Janet: Is that blood?
Rae: ...No?
Poki: That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.
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I love being visibly queer but like, in a way that confuses people. Most people who encounter me in the wild can tell I'm not a straight/cis person, but other than that? It’s anyone’s guess.
~Bard
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As most of you know, I’ve spent the majority of my life hysterical and emotionally out of control, so I speak the language.
–Sorcerer
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Cleric: Bard, you’ve ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.
Bard: The only dangerous amount of is none!
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