#ror heimdall

[monochrome-cropcrown]

The fucking context is "Odin's Graduation Ceremony" 💀💀???

IS THIS A GRADUATION OR A TRIAL??? WHY'S ODIN STARING AT HERCULES LIKE HE COMMITTED A CRIME?? IS HEIMDALL CRYING TEARS OF JOY FOR THE GRADUATION OR JUST SCARED FOR HERCULES??

[justvir]

Shuumatsu no Wälkure X Tokyo Revengers (same VA)

[bones4thecats]

2023 Halloween Special; RoR

A/N: Part 1 of the Halloween Specials, and when they are all posted, I will have a special announcement in regardance to my Request Form, enjoy~~

Their Favorite Thing To Do With Their S/O During Halloween

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📯 This guy thoroughly enjoys singing a bunch of halloween songs through his megaphone at the other norse gods, his favorite to sing is This is Halloween from ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’

📯 Heimdall does also enjoy judging people’s costumes, though it’s mostly the children who dress up, since most gods see it as pointless

📯 If you ever wanted to do couple-costumes, he’d do it happily

📯 This god does try to get Odin and the others to allow trick-or-treating in the house, so they can connect with the new generation of children faster

📯 It fails, but he never stops trying every year

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🍭 This guy lives for trick-or-treating

🍭 It’s a day where he gets free candy to add to his stash, if he could, he’d make every day Halloween

🍭 He also enjoys dressing up in costumes with you, though it’s mostly just things simple like ghosts, very rarely will he ever put an extreme amount of effort into something to trivial when he could be spending that time with you

🍭 Whenever he gets candy that night, he basically rushes home with you and begins to add the sweets to his already existing stash he hides in your room and the one he hides somewhere else throughout your shared home

🍭 Honestly, it surprised everyone on how the food somehow hasn’t expired

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📨 This god. Oh boy

📨 He has so much work to do when it comes to delivering messages that he never really had a Halloween to celebrate, even with you

📨 But since this year Zeus wanted to see his son happy and free for the day, he gave him the day off as an early Christmas gift

📨 Hermes immediately went home and began to bake

📨 That is his favorite thing to do with you, make all kinds of treats for all the pantheons

📨 He’d love making things like pumpkin pie, but he also enjoys cooking a bunch of foods, he has an amazing palette, and knows exactly what everyone likes, because he flies around a lot

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🐍 This little gremlin likes doing anything revolving around scaring people

🐍 If you think he does this enough when it isn’t Halloween, prepare the sappy movies

🐍 He constantly jumps out to scare everyone that passes by, especially Thor, Odin or his birds, and you

🐍 Loki also enjoys watching horror movies, his favorites are either slasher movies or psychological

🐍 He’s so mental that he even recommends things for the antagonist to do;

“ Come on, just cut her head off, she’ll bleed like a pig! “

🐍 Everytime some child asks trick-or-treat and Loki answers the door, he says trick and sprays them with silly string

🐍 Damn gremlin

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🪩 This head god of the Hindu Pantheon definitely enjoys survival horror movies

🪩 They bring him back to when he and Rudra were younger and battling the gods one by one

🪩 Shiva also enjoys going to pumpkin patches, baking, carving pumpkins, decorating the yard, and making treats with his wives and S/O

🪩 When you first handed him a pumpkin and told him to draw a face, he drew something along the lines of a temple of his

🪩 It was hard to carve, but he did enjoy watching you and his wives take out the seeds and stuffing to fully finish it

🪩 Watching you make decorations and treats also makes him happy

🪩 Shiva especially loves watching you and his wives help Ganesha with a costume if he wanted one that year, it was so domestic, it made him forget he could destroy something with a flick of his finger for a minute

[samyanggs]

hi may I get valentine date headcannons for heimdall, sasaki, and adam?

Ofc i have another request that’s the same but instead of Adam it’s lu bu, Adam is gonna be shorter cuz I’m not too sure about his character/personality (valentines special(?) is coming soon)

Warning: none

Valentine date headcanons

Sasaki Kojiro

It’s Valentine’s Day! Normally he’d spend the day training but after meeting you, he’d much rather spend time with you than train.

