a tear in the barrier.

He tried to consume as many strong humans as possible to regain his strength, though his efforts drew in unnecessary attention and that’s how he got caught. Tanjiro was able to deliver the final blow to the main body, and everything else went well….although no one had anticipated the damage done to the sumo wrestling district.

Oh goodness, what was going to happen? You knew Tengen and Rengoku loved to go there and watch the matches, especially when Raiden Taeemon was participating, but now it’d take weeks to clean up the mess! Gah, you failed on your second official mission as the Love Hashira! One more strike, and the Master’s gonna be so mad he won’t let you be part of the Demon Slayer Corps anymore!!

You sighed heavily, trudging through the streets with a heavy heart as your crow flew high in the skies above. You had completed another shift in the Bifrost, followed by an investigation in regards to another possible demon sighting in the northern areas of Valhalla.

Although everyone had reassured you that no one was seriously injured that fateful night, it still bothered you tremendously. You had offered to donate the money made from selling honeycombs at the farmer’s market towards the reconstruction of the district, but the Master told you not to fret.

You did what you had to do, and minimized the casualties as much as possible. Rengoku has taught his apprentice very well. The compliment still made your face flush with happiness…though, to your embarrassment, not as much as when you brought that handsome fellow back to his dojo. Raiden Taeemon. You rescued Raiden Taeemon from a demon and treated him in his own room!

Oh, you were such an awful woman~!

Feeling your face redden in embarrassment, you slapped your cheeks together. Pull yourself together, [First Name]! There’s no need to reminisce about the past ‘cause it’ll make delicious food go sour in your mouth! And it’s time for lunch anyway, just think about what you’re gonna order and worry about everything else later unless there’s an urgent message from the Master!

Nodding to yourself, you quickened your pace and found a restaurant with the wisteria symbol stamped just beneath the sign. If a Demon Slayer needed a place to stay or to eat, the establishments that carried the Master’s symbol were trustworthy.

You could relax here without worrying about a demon or paying too much out of your pocket, although you secretly snuck in a hefty tip to the staff for working so hard to accommodate your…quirks. Yeah, quirks, let’s go with that!

Smiling brightly at the familiar faces of the employees, you greeted them enthusiastically and wished they had a good shift as you followed one of them towards the back of the restaurant. This place still catered to other customers, so you always reserved a room for yourself to enjoy your meal in privacy.

Being gawked at for having unusual hair or how much you ate on a daily basis brought back unpleasant memories.

You squealed joyfully at the lacquered oval-shaped table, covered with every single item on the menu plus their best-selling herbal tea! You thanked the staff member profusely for their hard work in the kitchen, promising to enjoy the meal to the fullest!

The employee - a kindly older man with four children and one grandchild - smiled serenely, saying it is the least he and his family can do for the people who saved them long ago, in life and death, from demons. If you need anything, just let him or someone else know.

Upon bowing to each other, he left, closing the door behind him. You wasted no time in giving your thanks to this lovely banquet and began eating to your hearts’ desire. But an hour later, however, a knock came at the door. It was the old man again, but he sounded…worried.

You blinked. Huh? You didn’t remember asking for thirds! You just did that ten minutes ago! Concerned, you allowed him to enter, immediately inquiring what was wrong, what could you do to help.

He swallowed. “That is….there is a man who insists on asking about the ‘cute little lady with hair like sakura mochi’. I told him I knew whom he was speaking about, but politely asked him to leave because you were not to be disturbed. But he is insistent on…sharing this room with you for lunch. What should I do, Lady Hashira?”

You frowned. It wasn’t too unusual to have some rowdy customers walk through these doors, but not to this extent. Perhaps…the person who is giving the owner such a difficult time is because the man has some information he would like to relay to the Demon Slayer Corps? It would make more sense to go directly to a Hashira than pass a message to a kakushi.

You nodded your head to the owner.

“It’s all right, let him come in. Whatever he wants to eat, please add it to my bill.”

The owner’s silver brows pinched beneath his hairline as he frowned. “As you wish, Lady Hashira.” He bowed and quickly left the room, closing the sliding paper door behind him.

Humming softly to yourself, you sat yourself back down in your seat. Some of the employees appeared from behind, quickly and quietly removing the empty plates and rushing back to the kitchens.You thanked each of them for your hard work, smiling softly as you began pouring tea into two earth-brown ceramic cups.

One for yourself, and one for your guest. In your humble opinion, there is no better beverage to have mid-meal than freshly brewed green tea.

Just as you finished pouring the tea into the second cup, the door opened again.

When you looked up to thank the owner for complying with your request, blood drained from your face and your heart somersaulted in your throat. Standing behind the quaking owner was a tall, broad-shouldered man dressed in a dark blue yukata and wooden sandals. White highlights stuck out of his dark brown hair, which was tied back in a ponytail. And he was grinning.

This is Raiden. Raiden Taeemon, the man you had saved from Hantengu and patched up his wounds like the lascivious criminal you were. Oh no, did he figure out what you’d done? Wait, did he even remember that night?! His breath smelled strongly of rice wine when you carried him back to his dojo! You thought for certain that he’d been too intoxicated to realize what happened!

“Hey, there.” He purred softly.

You swallowed. “H-Hello.” You said. “I hear that you wished to speak to me. May I inquire why?” You tried to keep your voice neutral and calm so as to not show that you were nervous. Your palms began to sweat as he took a seat at the table. Raiden beamed, his smile revealing rows of razor-sharp teeth.

“I wanted to thank you!”

