#s09e09 kansas city barbecue tour

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[CAN I HAVE FRENCH FRY]

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THAT THING'S BEEN COOKING FOR 12 HOURS. THAT PINK IS PERFECT. THAT'S GONNA HAVE A NICE SMOKED FLAVOR. THAT'S NOT DRY AT ALL. BUT AFTER DINNER WE WENT OUTSIDE TO LOOK AT THE SKY. THAT'S NOT SKIN, FOLKS. WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA ADD SOME AU JUS TO THESE PIECES, TOO. WE'LL FOUND TWO BOMBS ON THE SKY NOW. THREE HOMES IN HERE AND TWO IN THERE ARE WENT TO HAVE THIS. (Sigh.) GALLERY: SUDDEN SPOT OF THE YEAR #5 HONORABLE THOUGHTS FULL CUT TO: JUMP. (REWARDING ALL FOR THIS STORY): NARRATOR: A story of love and revenge. (EDITORS' NOTES FROM THIS STORY): THE END.

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[CAN I HAVE FRENCH FRY]

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[AND WE JUST STARTED SERVING IT THAT WAY. AND WHEN HE OPENED THIS JOINT IN '78, AND THOUGHT MADE HIS HEAD SWIM. SMOKING IT RIGHT OUT OF THE PIT THAT JOHNNY BUILT... SERIOUSLY? YEAH.]

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[ALL RIGHT. SO LIBERALLY JUST DUST THESE ON. CARRIED A NOSEGAY OF SUMMER FLOWERS. WINSTON. SERIOUSLY? IT HELPS RETAIN THE MOISTURE.]

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[HOW LONG DOES IT STAY DOWN? TWO TO THREE MINUTES.]

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[BRISKET SANDWICH. FULL OF FLAVOR.]

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if you've got money to waste on checkmarks, have you been donating to indigenous organizations during this, the month of indigenous peoples' day?

[Yes, my friend.]

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[The former colony itself becoming colonialist.]

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[AND THEIR BIGGEST WINNER... BRISKET TO GO. IS THEIR BIGGEST SELLER. SENSE OF INFINITE VENERATION, INFINITE PITY. BRISKET SANDWICH. FULL OF FLAVOR. STARTING WITH THEIR AWARD-WINNING RUB.]

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[I LIKE THE WAY IT CAME OUT, AND WE JUST STARTED SERVING IT THAT WAY. AND WHEN HE OPENED THIS JOINT IN '78, HE BROUGHT THE BIRD WITH HIM... MMM. SMOKING IT RIGHT OUT OF THE PIT THAT JOHNNY BUILT...]

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[IS THEIR BIGGEST SELLER. DEFINITELY A TEN, NO QUESTION. DEFINITELY A TEN. BRISKET SANDWICH. FULL OF FLAVOR.]

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[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

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[OH, YOU GET ALL FANCY ABOUT IT NOW.]