Will bring you somewhere he thinks is romantic and because of his love for nature it’s almost always picnics (if it’s raining then he’ll stay home with you and help you cook)

Gets you flowers if you love flowers, if you rather chocolate he’ll get you some. Doesn’t matter what he has to get you he’ll try his best to get it for you.

Sometimes asks Buddha or Jack for advice since, Jack being the gentleman that he is and Buddha being the one experienced with snacks and gifts alike (and knowing how to get someone something nice without it being too extravagant)

Definitely compliments you the entire day and clings to you to make sure you know how much he loves you. (“You’re so pretty” “thank you, dear” “did you know that your eyes are very pretty?” “I do now thank you love”)

Doesn’t expect anything from you back since he decided (by himself) that he’ll be the one to give you gifts, love and compliments the entire day so when you do it to him back he gets a little flustered.

Just because Valentine’s Day is over that he’ll stop. He will never stop loving you or showing how much he loves you.

Heimdall

It’s Valentine’s Day! Yay! He expects you to give him gifts, love and attention the entire day because it’s Valentine’s Day, it goes both ways.

Clings to you and compliments you the entire day, kissing your cheek, forehead and your hand the entire time.

He brings you flowers, snacks or whatever gift you want. Anything for you. He has to ask Buddha for good snacks to give you because it’s well Buddha.

Brings you to wherever you want to go. A nice restaurant? He’s already got a seat for the two of you. A picnic? He’s got everything set up for the two of you now sit down and enjoy. Anywhere for you.

Loves getting compliments from you as much as he loves giving you compliments as well. You could be sitting down, doing anything and he’d come up to you, complimenting you. (“How’d I end up with someone as beautiful as you?” “Oh- you’re quite handsome don’t you know that?” “I do know that but you’re so pretty and beautiful and kind.. I love you so much”)

This man begs for you to let him have a long cuddle session. (And when he means long he really means it) he just loves holding you close or being held close to you. He doesn’t mind being the big spoon or the little spoon as long as you’re close to him he doesn’t care.

Will fall asleep if you guys cuddle which is why you only cuddle when it’s nearing the end of the day because the rest of the time is spent with him, giving you gifts, treats, snacks, flowers and anything else.

Adam

Would rather do anything you’d like to do because he doesn’t care as long as you enjoy it he does.

His ideal place is anywhere with you with lots of apples (1. Cuz he likes apples and 2. To disrespect the gods by spitting out the seeds) and no gods so you both can be together peacefully.

He prefers just being with you the entire time, giving you flowers and some snacks. He doesn’t expect anything from you all he wants is to be with you.

Will tell/show you how much you mean to him with gifts, touch and words.

He’ll give you whatever flowers he thinks reminds him of you. Of course he makes sure that he gets some of your favourite flowers too.

If you want to stay home and lay down together the whole day because you’re not feeling like going out? No problem he’s there, cuddling you, helping you or even feeding you.

[criesinitalics]

Look its either I post my stupid memes here or on tik tok and frankly I don’t think anyone there has picked up on ror since the anime

[fruitcakei]

✨Based almost entirely on vibes✨ I will not be including these hcs in any other hcs

Forseti has fanboyed over Thor for so so long, he is the fanclub and ya'll saw him dance, but if you ever asked he would deny it vehemently

Rudra is out to his friends but never told Shiva

Zeus' poor gay/nonbinary kids, man.

If Buddha Hades and Heimdall have any LGBT in them it is very very lowkey

But I can actually still see it

Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Heimdall was nonbinary

Buddha? Pan? Tbh girl we kinda done knew

Thor has the emotional complexity of a rock so no he didn't think about it

Loki is literally an LGBT icon just look it up

Shiva would never be about dudes and kinda shuns the whole idea??? But he's still pan and he openly loves all his wives so

Poor Rudra

Zeus is mostly homophobic 'cause he has enough trouble pulling ladies

Who exactly is trying to convince anyone that Aphrodite is straight

She is the literal goddess of love (at least in the eros sense)

Poseidon is homophobic (not actively; just if it happens to come up) partially because he's actually not totally straight and in denial

Let's be honest; who's joining Shiva's harem if they're not into his other wives?

As always send an ask if you want more head cannons/more specific headcannons, or for me to do humans/specific characters I missed!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#7 Salami!