But you did not hear him. You were still under the assumption he was angry as you quickly backed away from the sumo wrestler, your forehead and hands resting firmly on the wooden floor in the position of the dogeza.

“I’m so sorry!” You blubbered. “I’m sorry you got hurt! I wasn’t strong enough to handle the demon on my own and you got hurt trying to protect me!! And there was so much damage to the b-buildings! What if you can’t have matches?! What have I done?! I’ll pay for all the damages somehow, I swear it in my honor as the Love Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps!”

“W-Wait a sec, little lady -”

“But to make it even worse, I entered your home without your permission, and I even touched your body so I could patch you up! Oh, I should have done more! What was I even thinking about being a capable Hashira when Rengoku recommended me to the Master to take up the mantle! Now all the good vibes from lunch are gone!!”

You squeaked as you were suddenly lifted up from the ground, your face being gently cradled by calloused palms and being pulled towards Raiden’s face, chapped lips being pressed against your mouth. Raiden Taeemon was kissing you.

Heat immediately flooded into your cheeks yet you did not dare move, just staring at this man in disbelief. When he pulled away, he smiled at you, tilting his head to the side. “You okay now?”

Your immediate response had been knocking him back into an adjacent wall and turning away to hide your smiling, flushed face. To think you had your first kiss with a strong, handsome man! He did surprise you with a warm laugh, standing up and brushing the dust off of his yukata.

“Sorry about that! You were rambling and that was the only thing I could think of to calm you down!”

When you informed that he was in fact the first person to kiss you like that, he looked at you, completely stunned at your confession before grinning.

“You’re pulling my leg! There ain’t no way a woman as stunning as you hasn’t been kissed before!”

But you remained silent, unable to form any more words beyond the truth. You were never a very good liar. He then surprised you when he lowered his head to the floor, profusely apologizing for putting you in such an embarrassing position.

You quickly forgave him, saying that he did not know in the first place, and in fairness, you had believed that you would not see each other again after that fateful night. You did, however, emphasize that he did have to take responsibility for his actions.

He laughed warmly, jabbing his thumb against his chest. “I’ll do just that then! I’ll marry ya, if you’re willing to be with someone like me!”

You beamed. “Better yet, how about we have lunch together while we’re here? I did say that whatever my ‘guest’ would like to have would be paid by me! And the food here is absolutely delicious! You simply must try their spicy dishes and sweets, if you have a sweet tooth!”

The rest of the afternoon had been lovely, sharing dishes and sharing stories about each other. Not wanting to repeat your parents’ mistakes, you were upfront with Raiden about being a Hashira…as well as being the eldest daughter of the ocean god Poseidon. There were going to be risks if the two of you moved forward….including the possibility that you might not come back from a mission, or even a routine patrol in the Bifrost might get awry.

But to your surprise, Raiden wanted this. He wanted you, a woman who had once been told by a former suitor that only a wild animal could love someone with odd-colored hair and a big appetite.

He did not care if you were a human or a god; what mattered to him, more than strength and beauty, was honesty and kindness.

And you could not be any happier.

Bonus Content:

The last thread of Hades’ patience snapped when his little brother demanded to have [First Name] removed from the Demon Slayer Corps in his palace, after he’d just told Poseidon that she was doing well under Ubuyashiki’s watchful eye.

When he heard about his niece's promotion, Hades was obligated to tell Poseidon the truth about her whereabouts. Obviously he was not taking it very well.

However, Hades will not tolerate being disrespected in his own domain.

The lord of the underworld glared at the tyrant of the oceans. “She may be your daughter, but she is still the Love Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps. You know damned well I cannot replace skilled soldiers at the flick of a wrist. It doesn’t work like that for this organization. I’m sorry, Poseidon…but you brought this outcome upon yourself. If [First Name] wishes to see you or talk to you, she will do so on her own terms. Do not push yourself into her life again, you’ll only make things worse.”

Hades admired his brother’s kingly qualities, he truly did…but when it came to matters about his eldest daughter, Poseidon was extremely overprotective of her. He could be…irrational.

It was a good thing he’d concealed the wedding invitation moments before Poseidon came here. The god of perfection would never allow his child to marry a human, even if he were the strongest sumo wrestler in history or treated [First Name] just as Hades treated his wife Persephone: with respect, love, and honor.

Poseidon could care less about Amphitrite. Reputation is all that mattered to him; and because he valued that so highly, the price had been paid with his daughter’s ‘disappearance’.

Too little, too late.

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[bones4thecats]

Handling Their God! S/O

Type of Writing: Poll Result Characters: Jack the Ripper, Leonidas, Raiden Tameemon, and Soji Okita Name: Handling Life with their God! S/O Original Poll Link: Here

A/N: This poll was released about a couple months ago, so, sorry that this is quite a bit late to those who voted and wanted it written! Instead of being really handing their S/O, it's more like how they meet and whatnot. Enjoy, lil bubbles🫧!

