#ruby longstocking Harleys strider

[sillypuppybarks]

1: I'm surprised that I havvwent seen jadedirkhal before this that's a fuckin a tier ship-

2: lovvwe Ruby's name change.

3: so, any plans for omega kid shenanigans?

Thank you!!! I'm also very surprised it doesn't have more stuff. I think I'm one of the first ppl to actually ship it lol

Yeah I don't understand where yiffany fucking came from, but I most definitely prefer Ruby over THAT...Dirk named her in my au B3

Yeah!! Jade in ECBD is the captain of s roller derby team that Ruby is in (her derby name is Scarlet Bitch and Jades is Joan of Bark) and I like to think all the omega kids (this term includes my fankids as well btw!!) are in the team and slot of shenanigans ensue X3

[meraki-sunset]

If the gf fans get steve sketches can the hs fans get crow sketches 👉👈🥺

Of course! Tho most of the sketches i have are full of spoilers so this are only the safe ones

[turquo1s]

Youd love me if i was his

[nowehavetodoonemore]

Aw man I never posted this now did i

[davekat-sucks]

It's funny that Yiffy was meant to be the Davejade kid who never was, because not only is there not a lick of Dave, Jade, or Rose in her personality, she is literally the most Karkat (affectionate) out of all of the new kids.

So does that mean Jadekat is canon?

[pxnky-prxmise]

💿🌌 SPACE TIME | DAVE strider x JADE harley + 📱💥 NICKELBARK | AVRIL thorpe x YIFFANY "YIFFY" LONGSTOCKING lalonde harley

i miss them a lot

-> Remember your daily click🍉! What you do can help thousands, especially in dire situations, your help is needed.

[spiralingguitarist]

made this weird funny cheerful alternate version of yiffy lalonde harley cause epilogues/^2 can suck my bulge lol. can you tell i think vrissy has the best fashion sense of all omega kids

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

@jonayariley

The 205th Year Prospit Time. Time was the single hinge-point that connected everything. It was the one constant in all of this — the one thing that they had no control over. They could fly through the air effortlessly — reach into their very souls to conjure up the essence of life itself — construct reality out of whole cloth. But time would never bend to their wills — would never subjugate itself to the need to run back to before any of this had ever happened. To an apartment in Greenwich Village and a night where she’d finally felt like she was at peace. Two hundred years had gone since then — two long centuries that seemed to June to have been one series of unreality after another. Maybe she had well and truly died back then — maybe this wasn’t the continuation of her consciousness but some strange half-existence. The last few active neurons firing off, straining her perception of time to its breaking point. And then, when that last connection snapped— “Auntie June, are you sad?” The voice from down below where she was floating in the air — the small voice of the child that Rose and Jade had… created together. June looked down to see Ruby standing by themselves, their small ears twitching. Rose and Jade had dressed them, of all things, a school uniform. June smiled at the child — she liked Ruby. Ruby felt like hope to her, sometimes. “Why did you ask that, Rubes?” The small child shrugged, her ears flattening slightly. “You looked sad.” June tried to hold the smile — to make it seem more genuine. But the truth of it was that it felt all the way false — a pretender’s smile, full of secrets and lies. “I’m not sad, Ruby.”

Chapters: 40/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence; Major Character Death

Category: F/F; F/M; Multi

Fandom: Homestuck; Hiveswap

Relationships: Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket; Porrim Maryam/Aranea Serket; Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde; Porrim Maryam & Kankri Vantas; Meenah Peixes/Kankri Vantas; Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde; Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider; ?????? Elwurd/Porrim Maryam; Jane Crocker/Jake English; Kanaya Maryam/Aradia Megido; Kanaya Maryam & Karkat Vantas; Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket; Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket; Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes; June Egbert/Dave Strider

Characters: Aranea Serket; Meenah Peixes; Porrim Maryam; Beforus Feferi Peixes; Jade Harley; Rose Lalonde; Dave Strider; John Egbert; Lynera Skalbi; Charun Krojib; Kankri Vantas; Stelsa Sezyat; Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde; Jane Crocker; Roxy Lalonde; Jake English; Dirk Strider; Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley; ?????? Elwurd (Hiveswap); Cronus Ampora; Daraya Jonjet; Latula Pyrope; June Egbert; Damara Megido; Doc Scratch (Homestuck); Karkat Vantas; Aradia Megido; Kanaya Maryam; Tavros Nitram; Feferi Peixes; Eridan Ampora; Vikare Ratite; Ardata Carmia; Terezi Pyrope; Konyyl Okimaw; Boldir Lamati; Skylla Koriga

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe; Alternate Universe - Modern Setting; Alternate Universe - Fantasy; Alternian Empire (Homestuck); Beforus (Homestuck); Modern Era; Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk; Cyberpunk; Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse; Alternate Universe - After College/University; God Tier (Homestuck); Derse and Prospit; cosmic horror; Beforus Culling (Homestuck); Private Investigators; Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy; Attempted Sexual Assault; Heist; Imperial Drones (Homestuck); Alternate Universe - Steampunk; Alternia (Homestuck)

[tha-za]

W-what... What if... What if Yiff Ruby but she is Crow’s child? 

Crow Strider AU by @meraki-sunset

[sillypuppybarks]

So, bc I somehowwv havvwe been under a rock this wwvhole time:

Care to givvwe a mutt a rundowwvn on the general au?

