#rosieposting

[heyhoneylook]

Happy 18th Birthday, Rosie!

Rosie enjoying a catnip-filled birthday present

Rosie drools when she's happy; here is the couch cover after brushing her (her favorite activity)

One of her favorite passtimes is greeting the neighborhood pigeons

Taking it easy in an afternoon sunbeam

Enjoying catnip

Watching for threats from atop her perch

Gotta keep those ears clean...

...and those beans moistened!

In her "bedroom" (a doghouse we keep indoors)

Rosie's best advice: take lots of naps and eat lots of treats on your birthday!

Everyone please wish Rosie a happy 18th birthday!

[dearjohntaylorsversion]

Taylor tonight

[literalliterature]

Dimetrodon for Mayleozoic! Big lad! Lad who is not a dinosaur! Lad with a semi-upright stance!

Also bonus outtake of my cat trying to eat him

[ID: The first photo shows a polyclay sculpture of a Dimetrodon, a brown animal with partially splayed legs and a tall, red, spiny sail on its back. There are a few teeth sticking out of its closed mouth. The second photo shows a white cat biting down onto the sail of the sculpture. End ID.]

[sessenaa]

Rosie in 💃 some radical 90’s clothes!

Your wish is my command!

[hellaverses-rosie]

Oh my goodness, hello! I'm getting used to this.

This will be my pinpost, where you can find everything neatly organized!

But first let me tell you about myself. Hello, hi, I'm Rosie! Part of @hellaverses. It's so lovely to have you here.

If there's anything you need, submit a request. Let me know if you have some voice lines you want to hear, if there's a song you want me to cover or write a parody of. It's hard work! So I'm going to need you to be patient. Queue here.

Tags: Songs, blabberin, others work, fanart, I'll add more is needed.

((played by @0w0))

Catalog:

This is where I'll list my work chronologically!

Caravan of Thieves - Eat You (cover)

Emilie Autumn - Girls! Girls! Girls! (Planned)

[hanayanaa]

oops I slept all day again but i had some really cool ass dreams and I wanted to finish them lmfao

1) i was al and he had killed himself and came back as a ghost and the majority of the dream was just floating around random places and into them. we did so many home invasions.

i went to his old school to traumatize his old bullies with his ghostly form

i think he comes back to life maybe at the end im not sure because i remember rosie supporting him walking cuz he wasn't too stable on his feet for some reason

also we went to sheldons house for some reason and he lived in this gas station looking thing and you had to go down stairs and through security and gates like damn dude who's coming here

2) ame was in octo ex except she skipped levels so this one was like, practice which was bullshit

anyway we were in a mall and we got to explore around and it was a reused brain location it was cool as hell i wish it was real! anyway it was all a simulation and no one could actually interact or see her but she had a really fun time running around the mall, couldn't really buy anything though. all the exits and shops were barried off invisible force field style

she got some money for bao to eat before she started the test

the test was weird it was timed and the tasks were like "pet this frog" "brush this turtle" warioware ass shit...

the one I remember specifically was the final one where she had to finish this meal which was a burger. she (me) asked if she could not eat the tomatoes and tartar disembodied ai voice was like sure but you have to eat all of the rest of the burger. and like she dropped some onion rings on the floor somehow and had to eat it off the floor as per the rules 😭

also there was a side of bulgolgi with the burger idk why. No rice just meat. She took it to go it was good i think

anyway she successfully passed but was obviously grossed out by having to eat public floor onion rings, but she got money and food for passing so...

also for some reason as she was on her way to the elevator to leave the mall testing area she was chased by a creepypasta sonic that was kinda scary as shit okay!

also there were ads for the bulgolgi burger place in the elevator LMAO

3) same setting, ame is in octo ex, but the task this time was to like, scoop as much random shit from these barrels with a pair of tongs as u could. however this was knockout style, there were 3 other people, and one of them was ame's mom. Actually my mom in the dream but via dream logic it was ames mom. the other two were random hs classmates i think they're unimportant and I forgot lmao. anyway the winner got to move on but everyone else would be executed...

the supermarket was like hmart but one that doesn't exist. it was kinda like one i frequent but the layout was fucked up. anyway the shit in the barrels was literally random, there was sushi and watermelons and bottles of tea and frozen food but if u could pick it up you won and also you'd get to keep it although the stuff in the barrel was decoys. Allegedly. It was definitely real food being fumbled around but whatever.