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🩸 You were the Hindu God of Sacrifices and Bloodshed, and due to your title, many presumed you were very sadistic and diabolical, basically the Hindu version of Loki

🩸 The only real person to see behind your name was your fellow pantheon members, the Greek Demi-God of Justice, Heracles, and Humanity's fourth representative, Jack the Ripper

🩸 While Ragnarok's fourth round ensued, you watched your friend, Heracles, erupt from the Gods' side and smiled lightly as he gave you a hearty thumbs up, and you just stared as the human's representative, being Jack, emerged, nodding to the God

🩸 You watched the battle with a blank expression, while your fellow pantheon members raged as Jack hit Heracles, but only your could tell what was happening

🩸 Being the embodiment of sacrifices and bloodshed meant you knew when someone was being very bloodthirsty, but you couldn't sense so much in Jack as you did in other Gods, such as Poseidon

🩸 It surprised you, and watching him smile lightly as Heracles faded away, claiming he'd always love Humanity, a tear escaped your eyes, and you watched in hidden rage as Humanity began to throw things such as rocks at one of the men who had saved them and their descendants from utter doom

🩸 So, despite the yells of your leader, Shiva, you jumped down and shielded Jack from the items with a shield of blood, nodding as he looked at you with hidden gratitude

🩸 Jack would smile at you as you sat beside him in a hammock you made of blood, sharpening the knives of his that the nurses took away, you really were a beauty despite the rumors behind you

🩸 Much like Hlökk, you knew that after what Heracles said to him before he died, Jack began to try changing from his old self in order to find someone that truly loved him and didn't use him like his mother once did

🩸 What you didn't know is that his eyes were on you, and you alone

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🚬 You met Leonidas because of his death, mainly how he saved many of his men from sending them away once realizing their efforts were fruitless

🚬 As the Greek Goddess of Honor, Selflessness, and Defending, you would watch over the many men and women who would fight in the wars that plagued the world, though, you mainly focused on your homeland

🚬 Leonidas met you when he ascended with his 299 our of the 300 men who perished, and he was very wary of you at first, due to how he disliked anyone in relation of Apollo, blaming him for the deaths of his men and himself

🚬 Understanding where he was coming from, you proved your worth to him by giving him and his men the best treatment your role as a God could offer, and it warmed his cold heart watching you play around with the men's children with tiny swords and telling them stories of battles long since past

🚬 The King of Sparta also loved watching you sit down alongside the wild animals that spread throughout the battlefields that surrounded their homes

🚬 While it took a while, Leonidas and you began to court before your eventual marriage a few hundred years after his initial death

🚬 When Brunhilde came by to ask Leonidas of his part in Ragnarok, you offered yourself up to be a possible Völundr for him when he partook in his battle, in which Brunhilde tried turning you down, before Leonidas agreed in you helping

🚬 You stood alongside Geirölul as you both preformed the ritual with your husband, she smiled at you as you transformed into his xiphos blade, the same one that he wielded for years, showing your significance to him

🚬 Leonidas listened as you spoke through his mind, chanting the same words as him while your battle commenced, chanting as one person with your now three voices laced together

" From the day you died... " " And the day we met... " " We promised to stay together, no matter what! " " Now... " " Let's kill this fucker! "

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🥊 He was a man with a very specific choice in his S/Os, and when he met you after he died? Woah, did you fit the bill!

🥊 Strong? Check. Not ashamed of yourself to the point of harming? Check. And let's not forget, face-burying chest.

🥊 Raiden only saw you as the Norse God of Strength, Fairness, and Battles, standing alongside your fellow deities, you were one of the strongest ever seen

🥊 He would smile whenever he saw you watching his fights from a small area with one of your fellow Gods nearby, bored out of their mind as you just admired the men's devotion to fighting and winning

🥊 You and him began to bond when, after one of his matches, you approached and introduced yourself to him without an inch of arrogance or superiority, making him smile and shake your hand

🥊 Raiden loved practicing with you, and feeling you pick him up and slam him down made him laugh at your action, since nobody could ever pin him down like you did

🥊 Much like with Leonidas, you sacrificed yourself to be Raiden's Völundr, alongside Thrud, who welcomed you with the biggest hug you both had ever experienced

🥊 Thrud, Raiden, and you all laced yourselves together and fought against your ex-ally, Shiva, and hugged as you all faded away, saying how much it was an honor to be together in your last moments

🥊 This all was what you wanted when you eventually died, to be surrounded by those you loved, and you were surrounded by your husband and new sister-figure, what else could you ever had asked for?

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🏮 Soji Okita was a very interesting man, despite his smaller stature, he was a remarkable fighter and an excellent fighter, which you had witnessed head-on

🏮 You were the Shinto God of the Good and Bold, holding a significant hold over many different kinds of things, such as festivals and, as many said you valued, flamboyancy

🏮 Soji met you when you came looking for the Seven Lucky Gods, whom were being called out for battle soon and needed to practice their skills, just in case, you would remind them

🏮 What you did not expect was to find Odin's aura erupting as humans and Gods cowered away in fear, commenting on how strong or an aura he had, and how it must have been only a portion of it

🏮 You sighed from behind, making everyone look at you as you strode to grab Ebisu's hand, which had Buddha's lollipop stick still in it, and you began to scold to goatee-wearing God for being so dumb as to let something happen

🏮 While you strode away with Ebisu's ear in between your fingers, Soji couldn't help but wonder who you were and what you were to those Gods, those filthy and evil Gods...

🏮 Hearing about your story from Isami Kendo, listening intently as he spoke of how you basically raised the one God they once were, and when he split, you raised all of the Seven Lucky Gods until adulthood

🏮 He needed to speak to you here soon, you could answer the questions Kendo could not... and maybe he could train with you afterwards! Oh, how smart was he!

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Special File #0002 — 暴露する。

wearing a revealing outfit on purpose

.｡.:*✧ subjects: qin shi huang ; raiden tameemon ; shiva

.｡.:*✧ file warnings: nsfw ; gn!reader

.｡.:*✧ submitted by: @/anon

Subject 1 — Qin Shi Huang

"What do we have here?", he said, a cocky smirk plastering his face, eyes wandering up and down your frame, taking in the sight in front of him. You ignored him, stretching yourself, revealing even more skin than your clothes already did. Suddenly you felt his presence behind you, his hands snaking around your waist, pushing you into him, his hard on pressing against the mounds of your ass. "Let's take this to the bedroom."