Y/n*After stealing the mic from Heimdall, Taps the mic and clears throat*...HEY!......SAAALAMI!.....*Monotone voice and turns to wave at Loki*Hi!.....*Turns back to the crowd*GiVe mE BaCK mY HaMSter!....OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!-

Gods:..."Wtf-"

Human Fighters:...HOW DID THEY GET OUT AGAIN-

Loki & Göll*Are on the floor laughing their asses off*

[professionalranter31]

I honestly think Heimdall loves humanity for just how dramatic they are

I mean Lu Bu literally came into the arena wrapped entirely in bandages even over his head and then ripped through them while riding on horse back and his army beat multiple drums and proclaimed how amazing he was and then that motherfucker summons his weapon from the sky in a beam of light

Then Adam comes in on a giant pillar while the entire animal kingdom is around it and then he jumps down from the pillar and when he gets his weapon his partner came in on Pegasus!

Sasaki came in on a boat and when he unsheathes his blade the waters become immediately still

Jack comes in with a mask and then just tosses it aside while everyone in the arena thinks he’s The Jack the Ripper instead of the guy who killed him

The humans are having fun being dramatic with their entrances not really trying to show off their power while the Gods are just showing off their strength and might

Heimdall is clearly having fun finally being able to announce and commentate Ragnarok and he is loving that Humanity is being dramatic as fuck with it

I mean even Hercules and Buddha, two humans turned gods, were dramatic with their entrances instead of just showing off their power

Anyway Heimdall is one of my favorite characters and I just love his commentary for each fight

[sigyn-foxyposts]

RoR/SnV Sigyn info!

She's officially my OC now because of the time I spent on her! :'D

Voice lines ⬇️

[animefans-stuff]

Started watching Record of Ragnarok and I absolutely love Heimdall.

[shkrimter]

Heimdall when in some fan match up fanfics he needs to introduce Hitler: Damn, here we go again.

(Don't ask why.)

[togetherhearted]

Congrats on your 800 follower milestone! Can I request two of my favorite loud boys, Sebek Zigvolt from TWST and Heimdall from RoR with the line "Can I Kiss you?" please? :"3

The beloved loud boys ♡ So precious in their own way ♡

I hope it is fine!

MILESTONE SPECIAL:

Sebek and Heimdall: Can I kiss you?

-Human!- A loud voice made you hop on your feet. With a swift movement you saved your milk carton. -Y-yes Sebek?How can I help?- You composed yourself after the scare. -Can I kiss you?- He asked with his usual loud voice. You blinked at him. -Excuse me what?- -Lillia said that kissing the person you care about can increase your stamina and it's a 100% of success!- His voice loud and clear. -So, can I kiss you?- You heart jumped in your throat once he mentioned that he had to kiss a person he  cared about. He cared about you? -Sebek...umh....Lillia tricked you- -Nonsense! Lillia's advices are always right!- He took your hands in his;his eyes sparkled. You sighed;a small smile creept on your face as he insisted. Well, at least you had an excuse to smooch him.

Heimdall could be described as everything but soft spoken and insecure but today you saw him nervously pacing around the room with the Gjallarhorn in his hands. He was mumbling to himself. -Hey. It's going to be alright- You left the couch to squeeze his shoulders. -I know but...but I can finally use this! The Ragnarok is happening today!- He looked in your eyes. You could see his excitement in between his nervousnesses. -I-I feel like I'm about to explode!- He bounced on his feet. You chuckled softly. -Is there anything I can do to help?- -Can I kiss you?- He asked back hopefully -That could really help- You smiled softly and said yes with your head. You winched at his enthusiast shout.

[samyanggs]

can you please do yandere headcannons for heimdall and buddha? (also srry if I did this wrong, it’s my first time requesting for anything)

ahhh sorry I just got out of school and is currently going home. Ty for the request! And you’re fine! I can do heimdall and Buddha Yandere headcanons. Ive got a headache tho so sorry if some of these doesn’t make sense I’ll edit it later on after my headache is gone (I can barely think rn so I’m sorry if this isn’t done to your liking)

Warnings: gore(?), mentions of violence(?), manipulation(?), mentions/implied kidnapping, and others (I don’t support any of these actions done in this, this is just for entertainment for fictional characters)

Yandere headcanons

Buddha

Where did you come from and why were you so goddamn pretty? EVERYTIME he saw you or talked to you he got even more mesmerised by you. You even went out of your way to get him some sweets to snack on. You were perfect, at least in his eyes. You deserved everything so he did whatever he could for you. And you only.