anyway I developed a method to pick them up fairly easily which was to actually just balance them instead of using the giant ass tongs which thinking back should be a worse strategy but whatever 🤷🏻‍♀️ dream logic ig

i had piles and piles of stuff while the two randos were fumbling and my mom was doing fine, but ended up helping me instead of finishing hers

i ran out of stuff to pick up and started picking up random shit from nearby shelves and tartar yelled at me

in the end i (ame) won and so everyone else was to die and then I got distracted thinking about how i could incorporate these dreams into ame's canon story somehow bc they gave me emotions but i don't think it would make sense for her to have a dead mom in my story idrk. anyway cuz of that I never really finished that dream properly and that's probably a good thing bc it'd be weird to see your mom die via goop telephone

that's it I think lmao it's pitch black now oopsie. i actually woke up at 10 and then went back to sleep #fuck

wait bonus dream from proper sleep hours:

4) i was chasing my friend mozzy around in alterna, she had a squeezer and i had this fucked up in-between gun of splash and jet squelcher and it looked like a hand drill. moz could self heal but it was like potions so she was kinda fucked if it ran out HOWEVER! some dude who was a capybara came over and set me on minecraft fire and i was so flabbergasted I just stood there and died 👍

and that was the entire dream it was the shortest one I've ever had

[movedmoevedomeoemeome]

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[vanguardvalentines]

Introducing: My Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss self-insert! His name is Maxwell Silverhammer! art by: @huitunkuutti (please commission them, he gave me some of the best customer service i've ever had) Detailed info under the cut: CW: Murder, cannibalism, ritual sacrifice, self harm, and cult related imagery

Maxwell is a sheep demon, inspired significantly by Razzle and Dazzle. He's a bimbo of a man, a total hopeless romantic and local mary sue. He was born in in 1906, and died in 1938, dying when he was only 32 years old.

Maxwell is Stolas' old boyfriend from when he was a teen. Stolas met him during his first visit to the human world for his job. Maxwell was still alive during this time, working as a candymaker for his parents. Both of them were about fourteen at the time, and instantly fell in love and had a years-long secret demon/human love affair behind Stella's back.

While Maxwell was alive, his father deeply disapproved of his relationship with the human-disguised Stolas, which caused a severe argument that resulted in Maxwell murdering his father and boiling his body in the large candymaking pots to get rid of it. He used the resulting various goos to turn into candy for his business. Since Maxwell felt no remorse, and justified his father's murder as being "for love', he continued to kill into is adulthood. He often dismembered the bodies to use as ritual sacrifices to summon his demon boyfriend to come visit him more often. He wasn't the brightest, so these only worked sometimes, often usually just summoning a lowly imp or other lesser demon. In fact, he was so not-good at this, that he accidentally opened a major artiery when trying to add his own blood to the ritual, panicked and bled out, becoming the metaphorical sacrificial lamb to summon his beloved.

Due to his repeated cannibalistic tendencies, and being from the 1920s, he fit right in with Cannibal Town working with Rosie who later became his best friend. Rosie introduced him to her best friend, Alastor, who hit it off with him and they became queerplatonic partners.

After booking a gig as a private dessert chef at the Goetia castle, that's where he finally finds his childhood love, and they reunite lovingly. Stolas very unsubtly cheats on Stella with Maxwell, causing their divorce. Maxwell and Stolas are happily married shortly after.

[vermissa-ermine]

I've lost 4 more followers.

People HATE Rosieposting.

Damn.

....

[old-knightsvow]

i can rosiepost all i want and still think tomgreg should get their careers (and mental health) ruined and be miserable for the rest of their lives. its okay

[heyhoneylook]

💖HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, ROSIE!💖

She loves to help me with my cross-stitch

And the belly is not a trap, and so soft

She's very affectionate

And is very clean and tidy

(She'll help clean you up too)

She's even helps with gaming!

She's a big snuggle-bug

And Rosie says 🌈GAY RIGHTS!🏳️‍🌈

So everybody please wish this loyal and loving lady a happy 17th birthday! 🌹🎁

[dearjohntaylorsversion]

She said: you’re distraught? That’s on you king

[literalliterature]

Fremds <3

[ID: Several photos showing tiny polyclay figurines of dinosaurs in bright colors. There is a green sauropod, a light blue Triceratops, an orange theropod, and a pink Stegosaurus with green back plates. The first photo shows them on a bookshelf, the second shows them clustered on a little pink dish, and the third shows a cat lightly batting at them, revealing that they are significantly smaller than the cat's paw. End ID.]

[sessenaa]

If you thought I was done with drawing my ocs as hades sprites, you were wrong!

Get Rosied idiots!