Subject 2 — Raiden Tameemon

"You want to get fucked?", he bluntly said, staring down at you, a strange but yet so familiar sparkle in his eyes. You raised an eyebrow at him, playing dumb, pretending like you didn't know why he said those words. "Those clothes. You've been wearing them just to get fucked, am I right?", he whispered into your ear, large hand resting on your ass before he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder.

Subject 3 — Shiva

It wasn't even your idea to begin with, it was Parvati, Kali and Durga. They knew how little attention he gave you in the past weeks, so they wanted to help you a bit out. And that's how you ended up in the situation of getting pressed against one of the walls of the giant palace, your husband pounding into your rear with such a force, making you see stars and babble out nonsense. "Such a naughty one", he gritted through his teeth, strong hands holding you against the wall.

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Incorrect Quotes #16

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Random person: I’m too short to kiss my boyfriend on the lips, what should I do?

[Name]: Kick him in the stomach, and when he doubles over, kiss him.

[Name]: Then trip him.

[Name]: And finish off with dumping him.

Raiden: LITERALLY DON’T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT. JUST FUCKING ASK ME TO BEND DOWN. JESUS.

[mias-blogs]

𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝑻. 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

(Got a request for this but lost it since I accidentally posted it without finishing it 😭)

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ(s) : fem reader, size kink, oral sex(reader receiving), Raiden liking readers boobs and thighs a lil too much.

Raiden feels your thighs twitch around his head for the multipleth time in the night, his tongue still lapping at your sweet folds, moans falling out of your throat as your back arches from the bed and you throw your head back.

“R- Raiden.. c-can't..” a whimper falls from your throat as you look down at your lover, he lightly squeezes your thighs as he pulls his tongue out of you, still dripping with your slick and cum, he gently kisses your inner thighs as they squeeze against his head, “ It's already honey.” he mutters as he goes back to eating you out.

Your whimper, he's been eating you out for hours and he doesn't even seem tired, as one of his big hands reaches forward and squeezes at your breasts lovingly, “ Raiden!” you whine as you feel him pinch your nipples.

“Sorry, sweetie.” he chuckles against your cum as he shoves his tongue deeper in you, raising your hips a little as he holds your thighs against his face, the tip of his nose against your clitoris as he feels you getting tigher against his big tongue, his cheeks and lips stained with your cum and slick as it also dripped down his chin

Your could swear that his pupils would turn into hearts everytime you squeezed his head with your chubby thighs, he was such a fucking pervert sometimes, but you couldn't say that you don't like it how he seems almost obsessed with your whole body most of the time.

“ R-Raiden, it- it's too much.. stop..” you whine as you try to push his head away from your pussy, he slightly pulls away as he rests his cheek against your tummy, looking up at you with pleading eyes, “Come on, sweetie.. just one more?” he says as he kisses your stomach, as he kisses down ward while looking up at you.

Why was so hard to deny him, you don't exactly know, but you only sigh in defeat as he goes right back to eating you out, no real intension of stopping anytime soon.

This is short and probably pretty bad because I don't really know how to write about him, sorry 😭

[togetherhearted]

Can I request Raiden with a s/o that's physically stronger than him but significantly shorter?

Of course,more love for pur big boy! Hope it's fine

RAIDEN WITH A SHORT BUT STRONG S/O

-Oh?You want to pick me up?How Cu- Words died in Raiden's throat as you lifted him from the ground with the smuggest grin you could muster. Rained's big hands were on your shoulders, keeping himself balanced. -Oh wow, now I know how dogs feel when someone picks them up- With a chuckle you put him down. His feet met the ground.He rubbed under his nose;his smile widens - Who thought a shortie like you could have all this strength inside- -Well, next time, if you ask Nicola I can carry you princess style- You crossed your arms, clearly inviting him to do so. -Now you are tempting me- He raised a brow, getting in position.You picked him up like the fairest maiden of a fable. -I'll take it as a good exercise for my muscles- You grinned.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#197 Life rules by you

Y/n: Here are my three life rules!

Human Fighters:???

Y/n: Number one! If you sleep with two people with the same name, They actually cancel each other out and lower your body count!

Raiden*Was gonna retort but is now thinking about his body count*...

Y/n: Number two! Being hungover is not a feeling, it is a state of mind Let it goooo~

Lu bu*Stop drinking*...

Y/n: Number three, IF YOU DONT SIN JESUS!-*Points at Jesus, Buddha, Socrates & Confucius*DIED FOR NOTHIN!?!

The four sages*Left speechless at the youngest human antics*

Brunhilde:...Someone get Adam or Eve please-

[roguerambles]

Build Up and Climax

Record of Ragnarok - Raiden Tameemon x Male!Reader

Warnings - 18+ Only. 

I had a feeling this horny disaster had to meet Aphrodite's horny disaster son, and they could be horny disasters together :D

Definitely Part 1 for Raiden, he’ll gonna get a Part 2 ASAP hehehehe.

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You needed to hide.

Aphrodite had noticed your absence at some point, judging by the way her servants were chasing you through the corridors of the arena. You had spotted them at a distance as you had made your way towards the human side, and had been ducking into alcoves and weaving through tunnels, heavy footsteps thundering behind you with unnatural speed.

Honestly, were people allergic to fun around here?

