This image is so fucking funny to me. It feels like Trump just stole the nuclear launch codes and now Commander Biden is assembling a crack team of war criminals to neutralize him and then the follow up message is "The very fate of America rests on your shoulders, [PLAYER NAME HERE]"
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Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby face off at the World Cup
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Just seing Lorenzo, Kaiser, and Sae together makes me think of Hetalia for some reason 😂 cuz I realized Lorenzo is from Italy, Kaiser is from Germany and Sae is from Japan then my mind went ‘my old fav Axis trio? hello???’
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Dr. Zhivago was the coldest pimp ever. Cradling two bitches during the Bolshavick Revolution and surviving multiple fucking blizzards just to get pussy.
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Random wikipedia article game!
Your soulmate is the first alive person you get
You live in the first place you get
Your pet is the first alive animal you get
You are haunted by the first dead person/animal or extinct species you get
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I don't know what to think of the quote from Geno that was published today and is trending on twitter. Is it actually a real quote? Because if it is and was translated within context, oooh boy I'm gonna be pissed!
sigh ok i was hoping this wouldn't happen.
this is the only time i'll be addressing this.
that quote was from 2019. whatever the twitter account that posted a snippet of it is, it was clearly attempting to imply it was said today. it was not. i have proof!
is it the best quote ever? no. however, let's remember the context here: he's talking to a russian news outlet. what's he gonna say?
additionally, when you add in all the rest of his commentary, it's significantly less inflammatory.
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not people upset biden got britney home instead of some marine, who is far more equipped and prepared for those circumstances than a random civilian?? like yeah he would fucking pick a civilian to return home wtf is wrong w yall.
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