[knightcleric]

Rosieposting

[hanayanaa]

mmmmm drools last day of the year and i slept 15 hours because i had a cool dream...... well cool is not the right word probably but it was weird af and detailed af also (SUPER LONG AND CONVOLUTED there's like my splatoon agents and then also clownpiece gets involved for some reason and a lot of people die)

it was like. i don't remember all the details but rosie and ame were in this hotel together (al was simply not there) and bla bla normal vacation more or less except like people in this town were very touchy and had 0 sense of boundaries so they'd literally talk to u as if they'd known u forever when in fact they didn't know ur name at all

there was like this big building that was a giant slab of glittery raw marble and the top half had this pool and ame and rosie and some other random people they were friends with my brain invented went in and they just gave out free food in the middle of the pool. there was a bunch of people there but they managed to grab two slices of pizza

ermmm anyway this is where it gets fucked up bc rosie was alone in the hotel room and someone just barged in and started harassing them so they FUCKING JUMP OUT THE WINDOW and they're like fucking dead. and the dude is still up there like omg are u dead. Omg she's dead. Hey are you dead. Lol jumping like that you're definitely dead

anyway ame is like obviously fucking heartbroken and she leaves the hotel and has to drag rosies body back home with her on public transport 😭 and the trains were really weird and the station was not safe at all because there wasn't any railing or anything and it wasn't obvious when the train was urs cuz sometimes they'd drive right next to the platform and you're like oh it's my train and u step down but then it just goes and makes a turn and u almost get run over

also again people in this place had 0 sense of boundaries so ame was also getting harassed by random white women like one of them decided she was best friends with her and was determined to sit next to ame and Ames like No Go Away

like homegirl was insane she was like oh.... all the single seats are taken..... looks like you're gonna have to sit on the bench with meeeee :3

but ame wasn't having that bullshit she just went into swim mode and somehow managed to smash Rosie's corpse into swim mode also and just hid under the nasty ass train seats until she could manage to escape to the top level which she did eventually

anyway the area was nice af for the most part there was this one stop where the shops and stuff were all sanrio fairy kei sweet lolita esque designs like the entire area was like that, ame almost wanted to get off early to see but she had her dead girlfriend in her arms so....

the area she actually got off at was called like avenue oklahoma or something but it was actually this fancy victorian - 1920s fashion district. anyway ame's base/house was this highly secure underground area and she needed to use her fingerprint and eye to access it, it was like a vending machine that would open to this other door, which would then open to the elevator that goes down to the lab

anyway i don't really remember what happens next besides she cried a lot and cryogenically froze rosies body so she could revive her later somehow

Anyway this is where it gets even weirder because clownpiece and junko get involved somehow????????clownpiece is also at the hotel and she's being tasked with solving the mystery of who killed rosie i think and she also has to blend into human society which is fine for her but she's really mad that she can't fly since her wings are hidden. she hates stairs and thinks they're stupid and she also hates walking

she was stuck in the elevator for a while because it moved sideways as well and it was super large and people were obnoxious and dumb and they'd like being entire plates of food in or wear giant ballgowns and poor pipis' room was on the 7th floor out of 8 so she was stuck there while everyone came in and was all over her and each other

ummm the next part is a little blurry but i remember her leaving the hotel and getting chased by someone and she breaks protocol and spreads her wings and starts flying and shooting danmaku but she could also use her torch to turn into different touhous I remember she turned into sakuya and yuyuko among others, she did that to throw the guy off

forgot the next part but now she's in texas for some reason and there's a group of people i don't remember and junko is there and they're just walking casually through this big street and keep in mind clownpiece hates walking so she's a little grumpy

There's this other kid she's talking with I don't remember who but for some reason i wanna say it was Rosie ?????????? idfk this dream already makes 0 sense

anyway i remember they went into a park and rosie sticks their hand thru this hole in a bridge and just pulls out a fish and clownpiece was like "man if wakasagihime was here she'd be so fucking mad at you" and Rosie giggles like "yeah.... ripley (??????? @/energywarning's agent 3 oc) would also be really mad if she was here....." and then they start crying for some reason because I guess Ripley was also dead idfk

Rosie was like "if only i had a jar with me, id keep this fish. id treat it better than i ever treated ripley (???????????????????????)" and then they toss the fish back into the river with a sigh

and then the two kids toddle back to junko and the other adults and I think they were gonna go to yuyuko to beg her to revive Somebody which a) i don't think she can do b) i don't even know whos even dead at this point

Anyway and then I woke up bc it's fucking 8pm now and i took 30 minutes to recall and write all of this down