You rounded a corner, glancing quickly over your shoulder, Aphrodite’s servants growing larger as the gap between you and them rapidly began to close. You cursed under your breath, turning around to increase your speed, arms pumping hard at your sides. Maybe you could lose them at—

“Ooof—!”

You collided into something…big. And warm. And so very, very muscular.

“Damn.” A deep voice rumbled above you, the sound vibrating deep in the broad chest your face was currently pressed against. “Where the hell have you been all my life?”

Large, warm hands ran down your back, pulling you closer, and you lifted your head from the – truly spectacular – pectorals to peer upwards at the man grinning down at you.

It took you a moment to register the man as human at all – you had met gods shorter and less physically imposing. His hair wild and dark, streaked with white. Shoulders, arms, and thighs thick with powerful muscle, nearly all over it on display. His skin was warm, radiating pleasantly against your own, red markings running over bulging, sculpted, sun kissed musculature. What little modesty he seemed to possess hidden by what seemed to be some kind of belt.

“Huh.” You said, very intelligently, your mind struggling to catch up with the rest of you. The man laughed, the sound loud and booming, his grin reminding you dimly of a hungry lion eyeing a particularly delectable gazelle.

“You aren’t what I expected.” His hands roamed downwards suddenly, and you yelped in surprise as his warm, rough palms slid over your hips. “But damn if all my male admirers look like you I have been missing out.”

He made an appreciative sound deep in his chest as his hands squeezed your rear – normally you wouldn’t appreciate such presumptuousness but the utterly uninhibited desire in his gaze as his eyes raked over you made you want to disregard that and drag him to the nearest available bedroom. You stared up his handsome face, realisation clicking in your spinning mind. “…Raiden Tameemon?”

Raiden looked pleased, his teeth sinking briefly into his lower lip. “I like how you say my name.” He said, voice low and full of heat. You might actually be blushing.

“You’re…one of humanity’s representatives?”

“Hmmmm, that’s right.” He tilted his head, gaze running over you again. His expression turned somewhat thoughtful. “You one of those Gods trying to end humanity or whatever?”

Well, this just got awkward. You cleared your throat, absently running your hands up his long arms – Fates his biceps were huge. “Not…me, personally. But…yes, I am a God.”

Raiden made an affirmative sound in his throat, as though you had pointed out some innocuous fact about the weather. “I see.” He studied you briefly, before his grin took on a nearly feral edge, his powerful hands tugging you close. “That doesn’t mean we can’t get it on.”

Oh, you liked this one.

You felt a grin tugging at your own lips, your palms running appreciatively up his arms and shoulders, already imagining those powerful muscles flexing and contracting, that immensely powerful body pressed hard and hot against yours. “I like the way you think, Raiden Tameemon.”

He practically purred under your touch, the sound vibrating against your skin, sending a slight shiver down your spine. He cursed under his breath. “I like how you say my name.” He repeated, rough palms sliding around your hips to grasp your waste. “I bet you’ll sound good screaming it too.”

You were blushing, Fates damn it, something that seemed to please the mortal greatly. You cleared your throat, trying to at least appear unaffected. “You shouldn’t make promises you might not be able to keep seriously.” You stroked along his collarbone, flashing him a small smirk. “I’ll hold you to them.”

Raiden’s eyebrows shot upwards, his expression turning somewhat more serious as he leaned down towards you, his powerful figure towering over you in a way that sent fire snaking through your veins. “I am always one hundred percent serious.”

Promise coloured his tone, his eyes dark with desire, his fingers digging into your hips as you reached up, grabbing his wild, dark hair and pulling his lips down towards yours—

“My Lord! Lady Aphrodite demands you return at once!”

Oh, right. You were being chased.

You twisted around, groaning as your mother’s servants – four of them, this time – rounded the corner, their faces and voices as stoic as stone.

“Guys, come on—”

“At once, my Lord!” They gave you no quarter, advancing on you as one, their movements impossibly coordinated. You tried to move aside, but massive hands grasped your arms, lifting you abruptly into the air. You yelped as you were twisted around, the world spinning wildly around you, before being roughly deposited on your feet directly behind Raiden.

“These guys bothering you or something?” Raiden asked, his impossibly broad back blocking your vision. You opened your mouth to answer, but found your eyes trailing over the delicious musculature of his body, the wide expanse of his shoulders tapering down to his waist, powerful thighs thick with muscle, a firm, toned, grabbable—

“Or something.” You croaked, feeling hot and flushed, fire coiling in your belly. Sweet, merciful Fates you could remember the last time you’d been this attracted to a human. He glanced at you over his shoulder, a cocky smile on his lips, as though he could hear your thoughts, and you felt your cheeks burn.

Oh, you wanted to wipe that look off his smug, pretty face.

“My Lord, the Lady Aphrodite insists—”

Raiden grunted, his expression souring as he turned his attention away from you. “Hey, we’re talking here.” He rolled his shoulders, the muscles of his back flexing and rolling sinfully beneath his skin. “Get lost.”

“Step aside, mortal.”

Raiden glanced at you again. “What, can these things not hear?”

“They are…persistent.” Thankfully, you had a feeling the Peerless Rikishi could handle them just fine. “You have a room nearby, I assume?”

Raiden’s smile turned lurid, his eyes raking greedily over you. “Yeah. Wanna join me?”

“Take care of them for me?” You flashed the behemoth of a man a heated grin. “I’ll let you choose your own reward.”

The utterly shameless look of hunger that crossed Raiden’s face told you he already had ideas and you couldn’t wait to hear them. “Nice.” Raiden pointed down the corridor. “I’m just around the corner. Hang on, I’ll be right with you.”