OKAY so

the general au is like Homestuck 2, but dirk doesn't f off to do God knows what on the Theseus with rose and terezi

its mainly a self indulgence au with alot of my fav ships, and everyone is VERY polyamorous

most of the omega kids still exist, EXCEPT:

Yiffany is no longer named, THAT, and is instead named Ruby and is a jadedirkhal ship child!!

tavros is a roxyjane kid !! he's Harry's halfbro B3

davekat have a child named Joss and Ruby has a sister named Sal!!

everyone Is very transgender and its based on @/conceptofjoys Homestuck stuff since I LOVE their work!!!

i have a lot of head canons surrounding it like who lives with who, relationship stuff etc etc B3

ask me more stuff...u can ask about specific charcs or ships ur wondering about!!

main ships in this au are:

jadedirkhal

javepeta

davekat

junejasprose

davepetadavekat

nepetajasprose

roxyjane

dirkhal

dirkhaljake

theres probably more that I forgot but!!! whatevs!

[quest-draws]

[Image description: A collection of rough, coloured sketches of Homestuck characters, mostly depicting characters or scenes from Homestuck^2.

In the top left is Yiffy, swearing profusely while Candy!Jade clasps her hands and says "I'm so proud of her." Yiffy is labeled 'Best Character'.

In the top right is Terezi in her Meat outfit, happily traipsing along with her tongue out.

Middle-left is Harry Anderson, Floating along with a tape measure drawn.

Dead middle is John/June Egbert, floating aimlessly in god-tier jammies with a trans flag in one hand. The words 'April 13th' are squished between the skethces.

Right-middle is Vriska and Vrissy. Vriska says "Alright, let's 8e child soldiers, l8l." with her hands on her hips. Vrissy says "ha ha, I'm in d8nger."

Bottom-left is two sketches of Karkat and Dave. In the first, Dave is looking up at Karkat, seated on a washing machine, saying "wonk." In the next, Karkat takes off his shades and says "Take these stupid things off and wonk at me properly, you fucking cretin," making Dave blush furiously.

Bottom-right is Tavros Crocker, sitting with his head in his hands with a caption that says 'wishing his aunt/sister was a better kidnapper.' End description.]

Happy birth June hope things get better for ya soon.

[swagstar]

MY FAVORITE DOODLE PAGE

SO OBSESSED WITH THIS. SOME PASTED IN SHIT FOR REFRENCES, A BUCNH OF RUBIES, DIRK GOOMBA, ACTUAL ART AND FUCKING DIRK STRETCHED RIGHT ABOVE IT. RED SEX RUBY. dont even get me on the milf text queen. god

obsessed with how ruby looks like theyre gonna commit violence bc they saw dirk goomba

from 07/10/21

[i-pay-for-hs2-so-u-dont-have-2]

Fun fact: Y*ffany is the only Homestuck character that is a related to all of the human characters.

[nowehavetodoonemore]

my "ruby is a davejade child" agenda. anyway they have invaded my mind.

dave trying to deal with a dog wife and a dog child.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Ruby: Sooooo, how do our parents fly?

Vrissy: What?

Ruby: Our parents. how do they fly?

Ruby: I guess vriska gets a pass because she has wings, but the rest of them? they don't have wings. and i don't think powers over life and heart can cause you to flat

Vrissy: I don't know, They're Gods, it's just What Th8y Do.

Vrissy: Anyw8ys, I got Classes in a hot minute so I'll talk to You later

Ruby: >:/

Dirk, floating along: So, I hear you're jealous of our mad flying skills?

Ruby: I'm not

Dirk: Well, I'll let you in on a little secret, but you gotta follow me.

Ruby, sickened but curious: I'm sickened, but curious

Dirk: Follow me

Ruby: *follows into a nearby broom closet*

Ruby: I'm not sure I like where this is going

Dirk: Sit down.

Ruby: Yes sir.

Dirk: Ruby Lalonde-Harley, what I am about to say cannot leave this dingy broom closet, is that understood?

Ruby: *nods*

Dirk: We, that is, the gods, can't fly.

Ruby: What?

Dirk: It's true. Only John and Jade can actually fly. The rest of us can't.

Dirk: Even Vriska. Her wings can't support her weight.

Dirk: All we can do is use our godly lung muscles to breath out of our noses really hard and hope nobody notices.

Dirk: We're lying to everyone about it all the time, and I wasn't sure how much longer I could keep it up without telling somebody.

Ruby: Why are you telling me this?

Dirk: Because.

Dirk: Nobody will ever believe you.

Ruby: You sick son of a bitch D:<

[davekat-sucks]

wasnt it confirmed a while back that yiffy was actually meant to be a DAVEJADE kid but they switched it to rosejade cucking for the sake of drama? the people at english pumpkin party discussed this

I think it was under a different name like Ruby or that it was Dave's choice himself to name her Yiffany, not Jade herself. Then again, there was also the theory that Jade may have captchalog a dead Dave, wanting a chance to revive a Dave to be with her if things don't go well after the JadeRoseKanaya affair. Keep in mind that mysterious sylladex card appeared only AFTER James Roach and HICU had taken over HS2 to become Beyond Canon.

All I know is that the cuck drama shit is stupid and whoever was thinking this and possibly be planning on Jaded reviving a dead Dave after all this, be it Andrew Hussie, James Roach, WhatPumpkin, or HICU, I hate them.