He absolutely hated seeing somebody other than him talk, flirt or even look at you. If they went missing the next day after looking at you? He totally didn’t have anything to do with it.. totally.. anyways how was your day?

Someone touched you? Even if it was a friendly touch? No. Nobody can touch you nobody but Buddha at least.. he’ll allow family members and close friends but if anyone gets too close or goes a bit too far? Gone, and maybe dead the next day.

God you were plaguing his mind and he couldn’t stop thinking about you. He wanted, craved and needed your touch. Doesn’t matter where, his hand? His arm? His head? He doesn’t mind. He just wants you.

He will actually give and devote his entire being to you if it meant that you would be with him forever. Numerous thoughts came to his mind EVERYTIME he thought about you. All of them, needy, wanting and craving for you.

You recently got a boyfriend? Oh. Seems that he was too late.. maybe he should just give up? … HAH never. He’s never going to give you up. You’re his and he’s yours. It goes both ways. If you already took his heart (despite unknowingly) he might as well take your heart too.. literally or metaphorically? yes.

Oh no.. your boyfriend broke up with you.. and now you’re crying in his arms.. would you like to stay with me? Do you need anything? You deserve someone better. He said hugging you, whispering in your ear. He comforted you. He made himself keep a straight and sympathetic face but he honestly couldn’t be any happier. Now that, that.. that person was out of the picture he might have a chance.

Let me take care of you. I can do it for you. Let me do it. He did everything for you.. everything that someone like a boyfriend would do to be exact. Was he doing this on purpose? Perhaps, but it was working, you started to become easily flustered, blushing and stuttering mess around him. You’re finally his. And only his.

Heimdall

Uhh hellooooo? Who were you exactly? And why did you catch his interest so goddamn fast with those amazing looks of yours? You seemed like a good person and you were so adorable and cute.. he couldn’t just let you go like that. He went up to you and made conversation and he was right. You were an amazing person AND you were cute and adorable, well to him at least.

He made sure to talk to you everyday until you got closer to him. You were in his mind 24/7 without stop, he even started dreaming about you! You were so perfect and you both fitted together like a puzzle piece.. you guys just clicked. He’d be damned if he couldn’t have you.

He saw someone talking to you and he got jealous.. maybe too jealous because the next thing he knew he had somebody tied up to a chair in his basement. The next, he was picking up a metal bat and beating the shit out of the guy. He put down the bat soon after thinking that it was enough for now and warned the guy if he ever tried to go near you, warn you, look at you or even breath the same air as you that he’d kill him. The guy quickly agreed, afraid of heimdall.

He loved seeing you smile so he tried his best to make you smile whenever. He wanted, needed, craved and lived for your smile. He will sell his soul to you if it meant that you would keep smiling so pleasantly to him.

He was so terribly jealous once he found out that you found a lover. However, just to make you happy he endured the pain, jealousy and rage that he had in his body anytime he saw or heard your boyfriends name.

Your boyfriend cheated on you? Ok. Now your boyfriend was hurting you? It was bad when you both were together anyways but now he’s cheating on you? Thats the trigger. He comforted you, holding you close relishing in your warmth and touch whispering sweet nothings to you as he planned out how he was going to murder talk to him.

If your “boyfriend” suddenly disappeared the next day, he had no idea on who did it! He swears! But it was okay now. At least your boyfriend won’t hurt you anymore. A small price to pay for your happiness..

[fruitcakei]

Happy Holi! Technically Holi was Wednesday, but the local celebration was today. For those of you who don't know, Holi is the Hindu (mainly) festival of spring, color, and love, and to celebrate people like to eat traditional foods, dance to live music, and wear white to cake each other in colorful powders and sometimes water. It's greatly celebrated in India, but don't lose hope! There are local celebrations in other places.

Now, I would've celebrated Holi either way this year, but seeing as I'm into Record of Ragnarok right now, I thought some head cannons would be fitting! This one's pretty long, click at your own discretion!