Raiden turned suddenly just as one of Aphrodite’s servants charged. The muscles of his back flexed hard as he slammed his fist into their stomach, sending them hurtling backwards into its fellows as though it were made of straw. Sheer physical power radiated from Raiden’s skin as he strode forward, a pleased grunt sounding from his lips.

By the River Styx, you were so turned on.

As Raiden descended on your pursuers, you forced yourself to turn away, heading quickly for the corner bend. You barely made it a few feet when Raiden’s voice called out from behind you, sounding somewhat confused.

You glanced over your shoulder. Raiden brushed his hands together, your mother’s servants in a groaning pile on the ground behind him. Laughter bubbled in your throat, and you reached for the clasp of your cloak, letting it fall around your feet. Completely ignoring the scandalised eyes around you, you tugged your loose tunic over your head, catching a glimpse of the wild delight growing across Raiden’s face. He made towards you with long strides, and you turned, darting down the corridor as you kicked your pants aside, excitement glowing hot in your belly as Raiden roared with approval and broke into a run after you. 

If the Peerless Rikishi thought he could out-seduce you, he was about to find he was very, very mistaken.

[monochrome-cropcrown]

You hitting the RoR daddies (Humans ver.)

(I apologize if it's inaccurate...)

Gods ver. here

[recreationalfanfics]

RECORD OF RAGNAROK x READER BUT THE READER IS A JEDI:

- NO BRO BECAUSE BRUNHILDE WOULD BE ALL: "YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE HUMANS, YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THEY HAD TO BE ON EARTH!!"

- Obviously the usual Jedi mind tricks aren't gonna work on Gods but like, the Force telekinesis is great for throwing them around like ragdolls.

- You're gonna be a pretty experienced Jedi, okay. For plot reasons and bc those Gods need to be humbled fr.

- YOU AND SASAKI KOJIRO ARE DEFINETLY BEST FRIENDS ON THE HUMAN'S SIDE, you teach him the sword ways of your fellow Jedi and he teaches you about some of his own sword fighting techniques as well.

- Soji absolutely adoring you and wanting to train with you constantly. Kondo also has great respect for you and while you are concerned with their thirst for violence and laugh rather nervously at it. However, you admire their sense of justice and they admire yours and your virtues as well.

- Raiden also 100% begs you to let him try out your lightsaber, LIKE P L E A S E IT IS ALL HE WANTS. LET HIM. LET HIM. PLEASE. You eventually have to use Force Illusion to make him forget because you're trying to meditate.

- SPEAKING OF MEDITAITION, YOU AND BUDDHA ARE ALSO GOOD BUDDIES. Your beliefs align with his so well and you applaud him for standing up what he believes in and he shrugs and just says the other gods are petty fools.

- ALSO, YOU JUST HAVING TO CALM DOWN BRUNHILDE WHEN SHE LOSES OR COMFORTING HER. Like the loss of Hercules was devastating and Göll didn't help, although you understood why she was upset, so you just went to check in on her and found her crying and ran over to comfort her and assure her battle is not easy for anyone.

- I also love the idea of you just having Göll meditate with you and and bringing her peace, she is so young and honestly, if things were different and you were able to train her just a little, you'd think she'd make a wonderful Palawan.

- Then there's Jack the Ripper, a terrible and tragic man whose heart has been mislead and misguided far too many times. You knew he wasn't the real Jack the Ripper and you just sense that his soul was capable of heinous crimes, he was just lonely. Meanwhile, DO YOU THINK JACK COULD SEE LIKE THE FORCE AROUND YOUR AURA?? LIKE, MIGHT THAT BE A THING?? AND HE LOVES YOUR COLOR THE WAY IT IS.

- I'd write the Gods but I'm too impatient but Thor wants to fight you so badly and also, like, IMAGINE THEM SEEING YOU FORCE HEAL YOURSELF IN BATTLE AND MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY'RE ALL: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR, WHAT-"

- Also u have platonic relationships with all of them bc you live by the "Jedi aren't supposed to fall in love" rule but like, if anyone wanna makes a request when they're open, I am not opposed-

[thequietkid-moonie]

With a S/O without strength but a really good fighter

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Lubu, Raiden, Sasaki, Qin, Heracles ]

[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]

× This is inspired in Bojji (from Ousama Ranking)

I get super excited about this idea! I love Bojji and his whole character development is beautiful!!

Lubu

He probably saw you around but he never cared, at least until he sees you fight! One day someone decided to mess with you (making fun of you or just bothering you) someone who were obviously bigger and stronger, and yet it only took you a moment to defeat them with determination in your face

This pass so fast that Lubu didn't have time to undestand how the hell happen, but that doesn't matter, now you have all his attention. He approached excitedly asking for a fight, unfortunately this scare the hell of you and you ended up running away

Lubu decide to watch you for a while, and the more he watch you the more he gets confused. You're weak, as helpless as a bug, even little things were heavy for you, and yet you had a really stronge aura

Soon Lubu ask you for a fight again, and this time he won't take a no for answer. It doesn't matter much if you win or lose, what really matter is that you were a really strong opponent, one he never think he will meet, one of a kind

After that you get stuck with Lubu and his army, and after a while you two ended together

Lubu loves to see you fight, beating the ass of those who dare to underestimate you (and will make fun of them too)

You have Lubu's army at your disposal to help you with whatever you need, and they really like you, all of them treat you with a lot of respect

He doesn't understand why you are like this, but he doesn't care either, probably will be soldiers of his army who will ended up asking you about it (some of them will probably tear up a little when hearing that you lived this weak since you were born)

What does make him curious is that weird sword you use (a rapier), and he will laugh at the fact that thats the only sword you can actually lift. But don't take him wrong, this, in his eyes, just make you even more special and unique!

