#s&s employees

[karlydraws]

The Pitcher Hates You

I Told You To Put the Mask On

+bonus

Father and daughter team managers/buzzcut shou

[roominthecastle]

[squuote]

"Let's run this franchise into the ground, let's drag it through the mud and back."

"And if people hate it? Who cares?"

[dailyserirei]

Ooh what if Serirei just talking with their past selves, it could be chaotic with past Reigen being extremely energetic, but just imagine kid Seri too being so anxious and his future self helping him out. Now past Seri has a friend weee

OUGH!!!!! ageswap au is great actually that i went a little too far made a comic something like this

Serizawa to his 14 years old self (quite long):

Reigen to his 14 years old self:

[latenightsundayblues]

Came across some slasher band AU art by @arkunder and started frothing at the mouth

I like to imagine they'd do really performative concerts with the ghostface persona, like "killing" actresses on stage and being overall destructive to the point of losing gigs in nicer places so their fans don't completely wreck everything in a mosh pit (that they initiated) lmfao

Stu's the campiest bitch on the block (as expected)

[succulent-leaf]

thinking about kitagoro shoulder massages . . . .

[koukaaa-descent]

the antithesis of hate

(This is not necessarily connected to the art,, I've just had this in my drafts for a while and. Well.)

Monsoon was scorched by the blaze of the star, fragile skin blackening, sparse blues burning away beneath the heat of it. Indigo, suddenly impulsive, wrapped his arms around it. The poor thing is so much larger now—it’s nearly impossible to wrap his arms all the way around its body.

“You need to live,” he says, finding something awfully wet in his voice beneath the star’s hissing fires. Monsoon rattles, a series of short chirps interspersed with sharp clicks. It sounded almost familiar to the coo of a pigeon. Because of either mimicry or familiarity, its arms wrap around him as well, reciprocating such a familiar touch in spite of the pain each movement brought. Claws settle against the fabric of his uniform, never piercing the thick material.

“You need to live,” Indigo forces out, heartbroken for a reason he could not possibly discern. A terrible sense of hopelessness pervaded his senses. Heat began to char his suit, vicious flame devouring all it touched. He fought back the heat in his eyes caused not by pain but rather something else.

Monsoon would sprint through a field filled with eyeless dogs if Indigo had been the one to say that it was safe. That was the problem with creatures so beautifully intelligent yet so loyal—loyalty could bring about suicide for the sake of another. Intelligence would grant it the ability to know that and do whatever it was anyway.

They’re running out of time. They’ve always been running out of time. Indigo’s just glad that they got to spend their short lives together. He squeezes Monsoon as tight as he can, wondering where his tiny, inquisitive little dove had gone. A Bracken grew so impossibly quickly that those days had begun and ended in a mere moment of time. But... what a truly wonderful moment it was.

Fire engulfs the star, shrieking a demand unto the universe itself. Monsoon keens in pain, wrapping itself around his body with what little it can move. Loyal to the point of suicide.

In an awfully short moment, wrapped in his oldest companion's arms, Indigo finally puts a name to that foreign emotion. Love.

Light sears his sclerae through the tinted visor. With a raspy, thin whistle, Monsoon frays beneath it and scatters away into ash that utterly blinds Indigo to the world beyond. Very suddenly, the searing pain does not mean anything. Nothing at all.

The star billows into existence as it finally implodes, roaring past them—the impossibly tiny things that they both were in the face of it.

The last thing that Indigo ever sees. The first thing that he dares to regret.

[eggplantbun]

best update ever

[toastywindow]

we are witnessing a nepo baby using his privileges

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester: I got a vibe check at Claire’s.

Meg: How was it?

Lester: I have three weeks to live.

[shadowslocked]

Honestly everything I hear about the admin situation sounds like Quackity going “this seems like a good idea” and then it’s revealed that it probably was not the best idea

[karlydraws]

"You two are in so much trouble."

Inspired by @catsauceeartofficial 's 10 years later prompt... You had me at nurse!wawa. When I first saw him this meme imm

ediately came to my mind

I know boys should be older but I thought responsible adults wouldn't get into this kind of trouble(Except for Reigen. He's not a responsible adult).... So here we are, highschool boy Shigeo and sassy junior high Ritsu.

[thenarratorssignature]

I honestly want to know what Employee 432 did to piss off seemingly every single person in the office to the point that they had a whole hallway of peer reviews.

Like legitimately what the fuck happened?

[widowshill]

— I couldn't care less about your future. — Well, you'd better care, because you're part of it, and so is your wife.

r/v/b for @tortoisesshells.

[faceeeeee]

I know that you said that employee caine wouldn't be canon but I may have gotten an idea for how to make it work

Basically caine is one of the founders of C&A. When the AI was made, he named it caine after himself.

That could be another possibility and it's also baked up by the whole "Caine & Able" theory. When I said that there's no such thing as an "employee au Caine" I meant the AI Caine. It still isn't possible for him to exist in the real world as a real person (to me at least) but the one who could exist would be another individual, not AI denture Caine. He would look like the AI Caine design I posted but with a normal black tuxedo, no tophat, and a neutral expression (maybe add a frown cuz I love frowns)

[mistressemmedi]

the way rbr fans are trying to make this about anything but misogyny. really disgusting

It is about mysoginy though. Look at who 'broke' the news first - for those who don't know Business F1 is the motorsport equivalent of the Daily Mail. Highlights from such a reputable source include: a whole spread dedicated to WAGS and subsequent analysis of who scored big in terms of beauty, another in depth article in regards to how the W series failed because it didn't market itself better (should have put the drivers in bikinis) etc. Just to set the tone.