#ruby ramblings

[ruby-myth-dreamer]

Guys, emergency question, very important, im really bad at remembering neo pronouns, and i remember the xe and xem ones, but, what is, the like, third one, i dont remember what the theirs kne for it is, its very important i cant look stupid does anyone one please help a girl out

[rubys-forest]

Ahit au where everything's the same except the tale of queen vanessa is doomed yuri and

[ruby-myth-dreamer]

All the figures are built! They are temporarily taking over my hollow knight shelves on my desk until i have space for them

[fangswbenefits]

Patch 6 drops next week, and we're getting new kissing scenes animations 🩷 FOREHEAD KISSES

[azure-enechelon]

I love you Acele: the organized crime refugee, survivor of violence, always on party drugs, the teenage girl hanging out with adult men because there's no better option, who makes weird conceptual sound art even after her boyfriend sells most of her equipment, who gets screamed at by a cop and decides to give him therapy, who somehow still thinks people are sweet.

I love you Cindy: the homeless artist squatting in the coalroom, who does massive street art challenging the occupation, belongs to a famously violent gang but likes people too much to go around stabbing most of them, and terrorizes the rich lady into leaving her block.

I love you Soona: the antisocial programmer, who loses her job and her dream and dedicates herself to finding out why, worries about the unemployed writers, moves her professional-grade computer into a busted-up old church to run science experiments, who lets the homeless ravers move into the church with her so she can use their sound equipment, who makes the ravers listen to her thoughts about elves.

I love you Billie: the working-class woman with an alcoholic husband, who shrugs off intrusive questions and accepts a hug for the sake of the working class, who tells the weird intrusive cop that he isn't a fuckupatoo after all, who sewed a blue lining into her husband's ratty old jacket to keep him warm.

I love you Lilienne: the single mom who survives selling fish to rich people she'll never see, who carries a sword around, who sees a cop that reminds her of her dead alcoholic husband and takes the time to be kind to him when she doesn't have to be.

I love you Isobel: the old washerwoman who has stayed when all her children and neighbors have left, who takes in the drifters and strays who pass through the village, who won't give them up to the cops even when they find a bullet in her spare room, who calls the cop a dark omen but also lets him stay for free.

I love you Elizabeth: the local girl who went off the law school and came back a firebreathing socialist, who can stop the head of the local gang in his tracks just by saying his name, who never concedes an inch to the cops, who will try to reason with armed mercenaries and put her life on the line to protect her people. Who will run the union one day if she lives.

I love you Neha: the dicemaker who bounced back from the death of her first dream, who makes dice into art objects (the cursed die!!!), who remembers all the failed businesses and weirdos, who knows how precarious the world can be, but moved into the most cursed building in Martenaise and made a corner of it into somewhere cozy, sunlight, and safe.

I love you women of Martenaise: you live in the ruins, one of the worst neighborhoods in an occupied city, the beachhead that no one ever bothered to rebuild. You live in grinding poverty, where every government and school of thought has failed even more than they have in the rest of the city. You refuse to let Harry intimidate you, but (some of) you help him anyway—not because he's a cop, but because he's a man who has hit rock bottom, and you all know what that's like. Some of you fight for causes and some of you make art and some of you care for your families, and all of you give what little you can spare to make your community just a little bit better.

[ace-fandom-dumbass]

Me during Kate and Ruby's talk at the end of the new episode: Wow, that's three mom figures for Ruby now, girl calm down

Shirley, not five seconds later: you've already got two mums, what are you collecting them?

[veshialles]

"ohhhh but Merrill should have been the eluvian technician/elf lore expert instead of Bellara" WRONG! Bellara and Merrill should be comparing notes over tea, taking turns staring longingly into each others eyes while the other infodumps about all of their findings, and then have insane elf mage lesbian sex about it

[gravygranola]

okay nobody talk to me right now I'm thinking about clark kent

[anthurak]

Weird/Funny little idea I had:

Team RWBY as part of a multi-crossover with a large cast where they aren't really the main central focus characters, but are instead are essentially in the same role as the Penguins in the Madagascar movies. In that they are a quartet of comedically unhinged, hyper-competent badass side-characters who are often off solving big plot issues while everyone else is dealing with character stuff or just being weirdly unsettlingly hilarious.

Like say, Ruby being always at once super upbeat and friendly while also being ruthlessly pragmatic, or Blake being rather laid-back and chill while having a shocking amount of off-hand know-how of criminal activity, or just the whole whole team having just a neverending supply of casual yet extremely dark and unsettling anecdotes from their experience as what is essentially fantasy war-veterans.

[ruby-myth-dreamer]

Hey guyss guess who got the Artificer ascension ending :33

IM NEVER RECOVERING FROM THIS WHAT THE HECWHY DID MY FRIEND TELL ME THERE WAS AN ENDING THEY KNEW I WOULD GO FOR IT

I'M LIKE, GENUINELY CRYING THE MOMENT I SAW THE COLORS I WAS LIKE "OH MY GOSH WAIT IS THAT HER KIDS" AND TEARS IMMEDIATELY THEN SHE SHE HUGGED THEM AND BECAME AN ECHO (I THINK?) AND IM SOOOOO

Y'ALL CANT EVEN SEE IT TIL WHO KNOWS HOW LONG ITS THE FOURTH CAMPAIGN IVE DONE

[fangswbenefits]

LMAO????

[cherry-bomb-ships]

"My f/os are all fighting for my attention in my head!"

What other people imagine it feels like:

What it actually feels like:

[upslapmeal]

"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology

"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to

[tumblezwei]

Handsomest girl in the whole wide world

[veshialles]

polyamorous transfems really out here inventing new forms of intimacy that would make the average cishet quake in their boots

[anthrubicon]

Oh my goddddddddd

Genuinely the cutest frame in the entire show