You two often have fights just for fun and he always get amused of how fast you are or how you always manage to dodge his attacks

Raiden Tameemon

He saw you around and even in the public when he have fights. Somehow you two ended up talking and he inmediatly notice how weak you are, Raiden gets really curious about it but don't want come across as rude, you notice his curiosity and ended telling him about it, you tell him how someone stole all your strength at birth (some demon or even a god), and how you had to live all your life like this

He feel bad about you, he start thinking that maybe you're this weak because he's this strong (as if he had been the one who stole your strength)

Raiden promise to himself a long time ago that he will use his strenght for the weak, helping everyone in need, and you're not going to be an exception, so after meeting you he is always ready to help you

At first it was the pity what drag him to you, but soon you two became friends and later on ended up as a couple

Raiden is a quiet protective boyfriend, strenght or not Raiden loves you with all his heart, he's ready to help you with whatever you need and won't leave anyone make fun of you (he will always stand up for you)

Raiden ask you about the rapier you carry around, and when you tell him that is for self defends/to fight he gets really surprise, but tell you that you don't have to worry about things like that, you have him to protect you!

But then the day he see your true power came. That day someone decided to bother you, Raiden was already in his way to your side when he sees you take care of the bastard without much effort, with the help of your rapier you take care of them in a blink of eye

Raiden just stand there for a moment, procesing what just happen, when he finally came into his senses he run to embrace you, telling you over and over again how amazing you are! He swears that he's dating the most amazing and wonderful person in the world!

Sasaki Kyojiro

The first time he saw you you were struguling to carry something, Sasaki decide to approach you and offer you help with it. He get really surprise for the fact that what you were carring isn't really heavy, both of you ended making some chat and he ask you about it, thats how you tell him your story, he listen carefuly (and curiosly) your explanation of how you don't have strength since you were born because someone steal it

Since then Sasaki and you became friends, he always offer you help whenever he sees you and he even tell you his own story, how he never really had win a fight. And with time both of you start dating

Sasaki is someone who prefer to avoid conflict (unless is with someone stronger), but will stand up for you if someone dare to make fun of you

He's truly worried about you so he may suggest you to train with him, but it doesn't matter how hard you train you seems to never win strength , so he just decide to let it be

Sasaki notice that there is something special about you, but doesn't seems to find out what it is, so he decide to wait. Also he's really curious about the rapier you carry around, he will ask you about it and even ask you let him try it. He find funny and a little cute that this is the only sword you're able to use

The moment you said that you use it to fight he stare at you for a moment before get all excited wanting to see you fight, and when he finally have the opportunity to see you fight he stares at you mesmerize, in that moment Sasaki falls in love with you even more (you can practically see hearts around him)

He inmediatly ask you for a fight, you're amazing! he wants to learn from your fighting style and he will ask you a lot of things about it, how do you do it? where did you learn and how? did someone teach you?

Now he always laugh whenever someone gets in your bad side or understimate you

Qin Shi Huang

Qin heard a rumor about someone really weak and that pick his curiosity, thats how he start searching for you. It didn't take long for him to find you, and inmediatly approach you and with a friendly manner introduce himself, after you tell him your name he ask you about your strength right away this man have no shame

The flamboyant emperor listen attent as you explain that you were like that since you were born because someone steal your strength, at first Qin doesn't believed it so he decide to stay by your side to see it himself, and he did

Qin see with his own eyes how even little things were really heavy for you, or how no matter how much you try to win strenght it never work. He doesn't really like this situation so he always offer you his help, even offer you to put someone at your disposal to help you whenever you want

By this point you had already stolen his heart, and it wouldn't take long for you to start dating

Qin is always teasing you about your strength, not because he wants to upset you but because loves to show off, and thinks that all your expresions are true beauty.

From then he never let you try to carry anything, always carring around himself your stuff (or put a servant to do it). Also LOVES to carry you around, in his arms, in his shoulder or in his back, where you're more comfortable (there are moments where he carry your stuff in one arm and carry you in the other just to make you bush/flustered)

Qin finds your weakness cute, and never gets bother for it (neither bored)

Nobody dare to even think to mess with the emperor's partner, but if someone is stupid enough to do it then that person have an angry Qin Shin Huang behind them

He already asked you about your rapier, and when you tell him that is to fight he get even more curious. Qin will for sure pester you about it until he finally had the oportunity to see you fight, he inmediatly notice that is a fighting style similar to his, for this he will offer you to train together (if you want) and some tips

Now in his eyes you're even more beautiful/perfect

Heracles

He used to be (and feel) weak, but this is a new whole extent. Heracles is a really kind soul and seeing you having a lot of troubles for your weakness sadden him a lot. His first approach to you was to help you and soon enough you two became friends

He felt a lot of curiosity of why you're like this, but is afraid of upset you if he ask, so you where the one who bring it up, hearing that it was actually someones fault that you were so weak anger him a lot (even more because it was when you were just a baby). After hearing you're story Heracles grows protective over you

He won't tolerate any kind of agression towars you, it doesn't matter if come from a human or a god he will stand up for you

He always try to be by your side to be able to help you whenever you need it (and because he loves to hang out with you), with time both of you become a couple and he couldn't be more happy

Heracles is a gentelman, he always treat you with respect, always in a sweet and gentle manner, sometimes even seems like he treat you like if you were made of glass