Shiva, Parvati, Kali, and Durga

Shiva may've been rooting for humanity's destruction, but he'd really enjoy it if you snuck him into a Holi festival

And, of course, you'd be sneaking his wives in too

Honestly, standing in the crowd getting affectionately smeared with color while everyone dances to really loud music might just be enough to make him think humanity may be worth it

I can totally see him giving excited bear hugs

I mean, just look at those arms. Mans was built for hugs.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he took turns picking up you and his wives and letting you ride around on his shoulder both just for fun and so you can see the stage(s)

Depending on the last time he visited humans and how much he keeps an eye on them, he might be surprised to try a lot of the more recent foods

Delicious, the lot of them. Have you ever had a milk ball? Everyone's gonna have to try them

Parvati would probably be extra excited about all the food

Kind of like those moms who carry around food to feed passing armies, Parvati would buy so many wrapped snacks for later (especially ones that stay good a while) that you'd all have to be carrying some out when you left

Durga would get friendly-competitive about the colors

She'd definitely have to keep a clear hand print in her color on your whole group's backs at all times

She will get the last word

Kali would probably start feeling competitive, too, though she might have to take a break at some point to avoid actually harming someone

That would probably be the point at which everyone paused with the colors and dancing to get some food

After returning everyone would be pretty tired, so after washing up everyone would be going down for a group nap/cuddle session

Buddha

Buddha's less there for the colors, more for the food and people watching

You can fully expect that he already knows where the best snacks are and you'll be hitting all their shops

He'll even show you a few snacks that he doesn't particularly like because he knows you'll love them

While you're out getting snacks, you're certain to pass accessory shops, and anything you buy will be a little memento

If you get matching hair accessories, he'll absolutely wear it, especially if he knows you're wearing yours

Sometimes it seems like he wears it specifically to lightly poke at other gods by showing that you two are close, but of course you'll never really know

If you get any kind of clothing he'll be happy to see you wear it, seeing it as a fond reminder of your time together at the festival

Probably wore a white tank top but would actively avoid getting colored

Would honestly probably wear a shower cap to protect his hair if it weren't a crime to hide his amazing hair (and a crime against fashion)

Because you're dodging the crowd and avoiding getting colored, you have a very chill time and can stay quite a bit longer.

You can happily enjoy listening to the music and watching the crowds with constant colorful puffs of powder flying into the air and kids laughing and chasing each other from a distance with your snack haul

You'd have to watch it with the snacks, though, 'cause no good outing in the human world is complete without a good dinner

Buddha's got an eye for food even without prior knowledge, so while you may or may not go somewhere fancy, you know the food will be good.

Heimdall

Holi isn't a part of his culture, so he wasn't sure what to expect, but he wore a white t-shirt just as you asked

Foods aren't a main point for him, but he absolutely enjoys wandering around seeing the variety and trying some of the sweets with you

If he sees something you would really like, he's gonna buy it in secret and give it to you later

If it's something that fits both of you, he'll at least be tempted to get a matching one

He would absolutely enjoy dancing in the crowd for a bit as you both got colored from head-to-toe

The best part for him would be meeting and interacting with all these new people

It wouldn't be long before he made many new friends who he would be just a bit sad to not see again

With his mild and charismatic demeanor, he easily attracts lots of people to hang out with while you're there

You'll have to come back next year

In fact, you'll have to visit the human world in disguise more often

After you're done with the festival, you end up going to dinner with your new pick-up group

It's wonderful and lively, though quite a bit of social interaction, so you don't stay any longer than that.

To wind down from such festivities, you both wash up and enjoy a calming evening reading or watching something after that

Thor

Why did you bring him again???

He came along for you, but he's not exactly the life of the party, so he doesn't know what you expect here

It may be a bit difficult to get him to relax, but he'd certainly find the event interesting

People running around, dancing, smiling, periodically throwing colored powder at him - it seemed shocking and somewhat invasive at first since he tends to mind his own business and expect others to do the same, but he quickly gets used to it

It's still not his element per se, but it's not harming him and it's a little fascinating to see people act so different from what he's used to

If you asked this man to dance with you in private he might do it, but he is not bouncing along to music in a crowd of people

You'd be better off keeping your distance from any stage and just chatting and enjoying the vendors around

Because this is such a new and interesting environment, you have a lot more potential for conversation than usual

If you're curious about his culture, celebrations, and traditions, now is definitely the time to ask

In exchange, he'll expect you to explain some of the weird stuff he's seeing

He's a bit insular and would be wary of trying new food, but he'd certainly try some things with you

If you figure out his tastes and pick something he really likes, it'll permanently increase humans' standing with him by a small amount

He'd be more likely to ask that you leave the festival early, but he'd also be most likely to explore around town with you.