He is really curious about the rapier you carry around, but won't really ask about it

The day he had the oportunity to see you fight you were taking a walk by yourself, he sees you for afar when someone start making fun of you, he was ready to call them out but you were faster, in just a second the person was in the floor

No matter how much he think about it Heracles just can't bring himself to understand what just happen, so you wil have to explain it for him, about your figthing style

This makes Heracles rethink the whole imagen he had of you, even if you don't really have strenght you're not defenceless. He even apologize for how he acted

This experience make him get a whole new respect for you, and love you more too. He's still protective over you, it's just part of his personality

[bones4thecats]

haiiii!!

ok so I hope this is not to much but can you mix the two fandoms of pirates of the Caribbean and record of ragnarok but here’s what u want the plot to be like and you can changed it if you like bc this was like the biggest brainstorm I ever had but anyways so the reader is married to William turner but the reader is also fighting for the humans . Most of her/his comrades ( Nikola Tesla, Raiden, Qin, and the other campions on the humans side expect for Adam that knows the reader married but doesn’t know who till the end ) has feelings for them and so does the gods (Poseidon, hades, Thor, hermes, Heracles, and the other campions for the gods side) they have been trying to court the reader cus why not 🤭and the day before the ragnarok officially begins the gods and humans are eating dinner together but sitting in separate tables for obvious reasons, brunhilde surprises the reader by bringing her/his husband (William turner) ( but if you don’t know which movie to follow the plot like this like when William becomes the captain of the Flying Dutchman) you know the reader and William has there reunion like you know them being dramatic the reader runs into Williams arms as he spins her around and kisses her lovingly while tears of joy stream downs there face due to being apart for ten years the gods and humans are shocked and a little heart broken , and like they start asking questions the readers answers and you can do the rest on your own if you like cus that’s all I thought about for the past 15 mins but anyways sorry if this is to much :3

A/N: I decided to write for three humans, if you want any Gods, you can send in a request when my inbox re-opens. Enjoy!

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🦅 Lü Bu had admired your strength for quite a while now

🦅 You were once known as a fearsome pirate that traveled with the once prideful Captain Jack Sparrow, but nobody knew how much your life changed after meeting William Turner

🦅 Lü Bu loved to challenge anybody he deemed worthy to fight, and you were one of the rare few that could give him a bite back

🦅 You could say his admiration evolved into slight, slight, feelings for you, as he never really allowed himself to think of anything outside of battle or friendship

🦅 He was sitting beside his fellow human fighters when he heard Goll shriek in happiness, to which everyone in the area reacted

🦅 A young male stood beside you as he laughed at Goll's antics, that was when he discovered what happened to you after your journey aboard the seas

" Everyone, this is my husband, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, William Turner! Will, these are my fellow fighters. "

🦅 Lü Bu felt his heart tug at the sides, he had no idea you were married, and thankfully, he didn't act on his feelings, as that would make him feel like the biggest piece of crap in Valhalla

🦅 Unlike others, Lü Bu could push his feelings aside like nothing, so when you introduced your husband to your friend, it wasn't hard for him to get along with Will

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🩸 Jack admired you not just for your strength, but for your personality

🩸 You shined a color he had never seen before, at least one he hadn't seen so strongly and so openly

🩸 As a true English gentleman, Jack did not wish to court you without your permission, and he planned after dinner that night, he would ask for your permission

🩸 Jack watched as Brunhilde brought in a young man wearing an old-fashioned pirate outfit, and his eyes widened slightly as you ran up and let him twirl you around before dipping you in for a kiss

🩸 And that kiss hurt his heart so much

🩸 William flushed when he noticed how many people were in the room, to which you laughed and introduced him to everyone there

🩸 Jack knew he wasn't the only admirer of you, but others took the news far better than him

🩸 He's good at masking his feelings, so watching as you happily sit by your husband while speaking to Jack and the others was a time that nobody could tell he was feeling quite down

🩸 William did though. And when he confronted him about it, Jack just answered him honestly, and William accepted it

🩸 Will knew you had these admirers, and he understood why, and since Jack had treated you and him so respectively, despite the hard hit, William just gave him the best advice he could

🩸 Jack watched as he walked away with you, and he couldn't lie

🩸 You and William deserved each other, and while Jack knew you wouldn't feel the same about him, being your friend and ally was a place he could stay and be happy

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🥊 Not gonna lie, Raiden reminded you of Jack Sparrow, a lot

🥊 From the way his determination and arrogance clouded his judgement and led to quite a few people knocking him down a few pegs, it just reminded you of the man you considered to be a brother so much

🥊 Raiden had romantic feelings for you ever since he had first seen you fight against Sasaki Kojiro during a practice session

🥊 The way you held yourself was something he admired and because of that, it evolved into something far more serious

🥊 He leaned back in his chair, and when he saw the kiss you and William shared that night, it made him sit up and ask who he was, along with others, but he was a main person to get a hint angry

🥊 Why did he not realize you were married?

🥊 William was very respectful towards you, and Raiden couldn't help but compare himself to the young captain

🥊 You loved the way he talked to gently and with so much passion for his crew and job, despite the long time he was forced to stay away from you

🥊 After dinner, Raiden sat awake and pondered why he felt this way. And when he realized why, it broke his heart, but, unlike certain people, he pushed his feelings to the front lines and he hid himself away for hours on end

🥊 Once he finally processed everything, he got along with Will surprisingly well, and while his feelings for you may never truly fade away, if this guy makes you happy, it's worth every minute