You and him could walk around in your formerly white clothes observing the people, food, and shops

He'd be more careful on the street to make sure people kept their distance

He's just a bit protective like that and wouldn't want your special outing to end on a bad note

Not that anyone would dare disobey his doom-y glare

Loki

You've brought this minor menace to society right into his element

No one knows who he is or knows what's coming

It's a crowd of happy celebrating people who are foregoing their usual boundaries just for this joyous occasion

You better keep his ass on a leash

Who knows what he's gonna do if you don't

He's not as interested in just being around people and he's not at all comfy with them getting close enough to put powder on him

It's best if you just stay out of the crowd

He'd definitely enjoy watching kids run around attacking each other with colors, though

He'll absolutely try to find something super spicy to give you without telling you

Will probably bring more back to prank others

May, in fact, simply buy the spiciest sauce he can find to wreak havoc upon the other gods' taste buds

What have you done

Chaos aside, he enjoys the food and the open atmosphere the most

There's just something nice about being around a whole bunch of people who act so freely and have no idea who he is

That very thing makes him really start to relax and enjoy the trip for what it is rather than just an opportunity to make hell

Like Thor, he likely asked that ya'll leave the festival after hanging out for a bit and exhausting the available stalls, but he'll happily walk around town and sight see

He's more open to the different foods, so if anything catches his eye you'll be eating dinner there

Others

You're not convincing Poseidon to go

Even if you did, he wouldn't have fun and it'd be hard to have fun with him

It's just really not his thing

Aphrodite would be a joy to bring along, though she's a little too flirty with passing festival-goers

She may make some of them uncomfortable

She'd totally be down to party with everyone, go shopping, and maybe hit a bar

She'd probably be a good candidate for a large group

Her, Loki, Hercules, Thor, and Ares would be fun together

Ares would be hesitant to throw colors at people, but he'd really enjoy the lively and friendly atmosphere, though he'd try not to totally show it

Hercules would be a color-spreading joy

The kids would be hanging off him, strangers would be dancing with him, and he'd be grinning ear-to-ear through it all

How nice to be amongst his people in such a happy setting

Matching mementos and pictures are a must with him

Brunhilde would happily watch everyone, thoroughly enjoying the festive atmosphere, though not wishing to be directly involved

Relaxing with her at festivals like this is a great way to make fond memories

It all might be a bit too loud and rambunctious for Hermes, you may want to break him in with smaller events before this one

His default is somewhat judgmental, so such a wild festival would just be a bit overwhelming and might prevent him from having an open mind

Adamas would get competitive about the colors but also have a lot of fun

You'd certainly stay a while, even past when your social battery ran out

He doesn't get to have enough rambunctious fun, so this would be a very welcome change of pace

It would be difficult to get Forsetti to come without Thor, and he'd be nervous at first, but he'd quickly settle into the atmosphere and have fun dancing and spreading color with everyone else

Would absolutely suggest having dinner at a bar afterwards, though likely wouldn't make any new friends there unless they or you started the conversation

I wanted to write one for several of the gods I mentioned in "others", but I unfortunately ran out of time and brain juice. Still, I had a lot of fun writing this! If you want me to write a full one for any specific character or think I should write some for the humans, shoot me an ask and I'll write it! I honestly might write one for the humans either way, though. I tried to make these interpretable from a platonic or romantic viewpoint, but if you want something more specifically one or the other, you can send an ask for that, too!

[blackhayete]

Reasons to watch Record of Ragnarok:

Heimdall committing to the bit

Thrud being muscular and thicc

Men’s tits

All of but two of the guys are tits out 100%of the time seriously

Did I need to know what would happen if Adam and Zeus got in a fist fight? No but I’m glad I do

Strategically placed fig leaves

Buddha not sharing candy

Jack the Ripper vs Hercules in a street fight.

So many other things

Seriously watch these overly muscled idiots fight it’s hilarious

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WHAT THE?? LET HIM FINISH HELLO??